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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you ever get aroused at the most inappropriate times by the most mundane things?

How do u deal with this?

Every time I'm on a bus I seem to get an erection the stop before I'm about to get off. So either have to give it the old tuck under the waistband of trousers trick. Or walk awkwardly with my backpack infront of offending area.

My question is. What, when and where does this happen to you?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Tell the bus driver you’re getting off the stop after yours then. Problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite useful if you need to hit the bell and both hands are full.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell the bus driver you’re getting off the stop after yours then. Problem solved "

Why didn't I think of that

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By *aleunicorn500Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Remember once getting a huge stiffy in front of my mates mum when I was a teenager. Awkward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving wet patches at church can raise eyebrows.. amen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anytime i see a woman in wellies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Leaving wet patches at church can raise eyebrows.. amen."

Did u manage to skip the collection plate that day?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I wish more men were comfortable with their natural, physical selves. If you're not exposing your hard cock, whilst wanking in front of a group of nuns and others who've not consented, just go along with your life.

Most people will see and think nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leaving wet patches at church can raise eyebrows.. amen."

The second coming.

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By *idsCouple1Couple
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Quite useful if you need to hit the bell and both hands are full."

This really made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leaving wet patches at church can raise eyebrows.. amen."

WTF are you thinking about in church?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diesel dick, it’s more common than you’d give credit for. Fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leaving wet patches at church can raise eyebrows.. amen.

WTF are you thinking about in church?"

All things bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I've had that issue since I was teenager. Luckily working from home means I can *ahem* tend to my needs

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By *ewburylad86Man
over a year ago

Newbury


"Leaving wet patches at church can raise eyebrows.. amen.

WTF are you thinking about in church?

All things bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small."

This is so funny

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Just claim it's a banana.

Simples.

A

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife

Waistband trouser tuck is a great image

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Waistband trouser tuck is a great image"

I was thinking that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leaving wet patches at church can raise eyebrows.. amen.

WTF are you thinking about in church?

All things bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small."

But do you love them all

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By *ewburylad86Man
over a year ago

Newbury

If I’m waiting around or doing something really mundane and drawn out I sometimes get an erection. It’s difficult to get rid of and can stay for up to fifteen minutes or more. I’ve no idea why it happens, I just know that it does.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

It happens now and then but as you said, just tuck it behind waistband or belt and problem's solved

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

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By *rezMan
over a year ago

Tuam

I was having a lunch in a canteen at work with this girl. We were having just every day regular conversation...and jusy out of th blue...I had to escape with my eyes getting horny when looking at her...while my friend got hard meanwhile. Felt like o was 23 again lol. It was bit awkward. But Nice.

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