FabSwingers.com forum: £25 to sit on my lap

By *urvySub87 OP Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

I always remember when under 2's flew for free because they sit on your lap. Now that I'm expecting it turns out that airlines are charging up to £25 per flight

Robbing bastards, I know they need to rake their money back in after the last few years but that's ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Airlines charge for everything

Next be charging for toilet paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you paying for exactly, they're not taking up room, food, or service. The weight would hardly make a difference to an airliner's fuel consumption. Insurance? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Airlines charge for everything

Next be charging for toilet paper

Ryanair pay per shit, that wouldn't surprise me xx

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Probably new safety measures/insurances have increased the cost

Or they are just robbing you

Maybe both

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Don't be surprised to see loaded Moses baskets in the over head lockers, as labelling rug rats as hand luggage might be cheaper.

(Does the above comment make me look bad?)

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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that's insane! Jeezo! Sorry to hear that OP

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By *uboCouple
over a year ago

East kilbride

"Don't be surprised to see loaded Moses baskets in the over head lockers, as labelling rug rats as hand luggage might be cheaper.

(Does the above comment make me look bad?)"

Don't know about you looking bad bud it sure made me laugh

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Infants have never flown for free. You’ve always had to pay for airport taxes. I work at an airport and I’m unaware of this £25 charge. I suppose it depends on the airline…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’ve been doing this for a while. We paid about £50 for return flights for our eldest 4 years ago.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Don't be surprised to see loaded Moses baskets in the over head lockers, as labelling rug rats as hand luggage might be cheaper.

(Does the above comment make me look bad?)

Don't know about you looking bad bud it sure made me laugh

Yorkshire Airline would approve then?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Airlines charge for everything

Next be charging for toilet paper

Is that for the Air Stewardesses to help yoyu clean up afterwards

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

You can sit on Tony's lap if you like ?, share the inflight meal ?. You'll also have a better view out of the window with no need to turn your head. He'll hold you tight too and charge you nothing for the pleasure(s)

. As a disclaimer we take no responsibility for any endless caressing, kissing, hand between your legs, voluntary or involuntary orgasms or other issues that may arise, or discomfort that may arise from said prior issue arising in the first place

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By *urvySub87 OP Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

"What are you paying for exactly, they're not taking up room, food, or service. The weight would hardly make a difference to an airliner's fuel consumption. Insurance? xx"

£25 for an extra 5 kilo bag on top of your 10 kilo one I guess

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