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By *rincessPuddleDuck22 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Don't forget to put things away before bed.

Sometimes the handy man turns up early!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you left him some items of a saucy nature to peruse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget to put things away before bed.

Sometimes the handy man turns up early!

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Did he offer you a hand in putting then to use opps a mean away

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Have you left him some items of a saucy nature to peruse. "

Unfortunately for me yes I did, I realised as it was too late

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Don't forget to put things away before bed.

Sometimes the handy man turns up early!

Did he offer you a hand in putting then to use opps a mean away "

He was too stunned to say anything and went to his van to grab his coffee. I needed other things drilled not me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you use these for ya butt?

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Do you use these for ya butt?

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Yes and no.

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

But would you have had the handyman?

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By *nimal007Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

haha we once had a guy come to clean our mattress and forgot we had left the restaints on the bed and just tucked them un the mattress...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We've had similar but with our offspring nearly or possibly seeing restraints still on the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once came back to notice a cleaner had moved some toys

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

The wife leaves anal lube on the bedside table,we had some interesting conversations with the kids at the dinner table

T

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Was your handyman a handy man and how handy was this handyman, and if this man was a handsome man would you cam for this handsome handyman and pay him with bread and a slice of ham?

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Was your handyman a handy man and how handy was this handyman, and if this man was a handsome man would you cam for this handsome handyman and pay him with bread and a slice of ham?"

My handyman was less than handy I have a door that for some reason absolutely unknown to me came off the hinges. I don't like to cam or even ham mabey I'd have made him a flan but I swear it was not my plan to have him see the ALL the things just laying there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend had a giant dildo (I'm not even sure that's the correct name) hanging in her bathroom, this thing was huge!! Landlord and surveyor saw it

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Was your handyman a handy man and how handy was this handyman, and if this man was a handsome man would you cam for this handsome handyman and pay him with bread and a slice of ham?

My handyman was less than handy I have a door that for some reason absolutely unknown to me came off the hinges. I don't like to cam or even ham mabey I'd have made him a flan but I swear it was not my plan to have him see the ALL the things just laying there. "

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He came for some minge and to screw you on the floor, but fixed your hinge and he made good your door.

You don't like to cam nor do you like ham?

Before all this began he was just a randy man. His name is just Stan and drives a handy van.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"My friend had a giant dildo (I'm not even sure that's the correct name) hanging in her bathroom, this thing was huge!! Landlord and surveyor saw it "

You're saying this on behalf of a "friend" aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you use these for ya butt?

Yes and no. "

Im sad you didn’t get that reference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You Probably missed a step on that one

Could have been a good opener

To job payed in kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you use these for ya butt?

Yes and no.

Im sad you didn’t get that reference "

https://youtu.be/p1JqqsZvMF4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was your handyman a handy man and how handy was this handyman, and if this man was a handsome man would you cam for this handsome handyman and pay him with bread and a slice of ham?

My handyman was less than handy I have a door that for some reason absolutely unknown to me came off the hinges. I don't like to cam or even ham mabey I'd have made him a flan but I swear it was not my plan to have him see the ALL the things just laying there.

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He came for some minge and to screw you on the floor, but fixed your hinge and he made good your door.

You don't like to cam nor do you like ham?

Before all this began he was just a randy man. His name is just Stan and drives a handy van."

This just totally reminded me of "Odd Job Bob-a-job Bob - he does the odd job for the odd Bob" from Viz.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22 OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Do you use these for ya butt?

Yes and no.

Im sad you didn’t get that reference

https://youtu.be/p1JqqsZvMF4

"

I knew I was missing something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is ok due to not being as mobile I have a key safe for the physio and cleaner to get in to the house, I forgot what time it was and was waking about naked as the physio came in, good job she known me for a bit now and waited for me to go out clothes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen this one before

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