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Right then, I’m in for the late shift.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Fancy a shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a gag?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I am down knickers dropped

Are you dropping a load in the front door or back door

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"How about a gag?! "

If you want me to shut up just say, if you want to go all medieval on my ass, well just say.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Ok I am down knickers dropped

Are you dropping a load in the front door or back door "

I think back but then, the postman always knocks twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I am down knickers dropped

Are you dropping a load in the front door or back door

I think back but then, the postman always knocks twice. "

Ok done deal back then front a little A to M it is then

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Anyone for SPaG?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Ok I am down knickers dropped

Are you dropping a load in the front door or back door

I think back but then, the postman always knocks twice.

Ok done deal back then front a little A to M it is then "

Deal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone for SPaG?"

Yes. I’ll take all the extra marks I can get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Anyone for SPaG?"

I’m not sure what that is but yes ok.

Does it come with garlic bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I am down knickers dropped

Are you dropping a load in the front door or back door

I think back but then, the postman always knocks twice.

Ok done deal back then front a little A to M it is then

Deal. "

Perfect

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Is this late? Not even half way through my shift

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I really don't feel well, Fiddles

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I really don't feel well, Fiddles "

Oh bless, what’s up. Would Dr Fiddles special tonic help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I am down knickers dropped

Are you dropping a load in the front door or back door

I think back but then, the postman always knocks twice. "

Not if you're from royal mail and don't expect your delivery on time.

Reference to them not you hunny

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Ok I am down knickers dropped

Are you dropping a load in the front door or back door

I think back but then, the postman always knocks twice.

Not if you're from royal mail and don't expect your delivery on time.

Reference to them not you hunny"

Don’t worry I deliver on time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I am down knickers dropped

Are you dropping a load in the front door or back door

I think back but then, the postman always knocks twice.

Not if you're from royal mail and don't expect your delivery on time.

Reference to them not you hunny

Don’t worry I deliver on time. "

Hopefully not before the allocated time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as in a carpat or rug...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

carpet

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"carpet "

I think a rug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"carpet

I think a rug. "

Shaggy rug or Icelandic Sheepskin Rug Natural (Double)

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"carpet

I think a rug.

Shaggy rug or Icelandic Sheepskin Rug Natural (Double)

"

Absolutely Icelandic sheepskin.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Evening all

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I really don't feel well, Fiddles

Oh bless, what’s up. Would Dr Fiddles special tonic help? "

Probably. I can't smell much so it wouldn't make me gag, like last time.

Better hurry, I'm fading fast

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I really don't feel well, Fiddles

Oh bless, what’s up. Would Dr Fiddles special tonic help?

Probably. I can't smell much so it wouldn't make me gag, like last time.

Better hurry, I'm fading fast "

A good boob rubbing often helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"carpet

I think a rug.

Shaggy rug or Icelandic Sheepskin Rug Natural (Double)

Absolutely Icelandic sheepskin. "

Man with good taste...!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I really don't feel well, Fiddles

Oh bless, what’s up. Would Dr Fiddles special tonic help?

Probably. I can't smell much so it wouldn't make me gag, like last time.

Better hurry, I'm fading fast

A good boob rubbing often helps. "

With Vicks would be a great help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks I'm washing the cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't feel well, Fiddles

Oh bless, what’s up. Would Dr Fiddles special tonic help?

Probably. I can't smell much so it wouldn't make me gag, like last time.

Better hurry, I'm fading fast

A good boob rubbing often helps.

With Vicks would be a great help. "

Put it on the sole of your feet then wrap in cling film, no need to thank me tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't feel well, Fiddles

Oh bless, what’s up. Would Dr Fiddles special tonic help?

Probably. I can't smell much so it wouldn't make me gag, like last time.

Better hurry, I'm fading fast

A good boob rubbing often helps.

With Vicks would be a great help.

Put it on the sole of your feet then wrap in cling film, no need to thank me tomorrow "

But don't do that if you have laminate floors! I know this from experience.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"I really don't feel well, Fiddles

Oh bless, what’s up. Would Dr Fiddles special tonic help?

Probably. I can't smell much so it wouldn't make me gag, like last time.

Better hurry, I'm fading fast

A good boob rubbing often helps.

With Vicks would be a great help.

Put it on the sole of your feet then wrap in cling film, no need to thank me tomorrow

But don't do that if you have laminate floors! I know this from experience. "
slippery

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I really don't feel well, Fiddles

Oh bless, what’s up. Would Dr Fiddles special tonic help?

Probably. I can't smell much so it wouldn't make me gag, like last time.

Better hurry, I'm fading fast

A good boob rubbing often helps.

With Vicks would be a great help.

Put it on the sole of your feet then wrap in cling film, no need to thank me tomorrow "

I don't actually have any

I really need it for my nose too.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I really don't feel well, Fiddles

Oh bless, what’s up. Would Dr Fiddles special tonic help?

Probably. I can't smell much so it wouldn't make me gag, like last time.

Better hurry, I'm fading fast

A good boob rubbing often helps.

With Vicks would be a great help.

Put it on the sole of your feet then wrap in cling film, no need to thank me tomorrow

But don't do that if you have laminate floors! I know this from experience. "

Mine are real wood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't feel well, Fiddles

Oh bless, what’s up. Would Dr Fiddles special tonic help?

Probably. I can't smell much so it wouldn't make me gag, like last time.

Better hurry, I'm fading fast

A good boob rubbing often helps.

With Vicks would be a great help.

Put it on the sole of your feet then wrap in cling film, no need to thank me tomorrow

But don't do that if you have laminate floors! I know this from experience.

Mine are real wood. "

You put socks on over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't feel well, Fiddles

Oh bless, what’s up. Would Dr Fiddles special tonic help?

Probably. I can't smell much so it wouldn't make me gag, like last time.

Better hurry, I'm fading fast

A good boob rubbing often helps.

With Vicks would be a great help.

Put it on the sole of your feet then wrap in cling film, no need to thank me tomorrow

But don't do that if you have laminate floors! I know this from experience.

Mine are real wood.

You put socks on over it"

Well I know that now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't feel well, Fiddles

Oh bless, what’s up. Would Dr Fiddles special tonic help?

Probably. I can't smell much so it wouldn't make me gag, like last time.

Better hurry, I'm fading fast

A good boob rubbing often helps.

With Vicks would be a great help.

Put it on the sole of your feet then wrap in cling film, no need to thank me tomorrow

But don't do that if you have laminate floors! I know this from experience.

Mine are real wood. "

Do you have a pound shop close to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really don't feel well, Fiddles

Oh bless, what’s up. Would Dr Fiddles special tonic help?

Probably. I can't smell much so it wouldn't make me gag, like last time.

Better hurry, I'm fading fast

A good boob rubbing often helps.

With Vicks would be a great help.

Put it on the sole of your feet then wrap in cling film, no need to thank me tomorrow

But don't do that if you have laminate floors! I know this from experience.

Mine are real wood.

You put socks on over it

Well I know that now! "
sorry wasn't being smart learnt that lesson myself with foor treatment pack, ohh I walked from a tiled kitchen to a real wooden floor and I went down like a tone off bricks moresoe than my laminate floor in my room

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