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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. Right now you're tuned in to your boy Steve - kinda rhymes with cheese (if you try hard), on Kurupt FM. Coming from you live from the capital but it’s not capital fm, it’s Kurupt FM.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos . Talk about absolutely anything you want. THIS IS A SAFE SPACE

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don’t be shy, put some more.

Anyway, my angels and demons, Let's nocturnal! HARD! Smileyface

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Evening cutie

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Evening Beats Evening MC Grinder.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening cutie"

FIRST THE WORST!

Hello my favourite (worst) angelll

What’s crackalacking? How’re YOUUUU?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is new

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Beats Evening MC Grinder..... "

SECOND THE BEST!!!

Good evening you dirty devil! Tell me, no, TELL US, what trouble have you got yourself into today?!

(Glad you got the ref )

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Goodness me, what's all this?! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Steve from London. How art thou?

Today, we have been doing Work. A lot of it! Then, I've been to the gym, collected our son and the three of us made a fat scran (in our son's words). A big, fat steak dinner

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Evening Beats Evening MC Grinder.....

SECOND THE BEST!!!

Good evening you dirty devil! Tell me, no, TELL US, what trouble have you got yourself into today?!

(Glad you got the ref )"

No trouble today Steve I have been an angel

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Can you speak oldie please??????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is new "

Floro with the sick flowwwwww!

Hell- Oh! How are you this evening? What have those eyes witnessed? Tell us all!

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Did the clocks go forward…I’m sure this is early

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Evening cutie

FIRST THE WORST!

Hello my favourite (worst) angelll

What’s crackalacking? How’re YOUUUU? "

I am well sexy pants. How's the metropolis today? Been hobnobbing with the elites again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goodness me, what's all this?! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Steve from London. How art thou?

Today, we have been doing Work. A lot of it! Then, I've been to the gym, collected our son and the three of us made a fat scran (in our son's words). A big, fat steak dinner "

KC! KC! KAY CEEEEEEEEE!

What are YOUUUUUUU saying? Wecome to my pirate radio station

Sounds like you’ve had the loveliest busiest day ever! That dinner sounds PHat. I am jealous! Is there any more for a poor boy from London?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Where’s Jim?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Ok, what have you done with our Jim?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you speak oldie please?????? "

SAFF! Thank God you made it here!

HOW ARE YA????

I don’t speak oldie but I chat up the oldies! I will do my best to make my language more accessible! Startingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggnowggggggggggggg.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Goodness me, what's all this?! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Steve from London. How art thou?

Today, we have been doing Work. A lot of it! Then, I've been to the gym, collected our son and the three of us made a fat scran (in our son's words). A big, fat steak dinner

KC! KC! KAY CEEEEEEEEE!

What are YOUUUUUUU saying? Wecome to my pirate radio station

Sounds like you’ve had the loveliest busiest day ever! That dinner sounds PHat. I am jealous! Is there any more for a poor boy from London?

"

Phatter than a phatman in Phatsville, Steve-o!

As chance would have it, Child A did not finish his steak dinner and said something about putting it on a sandwich tomorrow. Would you like a piece of second hand steak?! We might even have a chip or two left (unless Mr KC went Chip Diving )

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Where’s Jim? "

Jim is "unavailable"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did the clocks go forward…I’m sure this is early "

SG, HELLO! You Angel, it’s good to see you here

The clocks didn’t go forward but well done for clocking that I am indeed, early.

How the hell are ya? What’s been going on in your world?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Is this an official nocturnal thread or is it a cheap knock off from China?

I'm on the phone to trading standards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Beats Evening MC Grinder.....

SECOND THE BEST!!!

Good evening you dirty devil! Tell me, no, TELL US, what trouble have you got yourself into today?!

(Glad you got the ref )

No trouble today Steve I have been an angel "

Oh really?

You’re in the right place to do your first naughty deed of the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening cutie

FIRST THE WORST!

Hello my favourite (worst) angelll

What’s crackalacking? How’re YOUUUU?

I am well sexy pants. How's the metropolis today? Been hobnobbing with the elites again? "

Oh, you sweet talker. You keep talking like that and you can get in my sexy pants. Sorry, gotta keep it professional.

The Metropolis is good. We didn’t even need to call superman once today! I am still eating the rich. I assume that’s what you meant?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Where’s Jim?

Jim is "unavailable" "

I don’t remember signing his leave form…..

J x

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Did the clocks go forward…I’m sure this is early

SG, HELLO! You Angel, it’s good to see you here

The clocks didn’t go forward but well done for clocking that I am indeed, early.

How the hell are ya? What’s been going on in your world? "

I’ve been dealing with messages Steven darling. Apparently I have a bad attitude

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where’s Jim? "

DC- our fab nation’s capital

How are you?? Tell us about your day in Norfuck? Who have you fucked today?

I am sorry you’ve got me today and not Jim but I’ll run him back to you as soon as I can!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is new

Floro with the sick flowwwwww!

Hell- Oh! How are you this evening? What have those eyes witnessed? Tell us all! "

Sick flow - you lovely thing you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, what have you done with our Jim? "

T&J, my favourite, fabulous Brandy! Get it? Because you sound like E&J!

Howwwwww are things with you? What’s appppppnin?

Jim is safe! And it will remain that way as long as you all co operate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good eeeevening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this an official nocturnal thread or is it a cheap knock off from China?

I'm on the phone to trading standards. "

MAGNETO! SORRY, CHARLES BLOCKED MY MIND FROM SEEING YOUR POST!

What are YOU telling me? How are you? Put the phone down and give us a hug

P.s. this thread is made in China but coming to you live from London. I swear

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goodness me, what's all this?! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Steve from London. How art thou?

Today, we have been doing Work. A lot of it! Then, I've been to the gym, collected our son and the three of us made a fat scran (in our son's words). A big, fat steak dinner

KC! KC! KAY CEEEEEEEEE!

What are YOUUUUUUU saying? Wecome to my pirate radio station

Sounds like you’ve had the loveliest busiest day ever! That dinner sounds PHat. I am jealous! Is there any more for a poor boy from London?

Phatter than a phatman in Phatsville, Steve-o!

As chance would have it, Child A did not finish his steak dinner and said something about putting it on a sandwich tomorrow. Would you like a piece of second hand steak?! We might even have a chip or two left (unless Mr KC went Chip Diving )"

PHATTER THAN PHATZ AND Biggie SMALLZ!

Save sum for meeee! I’ll get the last train tonight and have it for break fast tomorrow morning. You know the vibes!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Ok, what have you done with our Jim?

T&J, my favourite, fabulous Brandy! Get it? Because you sound like E&J!

Howwwwww are things with you? What’s appppppnin?

Jim is safe! And it will remain that way as long as you all co operate. "

OMG you are b!ackmailing us!!! You’re never too old to over my knee for a bum slap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where’s Jim?

Jim is "unavailable" "

I promise I didn’t eat him.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs


"Ok, what have you done with our Jim? "

That's what I was thinking

But hi Steve I'm here chatting to friends about outfits for Chams whilst sipping lemsip to try and shift this cold

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Where’s Jim?

Jim is "unavailable"

I don’t remember signing his leave form…..

J x"

I think it was one of those "urgent" issues

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did the clocks go forward…I’m sure this is early

SG, HELLO! You Angel, it’s good to see you here

The clocks didn’t go forward but well done for clocking that I am indeed, early.

How the hell are ya? What’s been going on in your world?

I’ve been dealing with messages Steven darling. Apparently I have a bad attitude "

YOU?! BAD attitude? You have the best attitude! Do you need me to go Karen and write a complaint to Nicecouple up @ HQ?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Where’s Jim?

Jim is "unavailable"

I don’t remember signing his leave form…..

J x

I think it was one of those "urgent" issues "

It had best be worth it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is new

Floro with the sick flowwwwww!

Hell- Oh! How are you this evening? What have those eyes witnessed? Tell us all!

Sick flow - you lovely thing you "

Maybe you can treat us all to a little rap later? To close my set?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Goodness me, what's all this?! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Steve from London. How art thou?

Today, we have been doing Work. A lot of it! Then, I've been to the gym, collected our son and the three of us made a fat scran (in our son's words). A big, fat steak dinner

KC! KC! KAY CEEEEEEEEE!

What are YOUUUUUUU saying? Wecome to my pirate radio station

Sounds like you’ve had the loveliest busiest day ever! That dinner sounds PHat. I am jealous! Is there any more for a poor boy from London?

Phatter than a phatman in Phatsville, Steve-o!

As chance would have it, Child A did not finish his steak dinner and said something about putting it on a sandwich tomorrow. Would you like a piece of second hand steak?! We might even have a chip or two left (unless Mr KC went Chip Diving )

PHATTER THAN PHATZ AND Biggie SMALLZ!

Save sum for meeee! I’ll get the last train tonight and have it for break fast tomorrow morning. You know the vibes! "

You'll have to fight the Boy Wonder - there's steak and also some yummy pizza from yesterday

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I like the unique energy each guest host is bringing to nocturnal-ing.

Hey Steve you excitable old man et al.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is new

Floro with the sick flowwwwww!

Hell- Oh! How are you this evening? What have those eyes witnessed? Tell us all!

Sick flow - you lovely thing you

Maybe you can treat us all to a little rap later? To close my set? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the unique energy each guest host is bringing to nocturnal-ing.

Hey Steve you excitable old man et al. "

It’s the lady with a hot accent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeevening"

AxxXxxXxxxXxx8880888s. HOW ARE YOU DUDE? What are you saying? You good? What’s new in your world today?

Welcome to my set! I’m taking song requests in a sec!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Where is Jim?! I wanted to tell him about the squirrel from the other day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening "

PRINCESS!!!!! Hello, you

How’re you doing today? Did you find out lots and lots more facts? Care to share?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Taking song requests after this ad break

DONT GO ANYWHERE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, what have you done with our Jim?

T&J, my favourite, fabulous Brandy! Get it? Because you sound like E&J!

Howwwwww are things with you? What’s appppppnin?

Jim is safe! And it will remain that way as long as you all co operate.

OMG you are b!ackmailing us!!! You’re never too old to over my knee for a bum slap "

Bend me over babies. I’ve been a REALLY REALLY bad boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeevening

AxxXxxXxxxXxx8880888s. HOW ARE YOU DUDE? What are you saying? You good? What’s new in your world today?

Welcome to my set! I’m taking song requests in a sec! "

The Energy!! I love it ahha. I’m just chilling tonight, how about yourself bro?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, what have you done with our Jim?

That's what I was thinking

But hi Steve I'm here chatting to friends about outfits for Chams whilst sipping lemsip to try and shift this cold "

NORTYbutNice! My man!!!

How’re you doing today? Feeling good? I’m here to make you feel even better

Send pics to us about outfits, we’re here to help! And we’ll tickle your throat too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goodness me, what's all this?! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Steve from London. How art thou?

Today, we have been doing Work. A lot of it! Then, I've been to the gym, collected our son and the three of us made a fat scran (in our son's words). A big, fat steak dinner

KC! KC! KAY CEEEEEEEEE!

What are YOUUUUUUU saying? Wecome to my pirate radio station

Sounds like you’ve had the loveliest busiest day ever! That dinner sounds PHat. I am jealous! Is there any more for a poor boy from London?

Phatter than a phatman in Phatsville, Steve-o!

As chance would have it, Child A did not finish his steak dinner and said something about putting it on a sandwich tomorrow. Would you like a piece of second hand steak?! We might even have a chip or two left (unless Mr KC went Chip Diving )

PHATTER THAN PHATZ AND Biggie SMALLZ!

Save sum for meeee! I’ll get the last train tonight and have it for break fast tomorrow morning. You know the vibes!

You'll have to fight the Boy Wonder - there's steak and also some yummy pizza from yesterday "

I’ll take what I can get! Give it to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeevening Pickle!!! What a total delight to my eyes to find you here! Hello to all my fellow nocturnals - it seems some are shocked by the chance but I know you are all enjoying it as much as I am! How is everyone tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change* doh!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I like the unique energy each guest host is bringing to nocturnal-ing.

Hey Steve you excitable old man et al.

It’s the lady with a hot accent "

Thank you for greeting me in the way I wish everyone would.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like the unique energy each guest host is bringing to nocturnal-ing.

Hey Steve you excitable old man et al. "

MEL- I! MEL TO THA E! MEL TO THA E! MEL TO THA E!

How’re you you gorgeous angel?! How’s your day been?

Are you a kurupt FM fan? I’m covering for Beatz and Grindah! Enjoy the show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the unique energy each guest host is bringing to nocturnal-ing.

Hey Steve you excitable old man et al.

It’s the lady with a hot accent

Thank you for greeting me in the way I wish everyone would. "

Haha every time I see your profile I must listen to that voice of yours, it’s somewhat of a tradition now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like the unique energy each guest host is bringing to nocturnal-ing.

Hey Steve you excitable old man et al.

It’s the lady with a hot accent "

Her accent is hotter than Pompeii! Tsssssssssss

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Taking song requests after this ad break

DONT GO ANYWHERE

"

Stay High - Brittany Howard!

I'm too excited to wait for the ad break and I've been listening to it after a chat on a social group so now you deserve that joy.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Did someone say something about song requests?!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Good evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is Jim?! I wanted to tell him about the squirrel from the other day! "

wHeReZ jIm?!

Hi Jamie Hants! I am sorry to disappoint you but it’s me tonight! Jimothy is out of office. Feel free to tell us about the squirrel though

How are ya? What you saying? What’s new you night bug?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeevening

AxxXxxXxxxXxx8880888s. HOW ARE YOU DUDE? What are you saying? You good? What’s new in your world today?

Welcome to my set! I’m taking song requests in a sec!

The Energy!! I love it ahha. I’m just chilling tonight, how about yourself bro? "

I’m goood still! You’re gonna love the energy tonight! I’m going to play Skepta Energy later so everyone knows the vibe.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"Good evening

PRINCESS!!!!! Hello, you

How’re you doing today? Did you find out lots and lots more facts? Care to share? "

STEEEEVE!! Howdy, I feel ....

I learnt cows can go upstairs but not come down them. I've had dreams with cows in my bedroom and wondered why they couldn't leave upstairs so I must have already been told years and years ago.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeevening Pickle!!! What a total delight to my eyes to find you here! Hello to all my fellow nocturnals - it seems some are shocked by the chance but I know you are all enjoying it as much as I am! How is everyone tonight? "

LEEEEEEESE! LISAAAAAAAAA!

Omg it’s you! Yes! How are you you beautiful gorgeous stunning lovely Angel? Or demon? I forget which you are?

Appreciate the love. Have you followed my stuff before? You’re in for a treat? How’re you?

I am considering eating dinner soon. Thoughts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like the unique energy each guest host is bringing to nocturnal-ing.

Hey Steve you excitable old man et al.

It’s the lady with a hot accent

Thank you for greeting me in the way I wish everyone would. "

Noted, lady with a hot accent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone say something about song requests?! "

GET EM IN! MEL TO THA E has her first one in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all "

CHES! CHEZZA!

How goes it? How are ya fella?

I love your underwear man! Please send me a worn pair when you can.

Anyway, welcome to the threadddd. Get funkyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just keep popping up everywhere now don't you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening

PRINCESS!!!!! Hello, you

How’re you doing today? Did you find out lots and lots more facts? Care to share?

STEEEEVE!! Howdy, I feel ....

I learnt cows can go upstairs but not come down them. I've had dreams with cows in my bedroom and wondered why they couldn't leave upstairs so I must have already been told years and years ago. "

Fuck me your brain is so smart. I want to lick it.

Dreaming about cows? In your bedroom? KINKEEEEE

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Did someone say something about song requests?!

GET EM IN! MEL TO THA E has her first one in "

In tribute to Jamie Hants, I gift you this:

https://g.co/kgs/Lr49Vp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Taking song requests after this ad break

DONT GO ANYWHERE

Stay High - Brittany Howard!

I'm too excited to wait for the ad break and I've been listening to it after a chat on a social group so now you deserve that joy."

NP: STAY HI BY BRITTANY BXTCH. I MEAN HOWARD.

LINK: https://youtu.be/CfizQsGWOxI

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You just keep popping up everywhere now don't you! "

Orite! ORRRR-ITE! Don’t look so appy to C me !

LORNA! Hello you ANGEL! What’s up? Cómo estás?

How’re you doinnnnn this evening? I have something for you!

IT’S NATIONAL LOST SOCK MEMORIAL DAY!!!!!!!

Made me think of your socks!

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Did the clocks go forward…I’m sure this is early

SG, HELLO! You Angel, it’s good to see you here

The clocks didn’t go forward but well done for clocking that I am indeed, early.

How the hell are ya? What’s been going on in your world?

I’ve been dealing with messages Steven darling. Apparently I have a bad attitude

YOU?! BAD attitude? You have the best attitude! Do you need me to go Karen and write a complaint to Nicecouple up @ HQ? "

Haha no sweetheart it’s ok, he was just being Mr Judgey McJudgeface and misinterpreted my responses based on his previous rejections. I sorted him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone say something about song requests?!

GET EM IN! MEL TO THA E has her first one in

In tribute to Jamie Hants, I gift you this:

https://g.co/kgs/Lr49Vp"

BANGERRRRRRRERR! QUEUED!

Shout out to Jamie Hantszzzz

If you’re listenin, KAY CEE wants to send you some love with this one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did the clocks go forward…I’m sure this is early

SG, HELLO! You Angel, it’s good to see you here

The clocks didn’t go forward but well done for clocking that I am indeed, early.

How the hell are ya? What’s been going on in your world?

I’ve been dealing with messages Steven darling. Apparently I have a bad attitude

YOU?! BAD attitude? You have the best attitude! Do you need me to go Karen and write a complaint to Nicecouple up @ HQ?

Haha no sweetheart it’s ok, he was just being Mr Judgey McJudgeface and misinterpreted my responses based on his previous rejections. I sorted him "

You turn me on when you handle your shit

When my shift is over, FAF?

Hate Judgey McJudgersons. Wastemans.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"MEL- I! MEL TO THA E! MEL TO THA E! MEL TO THA E!

How’re you you gorgeous angel?! How’s your day been?

Are you a kurupt FM fan? I’m covering for Beatz and Grindah! Enjoy the show "

Hello you beautiful soul. Thank you for the energy you're bringing to the fora, it's so adorable and catching.

I'm good today! Getting excited about a social. Work. Spoke to my favourite dinosaur. Typing out a draft for something. Watched some Taika Watiti in sexy pirate gear and realised he's my new dream man. Looked at lingerie online. How's your day been?

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"Good evening

PRINCESS!!!!! Hello, you

How’re you doing today? Did you find out lots and lots more facts? Care to share?

STEEEEVE!! Howdy, I feel ....

I learnt cows can go upstairs but not come down them. I've had dreams with cows in my bedroom and wondered why they couldn't leave upstairs so I must have already been told years and years ago.

Fuck me your brain is so smart. I want to lick it.

Dreaming about cows? In your bedroom? KINKEEEEE "

Uuuumm no thankyou

It was a long time ago, my dreams now are much more interesting than cows stuck upstairs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

IT IS ALSO….. wait for it…..:

Alphabet Magnet Day

National Butterscotch Brownie Day

National Moscato Day

National Sleepover Day

National Women’s Checkup Day

National Stuttering Awareness Week

LOVE TO ALL CELEBRATING! HAPPY and them man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

78! My lucky number.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You just keep popping up everywhere now don't you!

Orite! ORRRR-ITE! Don’t look so appy to C me !

LORNA! Hello you ANGEL! What’s up? Cómo estás?

How’re you doinnnnn this evening? I have something for you!

IT’S NATIONAL LOST SOCK MEMORIAL DAY!!!!!!!

Made me think of your socks! "

A Memorial Day for socks! I will have you know I keep a very close eye on my socks and have not lost one yet! Ash on the other hand keeps losing my socks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"MEL- I! MEL TO THA E! MEL TO THA E! MEL TO THA E!

How’re you you gorgeous angel?! How’s your day been?

Are you a kurupt FM fan? I’m covering for Beatz and Grindah! Enjoy the show

Hello you beautiful soul. Thank you for the energy you're bringing to the fora, it's so adorable and catching.

I'm good today! Getting excited about a social. Work. Spoke to my favourite dinosaur. Typing out a draft for something. Watched some Taika Watiti in sexy pirate gear and realised he's my new dream man. Looked at lingerie online. How's your day been? "

you. TY - my biggest fan, Stan!

Tell me what you said to the dinosaur? I don’t speak dinosaur so I won’t understand but I’m curious! Taika Watiti! YUM! He’s also a good person from what I understand. SEXXY!

My day has been GLORIOUSLY shit! But I tell ya what? You are all making it better tonight!!!!

Ad-lib ad-lib ad-lib

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"IT IS ALSO….. wait for it…..:

Alphabet Magnet Day

National Butterscotch Brownie Day

National Moscato Day

National Sleepover Day

National Women’s Checkup Day

National Stuttering Awareness Week

LOVE TO ALL CELEBRATING! HAPPY and them man! "

Alphabet magnets are all over our kitchen

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"MEL- I! MEL TO THA E! MEL TO THA E! MEL TO THA E!

How’re you you gorgeous angel?! How’s your day been?

Are you a kurupt FM fan? I’m covering for Beatz and Grindah! Enjoy the show

Hello you beautiful soul. Thank you for the energy you're bringing to the fora, it's so adorable and catching.

I'm good today! Getting excited about a social. Work. Spoke to my favourite dinosaur. Typing out a draft for something. Watched some Taika Watiti in sexy pirate gear and realised he's my new dream man. Looked at lingerie online. How's your day been?

you. TY - my biggest fan, Stan!

Tell me what you said to the dinosaur? I don’t speak dinosaur so I won’t understand but I’m curious! Taika Watiti! YUM! He’s also a good person from what I understand. SEXXY!

My day has been GLORIOUSLY shit! But I tell ya what? You are all making it better tonight!!!!

Ad-lib ad-lib ad-lib "

Slim, is that you?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening

PRINCESS!!!!! Hello, you

How’re you doing today? Did you find out lots and lots more facts? Care to share?

STEEEEVE!! Howdy, I feel ....

I learnt cows can go upstairs but not come down them. I've had dreams with cows in my bedroom and wondered why they couldn't leave upstairs so I must have already been told years and years ago.

Fuck me your brain is so smart. I want to lick it.

Dreaming about cows? In your bedroom? KINKEEEEE

Uuuumm no thankyou

It was a long time ago, my dreams now are much more interesting than cows stuck upstairs. "

Ok no licking. No likey? No lickey? Or is it no likey no lighty? Nvm.

I am glad your dreams have UPgraded!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"IT IS ALSO….. wait for it…..:

Alphabet Magnet Day

National Butterscotch Brownie Day

National Moscato Day

National Sleepover Day

National Women’s Checkup Day

National Stuttering Awareness Week

LOVE TO ALL CELEBRATING! HAPPY and them man!

Alphabet magnets are all over our kitchen "

Same. My miniME is obsessed with them. I spell things on the fridge. She ruins my art! I am close to the edge

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Did the clocks go forward…I’m sure this is early

SG, HELLO! You Angel, it’s good to see you here

The clocks didn’t go forward but well done for clocking that I am indeed, early.

How the hell are ya? What’s been going on in your world?

I’ve been dealing with messages Steven darling. Apparently I have a bad attitude

YOU?! BAD attitude? You have the best attitude! Do you need me to go Karen and write a complaint to Nicecouple up @ HQ?

Haha no sweetheart it’s ok, he was just being Mr Judgey McJudgeface and misinterpreted my responses based on his previous rejections. I sorted him

You turn me on when you handle your shit

When my shift is over, FAF?

Hate Judgey McJudgersons. Wastemans. "

I do?

Of course

I’m the biggest Judgey McJudgeface of them all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"MEL- I! MEL TO THA E! MEL TO THA E! MEL TO THA E!

How’re you you gorgeous angel?! How’s your day been?

Are you a kurupt FM fan? I’m covering for Beatz and Grindah! Enjoy the show

Hello you beautiful soul. Thank you for the energy you're bringing to the fora, it's so adorable and catching.

I'm good today! Getting excited about a social. Work. Spoke to my favourite dinosaur. Typing out a draft for something. Watched some Taika Watiti in sexy pirate gear and realised he's my new dream man. Looked at lingerie online. How's your day been?

you. TY - my biggest fan, Stan!

Tell me what you said to the dinosaur? I don’t speak dinosaur so I won’t understand but I’m curious! Taika Watiti! YUM! He’s also a good person from what I understand. SEXXY!

My day has been GLORIOUSLY shit! But I tell ya what? You are all making it better tonight!!!!

Ad-lib ad-lib ad-lib

Slim, is that you?! "

HI MY NAME IS

HI MY NAME IS

HI MY NAME IS

HI MY NAME IS

- Ffs. The bloody tape is jammed. Brb

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"MEL- I! MEL TO THA E! MEL TO THA E! MEL TO THA E!

How’re you you gorgeous angel?! How’s your day been?

Are you a kurupt FM fan? I’m covering for Beatz and Grindah! Enjoy the show

Hello you beautiful soul. Thank you for the energy you're bringing to the fora, it's so adorable and catching.

I'm good today! Getting excited about a social. Work. Spoke to my favourite dinosaur. Typing out a draft for something. Watched some Taika Watiti in sexy pirate gear and realised he's my new dream man. Looked at lingerie online. How's your day been?

you. TY - my biggest fan, Stan!

Tell me what you said to the dinosaur? I don’t speak dinosaur so I won’t understand but I’m curious! Taika Watiti! YUM! He’s also a good person from what I understand. SEXXY!

My day has been GLORIOUSLY shit! But I tell ya what? You are all making it better tonight!!!!

Ad-lib ad-lib ad-lib

Slim, is that you?!

HI MY NAME IS

HI MY NAME IS

HI MY NAME IS

HI MY NAME IS

- Ffs. The bloody tape is jammed. Brb "

You're not old enough to remember The Marshall Mathers LP the first time around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LEEEEEEESE! LISAAAAAAAAA!

Omg it’s you! Yes! How are you you beautiful gorgeous stunning lovely Angel? Or demon? I forget which you are?

Appreciate the love. Have you followed my stuff before? You’re in for a treat? How’re you?

I am considering eating dinner soon. Thoughts? "

Feeling spicy tonight after a hot hot chilli for dinner - what are you contemplating for your late night meal/snack?

Always have so much for you, you know that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did the clocks go forward…I’m sure this is early

SG, HELLO! You Angel, it’s good to see you here

The clocks didn’t go forward but well done for clocking that I am indeed, early.

How the hell are ya? What’s been going on in your world?

I’ve been dealing with messages Steven darling. Apparently I have a bad attitude

YOU?! BAD attitude? You have the best attitude! Do you need me to go Karen and write a complaint to Nicecouple up @ HQ?

Haha no sweetheart it’s ok, he was just being Mr Judgey McJudgeface and misinterpreted my responses based on his previous rejections. I sorted him

You turn me on when you handle your shit

When my shift is over, FAF?

Hate Judgey McJudgersons. Wastemans.

I do?

Of course

I’m the biggest Judgey McJudgeface of them all "

It’s a date.

You can tell me all about who and what you’re judging! I love that shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"MEL- I! MEL TO THA E! MEL TO THA E! MEL TO THA E!

How’re you you gorgeous angel?! How’s your day been?

Are you a kurupt FM fan? I’m covering for Beatz and Grindah! Enjoy the show

Hello you beautiful soul. Thank you for the energy you're bringing to the fora, it's so adorable and catching.

I'm good today! Getting excited about a social. Work. Spoke to my favourite dinosaur. Typing out a draft for something. Watched some Taika Watiti in sexy pirate gear and realised he's my new dream man. Looked at lingerie online. How's your day been?

you. TY - my biggest fan, Stan!

Tell me what you said to the dinosaur? I don’t speak dinosaur so I won’t understand but I’m curious! Taika Watiti! YUM! He’s also a good person from what I understand. SEXXY!

My day has been GLORIOUSLY shit! But I tell ya what? You are all making it better tonight!!!!

Ad-lib ad-lib ad-lib

Slim, is that you?!

HI MY NAME IS

HI MY NAME IS

HI MY NAME IS

HI MY NAME IS

- Ffs. The bloody tape is jammed. Brb

You're not old enough to remember The Marshall Mathers LP the first time around "

I AM NOT? Well that’s fine because I’m not an EM fan anyway

I like his song ASS like that. That was my jam and the music video was BRILLIANT

I AIN’T NEVER SEEN A

ASSSSSS LIKE THAAAATTTT

So Gwen Stefani

Won’t you [redacted] on me?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Where is Jim?! I wanted to tell him about the squirrel from the other day!

wHeReZ jIm?!

Hi Jamie Hants! I am sorry to disappoint you but it’s me tonight! Jimothy is out of office. Feel free to tell us about the squirrel though

How are ya? What you saying? What’s new you night bug? "

I WhatsApped Jim. He was unaffected by the squirrel. A swing and a miss.

Are you well?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"MEL- I! MEL TO THA E! MEL TO THA E! MEL TO THA E!

How’re you you gorgeous angel?! How’s your day been?

Are you a kurupt FM fan? I’m covering for Beatz and Grindah! Enjoy the show

Hello you beautiful soul. Thank you for the energy you're bringing to the fora, it's so adorable and catching.

I'm good today! Getting excited about a social. Work. Spoke to my favourite dinosaur. Typing out a draft for something. Watched some Taika Watiti in sexy pirate gear and realised he's my new dream man. Looked at lingerie online. How's your day been?

you. TY - my biggest fan, Stan!

Tell me what you said to the dinosaur? I don’t speak dinosaur so I won’t understand but I’m curious! Taika Watiti! YUM! He’s also a good person from what I understand. SEXXY!

My day has been GLORIOUSLY shit! But I tell ya what? You are all making it better tonight!!!!

Ad-lib ad-lib ad-lib

Slim, is that you?!

HI MY NAME IS

HI MY NAME IS

HI MY NAME IS

HI MY NAME IS

- Ffs. The bloody tape is jammed. Brb

You're not old enough to remember The Marshall Mathers LP the first time around

I AM NOT? Well that’s fine because I’m not an EM fan anyway

I like his song ASS like that. That was my jam and the music video was BRILLIANT

I AIN’T NEVER SEEN A

ASSSSSS LIKE THAAAATTTT

So Gwen Stefani

Won’t you [redacted] on me?

"

My Marshall Mathers LP had "parental advisory, explicit lyrics" emblazoned across it, on a big sticker. The dude in HMV didn't fret and just sold it to the 14yo me anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"LEEEEEEESE! LISAAAAAAAAA!

Omg it’s you! Yes! How are you you beautiful gorgeous stunning lovely Angel? Or demon? I forget which you are?

Appreciate the love. Have you followed my stuff before? You’re in for a treat? How’re you?

I am considering eating dinner soon. Thoughts?

Feeling spicy tonight after a hot hot chilli for dinner - what are you contemplating for your late night meal/snack?

Always have so much for you, you know that "

HOT food for a hot woman! Oh siiiiii!

I kid you not, I’ve got left over chilli to eat right now. I’m warming it up as we speak. On Rachael’s loins! (If you watch friends you’ll get that reference)

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"

Hello you beautiful soul. Thank you for the energy you're bringing to the fora, it's so adorable and catching.

I'm good today! Getting excited about a social. Work. Spoke to my favourite dinosaur. Typing out a draft for something. Watched some Taika Watiti in sexy pirate gear and realised he's my new dream man. Looked at lingerie online. How's your day been?

you. TY - my biggest fan, Stan!

Tell me what you said to the dinosaur? I don’t speak dinosaur so I won’t understand but I’m curious! Taika Watiti! YUM! He’s also a good person from what I understand. SEXXY!

My day has been GLORIOUSLY shit! But I tell ya what? You are all making it better tonight!!!!

Ad-lib ad-lib ad-lib "

It was a general mix of chirping, rawring and a bit of grunting, standard dino-chat.

I really hope tomorrow is a better day for you, you deserve that you know. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is Jim?! I wanted to tell him about the squirrel from the other day!

wHeReZ jIm?!

Hi Jamie Hants! I am sorry to disappoint you but it’s me tonight! Jimothy is out of office. Feel free to tell us about the squirrel though

How are ya? What you saying? What’s new you night bug?

I WhatsApped Jim. He was unaffected by the squirrel. A swing and a miss.

Are you well? "

Bless you!

I am well… awesome but that’s more a description of me as a person and not my feelings, you know?

Did you see the song that went out to you earlier?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"MEL- I! MEL TO THA E! MEL TO THA E! MEL TO THA E!

How’re you you gorgeous angel?! How’s your day been?

Are you a kurupt FM fan? I’m covering for Beatz and Grindah! Enjoy the show

Hello you beautiful soul. Thank you for the energy you're bringing to the fora, it's so adorable and catching.

I'm good today! Getting excited about a social. Work. Spoke to my favourite dinosaur. Typing out a draft for something. Watched some Taika Watiti in sexy pirate gear and realised he's my new dream man. Looked at lingerie online. How's your day been?

you. TY - my biggest fan, Stan!

Tell me what you said to the dinosaur? I don’t speak dinosaur so I won’t understand but I’m curious! Taika Watiti! YUM! He’s also a good person from what I understand. SEXXY!

My day has been GLORIOUSLY shit! But I tell ya what? You are all making it better tonight!!!!

Ad-lib ad-lib ad-lib

Slim, is that you?!

HI MY NAME IS

HI MY NAME IS

HI MY NAME IS

HI MY NAME IS

- Ffs. The bloody tape is jammed. Brb

You're not old enough to remember The Marshall Mathers LP the first time around

I AM NOT? Well that’s fine because I’m not an EM fan anyway

I like his song ASS like that. That was my jam and the music video was BRILLIANT

I AIN’T NEVER SEEN A

ASSSSSS LIKE THAAAATTTT

So Gwen Stefani

Won’t you [redacted] on me?

My Marshall Mathers LP had "parental advisory, explicit lyrics" emblazoned across it, on a big sticker. The dude in HMV didn't fret and just sold it to the 14yo me anyway "

HMV man. Those were the days.

Anyway. This song is dedicated to you KAY CEE

https://youtu.be/um4-d7VzZiE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Hello you beautiful soul. Thank you for the energy you're bringing to the fora, it's so adorable and catching.

I'm good today! Getting excited about a social. Work. Spoke to my favourite dinosaur. Typing out a draft for something. Watched some Taika Watiti in sexy pirate gear and realised he's my new dream man. Looked at lingerie online. How's your day been?

you. TY - my biggest fan, Stan!

Tell me what you said to the dinosaur? I don’t speak dinosaur so I won’t understand but I’m curious! Taika Watiti! YUM! He’s also a good person from what I understand. SEXXY!

My day has been GLORIOUSLY shit! But I tell ya what? You are all making it better tonight!!!!

Ad-lib ad-lib ad-lib

It was a general mix of chirping, rawring and a bit of grunting, standard dino-chat.

I really hope tomorrow is a better day for you, you deserve that you know. x"

Wow! You’re epic! I wish I could talk to dinosaurs! My daughter would love that ish

Thanks for the wishes

In return I brought you this song, in case you didn’t know why I was saying M to tha E Or incase you did know it and wanted a reminder. ENJOY

https://youtu.be/FSjvlnneEto

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You just keep popping up everywhere now don't you!

Orite! ORRRR-ITE! Don’t look so appy to C me !

LORNA! Hello you ANGEL! What’s up? Cómo estás?

How’re you doinnnnn this evening? I have something for you!

IT’S NATIONAL LOST SOCK MEMORIAL DAY!!!!!!!

Made me think of your socks!

A Memorial Day for socks! I will have you know I keep a very close eye on my socks and have not lost one yet! Ash on the other hand keeps losing my socks! "

ASH!!!

to all the lost Lorna socks that she didn’t even lose!

*bows heads*

Anyone want to say a few words? It’s so tragic. TRAGIC!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry I’m not as quick as Jimothy. I’m still in my rookie year.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Where is Jim?! I wanted to tell him about the squirrel from the other day!

wHeReZ jIm?!

Hi Jamie Hants! I am sorry to disappoint you but it’s me tonight! Jimothy is out of office. Feel free to tell us about the squirrel though

How are ya? What you saying? What’s new you night bug?

I WhatsApped Jim. He was unaffected by the squirrel. A swing and a miss.

Are you well?

Bless you!

I am well… awesome but that’s more a description of me as a person and not my feelings, you know?

Did you see the song that went out to you earlier? "

I did!!! KC is a good egg. Jim likes it when we request he listen to Black Lace. I hope you do too.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"MEL- I! MEL TO THA E! MEL TO THA E! MEL TO THA E!

How’re you you gorgeous angel?! How’s your day been?

Are you a kurupt FM fan? I’m covering for Beatz and Grindah! Enjoy the show

Hello you beautiful soul. Thank you for the energy you're bringing to the fora, it's so adorable and catching.

I'm good today! Getting excited about a social. Work. Spoke to my favourite dinosaur. Typing out a draft for something. Watched some Taika Watiti in sexy pirate gear and realised he's my new dream man. Looked at lingerie online. How's your day been?

you. TY - my biggest fan, Stan!

Tell me what you said to the dinosaur? I don’t speak dinosaur so I won’t understand but I’m curious! Taika Watiti! YUM! He’s also a good person from what I understand. SEXXY!

My day has been GLORIOUSLY shit! But I tell ya what? You are all making it better tonight!!!!

Ad-lib ad-lib ad-lib

Slim, is that you?!

HI MY NAME IS

HI MY NAME IS

HI MY NAME IS

HI MY NAME IS

- Ffs. The bloody tape is jammed. Brb

You're not old enough to remember The Marshall Mathers LP the first time around

I AM NOT? Well that’s fine because I’m not an EM fan anyway

I like his song ASS like that. That was my jam and the music video was BRILLIANT

I AIN’T NEVER SEEN A

ASSSSSS LIKE THAAAATTTT

So Gwen Stefani

Won’t you [redacted] on me?

My Marshall Mathers LP had "parental advisory, explicit lyrics" emblazoned across it, on a big sticker. The dude in HMV didn't fret and just sold it to the 14yo me anyway

HMV man. Those were the days.

Anyway. This song is dedicated to you KAY CEE

https://youtu.be/um4-d7VzZiE"

Super clean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is Jim?! I wanted to tell him about the squirrel from the other day!

wHeReZ jIm?!

Hi Jamie Hants! I am sorry to disappoint you but it’s me tonight! Jimothy is out of office. Feel free to tell us about the squirrel though

How are ya? What you saying? What’s new you night bug?

I WhatsApped Jim. He was unaffected by the squirrel. A swing and a miss.

Are you well?

Bless you!

I am well… awesome but that’s more a description of me as a person and not my feelings, you know?

Did you see the song that went out to you earlier?

I did!!! KC is a good egg. Jim likes it when we request he listen to Black Lace. I hope you do too.

"

Jamie. I’m not Jim. I can be Cersei though if you want.

But I will keep tradition alive and love what you request I listen to. Of course!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"MEL- I! MEL TO THA E! MEL TO THA E! MEL TO THA E!

How’re you you gorgeous angel?! How’s your day been?

Are you a kurupt FM fan? I’m covering for Beatz and Grindah! Enjoy the show

Hello you beautiful soul. Thank you for the energy you're bringing to the fora, it's so adorable and catching.

I'm good today! Getting excited about a social. Work. Spoke to my favourite dinosaur. Typing out a draft for something. Watched some Taika Watiti in sexy pirate gear and realised he's my new dream man. Looked at lingerie online. How's your day been?

you. TY - my biggest fan, Stan!

Tell me what you said to the dinosaur? I don’t speak dinosaur so I won’t understand but I’m curious! Taika Watiti! YUM! He’s also a good person from what I understand. SEXXY!

My day has been GLORIOUSLY shit! But I tell ya what? You are all making it better tonight!!!!

Ad-lib ad-lib ad-lib

Slim, is that you?!

HI MY NAME IS

HI MY NAME IS

HI MY NAME IS

HI MY NAME IS

- Ffs. The bloody tape is jammed. Brb

You're not old enough to remember The Marshall Mathers LP the first time around

I AM NOT? Well that’s fine because I’m not an EM fan anyway

I like his song ASS like that. That was my jam and the music video was BRILLIANT

I AIN’T NEVER SEEN A

ASSSSSS LIKE THAAAATTTT

So Gwen Stefani

Won’t you [redacted] on me?

My Marshall Mathers LP had "parental advisory, explicit lyrics" emblazoned across it, on a big sticker. The dude in HMV didn't fret and just sold it to the 14yo me anyway

HMV man. Those were the days.

Anyway. This song is dedicated to you KAY CEE

https://youtu.be/um4-d7VzZiE

Super clean "

Police saying FREEZE

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Where is Jim?! I wanted to tell him about the squirrel from the other day!

wHeReZ jIm?!

Hi Jamie Hants! I am sorry to disappoint you but it’s me tonight! Jimothy is out of office. Feel free to tell us about the squirrel though

How are ya? What you saying? What’s new you night bug?

I WhatsApped Jim. He was unaffected by the squirrel. A swing and a miss.

Are you well?

Bless you!

I am well… awesome but that’s more a description of me as a person and not my feelings, you know?

Did you see the song that went out to you earlier?

I did!!! KC is a good egg. Jim likes it when we request he listen to Black Lace. I hope you do too.

Jamie. I’m not Jim. I can be Cersei though if you want.

But I will keep tradition alive and love what you request I listen to. Of course! "

I don’t know what Cersei is! This is all so confusing for my tiny brain. TOO MUCH CHANGE.

You don’t have to like it. Jim hated it. I’m trying to trick you.

I’m watching You and it’s doing bits for me but I’m trying not to fancy a psychopath (growth)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Freeze?

This is an over-frequent game in our house, often at the least helpful of moments

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over a year ago

NP: DEEEE JAAAAAAY KHALED (we tha best music)- Wild thoughts ft Rihanna (excited for her to have her baby soon) and Bryson Tiller

Enjoy folx

https://youtu.be/fyaI4-5849w

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over a year ago


"Where is Jim?! I wanted to tell him about the squirrel from the other day!

wHeReZ jIm?!

Hi Jamie Hants! I am sorry to disappoint you but it’s me tonight! Jimothy is out of office. Feel free to tell us about the squirrel though

How are ya? What you saying? What’s new you night bug?

I WhatsApped Jim. He was unaffected by the squirrel. A swing and a miss.

Are you well?

Bless you!

I am well… awesome but that’s more a description of me as a person and not my feelings, you know?

Did you see the song that went out to you earlier?

I did!!! KC is a good egg. Jim likes it when we request he listen to Black Lace. I hope you do too.

Jamie. I’m not Jim. I can be Cersei though if you want.

But I will keep tradition alive and love what you request I listen to. Of course!

I don’t know what Cersei is! This is all so confusing for my tiny brain. TOO MUCH CHANGE.

You don’t have to like it. Jim hated it. I’m trying to trick you.

I’m watching You and it’s doing bits for me but I’m trying not to fancy a psychopath (growth) "

Cersei is Jamie’s lover in GOT. Also his sister. Bit weird.

Sorry I’m different. I wish I could change for you!

Anyway where are you in YOU? Good luck not still loving Joe by the end of the latest season.

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over a year ago


"Freeze?

This is an over-frequent game in our house, often at the least helpful of moments "

Teach me how to play when I come over in the morning? Sounds AMAZING!

Do you live in Bluey’s house by any chance?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Freeze?

This is an over-frequent game in our house, often at the least helpful of moments

Teach me how to play when I come over in the morning? Sounds AMAZING!

Do you live in Bluey’s house by any chance? "

The game involves being poked with anything poke-y. Often a wand that should belong to Harry Potter. Then you have to freeze and can't unfreeze until a 5yo tells you to.

Bluey is our next door neighbour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

BRAND NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW (dropped 4 days ago lol) A$AP ROCKY Music video staring the Queen of Barbados!

https://youtu.be/0NzlbBmkM3E

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Freeze?

This is an over-frequent game in our house, often at the least helpful of moments

Teach me how to play when I come over in the morning? Sounds AMAZING!

Do you live in Bluey’s house by any chance?

The game involves being poked with anything poke-y. Often a wand that should belong to Harry Potter. Then you have to freeze and can't unfreeze until a 5yo tells you to.

Bluey is our next door neighbour "

My daughter would love your house. What time should I drop her over?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We’re approaching midnight. Also known as TOMORROW.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Where is Jim?! I wanted to tell him about the squirrel from the other day!

wHeReZ jIm?!

Hi Jamie Hants! I am sorry to disappoint you but it’s me tonight! Jimothy is out of office. Feel free to tell us about the squirrel though

How are ya? What you saying? What’s new you night bug?

I WhatsApped Jim. He was unaffected by the squirrel. A swing and a miss.

Are you well?

Bless you!

I am well… awesome but that’s more a description of me as a person and not my feelings, you know?

Did you see the song that went out to you earlier?

I did!!! KC is a good egg. Jim likes it when we request he listen to Black Lace. I hope you do too.

Jamie. I’m not Jim. I can be Cersei though if you want.

But I will keep tradition alive and love what you request I listen to. Of course!

I don’t know what Cersei is! This is all so confusing for my tiny brain. TOO MUCH CHANGE.

You don’t have to like it. Jim hated it. I’m trying to trick you.

I’m watching You and it’s doing bits for me but I’m trying not to fancy a psychopath (growth)

Cersei is Jamie’s lover in GOT. Also his sister. Bit weird.

Sorry I’m different. I wish I could change for you!

Anyway where are you in YOU? Good luck not still loving Joe by the end of the latest season. "

The more I hear about GOT the more and less I want to go see. Very conflicting.

I’m rewatching the first which is when he’s at his finest. I go to a library regularly but I never get a Joe.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Freeze?

This is an over-frequent game in our house, often at the least helpful of moments

Teach me how to play when I come over in the morning? Sounds AMAZING!

Do you live in Bluey’s house by any chance?

The game involves being poked with anything poke-y. Often a wand that should belong to Harry Potter. Then you have to freeze and can't unfreeze until a 5yo tells you to.

Bluey is our next door neighbour

My daughter would love your house. What time should I drop her over? "

We are only insured to have unrelated minors on the premises, if they are accompanied by a responsible adult

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By *all Guy 00Man
over a year ago

Dumfries


"Evening cutie"

Evening sexy

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over a year ago


"Where is Jim?! I wanted to tell him about the squirrel from the other day!

wHeReZ jIm?!

Hi Jamie Hants! I am sorry to disappoint you but it’s me tonight! Jimothy is out of office. Feel free to tell us about the squirrel though

How are ya? What you saying? What’s new you night bug?

I WhatsApped Jim. He was unaffected by the squirrel. A swing and a miss.

Are you well?

Bless you!

I am well… awesome but that’s more a description of me as a person and not my feelings, you know?

Did you see the song that went out to you earlier?

I did!!! KC is a good egg. Jim likes it when we request he listen to Black Lace. I hope you do too.

Jamie. I’m not Jim. I can be Cersei though if you want.

But I will keep tradition alive and love what you request I listen to. Of course!

I don’t know what Cersei is! This is all so confusing for my tiny brain. TOO MUCH CHANGE.

You don’t have to like it. Jim hated it. I’m trying to trick you.

I’m watching You and it’s doing bits for me but I’m trying not to fancy a psychopath (growth)

Cersei is Jamie’s lover in GOT. Also his sister. Bit weird.

Sorry I’m different. I wish I could change for you!

Anyway where are you in YOU? Good luck not still loving Joe by the end of the latest season.

The more I hear about GOT the more and less I want to go see. Very conflicting.

I’m rewatching the first which is when he’s at his finest. I go to a library regularly but I never get a Joe. "

It’s worth it. GoT is worth it. When you have time!

Tell me what library you go to and I’ll be your Joe.

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over a year ago


"Freeze?

This is an over-frequent game in our house, often at the least helpful of moments

Teach me how to play when I come over in the morning? Sounds AMAZING!

Do you live in Bluey’s house by any chance?

The game involves being poked with anything poke-y. Often a wand that should belong to Harry Potter. Then you have to freeze and can't unfreeze until a 5yo tells you to.

Bluey is our next door neighbour

My daughter would love your house. What time should I drop her over?

We are only insured to have unrelated minors on the premises, if they are accompanied by a responsible adult "

Brilliant! I’ll drop her mother off too

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Freeze?

This is an over-frequent game in our house, often at the least helpful of moments

Teach me how to play when I come over in the morning? Sounds AMAZING!

Do you live in Bluey’s house by any chance?

The game involves being poked with anything poke-y. Often a wand that should belong to Harry Potter. Then you have to freeze and can't unfreeze until a 5yo tells you to.

Bluey is our next door neighbour

My daughter would love your house. What time should I drop her over?

We are only insured to have unrelated minors on the premises, if they are accompanied by a responsible adult

Brilliant! I’ll drop her mother off too "

Will she want the steak or the pizza?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening cutie

Evening sexy"

TALLLLLLLL GUYYYYYYYY!

Yo man! How are ya?

Tell us all about what’s going down in your world?

Send us a song too if you like?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Where is Jim?! I wanted to tell him about the squirrel from the other day!

wHeReZ jIm?!

Hi Jamie Hants! I am sorry to disappoint you but it’s me tonight! Jimothy is out of office. Feel free to tell us about the squirrel though

How are ya? What you saying? What’s new you night bug?

I WhatsApped Jim. He was unaffected by the squirrel. A swing and a miss.

Are you well?

Bless you!

I am well… awesome but that’s more a description of me as a person and not my feelings, you know?

Did you see the song that went out to you earlier?

I did!!! KC is a good egg. Jim likes it when we request he listen to Black Lace. I hope you do too.

Jamie. I’m not Jim. I can be Cersei though if you want.

But I will keep tradition alive and love what you request I listen to. Of course!

I don’t know what Cersei is! This is all so confusing for my tiny brain. TOO MUCH CHANGE.

You don’t have to like it. Jim hated it. I’m trying to trick you.

I’m watching You and it’s doing bits for me but I’m trying not to fancy a psychopath (growth)

Cersei is Jamie’s lover in GOT. Also his sister. Bit weird.

Sorry I’m different. I wish I could change for you!

Anyway where are you in YOU? Good luck not still loving Joe by the end of the latest season.

The more I hear about GOT the more and less I want to go see. Very conflicting.

I’m rewatching the first which is when he’s at his finest. I go to a library regularly but I never get a Joe.

It’s worth it. GoT is worth it. When you have time!

Tell me what library you go to and I’ll be your Joe. "

THE MOST ROMANTIC AND PROBLEMATIC THING ANYONE HAS SAID TO ME

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over a year ago


"Freeze?

This is an over-frequent game in our house, often at the least helpful of moments

Teach me how to play when I come over in the morning? Sounds AMAZING!

Do you live in Bluey’s house by any chance?

The game involves being poked with anything poke-y. Often a wand that should belong to Harry Potter. Then you have to freeze and can't unfreeze until a 5yo tells you to.

Bluey is our next door neighbour

My daughter would love your house. What time should I drop her over?

We are only insured to have unrelated minors on the premises, if they are accompanied by a responsible adult

Brilliant! I’ll drop her mother off too

Will she want the steak or the pizza? "

I’ll make them sandwiches. I’m taking the steak and pizza home with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is Jim?! I wanted to tell him about the squirrel from the other day!

wHeReZ jIm?!

Hi Jamie Hants! I am sorry to disappoint you but it’s me tonight! Jimothy is out of office. Feel free to tell us about the squirrel though

How are ya? What you saying? What’s new you night bug?

I WhatsApped Jim. He was unaffected by the squirrel. A swing and a miss.

Are you well?

Bless you!

I am well… awesome but that’s more a description of me as a person and not my feelings, you know?

Did you see the song that went out to you earlier?

I did!!! KC is a good egg. Jim likes it when we request he listen to Black Lace. I hope you do too.

Jamie. I’m not Jim. I can be Cersei though if you want.

But I will keep tradition alive and love what you request I listen to. Of course!

I don’t know what Cersei is! This is all so confusing for my tiny brain. TOO MUCH CHANGE.

You don’t have to like it. Jim hated it. I’m trying to trick you.

I’m watching You and it’s doing bits for me but I’m trying not to fancy a psychopath (growth)

Cersei is Jamie’s lover in GOT. Also his sister. Bit weird.

Sorry I’m different. I wish I could change for you!

Anyway where are you in YOU? Good luck not still loving Joe by the end of the latest season.

The more I hear about GOT the more and less I want to go see. Very conflicting.

I’m rewatching the first which is when he’s at his finest. I go to a library regularly but I never get a Joe.

It’s worth it. GoT is worth it. When you have time!

Tell me what library you go to and I’ll be your Joe.

THE MOST ROMANTIC AND PROBLEMATIC THING ANYONE HAS SAID TO ME "

I think I’m in love with you?

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By *all Guy 00Man
over a year ago

Dumfries


"Evening cutie

Evening sexy

TALLLLLLLL GUYYYYYYYY!

Yo man! How are ya?

Tell us all about what’s going down in your world?

Send us a song too if you like? "

Hey, not much to report, well not that can write here

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over a year ago


"Evening cutie

Evening sexy

TALLLLLLLL GUYYYYYYYY!

Yo man! How are ya?

Tell us all about what’s going down in your world?

Send us a song too if you like?

Hey, not much to report, well not that can write here "

Oooooooooo. Now we’re sucking diesel.

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By *all Guy 00Man
over a year ago

Dumfries


"Evening cutie

Evening sexy

TALLLLLLLL GUYYYYYYYY!

Yo man! How are ya?

Tell us all about what’s going down in your world?

Send us a song too if you like?

Hey, not much to report, well not that can write here

Oooooooooo. Now we’re sucking diesel. "

Lol,somethings can be put here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love how my ears haven’t yet bled from the tunes tonight- thank you!!!! from me and them

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Where is Jim?! I wanted to tell him about the squirrel from the other day!

wHeReZ jIm?!

Hi Jamie Hants! I am sorry to disappoint you but it’s me tonight! Jimothy is out of office. Feel free to tell us about the squirrel though

How are ya? What you saying? What’s new you night bug?

I WhatsApped Jim. He was unaffected by the squirrel. A swing and a miss.

Are you well?

Bless you!

I am well… awesome but that’s more a description of me as a person and not my feelings, you know?

Did you see the song that went out to you earlier?

I did!!! KC is a good egg. Jim likes it when we request he listen to Black Lace. I hope you do too.

Jamie. I’m not Jim. I can be Cersei though if you want.

But I will keep tradition alive and love what you request I listen to. Of course!

I don’t know what Cersei is! This is all so confusing for my tiny brain. TOO MUCH CHANGE.

You don’t have to like it. Jim hated it. I’m trying to trick you.

I’m watching You and it’s doing bits for me but I’m trying not to fancy a psychopath (growth)

Cersei is Jamie’s lover in GOT. Also his sister. Bit weird.

Sorry I’m different. I wish I could change for you!

Anyway where are you in YOU? Good luck not still loving Joe by the end of the latest season.

The more I hear about GOT the more and less I want to go see. Very conflicting.

I’m rewatching the first which is when he’s at his finest. I go to a library regularly but I never get a Joe.

It’s worth it. GoT is worth it. When you have time!

Tell me what library you go to and I’ll be your Joe.

THE MOST ROMANTIC AND PROBLEMATIC THING ANYONE HAS SAID TO ME

I think I’m in love with you? "

I love love. Love away. I love you too man.

I joke by the way. This is not the most problematic thing anyone has ever said to me. This isn’t even close to the most problematic thing anyone has said to me in the last hour. God I love Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Freeze?

This is an over-frequent game in our house, often at the least helpful of moments

Teach me how to play when I come over in the morning? Sounds AMAZING!

Do you live in Bluey’s house by any chance?

The game involves being poked with anything poke-y. Often a wand that should belong to Harry Potter. Then you have to freeze and can't unfreeze until a 5yo tells you to.

Bluey is our next door neighbour

My daughter would love your house. What time should I drop her over?

We are only insured to have unrelated minors on the premises, if they are accompanied by a responsible adult

Brilliant! I’ll drop her mother off too "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

ANY GARAGE FANS? I got some classics for you coming up as we head into tomorrow.

Kicking it off:

https://youtu.be/6z6Mzq5wGC0

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening cutie

Evening sexy

TALLLLLLLL GUYYYYYYYY!

Yo man! How are ya?

Tell us all about what’s going down in your world?

Send us a song too if you like?

Hey, not much to report, well not that can write here

Oooooooooo. Now we’re sucking diesel.

Lol,somethings can be put here "

You tease

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love how my ears haven’t yet bled from the tunes tonight- thank you!!!! from me and them "

I got more heat from the streets coming your way!

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By *all Guy 00Man
over a year ago

Dumfries


"Evening cutie

Evening sexy

TALLLLLLLL GUYYYYYYYY!

Yo man! How are ya?

Tell us all about what’s going down in your world?

Send us a song too if you like?

Hey, not much to report, well not that can write here

Oooooooooo. Now we’re sucking diesel.

Lol,somethings can be put here

You tease "

oh I can be, it may not be what you like lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is Jim?! I wanted to tell him about the squirrel from the other day!

wHeReZ jIm?!

Hi Jamie Hants! I am sorry to disappoint you but it’s me tonight! Jimothy is out of office. Feel free to tell us about the squirrel though

How are ya? What you saying? What’s new you night bug?

I WhatsApped Jim. He was unaffected by the squirrel. A swing and a miss.

Are you well?

Bless you!

I am well… awesome but that’s more a description of me as a person and not my feelings, you know?

Did you see the song that went out to you earlier?

I did!!! KC is a good egg. Jim likes it when we request he listen to Black Lace. I hope you do too.

Jamie. I’m not Jim. I can be Cersei though if you want.

But I will keep tradition alive and love what you request I listen to. Of course!

I don’t know what Cersei is! This is all so confusing for my tiny brain. TOO MUCH CHANGE.

You don’t have to like it. Jim hated it. I’m trying to trick you.

I’m watching You and it’s doing bits for me but I’m trying not to fancy a psychopath (growth)

Cersei is Jamie’s lover in GOT. Also his sister. Bit weird.

Sorry I’m different. I wish I could change for you!

Anyway where are you in YOU? Good luck not still loving Joe by the end of the latest season.

The more I hear about GOT the more and less I want to go see. Very conflicting.

I’m rewatching the first which is when he’s at his finest. I go to a library regularly but I never get a Joe.

It’s worth it. GoT is worth it. When you have time!

Tell me what library you go to and I’ll be your Joe.

THE MOST ROMANTIC AND PROBLEMATIC THING ANYONE HAS SAID TO ME

I think I’m in love with you?

I love love. Love away. I love you too man.

I joke by the way. This is not the most problematic thing anyone has ever said to me. This isn’t even close to the most problematic thing anyone has said to me in the last hour. God I love Fab "

this ducking site.

Alright let’s not be soppy. Everyone gets it. We’re cool! Play it cool.

Hope Joe is keeping you entertained! Throw a chooooon out there for the listeners!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening cutie

Evening sexy

TALLLLLLLL GUYYYYYYYY!

Yo man! How are ya?

Tell us all about what’s going down in your world?

Send us a song too if you like?

Hey, not much to report, well not that can write here

Oooooooooo. Now we’re sucking diesel.

Lol,somethings can be put here

You tease

oh I can be, it may not be what you like lol"

Oh are we flirting? Give it to me big boy

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By *all Guy 00Man
over a year ago

Dumfries


"Evening cutie

Evening sexy

TALLLLLLLL GUYYYYYYYY!

Yo man! How are ya?

Tell us all about what’s going down in your world?

Send us a song too if you like?

Hey, not much to report, well not that can write here

Oooooooooo. Now we’re sucking diesel.

Lol,somethings can be put here

You tease

oh I can be, it may not be what you like lol

Oh are we flirting? Give it to me big boy "

Maybe I am, maybe I'm not lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Time is moving quickly tonight ain’t it?

MOVING TOO FAST if you ask me!

ENJOY!

https://youtu.be/TwT5mNOnHxE

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over a year ago


"I love how my ears haven’t yet bled from the tunes tonight- thank you!!!! from me and them

I got more heat from the streets coming your way! "

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Where is Jim?! I wanted to tell him about the squirrel from the other day!

wHeReZ jIm?!

Hi Jamie Hants! I am sorry to disappoint you but it’s me tonight! Jimothy is out of office. Feel free to tell us about the squirrel though

How are ya? What you saying? What’s new you night bug?

I WhatsApped Jim. He was unaffected by the squirrel. A swing and a miss.

Are you well?

Bless you!

I am well… awesome but that’s more a description of me as a person and not my feelings, you know?

Did you see the song that went out to you earlier?

I did!!! KC is a good egg. Jim likes it when we request he listen to Black Lace. I hope you do too.

Jamie. I’m not Jim. I can be Cersei though if you want.

But I will keep tradition alive and love what you request I listen to. Of course!

I don’t know what Cersei is! This is all so confusing for my tiny brain. TOO MUCH CHANGE.

You don’t have to like it. Jim hated it. I’m trying to trick you.

I’m watching You and it’s doing bits for me but I’m trying not to fancy a psychopath (growth)

Cersei is Jamie’s lover in GOT. Also his sister. Bit weird.

Sorry I’m different. I wish I could change for you!

Anyway where are you in YOU? Good luck not still loving Joe by the end of the latest season.

The more I hear about GOT the more and less I want to go see. Very conflicting.

I’m rewatching the first which is when he’s at his finest. I go to a library regularly but I never get a Joe.

It’s worth it. GoT is worth it. When you have time!

Tell me what library you go to and I’ll be your Joe.

THE MOST ROMANTIC AND PROBLEMATIC THING ANYONE HAS SAID TO ME

I think I’m in love with you?

I love love. Love away. I love you too man.

I joke by the way. This is not the most problematic thing anyone has ever said to me. This isn’t even close to the most problematic thing anyone has said to me in the last hour. God I love Fab

this ducking site.

Alright let’s not be soppy. Everyone gets it. We’re cool! Play it cool.

Hope Joe is keeping you entertained! Throw a chooooon out there for the listeners! "

WAP

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Time is moving quickly tonight ain’t it?

MOVING TOO FAST if you ask me!

ENJOY!

https://youtu.be/TwT5mNOnHxE"

I'm not even going to check the link. It's Artful Dodger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going proper old skool tonight Pickle!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We got a request coming up from JaMiE HanTz in a minute. Don’t forget your requests in. We’re vibing tonight.

But before we get into that we got one more classic to come! DO YOU MIND, MY LOVES?

https://youtu.be/8Vl6H122VCE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Time is moving quickly tonight ain’t it?

MOVING TOO FAST if you ask me!

ENJOY!

https://youtu.be/TwT5mNOnHxE

I'm not even going to check the link. It's Artful Dodger "

YOU KNOW THE Fing VIBESSSSSSSAA KAY CEEEEEE AMASJSHSHSJSKKSNSHSHSHSBKSKLS

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Going proper old skool tonight Pickle!!"

Only back to the 90s. It’s as far back as my memory goes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It’s midnight!! Hello TOMORROW. I mean TODAY. I mean??????????????????????? HELLO, YOU!

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By *all Guy 00Man
over a year ago

Dumfries


"It’s midnight!! Hello TOMORROW. I mean TODAY. I mean??????????????????????? HELLO, YOU!"

Hello again

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

Haha kurupt FM love it! Just rewatched that show

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

GØØD Evening Vicår!!! A fellow-L°ndoner spinning the wax on the Nocturnal turntable...!

Good evening DirtyDevil, Flørø(scent), KC², SaffWrong®, PérthroTull, DÇ/Cöugs, ToMANDJenny, Måggy, Axeee888, PrinçessPuddle, NørteeButtNice, mELi, JamiePånts (sød your squirrel), LustTea-Liså, Ches?loke, Lørna, Tallgüy.

And •Rickshawed• ¹st prizE.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s midnight!! Hello TOMORROW. I mean TODAY. I mean??????????????????????? HELLO, YOU!

Hello again "

Darkness my old friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

LET US KICK OFF OUR HUMP DAY WITH A SONG WE CAN HUMP TO! (Not mamma do the hump. That’s later)

Shout out Jamie Lannister for the suggestion.

NP: WAP- Cardi B & Meg tha stallion

https://youtu.be/hsm4poTWjMs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha kurupt FM love it! Just rewatched that show "

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOTYFUL! I hope you have a bootyful day today.

How was your yesterday though? Tell us?

THANKS for tuning into kurupt FM. Number one pirate radio station on fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"GØØD Evening Vicår!!! A fellow-L°ndoner spinning the wax on the Nocturnal turntable...!

Good evening DirtyDevil, Flørø(scent), KC², SaffWrong®, PérthroTull, DÇ/Cöugs, ToMANDJenny, Måggy, Axeee888, PrinçessPuddle, NørteeButtNice, mELi, JamiePånts (sød your squirrel), LustTea-Liså, Ches?loke, Lørna, Tallgüy.

And •Rickshawed• ¹st prizE."

Nero to Hero! Yo G

What you saying?

Welcome to my Fred. Big up you for being here tomorrow today.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Haha kurupt FM love it! Just rewatched that show

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOTYFUL! I hope you have a bootyful day today.

How was your yesterday though? Tell us?

THANKS for tuning into kurupt FM. Number one pirate radio station on fab "

Do you mean yesterday as in Sunday or Monday as it's technically tuesday now....oh golly gosh I've been overthinking!

You're welcome and I hope you have also had a bootyful day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"LET US KICK OFF OUR HUMP DAY WITH A SONG WE CAN HUMP TO! (Not mamma do the hump. That’s later)

Shout out Jamie Lannister for the suggestion.

NP: WAP- Cardi B & Meg tha stallion

https://youtu.be/hsm4poTWjMs"

It’s not hump day. ***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GØØD Evening Vicår!!! A fellow-L°ndoner spinning the wax on the Nocturnal turntable...!

Good evening DirtyDevil, Flørø(scent), KC², SaffWrong®, PérthroTull, DÇ/Cöugs, ToMANDJenny, Måggy, Axeee888, PrinçessPuddle, NørteeButtNice, mELi, JamiePånts (sød your squirrel), LustTea-Liså, Ches?loke, Lørna, Tallgüy.

And •Rickshawed• ¹st prizE.

Nero to Hero! Yo G

What you saying?

Welcome to my Fred. Big up you for being here tomorrow today. "

Ash is Also a Londoner, the Londoners are taking over?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

WAP. What a banger. Love for that.

I was just thinking about how expensive life is getting these days. It’s TEW MUCH. All I do is pay BILLS BILLS BILLS.

Hope you like destiny’s child my angels and demons

https://youtu.be/NiF6-0UTqtc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"GØØD Evening Vicår!!! A fellow-L°ndoner spinning the wax on the Nocturnal turntable...!

Good evening DirtyDevil, Flørø(scent), KC², SaffWrong®, PérthroTull, DÇ/Cöugs, ToMANDJenny, Måggy, Axeee888, PrinçessPuddle, NørteeButtNice, mELi, JamiePånts (sød your squirrel), LustTea-Liså, Ches?loke, Lørna, Tallgüy.

And •Rickshawed• ¹st prizE.

Nero to Hero! Yo G

What you saying?

Welcome to my Fred. Big up you for being here tomorrow today.

Ash is Also a Londoner, the Londoners are taking over? "

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yieez. We are taking over arent we?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"GØØD Evening Vicår!!! A fellow-L°ndoner spinning the wax on the Nocturnal turntable...!

Good evening DirtyDevil, Flørø(scent), KC², SaffWrong®, PérthroTull, DÇ/Cöugs, ToMANDJenny, Måggy, Axeee888, PrinçessPuddle, NørteeButtNice, mELi, JamiePånts (sød your squirrel), LustTea-Liså, Ches?loke, Lørna, Tallgüy.

And •Rickshawed• ¹st prizE."

No one cared about the squirrel. I’ll keep future news to myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha kurupt FM love it! Just rewatched that show

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOTYFUL! I hope you have a bootyful day today.

How was your yesterday though? Tell us?

THANKS for tuning into kurupt FM. Number one pirate radio station on fab

Do you mean yesterday as in Sunday or Monday as it's technically tuesday now....oh golly gosh I've been overthinking!

You're welcome and I hope you have also had a bootyful day "

I mean as in MO MONEY MO PROBLEMS MONDAY!!

Sorry I need to be clearer.

I’ve had a day! It’s bootyful now you’re in here obvs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Alright boom .

Straight into the next one.

NP: if you had my love- J LO

* it’s not about Ben Affleck. I don’t think

https://youtu.be/lYfkl-HXfuU

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"GØØD Evening Vicår!!! A fellow-L°ndoner spinning the wax on the Nocturnal turntable...!

Good evening DirtyDevil, Flørø(scent), KC², SaffWrong®, PérthroTull, DÇ/Cöugs, ToMANDJenny, Måggy, Axeee888, PrinçessPuddle, NørteeButtNice, mELi, JamiePånts (sød your squirrel), LustTea-Liså, Ches?loke, Lørna, Tallgüy.

And •Rickshawed• ¹st prizE.

No one cared about the squirrel. I’ll keep future news to myself.

"

I cared.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have I ever mentioned that I love Doja Cat?

Oh I haven’t. Weird that I didn’t SAY SO!!

The intros are shit but the music is banging. Ahllie?

https://youtu.be/pok8H_KF1FA

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Haha kurupt FM love it! Just rewatched that show

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOTYFUL! I hope you have a bootyful day today.

How was your yesterday though? Tell us?

THANKS for tuning into kurupt FM. Number one pirate radio station on fab

Do you mean yesterday as in Sunday or Monday as it's technically tuesday now....oh golly gosh I've been overthinking!

You're welcome and I hope you have also had a bootyful day I mean as in MO MONEY MO PROBLEMS MONDAY!!

Sorry I need to be clearer.

I’ve had a day! It’s bootyful now you’re in here obvs "

Aww aren't you a charmer

My monday ( ) was really good...my mum visited as it is her birthday so I took her out for a fancyish meal and then we saw Bill Bailey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GØØD Evening Vicår!!! A fellow-L°ndoner spinning the wax on the Nocturnal turntable...!

Good evening DirtyDevil, Flørø(scent), KC², SaffWrong®, PérthroTull, DÇ/Cöugs, ToMANDJenny, Måggy, Axeee888, PrinçessPuddle, NørteeButtNice, mELi, JamiePånts (sød your squirrel), LustTea-Liså, Ches?loke, Lørna, Tallgüy.

And •Rickshawed• ¹st prizE.

Nero to Hero! Yo G

What you saying?

Welcome to my Fred. Big up you for being here tomorrow today.

Ash is Also a Londoner, the Londoners are taking over?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yieez. We are taking over arent we? "

Absoflaminglutly

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

How's things everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha kurupt FM love it! Just rewatched that show

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOTYFUL! I hope you have a bootyful day today.

How was your yesterday though? Tell us?

THANKS for tuning into kurupt FM. Number one pirate radio station on fab

Do you mean yesterday as in Sunday or Monday as it's technically tuesday now....oh golly gosh I've been overthinking!

You're welcome and I hope you have also had a bootyful day I mean as in MO MONEY MO PROBLEMS MONDAY!!

Sorry I need to be clearer.

I’ve had a day! It’s bootyful now you’re in here obvs

Aww aren't you a charmer

My monday ( ) was really good...my mum visited as it is her birthday so I took her out for a fancyish meal and then we saw Bill Bailey "

Hehehe I am.

Sounds like a great day. Bless your mum. A fellow Taurus. I love that. Hope you had a lovely day.

I really like Bill Bailey. Did you laugh lots?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"GØØD Evening Vicår!!! A fellow-L°ndoner spinning the wax on the Nocturnal turntable...!

Good evening DirtyDevil, Flørø(scent), KC², SaffWrong®, PérthroTull, DÇ/Cöugs, ToMANDJenny, Måggy, Axeee888, PrinçessPuddle, NørteeButtNice, mELi, JamiePånts (sød your squirrel), LustTea-Liså, Ches?loke, Lørna, Tallgüy.

And •Rickshawed• ¹st prizE.

Nero to Hero! Yo G

What you saying?

Welcome to my Fred. Big up you for being here tomorrow today.

Ash is Also a Londoner, the Londoners are taking over?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yieez. We are taking over arent we?

Absoflaminglutly "

Abso

Flaming

Lutely

What are we taking over again?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Hi Steve, hi all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How's things everyone "

Cap’n! How the hell are ya?

What’s the craic? Tell us

Good to see you in here! Welcome! Get comfy. If you want

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Steve, hi all. "

Fiddlessssss! Hey you gorgeous man!

What are you fiddling with?

How’s your evening going? You working hard or hardly working?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GØØD Evening Vicår!!! A fellow-L°ndoner spinning the wax on the Nocturnal turntable...!

Good evening DirtyDevil, Flørø(scent), KC², SaffWrong®, PérthroTull, DÇ/Cöugs, ToMANDJenny, Måggy, Axeee888, PrinçessPuddle, NørteeButtNice, mELi, JamiePånts (sød your squirrel), LustTea-Liså, Ches?loke, Lørna, Tallgüy.

And •Rickshawed• ¹st prizE.

Nero to Hero! Yo G

What you saying?

Welcome to my Fred. Big up you for being here tomorrow today.

Ash is Also a Londoner, the Londoners are taking over?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yieez. We are taking over arent we?

Absoflaminglutly

Abso

Flaming

Lutely

What are we taking over again?"

Did you just correct my spelling!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Hi Steve, hi all.

Fiddlessssss! Hey you gorgeous man!

What are you fiddling with?

How’s your evening going? You working hard or hardly working?! "

I’m working hard fiddling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Steve, hi all.

Fiddlessssss! Hey you gorgeous man!

What are you fiddling with?

How’s your evening going? You working hard or hardly working?!

I’m working hard fiddling "

There’s plenty in here that need fiddling with. Get to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"GØØD Evening Vicår!!! A fellow-L°ndoner spinning the wax on the Nocturnal turntable...!

Good evening DirtyDevil, Flørø(scent), KC², SaffWrong®, PérthroTull, DÇ/Cöugs, ToMANDJenny, Måggy, Axeee888, PrinçessPuddle, NørteeButtNice, mELi, JamiePånts (sød your squirrel), LustTea-Liså, Ches?loke, Lørna, Tallgüy.

And •Rickshawed• ¹st prizE.

Nero to Hero! Yo G

What you saying?

Welcome to my Fred. Big up you for being here tomorrow today.

Ash is Also a Londoner, the Londoners are taking over?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yieez. We are taking over arent we?

Absoflaminglutly

Abso

Flaming

Lutely

What are we taking over again?

Did you just correct my spelling! "

Omg I accidentally did

Shit that’s mad because I genuinely didn’t mean to and as I’m typing this I realise how unbelievable that actually sounds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shall we do another?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shall we do another? "

I think you better to try and redeem yourself!

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