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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Evening Fabsters, you’ve shown us all close up pics of your cock / fanny / boobs / arse, so let’s be honest you’re pretty damn open and liberal with us all, aren’t you?

But I bet there’s still plenty out stuff out there that would surprise us if only we knew!

So come on, tell us a little known secret or fact about yourselves that’ll make us go “ooooh, well I didn’t know that!?” and make us think of you in a different light as we zoom in on that photo of your genitals you’ve just uploaded to your public gallery!

Me? I once got vertigo at the top of an Olympic Downhill ski run and had to rather embarrassingly take the ski lift DOWN the mountain rather than up!

But that fact is shit … yours will be SO much better than that so g’wan, spill away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok

I’m wonderful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite food is Thai curry but I’ve only ever had it at a restaurant twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face is immortalised on the internet, it’s in a meme and regularly passed around for banter between football fans.

I only remembered this recently talking to someone from fab :-

*you wouldn’t recognise me. I’m indisguise

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Good evening Mr Berks

Wasps actually freak me the fuck out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok

I’m wonderful

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But we already knew that, my lovely! Tell us something we DON’T know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The great soul singer James Brown once trod on my toe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My favourite food is Thai curry but I’ve only ever had it at a restaurant twice."

Can’t beat a nice Thai curry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My face is immortalised on the internet, it’s in a meme and regularly passed around for banter between football fans.

I only remembered this recently talking to someone from fab :-

*you wouldn’t recognise me. I’m indisguise "

Ooh I’m going to have to think which one that is Mr B! Is it the very first “no need to be upset”?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok

I’m wonderful

But we already knew that, my lovely! Tell us something we DON’T know "

I like pineapple on pizza

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Mr Berks

Wasps actually freak me the fuck out "

Evening my lovely. Yes, what’s the bloody point of wasps? Bees, yes. I can see their purpose. But wasps? Buzzy, stingy, angry bastards!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The great soul singer James Brown once trod on my toe."

Did it make you feel good? Did ya see what I did there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok

I’m wonderful

But we already knew that, my lovely! Tell us something we DON’T know

I like pineapple on pizza "

Now that’s just sick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok

I’m wonderful

But we already knew that, my lovely! Tell us something we DON’T know

I like pineapple on pizza

Now that’s just sick! "

You asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I snogged a (very) famous singer at a nightclub in London (was long time ago though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I snogged a (very) famous singer at a nightclub in London (was long time ago though) "

It was Paul Potts wasn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I snogged a (very) famous singer at a nightclub in London (was long time ago though)

It was Paul Potts wasn’t it?"

give me some staaaandaands dahlink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had breakfast with Johnny Cash.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I snogged a (very) famous singer at a nightclub in London (was long time ago though) "

Were they a good kisser? We need to know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had breakfast with Johnny Cash.

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Did he pay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had my art shown in 2 galleries, here and France x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have had my art shown in 2 galleries, here and France x"

good work! Did you sell any?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My face is immortalised on the internet, it’s in a meme and regularly passed around for banter between football fans.

I only remembered this recently talking to someone from fab :-

*you wouldn’t recognise me. I’m indisguise

Ooh I’m going to have to think which one that is Mr B! Is it the very first “no need to be upset”? "

Haha. It’s actually funnier than that. And I got paid for it too. this is actually a much more interesting fact than I thought. Liverpool fans would be impressed.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Brian Blessed touched me…not I appropriately though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I styled Shirley Bassey's wig for a London performance when I was a young trainee hairdresser...she was awesome to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My face is immortalised on the internet, it’s in a meme and regularly passed around for banter between football fans.

I only remembered this recently talking to someone from fab :-

*you wouldn’t recognise me. I’m indisguise

Ooh I’m going to have to think which one that is Mr B! Is it the very first “no need to be upset”?

Haha. It’s actually funnier than that. And I got paid for it too. this is actually a much more interesting fact than I thought. Liverpool fans would be impressed. "

Wracking my brains here..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I snogged a (very) famous singer at a nightclub in London (was long time ago though)

It was Paul Potts wasn’t it?

give me some staaaandaands dahlink "

He’s worth £10 million. I’d tickle his balls for a share of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have had my art shown in 2 galleries, here and France x"

Yes still do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I snogged a (very) famous singer at a nightclub in London (was long time ago though)

Were they a good kisser? We need to know! "

I had a huge crush on him growing up so though I can’t remember what it was like I’m giving him credit for obsessing me as a teenager

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brian Blessed touched me…not I appropriately though! "

That’s awesome - is he really *that* loud in real life?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've been on two TV quiz shows

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I once wrote a thread about Online Security

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1281562

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had breakfast with Johnny Cash.

Did he pay? "

I hope so, I was only 3!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I styled Shirley Bassey's wig for a London performance when I was a young trainee hairdresser...she was awesome to me "

Ah that’s good to hear, some celebs can be lovely, some not so! Glad she’s a good ‘un!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I almost hit Michael Owen with a car

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been on two TV quiz shows "

Did you win anything?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Im good at darts..... 180

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Richard O'brein, Crystal maze rocky horror, picked me up in a soho nightclub.

I fell over his big boots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I styled Shirley Bassey's wig for a London performance when I was a young trainee hairdresser...she was awesome to me

Ah that’s good to hear, some celebs can be lovely, some not so! Glad she’s a good ‘un!"

Oh she's a diva! But was 'a darling' to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once wrote a thread about Online Security

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1281562"

Shhh, my “your comedy name is your mothers maiden name and your PIN number” thread is coming next!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I cleaned Joe Strummer's swimming pool when I was younger.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I almost hit Michael Owen with a car "

hopefully after the Argentina game! Just think how history might have changed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im good at darts..... 180 "

I hit a 140 once, as good as if ever got! Well done

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I don't know how impressive these are - but my best ever score at ten pin bowling is 263.

I won a competition about 6 years ago and the family got to meet Mr Bloom from Cbeebies. We have the picture up on the stairs

Oh, and I can be found on YouTube singing in a choir when we all recorded at home at the start of the first lockdown. I got reminded of this a week ago when the practice recordings popped up on the phone as a memory

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I once wrote a thread about Online Security

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1281562

Shhh, my “your comedy name is your mothers maiden name and your PIN number” thread is coming next! "

Precisely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Richard O'brein, Crystal maze rocky horror, picked me up in a soho nightclub.

I fell over his big boots. "

Big feet, big .. ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cleaned Joe Strummer's swimming pool when I was younger....."

How dirty was it!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I almost hit Michael Owen with a car

hopefully after the Argentina game! Just think how history might have changed? "

It was around the time he had his 847473622nd injury in the couple of years he was at Newcastle.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Brian Blessed touched me…not I appropriately though!

That’s awesome - is he really *that* loud in real life? "

He really is! And he’s a very lovely guy. Fascinating stories of his life. He’s a trained cosmonaut too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't know how impressive these are - but my best ever score at ten pin bowling is 263.

I won a competition about 6 years ago and the family got to meet Mr Bloom from Cbeebies. We have the picture up on the stairs

Oh, and I can be found on YouTube singing in a choir when we all recorded at home at the start of the first lockdown. I got reminded of this a week ago when the practice recordings popped up on the phone as a memory "

263! That’s amazing, loads of strikes in that!

And Mr Bloom! It doesn’t get bigger than that!!

Do you have a voice of an Angel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know how impressive these are - but my best ever score at ten pin bowling is 263.

"

I used to be good at bowling, (years ago) but damn, that’s a good score.

I went just recently and scored 110. I’m sure the balls have changed shape or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can breathe through my ears or so I was once told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a decent sprinter and competed regularly against guys who went on to become professional football and rugby players at international level and one other even went to the Commonwealth Games! As for me I was always just that shade behind them and discovered the joys of working for a living!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I snogged a (very) famous singer at a nightclub in London (was long time ago though)

It was Paul Potts wasn’t it?

give me some staaaandaands dahlink

He’s worth £10 million. I’d tickle his balls for a share of that "

I meant … he’s sort of celeb status this guy went in to be… really really famous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a child model.

-Thanks to pushy parents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have had my art shown in 2 galleries, here and France x"

That’s amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been blogging since I was about 16. And recently got back into it after not writing anything for like 2 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I snogged a (very) famous singer at a nightclub in London (was long time ago though)

It was Paul Potts wasn’t it?

give me some staaaandaands dahlink

He’s worth £10 million. I’d tickle his balls for a share of that

I meant … he’s sort of celeb status this guy went in to be… really really famous. "

Harry Styles. It was Harry Styles wasn't it??

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

Joe Strummer ex the Clash bought me a drink when my brothers band supported his band

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can breathe through my ears or so I was once told "

ladies, who’s taking one for the team and reporting back!?

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

I chickened out of going on a rollercoaster in eurodisny, waited until I was almost at the head of the que

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I snogged a (very) famous singer at a nightclub in London (was long time ago though)

It was Paul Potts wasn’t it?

give me some staaaandaands dahlink

He’s worth £10 million. I’d tickle his balls for a share of that

I meant … he’s sort of celeb status this guy went in to be… really really famous.

Harry Styles. It was Harry Styles wasn't it?? "

I’m way too old for that sweetie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was a decent sprinter and competed regularly against guys who went on to become professional football and rugby players at international level and one other even went to the Commonwealth Games! As for me I was always just that shade behind them and discovered the joys of working for a living! "

That’s still awesome though, you must be some sportsman to be almost elite level!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I snogged a (very) famous singer at a nightclub in London (was long time ago though)

It was Paul Potts wasn’t it?

give me some staaaandaands dahlink

He’s worth £10 million. I’d tickle his balls for a share of that

I meant … he’s sort of celeb status this guy went in to be… really really famous. "

Cluuuuuueeeeesss!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've been on two TV quiz shows

Did you win anything? "

No

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was a child model.

-Thanks to pushy parents."

Ooh would we know any of your work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still hold 5 British, 4 euro and 4 wr for powerlifting and shook Arnold's hand in Vegas top bloke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been blogging since I was about 16. And recently got back into it after not writing anything for like 2 years. "

What do you blog about?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Joe Strummer ex the Clash bought me a drink when my brothers band supported his band "

What’s he like? Decent chap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I chickened out of going on a rollercoaster in eurodisny, waited until I was almost at the head of the que "

Awww I bet you’d queued for ages too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been blogging since I was about 16. And recently got back into it after not writing anything for like 2 years.

What do you blog about?"

My mental health journey and racism. Sometimes both in the same post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have very short thumbs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I still hold 5 British, 4 euro and 4 wr for powerlifting and shook Arnold's hand in Vegas top bloke "

Wow! That’s impressive!!

Remind me to never get in a fight with you!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I'm not really a monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok

I’m wonderful

But we already knew that, my lovely! Tell us something we DON’T know

I like pineapple on pizza

Now that’s just sick!

You asked "

Pineapple on a pepperoni pizza with jalapeños and red chilli is divine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been blogging since I was about 16. And recently got back into it after not writing anything for like 2 years.

What do you blog about?

My mental health journey and racism. Sometimes both in the same post. "

Oh thats fantastic! Glad you have started writing again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’m allergic to all fish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have very short thumbs. "

I have a double jointed thumb ..

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Cake is not my first 'go to' option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have very short thumbs. "

I think I do too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not really a monkey"

Wait! What!!? Admin… sort them out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have very short thumbs.

I have a double jointed thumb .. "

Thats just weird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been blogging since I was about 16. And recently got back into it after not writing anything for like 2 years.

What do you blog about?

My mental health journey and racism. Sometimes both in the same post.

Oh thats fantastic! Glad you have started writing again. "

It’s therapeutic I find. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was a decent sprinter and competed regularly against guys who went on to become professional football and rugby players at international level and one other even went to the Commonwealth Games! As for me I was always just that shade behind them and discovered the joys of working for a living!

That’s still awesome though, you must be some sportsman to be almost elite level! "

Wasn't bad back in the day but was always smaller with a wiry frame and these guys were just absolute units haha! No chance I was competing at that level so off to work I went.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I was engaged twice, but didn't marry either of them and Mr NC had a thing for other men's fiancées.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I snogged a (very) famous singer at a nightclub in London (was long time ago though)

It was Paul Potts wasn’t it?

give me some staaaandaands dahlink

He’s worth £10 million. I’d tickle his balls for a share of that

I meant … he’s sort of celeb status this guy went in to be… really really famous. "

Brian McFadden?

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington


"Joe Strummer ex the Clash bought me a drink when my brothers band supported his band

What’s he like? Decent chap? "

He was...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m allergic to all fish "

Even little man fishies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Cake is not my first 'go to' option "

How on earth do you survive on this of all forums!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was engaged twice, but didn't marry either of them and Mr NC had a thing for other men's fiancées. "

It all worked out right in the end!! Someone was looking down on you both

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"I’m allergic to all fish

Even little man fishies?"

Definitely allergic to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m allergic to all fish

Even little man fishies?

Definitely allergic to them "

What about big man fishies?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


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Cake is not my first 'go to' option

How on earth do you survive on this of all forums!! "

Sshhh... it's a secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I snogged a (very) famous singer at a nightclub in London (was long time ago though)

It was Paul Potts wasn’t it?

give me some staaaandaands dahlink

He’s worth £10 million. I’d tickle his balls for a share of that

I meant … he’s sort of celeb status this guy went in to be… really really famous.

Brian McFadden?"

I had to Google that to see who he was

No. I can’t have had a teen crush on Brian McFadden given my age

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I don't know how impressive these are - but my best ever score at ten pin bowling is 263.

I used to be good at bowling, (years ago) but damn, that’s a good score.

I went just recently and scored 110. I’m sure the balls have changed shape or something "

Oh, I'm fairly rubbish now. I think I scored 112 a few weeks ago. But I was good as a child. I was about 13 when I got that score. Annoyingly my brother bested it a few months later when he got a 300 game. I bowled for my county one year, but I wasn't consistent enough to do very well

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"I was engaged twice, but didn't marry either of them and Mr NC had a thing for other men's fiancées.

It all worked out right in the end!! Someone was looking down on you both "

It certainly did. We've been married nearly 29 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I snogged a (very) famous singer at a nightclub in London (was long time ago though)

It was Paul Potts wasn’t it?

give me some staaaandaands dahlink

He’s worth £10 million. I’d tickle his balls for a share of that

I meant … he’s sort of celeb status this guy went in to be… really really famous.

Brian McFadden?

I had to Google that to see who he was

No. I can’t have had a teen crush on Brian McFadden given my age"

I genuinely thought you were 35ish. Billy ray Cyrus?

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By *wales_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"…. and the family got to meet Mr Bloom from Cbeebies. "

I had a weird crush on him when my kids were of CBeebies age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"…. and the family got to meet Mr Bloom from Cbeebies.

I had a weird crush on him when my kids were of CBeebies age. "

That is the worst sentence I’ve ever seen on this forum

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'm learning Dutch

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I was hijacked ten times before turning 30. Six times where a gun was involved and the rest by force of numbers. On three of those six times the gun was put to my head and on one occasion my colleague was hit over the head with it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm learning Dutch "

Goed gedaan mijn vriend!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was hijacked ten times before turning 30. Six times where a gun was involved and the rest by force of numbers. On three of those six times the gun was put to my head and on one occasion my colleague was hit over the head with it. "

Blimey. I hope they paid you well, that’s all I can say! Scary times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Dan Berks

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I play a steel drum, Dan - a steel pan as its known in the biz

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By *lidMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

I can't touch my thumb on my little finger.

And you just tried and thought WTF

And yes .. I must be a freak .. LOL

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"…. and the family got to meet Mr Bloom from Cbeebies.

I had a weird crush on him when my kids were of CBeebies age.

That is the worst sentence I’ve ever seen on this forum "

Not sure why. He's hot. Literally. That costume is really heavy. He was burning up when he put his arm round me

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I used to work in the Shoo-be doo-wop she-bop shoe shop which was next door to the Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop not quite a pound shop

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By *ansfield-ladMan
over a year ago

skegness

I had streptococcus pyogenes , was in hospital for a couple month and nearly died . ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"…. and the family got to meet Mr Bloom from Cbeebies.

I had a weird crush on him when my kids were of CBeebies age.

That is the worst sentence I’ve ever seen on this forum

Not sure why. He's hot. Literally. That costume is really heavy. He was burning up when he put his arm round me "

I was so glad when my oldest stopped watching it. I really don’t mind most of the kids programmes but I couldn’t stand that one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m Dan Berks "

Ooh does that mean I can lock myself in a room and do *really* dirty things to myself without ending up in court!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I'm learning Dutch

Goed gedaan mijn vriend!"

I got most of that except gedann. Not learned that yet

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington


"I used to work in the Shoo-be doo-wop she-bop shoe shop which was next door to the Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop not quite a pound shop "

Hope you didn't have to answer the phone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I play a steel drum, Dan - a steel pan as its known in the biz "

Wow! I bet the neighbours just *love* that! Bet it’s awesome though, a samba band?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't touch my thumb on my little finger.

And you just tried and thought WTF

And yes .. I must be a freak .. LOL"

The Circus of Horrors will be calling before we know it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to work in the Shoo-be doo-wop she-bop shoe shop which was next door to the Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop not quite a pound shop "

The one next to Poundland? I think I know it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had streptococcus pyogenes , was in hospital for a couple month and nearly died . ?? "

Oh my word, I’m glad you’re out now - and hopefully all ok?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I play a steel drum, Dan - a steel pan as its known in the biz

Wow! I bet the neighbours just *love* that! Bet it’s awesome though, a samba band?"

My neighbour is a drummer in rock band. We rub along quite nicely

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I used to work in the Shoo-be doo-wop she-bop shoe shop which was next door to the Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop not quite a pound shop

The one next to Poundland? I think I know it! "

Not it was next to the Shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom escape room

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

The Queen once spoke to me

My laugh precedes me

I am frickin excellent at Minesweeper

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Queen once spoke to me

My laugh precedes me

I am frickin excellent at Minesweeper"

Did you think Her Maj was smaller than you expected?

I like a nice laugh. It IS a *nice* laugh, isn’t it!?

Ooh I haven’t played Minesweeper in years! Was so addictive back in the day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never eaten a McDonald's.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"I've never eaten a McDonald's.

"

Something, something insert joke about McMuffin here

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me


"The Queen once spoke to me

My laugh precedes me

I am frickin excellent at Minesweeper

Did you think Her Maj was smaller than you expected?

I like a nice laugh. It IS a *nice* laugh, isn’t it!?

Ooh I haven’t played Minesweeper in years! Was so addictive back in the day!"

She's smaller and quieter than I expected. So quiet I didn't hear the second thing she said... freaked... nodded and said "hmmmm hmmmm" like you do with old folk.

She walked off

I think my laugh maybe splits the room

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never eaten a McDonald's.

"

I would like to say you’re missing out, but …… you’re not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Queen once spoke to me

My laugh precedes me

I am frickin excellent at Minesweeper

Did you think Her Maj was smaller than you expected?

I like a nice laugh. It IS a *nice* laugh, isn’t it!?

Ooh I haven’t played Minesweeper in years! Was so addictive back in the day!

She's smaller and quieter than I expected. So quiet I didn't hear the second thing she said... freaked... nodded and said "hmmmm hmmmm" like you do with old folk.

She walked off

I think my laugh maybe splits the room "

that’s you struck off the New Years Honours list!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I've never eaten a McDonald's.

"

Ooh muffster x

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

J has worked in Steven Gerard’s house a couple of times and Seamus Colman’s, both made him a cuppa

Stan Boardman & Dennis Taylor bought my friends & I a round of drinks (DT lives in our village)

I was once on a Sky travel show promoting Turkey (the country) I had to dive in the pool! Was about 20 years ago !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve wrote various articles for magazines and papers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"J has worked in Steven Gerard’s house a couple of times and Seamus Colman’s, both made him a cuppa

Stan Boardman & Dennis Taylor bought my friends & I a round of drinks (DT lives in our village)

I was once on a Sky travel show promoting Turkey (the country) I had to dive in the pool! Was about 20 years ago ! "

some claims to fame there! We’re they all decent chaps? They all sound it!

Ooh did you get a free trip to Turkey to do it, or were you already there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never eaten a McDonald's.

Ooh muffster x"

You disappointed?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

If I was to give you a fact about me then you will know who I really am!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve wrote various articles for magazines and papers"

that’s cool. Those words will still be there and recorded in posterity for years after we’ve all left this mortal coil! Good work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was to give you a fact about me then you will know who I really am!

"

Dad!?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"If I was to give you a fact about me then you will know who I really am!

Dad!? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was to give you a fact about me then you will know who I really am!

"

I’m pinching “enhanced friendships” off your profile.

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By *aulusMan
over a year ago

Chester


"I almost hit Michael Owen with a car "

I once got in to a chat with him about football boots in Sports Direct as we were both buying boots for our kids. Nice bloke.

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

Christian Slater picked me up after I fell down pissed during my 21st birthday party. I was nearly sick on him. He was very kind. Mx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Christian Slater picked me up after I fell down pissed during my 21st birthday party. I was nearly sick on him. He was very kind. Mx"

at least it was only *nearly* sick! What a way to thank him that would have been otherwise

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

OK, here's mine. Back in 1984 on a lads holiday in Ibiza Bob Geldof told me to "fuck off"! It was post Boomtown Rats and pre Band Aid. We saw him on a beach. Loads of people walked by them and took photos. I looked towards them and held my camera up and shrugged as if to say "is it OK" and he just shook his fist and yelled fuck off!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"I almost hit Michael Owen with a car

I once got in to a chat with him about football boots in Sports Direct as we were both buying boots for our kids. Nice bloke."

He is …bet it was in BPark?? I used to work with his wife & mum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK, here's mine. Back in 1984 on a lads holiday in Ibiza Bob Geldof told me to "fuck off"! It was post Boomtown Rats and pre Band Aid. We saw him on a beach. Loads of people walked by them and took photos. I looked towards them and held my camera up and shrugged as if to say "is it OK" and he just shook his fist and yelled fuck off!

"

it must be a double edged sword being famous, lots of perks of course, but never being able to get downtime and privacy must be hard! At least you had the decency to ask him!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"J has worked in Steven Gerard’s house a couple of times and Seamus Colman’s, both made him a cuppa

Stan Boardman & Dennis Taylor bought my friends & I a round of drinks (DT lives in our village)

I was once on a Sky travel show promoting Turkey (the country) I had to dive in the pool! Was about 20 years ago !

some claims to fame there! We’re they all decent chaps? They all sound it!

Ooh did you get a free trip to Turkey to do it, or were you already there? "

Yeah, think it stung being nice to stevie G as he’s an EFC fan they have a lot of scatter cushions apparently!

We were already there, no free hols

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hugged Midge Ure from Ultravox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've kept a journal since my 10th birthday, and have them all in my attic. More a line a day nowadays with my 3 things I'm grateful for daily

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I've kept a journal since my 10th birthday, and have them all in my attic. More a line a day nowadays with my 3 things I'm grateful for daily "

Knowing me is obviously one of them I assume

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hugged Midge Ure from Ultravox."

Is he as small as he looks in real life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've kept a journal since my 10th birthday, and have them all in my attic. More a line a day nowadays with my 3 things I'm grateful for daily

Knowing me is obviously one of them I assume "

Lol. That made me laugh, but of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've kept a journal since my 10th birthday, and have them all in my attic. More a line a day nowadays with my 3 things I'm grateful for daily "

I wish I had, must be awesome to look back over the years and remember all you’ve done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've kept a journal since my 10th birthday, and have them all in my attic. More a line a day nowadays with my 3 things I'm grateful for daily

I wish I had, must be awesome to look back over the years and remember all you’ve done! "

It is! I've always loved writing, the younger year ones are full of stickers and boys names, haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a completely irrational fear of butterflies that seems to be getting worse as I get older. It's really quite sad.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to see a speech therapist when I was younger because of a stutter. I got really nervous talking to people and don't even get me started on reading aloud in class

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a completely irrational fear of butterflies that seems to be getting worse as I get older. It's really quite sad.

NBVN x"

Aw, that’s a shame as they can be beautiful, I love going for walks down country lanes with loads of butterflies! Wasps, however …

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

I was on TV in Simon Sharma a History of Britain - about 22 years ago!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had to see a speech therapist when I was younger because of a stutter. I got really nervous talking to people and don't even get me started on reading aloud in class "

Ah I bet that was tough at school knowing what kids can be like! Glad that it sounds like you’re through it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was on TV in Simon Sharma a History of Britain - about 22 years ago!!"

Cool!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was on TV in Simon Sharma a History of Britain - about 22 years ago!!"

have you still got copies on old VHS tapes? Do they come out from time to time at family events?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had to see a speech therapist when I was younger because of a stutter. I got really nervous talking to people and don't even get me started on reading aloud in class "

I have a sort of stutter.. any tips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was on TV in Simon Sharma a History of Britain - about 22 years ago!!"

OMG I LOVED that programme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a completely irrational fear of butterflies that seems to be getting worse as I get older. It's really quite sad.

NBVN x

Aw, that’s a shame as they can be beautiful, I love going for walks down country lanes with loads of butterflies! Wasps, however … "

I run a lot down those country lanes with those bloody ninja butterflies freaking me out and yet I am not phased by wasps.

NBVN x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I was town champion in discus, every year from the age of 11 to 18.

I was once on the Antiques Roadshow.

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I was on TV in Simon Sharma a History of Britain - about 22 years ago!!

have you still got copies on old VHS tapes? Do they come out from time to time at family events? "

He'll to the No!!!!!! (Although I think I'm in the book that accompanied the show)

Was also filmed for a paranormal programme about pets coming back to visit- similar length of time ago and even I never saw that

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I have an obsession with cleaning windows and mirrors. Smudges make me feel funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had to see a speech therapist when I was younger because of a stutter. I got really nervous talking to people and don't even get me started on reading aloud in class

Ah I bet that was tough at school knowing what kids can be like! Glad that it sounds like you’re through it "

Definitely, it still happens occasionally when I'm on the spot and nervous, but I'm mostly ok now

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Dexter Fletcher said I was very sexy as i stripped in front of him.

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I was on TV in Simon Sharma a History of Britain - about 22 years ago!!

OMG I LOVED that programme "

You possibly wouldn't have if you'd actually met the man he's not all that and a bag of chips. Also, used to run away from Ruth Goodman at musters as she was an authentifascist and I used to rebel and not wear my coif. She's now on various TV shows presenting and it makes me cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m like driving.. Abit too much haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had to see a speech therapist when I was younger because of a stutter. I got really nervous talking to people and don't even get me started on reading aloud in class

I have a sort of stutter.. any tips?"

I think practicing what you want to say helps quite a bit. For me, it mostly in new situations and once I was comfortable, I was fine. Trying not to overthink it at the time also helped me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was town champion in discus, every year from the age of 11 to 18.

I was once on the Antiques Roadshow.

"

Wow that’s impressive! The discus, not the Antiques Roadshow. Well actually, that IS impressive too!!

Did you say put on a brave smiley face and say “gosh what a lovely surprise” when they valued something a lot lower than you expected?

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

I’m amazing lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have an obsession with cleaning windows and mirrors. Smudges make me feel funny."

I can appreciate this one my lovely. Particularly on mirrors, moreso than windows. Yep. Blemish free please!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dexter Fletcher said I was very sexy as i stripped in front of him. "

Was he having a good old look? Good work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m like driving.. Abit too much haha"

Enough to drive you around the bend?

I can do so much, then I get fed up with it!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I have an obsession with cleaning windows and mirrors. Smudges make me feel funny.

I can appreciate this one my lovely. Particularly on mirrors, moreso than windows. Yep. Blemish free please!! "

Problem is the cunt looking back at me when they're all clean and sparkly. My dad seems to have got 20 years younger, shrunk to just under 5 foot and changed gender. But facially, it's me dad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m amazing lol "

Well that’s one I think we can ALL agree on!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I was town champion in discus, every year from the age of 11 to 18.

I was once on the Antiques Roadshow.

Wow that’s impressive! The discus, not the Antiques Roadshow. Well actually, that IS impressive too!!

Did you say put on a brave smiley face and say “gosh what a lovely surprise” when they valued something a lot lower than you expected? "

We didn't really hear much apart from our own valuation because we were in a side room! It's the people not chosen to go on the programme who are milling around and listening.

Discus was my thing

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