FabSwingers.com forum: Ladies, May I?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell me, your crush that’s young enough to be your son, what you wish men knew about sex that none of them bastards know?

You deserve this space today

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

I want you to know that you are not young enough to be my son!!!!! X

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Men need to know that we don't always want a long session sometimes we just want a frantic quickie

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I didn't know I had a kid at 5 but ok

Most of us have weird spots that when touched in a specific way does funny things to us but it's so weird we're often too shy to mention it

. I get turned on if someone licks the small of my back. No idea why

. Can't even remember how I discovered that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men need to know that we don't always want a long session sometimes we just want a frantic quickie "

Shit. All those times I was prolonging the strokes being all sensual to avoid finishing in a few minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want you to know that you are not young enough to be my son!!!!! X

But I am your crush though?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Just going to post up here with a notepad. Don't mind me

LvM

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

"I want you to know that you are not young enough to be my son!!!!! X

But I am your crush though?

You know full well that you are

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

You are so not young enough to be my son! You're 6 years older than one of my brother in law's

Now I'm done with my righteous indignation, what was the question again?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

You’re young enough to be my son as you’re the same age as my daughter Steve

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Omg you are bloody old enough to be my son, because you put that in my head, you now owe me a pint next time Steven.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mwahahahaha

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By *heonix_flamesWoman
over a year ago

Midlands

I really, really don’t want to be “jack hammered”. As fast and hard as possible is absolutely no fun for me and you’ll just make me sore. Your hips should move around, not just go in and out.

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By *heonix_flamesWoman
over a year ago

Midlands

"Most of us have weird spots that when touched in a specific way does funny things to us but it's so weird we're often too shy to mention it

. I get turned on if someone licks the small of my back. No idea why

. Can't even remember how I discovered that one

. "

That’s a very good one actually!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have a crush on you

However

I think you’re dead cute

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t have a crush on you

However

I think you’re dead cute "

Yeah yeah, Floro! I know you do

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Can I tell Tom Holland instead? I'm old enough to be his mum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I tell Tom Holland instead? I'm old enough to be his mum.

"
yeah sure. I’ll just text him and tell him to jump on the thread.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I didn't know I had a kid at 5 but ok

Most of us have weird spots that when touched in a specific way does funny things to us but it's so weird we're often too shy to mention it

. I get turned on if someone licks the small of my back. No idea why

. Can't even remember how I discovered that one

. "

I like kissing and licking the inside of a thigh and getting teasingly close to other parts

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Can I tell Tom Holland instead? I'm old enough to be his mum.

yeah sure. I’ll just text him and tell him to jump on the thread.

You're an

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

That communication and honesty are an important part of it all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That communication and honesty are an important part of it all

KM"

Ha! Yeah right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I tell Tom Holland instead? I'm old enough to be his mum.

yeah sure. I’ll just text him and tell him to jump on the thread.

You're an

Sorry he’s stuck in traffic.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Bastards?

#notallmen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not young enough to be my son, you are old

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

"I want you to know that you are not young enough to be my son!!!!! X

Yeah. Same here.

I suppose technically it could be, but my oldest is only 17. I couldn’t fathom having any child older than that.

So there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bastards?

#notallmen"

#ButAllTheMenOfFab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're not young enough to be my son, you are old

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want you to know that you are not young enough to be my son!!!!! X

Yeah. Same here.

I suppose technically it could be, but my oldest is only 17. I couldn’t fathom having any child older than that.

So there. "

Im sorry that the reference doesn’t apply to everyone but it’s funny though

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Bastards?

#notallmen

#ButAllTheMenOfFab

Cheers. How to ostracise 90% of the website. Hash tag what ever.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Bastards?

#notallmen

#ButAllTheMenOfFab

#notallmen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bastards?

#notallmen

#ButAllTheMenOfFab

Cheers. How to ostracise 90% of the website. Hash tag what ever. "

Hash tag? More like harsh tag amirite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bastards?

#notallmen

#ButAllTheMenOfFab

#notallmen

Why do you love men so much anyway? You fucking them?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Bastards?

#notallmen

#ButAllTheMenOfFab

#notallmen

Why do you love men so much anyway? You fucking them?

Err. God no

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I didn't know I had a kid at 5 but ok

Most of us have weird spots that when touched in a specific way does funny things to us but it's so weird we're often too shy to mention it

. I get turned on if someone licks the small of my back. No idea why

. Can't even remember how I discovered that one

. "

This is a great tip - I had a girlfriend whose motor started running if I lightly stroked her sides above the hip. Never seen a woman go from 0 - lip-biting so quickly.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I didn't know I had a kid at 5 but ok

Most of us have weird spots that when touched in a specific way does funny things to us but it's so weird we're often too shy to mention it

. I get turned on if someone licks the small of my back. No idea why

. Can't even remember how I discovered that one

This is a great tip - I had a girlfriend whose motor started running if I lightly stroked her sides above the hip. Never seen a woman go from 0 - lip-biting so quickly.

Grabbing and squeezing the flesh on my hips seems to do it for me.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I didn't know I had a kid at 5 but ok

Most of us have weird spots that when touched in a specific way does funny things to us but it's so weird we're often too shy to mention it

. I get turned on if someone licks the small of my back. No idea why

. Can't even remember how I discovered that one

This is a great tip - I had a girlfriend whose motor started running if I lightly stroked her sides above the hip. Never seen a woman go from 0 - lip-biting so quickly.

Grabbing and squeezing the flesh on my hips seems to do it for me. "

Is that as foreplay or during the act itself?

I ask because some of the things that turn women on before penetration often don't do too much during. Probably down to blood being diverted to the genitals or something.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I didn't know I had a kid at 5 but ok

Most of us have weird spots that when touched in a specific way does funny things to us but it's so weird we're often too shy to mention it

. I get turned on if someone licks the small of my back. No idea why

. Can't even remember how I discovered that one

This is a great tip - I had a girlfriend whose motor started running if I lightly stroked her sides above the hip. Never seen a woman go from 0 - lip-biting so quickly.

Grabbing and squeezing the flesh on my hips seems to do it for me.

Is that as foreplay or during the act itself?

I ask because some of the things that turn women on before penetration often don't do too much during. Probably down to blood being diverted to the genitals or something."

I was talking about before but I think it's pretty inevitable for i to happen at some point during too

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I didn't know I had a kid at 5 but ok

Most of us have weird spots that when touched in a specific way does funny things to us but it's so weird we're often too shy to mention it

. I get turned on if someone licks the small of my back. No idea why

. Can't even remember how I discovered that one

This is a great tip - I had a girlfriend whose motor started running if I lightly stroked her sides above the hip. Never seen a woman go from 0 - lip-biting so quickly.

Grabbing and squeezing the flesh on my hips seems to do it for me.

Is that as foreplay or during the act itself?

I ask because some of the things that turn women on before penetration often don't do too much during. Probably down to blood being diverted to the genitals or something.

I was talking about before but I think it's pretty inevitable for i to happen at some point during too

Well, quite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steve is young enough to be my son, I do not have a crush on him

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Bastards?

#notallmen

#ButAllTheMenOfFab

Cheers. How to ostracise 90% of the website. Hash tag what ever.

Hash tag? More like harsh tag amirite

Cheers again. Lovely inclusive approach.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Our son will be 20 this year, so that's the absolute youngest anyone can be, yet be young enough to be my son...

I don't know any 20yos I fancy.

BUT... What I think da yoofs should know, is that tastes change as you get older and as you gain trust in your partner(s). Mr KC and I have been together for 18yrs and in that time, we've evolved and changed. It's an ongoing sexy adventure

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