FabSwingers.com forum: A Question For The Chaps….

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

….how many shakes/Foreskin pulls at the urinal is acceptable before it looks suspiciously like you’re actually ‘enjoying’ yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

apologies, i know this is a man thread.. but it made me laugh out loud!

impatiently awaiting the hilarious forum answers... Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until it stops dribbling.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"apologies, i know this is a man thread.. but it made me laugh out loud!

impatiently awaiting the hilarious forum answers... Px "

We chaps have very strict etiquette at the urinal you know….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not gonna lie, I just go to the box with a door so I can wipe.

. And so I can sit down. Life is a lot, man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 is the magic number

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Until it stops dribbling. "

I hate it when one lovingly puts the old chap back in and then suffers a Mickey drip (especially if one is wearing trousers which may showcase one’s resulting embarrassment….)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 shakes, 1 hop and then pirouette.. in that order obviously

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"3 is the magic number

I was always taught this to (but always like to get a few more in to be safe)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to wring mine out like it’s a wet flannel

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not a problem I suffer. I usually just kick the end as it dangles between my ankles.

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

Am i the only one that dabs it with loo roll, you can shake as much as you like always that bit that still comes out and if your going commando that little wet bit that shows on your jeans

come on you know what I'm talking about

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Does any fellow chap here use the other hand to gently ‘burp’ the last remnants out of the old todger?

…..er….neither do I….obviously….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am i the only one that dabs it with loo roll, you can shake as much as you like always that bit that still comes out and if your going commando that little wet bit that shows on your jeans

come on you know what I'm talking about

Always wipe. Always.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am i the only one that dabs it with loo roll, you can shake as much as you like always that bit that still comes out and if your going commando that little wet bit that shows on your jeans

come on you know what I'm talking about

Always wipe. Always. "

But this is all good fun

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By *nimal007Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

As the bathroom attendant in "The Hot Chick" says "Just remember, you shake it more than twice you're playing with it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or two and a half men… “no matter how much you shake and dance, that last drops fall on your pants”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything more than 4 then you’re playing with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops will end in your pants

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Random Urinary Interlude: I witnessed a dude urinating with both hands in his pockets a few months ago; That’s just showboating that is; I chose not to witness his subsequent (if any) shaking technique however and prefer to get a grip on matters personally.

Chaps: One hand, two hands, no hands?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None. I just wear piss coloured kegs.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"None. I just wear piss coloured kegs."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops will end in your pants

And put the freshness back.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Up until it stops dribbling. If you jizz on the urinal cake, you've gone too far.

LvM

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"apologies, i know this is a man thread.. but it made me laugh out loud!

impatiently awaiting the hilarious forum answers... Px "

Made I laugh too, never thought about it

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Up until it stops dribbling. If you jizz on the urinal cake, you've gone too far.

LvM"

Those cakes don’t taste great if I’m honest….

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Anyone rinse it off in the sink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually three taps does it for me

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Maybe men are the ones who really need panty liners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone rinse it off in the sink?

Instead of the bidet ?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Anyone rinse it off in the sink?

Sometimes

I do get funny looks from the service station patrons though...

LvM

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Maybe men are the ones who really need panty liners. "

‘Whoooooo body form!’

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Anyone rinse it off in the sink?

Sometimes

I do get funny looks from the service station patrons though...

LvM"

Do you stick it in the dyson hand dryer after too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Anyone rinse it off in the sink?

Sometimes

I do get funny looks from the service station patrons though...

LvM

Do you stick it in the dyson hand dryer after too? "

Oh so I've already shown my wind sock impersonation then?

LvM

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Anyone rinse it off in the sink?

Sure then dry the old chap off in the Dyson blade...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it stops don't forget not to fasten up till you've turned and wiped on the next blokes leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont do that heaven forbid theres someone next to me as hes about to be scented as i helicopter it out then dry my helmet under the hot air blower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely of you shake with one hand, then it doesn't look like wanking ..

Jk. I'm a three shaker. In both situations

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Update: I actually visited the urinal earlier and seeing as it was empty, I made a point of shaking the old boy for a good thirty seconds. It was incredibly liberating

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Depends if you brace yourself against the wall or not

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

One shake . 2 jiggles . Job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 shakes is the law but helicoptering it is a grey area so I always opt for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just ask the other guy to do it for me while I do his.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

We're not there to enjoy ourselves...but we usually spit into urinals for no apparent reason...and sigh awww that's better afterwards..and definitely not to check each others cocks out..but a trouser snake may attract attention

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