FabSwingers.com forum: ANNUAL FAB FORUM AWARDS 2012

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Ok folks, time to get voting, you can vote for one or more categories,YOU CAN ONLY VOTE ONCE FOR EACH CATEGORY.

I have lifted ALL filters and blocks for 7 days so no excuses.

Voting closes at 5pm on Friday 9th November, results will be announced at 8pm on this day.

Categories.

1. Sexiest male poster

2. Sexiest female poster

3. Most straight talking poster

4. Funniest forum poster.

5. Poster you would most like to be stuck in a lift with.

6. Most enticing avatar.

7. Poster with the best profile.

8. Best newcomer to forums.

9. Poster who you would most like to cover with custard and lick clean.

10. Most interesting poster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how do we define newcomer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how do we define newcomer?"

Someone who has just read your post, seen your avatar, opened your profile and pics and had a wank over them

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"how do we define newcomer?"

@ new name....just noticed that you have changed it again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how do we define newcomer?

Someone who has just read your post, seen your avatar, opened your profile and pics and had a wank over them

so i can count on your vote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well thats me fooking sussed out then lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"well thats me fooking sussed out then lol

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at least that wasnt a no to the custard diamond lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give it some thought over a beer tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how do we define newcomer?

Someone who has just read your post, seen your avatar, opened your profile and pics and had a wank over them

so i can count on your vote?"

I don't know about that sir...

Seems you have blocked me, so you can't have been doing that! Not that I particularly mind, but I suspect it was because I like to nose forum members, and you have mistaken me for a secret bi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how do we define newcomer?

Someone who has just read your post, seen your avatar, opened your profile and pics and had a wank over them

so i can count on your vote?

I don't know about that sir...

Seems you have blocked me, so you can't have been doing that! Not that I particularly mind, but I suspect it was because I like to nose forum members, and you have mistaken me for a secret bi!

apolagies i was trying to stop the "straight" men who seem to look at my profile 10 times a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how do we define newcomer?

Someone who has just read your post, seen your avatar, opened your profile and pics and had a wank over them

Damnit, I haven't wanked over anyone in here yet....oh well I wont get that award then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how do we define newcomer?

Someone who has just read your post, seen your avatar, opened your profile and pics and had a wank over them

Damnit, I haven't wanked over anyone in here yet....oh well I wont get that award then

There's still time

...and no worries mr fab, I do the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want a vote - cheer this poorly man up.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Can we go on election campaigns like off of the politics?

Meet and greet the public etc. Instead of the usual kissing babies heads we could Fab it up by licking voters' genitals or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we go on election campaigns like off of the politics?

Meet and greet the public etc. Instead of the usual kissing babies heads we could Fab it up by licking voters' genitals or something."

But Munkster, surely that would involve you leaving a campaign trail

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Can we go on election campaigns like off of the politics?

Meet and greet the public etc. Instead of the usual kissing babies heads we could Fab it up by licking voters' genitals or something.

But Munkster, surely that would involve you leaving a campaign trail

Are you trying to say I'm a slavery twat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we go on election campaigns like off of the politics?

Meet and greet the public etc. Instead of the usual kissing babies heads we could Fab it up by licking voters' genitals or something.

But Munkster, surely that would involve you leaving a campaign trail

Are you trying to say I'm a slavery twat?

Not at all Funkboi…… but surely a vote winning licker will generate some excess moisture or spontaneous discharge,,, so unless you gonna swallow the lot…. Well there’s bound to be a few dribbles… init !…eh!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Can we go on election campaigns like off of the politics?

Meet and greet the public etc. Instead of the usual kissing babies heads we could Fab it up by licking voters' genitals or something.

But Munkster, surely that would involve you leaving a campaign trail

Are you trying to say I'm a slavery twat?

*faps*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No gimp this year... shame will have to think about the custard one.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"No gimp this year... shame will have to think about the custard one.

Custard is the hardest category... I don't like custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can couples have a vote each?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Votes are in. Tough decisions on some of the catagories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it acceptable to get someone to pm you my responses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best find my pad and pen ... Its difficult to do on my phone

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"is it acceptable to get someone to pm you my responses? "
I have lifted ALL filters and blocks for 7 days so no excuses

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still says im blocked .. i'll just get someone else to ping em across. Thanks anyways xx

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"still says im blocked .. i'll just get someone else to ping em across. Thanks anyways xx"
i have just double checked ALL BLOCKS ARE OFF AS ARE FILTERS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It says warning when i checked not blocked though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"still says im blocked .. i'll just get someone else to ping em across. Thanks anyways xxi have just double checked ALL BLOCKS ARE OFF AS ARE FILTERS

wierd, i checked mine and your not on my list. Perhaps a glitch. Thanks anyways its just easier if i ping them to someone else xx

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"still says im blocked .. i'll just get someone else to ping em across. Thanks anyways xxi have just double checked ALL BLOCKS ARE OFF AS ARE FILTERS

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May i suggest cute that you check yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the forum awards and watching the moaners start pre-empting not winning.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I love the forum awards and watching the moaners start pre-empting not winning.

Oooo - an equivalent to the Raspberries is needed. Except it would break so many rules...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the forum awards and watching the moaners start pre-empting not winning.

Oooo - an equivalent to the Raspberries is needed. Except it would break so many rules..."

It just makes me smile that's all as some comments are pretty much the same as last years

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

This is a difficult one this year, will have to get my thinking cap on

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

done mine....was tough!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No gimp this year... shame will have to think about the custard one.

Custard is the hardest category... I don't like custard

Me neither, but I'm going to vote in the spirit in which the question was intended, pretending I like custard. After all, if I do ever get to lick custard from the person for whom I vote, I think they probably won't mind if I negotiate for an alternative foodstuff.

My problem is there are people I think I'd like to lick (agreed foodstuff) from, but I couldn't be sure until I met them.

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm going to hold my vote for a few days, undecided on a couple of categories

So if you want my vote..... I am open to all bribes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only decided on 4 categories so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put myself up for a nominee have never ever won anything and a fab award would be the best news I have had all year x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I put myself up for a nominee have never ever won anything and a fab award would be the best news I have had all year x"

You're easily pleased... or is that me straight talking again.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I've only decided on 4 categories so far"
you dont have to vote on them all Kinky xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only decided on 4 categories so faryou dont have to vote on them all Kinky xx"

Most of the rest I have more than one candidate for and am still making up my mind.

Sexist male and female are proving difficult. Sooo many!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll let someone else win for a change

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've only decided on 4 categories so faryou dont have to vote on them all Kinky xx

Most of the rest I have more than one candidate for and am still making up my mind.

Sexist male and female are proving difficult. Sooo many!"

How many sexist males and females have you found are forum posters? I know I roll my eyes at some posts but sexism hasn't been as high on my eye rolling list as other issues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First time for me so I will give it my undivided attention on Sunday...

So many lovely, interesting, sexy, humorous peeps on here it will take all of Sunday afternoon to complete and that's without distractions...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only decided on 4 categories so faryou dont have to vote on them all Kinky xx

Most of the rest I have more than one candidate for and am still making up my mind.

Sexist male and female are proving difficult. Sooo many!

How many sexist males and females have you found are forum posters? I know I roll my eyes at some posts but sexism hasn't been as high on my eye rolling list as other issues.

PMSL Fucking autocorrupt!

Sexiest! Sexiest male and female.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aw pish.... if i vote for sexiest male poster does that make me a closet bi male who hasnt yet come out of the closet in the eyes of the fickle forum feckers that like to pre-judge or can i simply deflect that with the argument that whilst i appreciate the aesthetic merits of the artwork of others, it may not represent what i personally appreciate as an individual...

bggr me this voting without conscience or backlash malarkey is a real tricky one to juggle ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"aw pish.... if i vote for sexiest male poster does that make me a closet bi male who hasnt yet come out of the closet in the eyes of the fickle forum feckers that like to pre-judge or can i simply deflect that with the argument that whilst i appreciate the aesthetic merits of the artwork of others, it may not represent what i personally appreciate as an individual...

bggr me this voting without conscience or backlash malarkey is a real tricky one to juggle ..

I believe you can find someone sexy without wanting to do anything sexual with them, personally.

Or you could just not vote for that category.

The female I vote for as sexiest might not be someone I'd want to play with. The same goes, possibly, for sexiest male.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm going for the hat-trick

3yrs without feck all

Brill

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm going for the hat-trick

3yrs without feck all

Brill

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il give you one

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I think there is something missing from the categories…… an ‘Achievement Award’ for services to swinging. No, I am not talking about who has shagged the most people…… I mean the time and effort a few put into organising the big socials and party events for 100’s of people to enjoy.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I think there is something missing from the categories…… an ‘Achievement Award’ for services to swinging. No, I am not talking about who has shagged the most people…… I mean the time and effort a few put into organising the big socials and party events for 100’s of people to enjoy."

I agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Struggling to decide on a couple of categories - but to help........

Can we all stop jiggling our bloody avatars for the next week please !!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Struggling to decide on a couple of categories - but to help........

Can we all stop jiggling our bloody avatars for the next week please !!

How do you make them jiggle? That would be an advantage for me....

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

Can we all stop jiggling our bloody avatars for the next week please !!

lol .. i 2nd that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Struggling to decide on a couple of categories - but to help........

Can we all stop jiggling our bloody avatars for the next week please !!

How do you make them jiggle? That would be an advantage for me....

I was wondering the same. Several people have suggested my avatar would be improved by jiggling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vote has gone in. Good luck to all the candidates. Congrats to the winners... just remember with great power, comes great responsibility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Struggling to decide on a couple of categories - but to help........

Can we all stop jiggling our bloody avatars for the next week please !!

How do you make them jiggle? That would be an advantage for me....

I was wondering the same. Several people have suggested my avatar would be improved by jiggling."

Your avatar would look great jiggling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Struggling to decide on a couple of categories - but to help........

Can we all stop jiggling our bloody avatars for the next week please !!

How do you make them jiggle? That would be an advantage for me....

I was wondering the same. Several people have suggested my avatar would be improved by jiggling."

I concur. Oh Gawd how I concur......

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Struggling to decide on a couple of categories - but to help........

Can we all stop jiggling our bloody avatars for the next week please !!

How do you make them jiggle? That would be an advantage for me....

I was wondering the same. Several people have suggested my avatar would be improved by jiggling.

I concur. Oh Gawd how I concur......

To be absolutely clear, people would like the avatars to stop jiggling for a week but for Kinky's to start jiggling immediately?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Struggling to decide on a couple of categories - but to help........

Can we all stop jiggling our bloody avatars for the next week please !!

How do you make them jiggle? That would be an advantage for me....

I was wondering the same. Several people have suggested my avatar would be improved by jiggling.

I concur. Oh Gawd how I concur......

To be absolutely clear, people would like the avatars to stop jiggling for a week but for Kinky's to start jiggling immediately?"

I find just shaking my phone from side to side kinda works.

In a cheap, non techy, low budget manner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well mine are in I wonder who will be the custard king or queen?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Bump

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Well I've just voted me and Daz in all the categories...was wanting to vote for Taz in something but there isn't a "Poster most likely to drug and lock up anything with a pulse" category

Seriously though, I'm really struggling with sexiest male and female - far too much choice, lots more perving required (thank God for stealth viewing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am stuck on 2 and 9

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I am stuck on 2 and 9

Go for someone big for number 9.... you get more food that way.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

What about this ‘Achievement Award’ .... can we have one to vote for?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I am stuck on 2 and 9

Doing well then. I can't decide on five of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am stuck on 2 and 9

Doing well then. I can't decide on five of them. "

Same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gave up debating over a couple of categories!

Wrote the names on a bit of paper, made them into paper aeroplanes and whichever one landed closest to a strategically placed picture of the queen mum won my vote!

Simples!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we do one for spelling s and grammer .. Best and Worst , lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Thanks for all the votes so far folks...i have to say some of these categories are extremely close!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Silly question but is it OK to vote for your real account from your single bi fem account and couples with bi fem account?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Silly question but is it OK to vote for your real account from your single bi fem account and couples with bi fem account?"

...and does me voting for Funky count as voting for me?!?

I'm easily confused.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Silly question but is it OK to vote for your real account from your single bi fem account and couples with bi fem account?

...and does me voting for Funky count as voting for me?!?

I'm easily confused. "

Psssst I voted for you in everything (even sexy female)

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Gave up debating over a couple of categories!

Wrote the names on a bit of paper, made them into paper aeroplanes and whichever one landed closest to a strategically placed picture of the queen mum won my vote!

Simples!!

Obi, you don't use the Queen Mum for cum tributes do you???? Shame on you, I may have to withdraw a vote

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

My votes are now in!! Was hard having to choose out of so many lovelies and oddballs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gave up debating over a couple of categories!

Wrote the names on a bit of paper, made them into paper aeroplanes and whichever one landed closest to a strategically placed picture of the queen mum won my vote!

Simples!!

Obi, you don't use the Queen Mum for cum tributes do you???? Shame on you, I may have to withdraw a vote

God no!

Never done that to a pic of anyone!

Much better in person - and no - I'm denying ever meeting the Queen Mum too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well girls/ladies you can vote for me yet again if you like but you might want to give some of the other guys a chance. I might put a new bum pic up if I win again this year though

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive cast my votes, apologises to all the gentleman that have tried to bribe me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive cast my votes, apologises to all the gentleman that have tried to bribe me

And there was me going to offer you a Yorkie bar as a bribe too.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Ive cast my votes, apologises to all the gentleman that have tried to bribe me

And there was me going to offer you a Yorkie bar as a bribe too.

You never mentioned a yorkie bar in your begging pm, you just said a packet of jelly babies, oh dear and now i cant vote again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive cast my votes, apologises to all the gentleman that have tried to bribe me

And there was me going to offer you a Yorkie bar as a bribe too.

You never mentioned a yorkie bar in your begging pm, you just said a packet of jelly babies, oh dear and now i cant vote again

Well it gives some of the others a chance.

But girls if you haven't voted you can vote for me still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive cast my votes, apologises to all the gentleman that have tried to bribe me

And there was me going to offer you a Yorkie bar as a bribe too.

You never mentioned a yorkie bar in your begging pm, you just said a packet of jelly babies, oh dear and now i cant vote again

Well it gives some of the others a chance.

But girls if you haven't voted you can vote for me still

My custard licking category is still open. What were you saying about chocolate bribes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive cast my votes, apologises to all the gentleman that have tried to bribe me

And there was me going to offer you a Yorkie bar as a bribe too.

You never mentioned a yorkie bar in your begging pm, you just said a packet of jelly babies, oh dear and now i cant vote again

Well it gives some of the others a chance.

But girls if you haven't voted you can vote for me still

My custard licking category is still open. What were you saying about chocolate bribes?

I have a chocolate orange, a Yorkeie bar and huge fruit and nut bar plus a dozen sinkers bar and 6 five finger kit-kats.

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Chocolate can be provided, however licking chocolate off me would not be a good idea, so i will just add my choccy to my custard and eat it myself on my choccy sponge pudding with choccy sauce as well. (apologies for the total over use of the made up word choccy).

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ive cast my votes, apologises to all the gentleman that have tried to bribe me

And there was me going to offer you a Yorkie bar as a bribe too.

You never mentioned a yorkie bar in your begging pm, you just said a packet of jelly babies, oh dear and now i cant vote again

Well it gives some of the others a chance.

But girls if you haven't voted you can vote for me still

My custard licking category is still open. What were you saying about chocolate bribes?

I guess you will only be licking it off people that don't want you too though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive cast my votes, apologises to all the gentleman that have tried to bribe me

And there was me going to offer you a Yorkie bar as a bribe too.

You never mentioned a yorkie bar in your begging pm, you just said a packet of jelly babies, oh dear and now i cant vote again

Well it gives some of the others a chance.

But girls if you haven't voted you can vote for me still

My custard licking category is still open. What were you saying about chocolate bribes?

I guess you will only be licking it off people that don't want you too though

Fortunately it's fantasy custard licking. I'm fine with that.

I don't actually like custard anyway.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Ive cast my votes, apologises to all the gentleman that have tried to bribe me

And there was me going to offer you a Yorkie bar as a bribe too.

You never mentioned a yorkie bar in your begging pm, you just said a packet of jelly babies, oh dear and now i cant vote again

Well it gives some of the others a chance.

But girls if you haven't voted you can vote for me still

I am very tempted to do just that... nothing to do with your body obviously... I just appreciate a man of good judgement.

Now excuse me whislt I get some tissues to wipe this chair with.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Ive cast my votes, apologises to all the gentleman that have tried to bribe me

And there was me going to offer you a Yorkie bar as a bribe too.

You never mentioned a yorkie bar in your begging pm, you just said a packet of jelly babies, oh dear and now i cant vote again

Well it gives some of the others a chance.

But girls if you haven't voted you can vote for me still

My custard licking category is still open. What were you saying about chocolate bribes?

I have a chocolate orange, a Yorkeie bar and huge fruit and nut bar plus a dozen sinkers bar and 6 five finger kit-kats.

If I had known bribes were on offer then I would have wanted before sending mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive cast my votes, apologises to all the gentleman that have tried to bribe me

And there was me going to offer you a Yorkie bar as a bribe too.

You never mentioned a yorkie bar in your begging pm, you just said a packet of jelly babies, oh dear and now i cant vote again

Well it gives some of the others a chance.

But girls if you haven't voted you can vote for me still

My custard licking category is still open. What were you saying about chocolate bribes?

I have a chocolate orange, a Yorkeie bar and huge fruit and nut bar plus a dozen sinkers bar and 6 five finger kit-kats.

I like the cheek have you ant 4 finger kit kats?

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By *ondering_yorkshiremanMan
over a year ago

Somewhere near NE Derbyshire/S Yorkshire/Nottinghamshire border

Best get thinking cap on later. Think this will be a long night

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Still haven't done mine...... And I'm open to bribery (but only with good stuff)

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Archangel, you floozie!

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Sw Scotland

"I'll let someone else win for a change"

How sportsmanlike of you Paddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There should be a category for most hilarious username.

Browsing I just found someone called

xxxs_biggest_cock

where xxx is the name of a town

(I've changed the name slightly too, so it's not a real one)

Firstly, knowing one or two other people from that town, I am not sure I believe him and secondly, pmsl!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"There should be a category for most hilarious username.

Browsing I just found someone called

xxxs_biggest_cock

where xxx is the name of a town

(I've changed the name slightly too, so it's not a real one)

Firstly, knowing one or two other people from that town, I am not sure I believe him and secondly, pmsl!

Ah, yes, him! The one that keeps posting the same pics to get them public!

Not sure it's a description of what he's got or what he is! Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't help thinking there is a definite bias towards the unemployed and the stay at home mums for these awards as they get more on line time and are going to get more forum exposure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't help thinking there is a definite bias towards the unemployed and the stay at home mums for these awards as they get more on line time and are going to get more forum exposure.

Well I'm not sure about that as a shit profile is a shit profile it doesn't matter if you are benefit beryl or not its still a shit profile. Same with the sexiest categories too as being on line more doesn't make you any more or less of a minger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't help thinking there is a definite bias towards the unemployed and the stay at home mums for these awards as they get more on line time and are going to get more forum exposure.

I'm not currently in paid employment but I have two voluntary jobs. Just because I don't have a job does not mean I am sat at home on my arse all day, thank you.

Yes, I'm on the forum a lot, but certain people who work full-time are in jobs that mean they can be on here regularly throughout the day too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't help thinking there is a definite bias towards the unemployed and the stay at home mums for these awards as they get more on line time and are going to get more forum exposure.

I'm not currently in paid employment but I have two voluntary jobs. Just because I don't have a job does not mean I am sat at home on my arse all day, thank you.

Yes, I'm on the forum a lot, but certain people who work full-time are in jobs that mean they can be on here regularly throughout the day too."

Not really if you are committed to your job you focus on that not bobbing in and out of a swingers site all day after all its what an employer is actually paying people for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't help thinking there is a definite bias towards the unemployed and the stay at home mums for these awards as they get more on line time and are going to get more forum exposure.

I'm not currently in paid employment but I have two voluntary jobs. Just because I don't have a job does not mean I am sat at home on my arse all day, thank you.

Yes, I'm on the forum a lot, but certain people who work full-time are in jobs that mean they can be on here regularly throughout the day too.

Not really if you are committed to your job you focus on that not bobbing in and out of a swingers site all day after all its what an employer is actually paying people for.

There are quite a few people who work during the day and yet post on here frequently during that time. I was stating a fact, not saying that some people could be on here, but that they actually are.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I can't help thinking there is a definite bias towards the unemployed and the stay at home mums for these awards as they get more on line time and are going to get more forum exposure.

I'm not currently in paid employment but I have two voluntary jobs. Just because I don't have a job does not mean I am sat at home on my arse all day, thank you.

Yes, I'm on the forum a lot, but certain people who work full-time are in jobs that mean they can be on here regularly throughout the day too.

Not really if you are committed to your job you focus on that not bobbing in and out of a swingers site all day after all its what an employer is actually paying people for.

There are quite a few people who work during the day and yet post on here frequently during that time. I was stating a fact, not saying that some people could be on here, but that they actually are."
Can i just ask that if you wish to argue/debate on this subject can you please do it on another thread...this is sposed to be fun.

Thanks

Femmefatale xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How is eligibility for Newcomer determined? A profile less than a year old? What if that person has reincarnated?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have now voted but am still accepting all offers of bribes!

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't help thinking there is a definite bias towards the unemployed and the stay at home mums for these awards as they get more on line time and are going to get more forum exposure.

Have you two even got a sense of humour? It's not 'real' like the X Factor you know. Crikey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how do we define newcomer?

Someone who has just read your post, seen your avatar, opened your profile and pics and had a wank over them

so i can count on your vote?

I don't know about that sir...

Seems you have blocked me, so you can't have been doing that! Not that I particularly mind, but I suspect it was because I like to nose forum members, and you have mistaken me for a secret bi!

apolagies i was trying to stop the "straight" men who seem to look at my profile 10 times a day"

haha think that happens to all of us guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't help thinking there is a definite bias towards the unemployed and the stay at home mums for these awards as they get more on line time and are going to get more forum exposure.

Have you two even got a sense of humour? It's not 'real' like the X Factor you know. Crikey!

What????

You mean if I was to win I wouldn't get a threesome with Nicole and Tulisa?

Bugger!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I have one more selection to make. Make me laugh a few times and you will secure my funniest vote

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Okay.......I dont think i fit in any of the nominations

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have one more selection to make. Make me laugh a few times and you will secure my funniest vote"

You vote funny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't help thinking there is a definite bias towards the unemployed and the stay at home mums for these awards as they get more on line time and are going to get more forum exposure.

You missed out those of us who run their business from home....

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I have one more selection to make. Make me laugh a few times and you will secure my funniest vote"

You got mine after your mum confiscated your flag - haven't laughed so much for ages

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I can't help thinking there is a definite bias towards the unemployed and the stay at home mums for these awards as they get more on line time and are going to get more forum exposure.

You missed out those of us who run their business from home....

and those on long-term sick waiting for an operation (not on benefits, still getting paid by my firm)

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"I can't help thinking there is a definite bias towards the unemployed and the stay at home mums for these awards as they get more on line time and are going to get more forum exposure.

You missed out those of us who run their business from home....

"
...Or us on smart phone from work whilst we are trying to escape a boring meeting

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have one more selection to make. Make me laugh a few times and you will secure my funniest vote

You got mine after your mum confiscated your flag - haven't laughed so much for ages

Sadist

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I have one more selection to make. Make me laugh a few times and you will secure my funniest vote

You got mine after your mum confiscated your flag - haven't laughed so much for ages

Sadist

Nah, sizeist - like a willy only smaller

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have one more selection to make. Make me laugh a few times and you will secure my funniest vote

You got mine after your mum confiscated your flag - haven't laughed so much for ages

Sadist

Nah, sizeist - like a willy only smaller

I said funny not cruel

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"I can't help thinking there is a definite bias towards the unemployed and the stay at home mums for these awards as they get more on line time and are going to get more forum exposure.

nah.... its just one big popularity/ who haapens to be "in vouge" contest... I'm cool with that...

it is suppose to be fun and I can't win gimp this year.......

you know what you have to do... be funny and show more skin!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive cast my votes, apologises to all the gentleman that have tried to bribe me

And there was me going to offer you a Yorkie bar as a bribe too.

You never mentioned a yorkie bar in your begging pm, you just said a packet of jelly babies, oh dear and now i cant vote again

Well it gives some of the others a chance.

But girls if you haven't voted you can vote for me still

My custard licking category is still open. What were you saying about chocolate bribes?

I have a chocolate orange, a Yorkeie bar and huge fruit and nut bar plus a dozen sinkers bar and 6 five finger kit-kats.

I like the cheek have you ant 4 finger kit kats? "

I have a multitude of finger combinations

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Lots of votes coming in folks...keep em coming...

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

just to let folks know, as soon as voting closes on friday, i will count last votes and then announce results asap, as i am off for debauchery this weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it too late to ask for an extra category?

Who looks most like mr tumble

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is it too late to ask for an extra category?

Who looks most like mr tumble"
lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it too late to ask for an extra category?

Who looks most like mr tumble"

Whos mr tumble?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is it too late to ask for an extra category?

Who looks most like mr tumble

Whos mr tumble?"

Mr Tumble is an object of sexual lust on Cbeebies. He has a look-a-like in the young Bussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it too late to ask for an extra category?

Who looks most like mr tumble

Whos mr tumble?

Mr Tumble is an object of sexual lust on Cbeebies. He has a look-a-like in the young Bussy."

Ok but whats Cbeebies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it too late to ask for an extra category?

Who looks most like mr tumble

Whos mr tumble?

Mr Tumble is an object of sexual lust on Cbeebies. He has a look-a-like in the young Bussy."

NOOOOOOO! Stop sexualising him! My son watches him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a category for biggest stalker ?

A few females I'd like to nominate for that one !!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is it too late to ask for an extra category?

Who looks most like mr tumble

Whos mr tumble?

Mr Tumble is an object of sexual lust on Cbeebies. He has a look-a-like in the young Bussy.

NOOOOOOO! Stop sexualising him! My son watches him!

I don't sexualise him, personally. My nephews all learnt a bit of sign language from him and enjoyed watching Mr Tumble. I've just read the comments about Mr Tumble and the fantasies people have about him.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is there a category for biggest stalker ?

A few females I'd like to nominate for that one !!

When you say biggest is that height, size or the number of times they camp outside of your house?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it too late to ask for an extra category?

Who looks most like mr tumble

Whos mr tumble?

Mr Tumble is an object of sexual lust on Cbeebies. He has a look-a-like in the young Bussy.

NOOOOOOO! Stop sexualising him! My son watches him!

Um... I forgot to put a

at the end of my post. Wasn't having a pop lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a category for biggest stalker ?

A few females I'd like to nominate for that one !!

I could add one or so to that category too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it too late to ask for an extra category?

Who looks most like mr tumble

Whos mr tumble?

Mr Tumble is an object of sexual lust on Cbeebies. He has a look-a-like in the young Bussy.

Ok but whats Cbeebies? "
.

It's the children's version of the late night BBC show..... Cboobies....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely that is blatant cup size discriminations what about bboobies dboobies eboobies and luckily for me ffboobies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new category is being added .

Best Feeling boobs !

I've been put in charge of this , so message me to arrange your examination

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A new category is being added .

Best Feeling boobs !

I've been put in charge of this , so message me to arrange your examination

"
oi! behave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A new category is being added .

Best Feeling boobs !

I've been put in charge of this , so message me to arrange your examination

oi! behave!

I could distract him and keep him busy to stop him misbehaving on your thread.

All for the good of the thread, you understand

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A new category is being added .

Best Feeling boobs !

I've been put in charge of this , so message me to arrange your examination

oi! behave!

I could distract him and keep him busy to stop him misbehaving on your thread.

All for the good of the thread, you understand

"
Take him away and do unspeakable things to him as i may have to resort to spanking if it continues!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A new category is being added .

Best Feeling boobs !

I've been put in charge of this , so message me to arrange your examination

oi! behave!

I could distract him and keep him busy to stop him misbehaving on your thread.

All for the good of the thread, you understand

Take him away and do unspeakable things to him as i may have to resort to spanking if it continues!

*grabs collar and lead and very big catching net*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh up4fun, come to the nice stalker lady...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Oh up4fun, come to the nice stalker lady..."

you sound like the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh up4fun, come to the nice stalker lady...

you sound like the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Much the same except not after children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bump.. voting closes tomorrow

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im wearing the same frock as i wore last year, emerald green taffeta with a nice tiara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frock? Meh. I might put fancy undies on.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Im wearing the same frock as i wore last year, emerald green taffeta with a nice tiara"

Do we have to dress up tomorrow for the announcements?

I was planning to work from bed tomorrow.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Im wearing the same frock as i wore last year, emerald green taffeta with a nice tiara

Do we have to dress up tomorrow for the announcements?

I was planning to work from bed tomorrow."

You got to put your best frock on, we have a red carpet and everything lol. Speaches by the winners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind you, I could wear a tiara. I never got to use it for Hallowe'en photos and it is rather nice.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Mind you, I could wear a tiara. I never got to use it for Hallowe'en photos and it is rather nice."

There you go, im having my hair done, makeup and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already dusted off the DJ!

Not that ill be going anywhere near the red carpet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mind you, I could wear a tiara. I never got to use it for Hallowe'en photos and it is rather nice.

There you go, im having my hair done, makeup and everything"

im wearing jimmy jams

im looking forward to the speeches and the after show party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mind you, I could wear a tiara. I never got to use it for Hallowe'en photos and it is rather nice.

There you go, im having my hair done, makeup and everything"

I might _wash_ my hair. With any luck it will have dried in time for the awards.

Make-up? Uhm, don't think I have any here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mind you, I could wear a tiara. I never got to use it for Hallowe'en photos and it is rather nice.

There you go, im having my hair done, makeup and everything

I might _wash_ my hair. With any luck it will have dried in time for the awards.

Make-up? Uhm, don't think I have any here."

Where you not even goin to ask me to attend with you ? :'-(

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Mind you, I could wear a tiara. I never got to use it for Hallowe'en photos and it is rather nice.

There you go, im having my hair done, makeup and everything

I might _wash_ my hair. With any luck it will have dried in time for the awards.

Make-up? Uhm, don't think I have any here.

Where you not even goin to ask me to attend with you ? :'-(

KINKY! He's here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks! Too late again.

I even threw myself at him on one of the other fora - over there somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just checking what time kick off is?

And will it be like the oscars? You know - one category at a time, naming the nominees - then announcing the winner whilst the losers put on fake smiles and clap through clenched teeth as the winner does a Kaye Winslet - thanks the world and their dog whilst flooding the stage, muttering bitch/bastard to themselves before drowning themselves in vodka and shouting "it should have been me'" to random strangers before vomiting over the buffet?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Just checking what time kick off is?

Is there a buffet? It may be worth getting dressed then.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Just checking what time kick off is?

"
As soon as possible after 5pm when voting closes as im off out for some naughtiness tonight....i will announce how many votes in each category and then 1st,2nd and 3rd in each. Tiaras and vodka are compulsory...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checking what time kick off is?

As soon as possible after 5pm when voting closes as im off out for some naughtiness tonight....i will announce how many votes in each category and then 1st,2nd and 3rd in each. Tiaras and vodka are compulsory...

I have the tiara but it's going to have to be water, coffee, or diet cherry dizzy stuff for me. My diet doesn't allow alcohol.

Looking forward to the results.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fizzy*

Sodding autocorrupt.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Just checking what time kick off is?

I don't have a tiara

I can put some glitter on a headband, will that do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checking what time kick off is?

I don't have a tiara

I can put some glitter on a headband, will that do?"

I have a mini one, on a comb thingy. I'll lend you that if you like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bollocks! Too late again.

I even threw myself at him on one of the other fora - over there somewhere."

Kinky , what do you think of the Tux I left hanging up next to the window the last night ?

Is that suitable for the awards tonight ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reminder, last 40mins to get all votes in before the results will be announced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start drowning my sorrows now

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

VOTING CLOSED.RESULTS ANNOUNCED SHORTLY....SEPERATE THREAD. XXXX

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Start drowning my sorrows now

I started an hour ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Just putting my red lippy on. Who is interviewing people arriving on the red carpet?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Start drowning my sorrows now

I started an hour ago

I am starting in 2 hours....

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Start drowning my sorrows now

I started an hour ago

I am starting in 2 hours....

Easy way is not to stop

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