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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

... you have ever put in your mouth?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

a cock........

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By *tomComMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"a cock........

booooooo hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Potters catarrh pastilles *boak*

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

My d*unken bank manager's tongue at a christmas party. She was so d*unk and i hate alcohol and cig breath in my mouth...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

If i dont like the look or smell of something it goes nowhere near my mouth.

But i will have to say sea urchin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mil-par ewwwww

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Them pink n white crabsticks... oh my word i still wretch now thinking about it....

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"If i dont like the look or smell of something it goes nowhere near my mouth.

But i will have to say sea urchin"
Will you check how a cock look like before putting it in your mouth??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite!!

and my polio vaccine too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex girlfriends mum set fire to an apple pie she had made but served it anyway. The pie tasted just like fag ash but we sat there and ate it anyway. Then after wed finished, with copious amounts of custard I might add, she told us she knew it was disgusting.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Lambs brains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"If i dont like the look or smell of something it goes nowhere near my mouth.

But i will have to say sea urchin Will you check how a cock look like before putting it in your mouth??

Oh i know i like the taste of that lol

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"My ex

have you shppoed her off and cooked?

hahahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anchovies and gherkins blurghhhhh!!!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Oysters... that might be more about texture than taste. I gag everytime I try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anchovies and gherkins blurghhhhh!!!!!"

Together ?

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Ajax scouring powder. I was a kid and saw what I thought was sherbet on a spoon in the kitchen so popped it into my mouth.

Turns out my mum was scouring the tea-stains off the spoons and had just gone to answer the door. I can still remember that bleachy taste and gritty consistency as I was spitting blue into the sink. Dis-gus-ting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anchovies and gherkins blurghhhhh!!!!!

Together ?

Errrrr not that I remember but non shall pass my lips ever again!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Anchovies and gherkins blurghhhhh!!!!!"

So, no Worcestershire Sauce?

You can't have a decent burger without a gherkin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oysters... that might be more about texture than taste. I gag everytime I try."

Same for oH.

Mine would be a salad from Mc Donalds after i asked for a plain one..... it had bacon in it, i'm a vegetarian.

Took it back to be told "well i'm vegetarian too i just pick the bits out!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shell fish Yuk!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oysters... that might be more about texture than taste. I gag everytime I try.

Same for oH.

Mine would be a salad from Mc Donalds after i asked for a plain one..... it had bacon in it, i'm a vegetarian.

Took it back to be told "well i'm vegetarian too i just pick the bits out!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anchovies and gherkins blurghhhhh!!!!!

So, no Worcestershire Sauce?

You can't have a decent burger without a gherkin."

Worcester sauce? Yessssss!!!! Gerkins get plucked out of burgers and slung to one side lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Kaolin and morphine medicine for gippy stomach...boak

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

An artichoke, bluerhg!

They don't even look like they are from this planet, like miniature Triffids, weird shit!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Anchovies and gherkins blurghhhhh!!!!!

So, no Worcestershire Sauce?

You can't have a decent burger without a gherkin.

Worcester sauce? Yessssss!!!! Gerkins get plucked out of burgers and slung to one side lol

Worcestershire Sauce has anchovies in it. Don't sling your gherkin away, pass it on to those that relish a bit of relish.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Kaolin and morphine medicine for gippy stomach...boak"

I used to love kaoline and morphine until they took the morphine out. It's just clay now.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

rugby team initiation, mouthfull of vomit..

came back up very quickly..

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan
over a year ago

mansfield

I worked in a Chinese restaurant kitchens

Many years ago and they served me chickens feet for breakfast one morning.

Now there are two things I can't stomach

That's breakfast and feet!

The boss and cooks insisted I had a munch.

All I could think of was verukas and crusty feet.

You can guess the out come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ghost chilli sauce.

That stuff can strip paint in seconds, nevermind what it does to your innards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them Harry potter sweets. It's Russian roulette in a bag I got the mouldy cheese one and proper wretched for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pigs trotters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some really god awful anti biotic that made me gag.. it smelt vile

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Ajax scouring powder. I was a kid and saw what I thought was sherbet on a spoon in the kitchen so popped it into my mouth.

That took me back nearly 40 years .. I had a stinking headache and in those days used to take disprin dissolving head ache tabs.

I popped a tablet into water and downed it only to discover it was a baby bottle sterilizing tablet .. LOL ..

clean all the way down .

silly me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"some really god awful anti biotic that made me gag.. it smelt vile "

Kefalex or Cefalexin.. something like that *spews*

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Pigs trotters "

Oh yum

Worcester pear.....some rank real ale, tasted like the team had soaked their jock straps in it for a week!!!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Oysters... that might be more about texture than taste. I gag everytime I try."

Same here. Like swallowing the contents of a 3 day old nose of a person whose got a bad cold.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"some really god awful anti biotic that made me gag.. it smelt vile

Kefalex or Cefalexin.. something like that *spews* "

Ohhh Yes I dispense that at work . smells ghastly whenever i take off the lid. disgusting

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

malt extract - bleuggggggggggghhhhhhhhh and I didn't put it in my mouth - my mother did - she had some notion that it was good for you. The memory of it is still with me 47 years later

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Cod liver oil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squid

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"malt extract - bleuggggggggggghhhhhhhhh and I didn't put it in my mouth - my mother did - she had some notion that it was good for you. The memory of it is still with me 47 years later

Virol was best .. malt extract never was as good. LOL couldnt get through a winter with out it.. OMG ..

Mum used to give me vicks in the mouth for a sore throat... shoot!! the woman was trying to kill me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almond Essence.

'When I were a ladd..' I was left 'Home Alone' during the summer hols (about 1969-70) and got thoroughly bored. One day I was 'sampling' everything in my Mums baking cupboard and found this interesting little bottle... so I opened it and, being young, naive and stupid.. took a LARGE swig.....

I think the inferno which subsequently raged in my mouth and down my throat finally subsided about three days later......

Not one of my best achievements... much to the amusement of my Dad...

Pork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mayonaise and salad cream...... disgusting stuff both of them

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"malt extract - bleuggggggggggghhhhhhhhh and I didn't put it in my mouth - my mother did - she had some notion that it was good for you. The memory of it is still with me 47 years later

Virol was best .. malt extract never was as good. LOL couldnt get through a winter with out it.. OMG .. "

Yep, she gave us that too....and I hated it almost as much as the malt extract - shudder

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