FabSwingers.com forum: The worst word for a womens sexually area

By *tomCom OP Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough

I keep hearing and reading some very strange words for a woman's sexually area.

beaver

cherry

cunny

cunt

fanny

fish taco

front bottom

fuck hole

minge

muff

pink velvet sausage wallet

poontang

(I prefer to use the word pussy myself).

What is the strangest word for it you have heard, does any offend, and have any been used while you have been having sex?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Most of those actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once propositioned hubby to which he responded that he was hungry... I suggested he eat my beef curtains. Eurgh lol. I'm disgusted with myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clunge

Hairy axe wound

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I call mine lilly...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

rotherham

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

That is just rude....

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"rotherham "
????????????????????/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badly wrapped kebab. Ugh.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

using the words "a woman's sexually area" is pretty dam strange ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

At work callum calls them there flower, think thats pretty cute

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I heard the husband of a friend call it 'flat dick' once.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

her sacred place

and

spunk oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At work callum calls them there flower, think thats pretty cute"

I find that less rude, but equally as offputting as the ones I suggested

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"her sacred place

and

spunk oven"

Sorry misread forum title as those two are my favourites

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"At work callum calls them there flower, think thats pretty cute

I find that less rude, but equally as offputting as the ones I suggested

Clunge is a horrid word lol, cant imagine someone using that yuck. Think you have just made it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

flange

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"At work callum calls them there flower, think thats pretty cute

I find that less rude, but equally as offputting as the ones I suggested

Clunge is a horrid word lol, cant imagine someone using that yuck. Think you have just made it up"

The word was coined on the programme 'The Inbetweeners' and yes, it's a nasty word. That's what made it funny on the programme though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a mate of mine calls it muska jowell??? never really know why i hope tessa jowell is not offended lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawning beaver!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At work callum calls them there flower, think thats pretty cute

I find that less rude, but equally as offputting as the ones I suggested

Clunge is a horrid word lol, cant imagine someone using that yuck. Think you have just made it up

The word was coined on the programme 'The Inbetweeners' and yes, it's a nasty word. That's what made it funny on the programme though

That's where I got it from

Thought the idea was to find the horrid ones, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squashed hedgehog

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"At work callum calls them there flower, think thats pretty cute

I find that less rude, but equally as offputting as the ones I suggested

Clunge is a horrid word lol, cant imagine someone using that yuck. Think you have just made it up

The word was coined on the programme 'The Inbetweeners' and yes, it's a nasty word. That's what made it funny on the programme though

That's where I got it from

Thought the idea was to find the horrid ones, lol"

oh i put flower cause i thought it was supposed to be nice ones lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gash" never sounds pleasant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wizards sleeve.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

fragrant garden of pleasureable delight and mystery..

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By *tomCom OP Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"fragrant garden of pleasureable delight and mystery.."

You wish .. hehe

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"fragrant garden of pleasureable delight and mystery..

You wish .. hehe"

Nope, been there and it was lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Velvet love pocket

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Stench trench.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

piddle pit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never liked the word c**t

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Baby door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"using the words "a woman's sexually area" is pretty dam strange ?"

Lol lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I’ve never liked the word c**t

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i dont like it either ever since my ex allways used to say i "cant" have it when ref to her pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Resisting the urge to call it a 'Cameron' so will stick with a 'Clegg'

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

here in dublin they call it your canary (like the bird) or a gowl dont know what that means!! sounds scary though !

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Man cave

I can't stand the use of foofoo.

I love cunny, cunt and quim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fond of Minge x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man cave

I can't stand the use of foofoo.

I love cunny, cunt and quim."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum bucket

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By *hecreampieeaterMan
over a year ago

Junction 28

Shake that lettuce!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'm fond of Minge x"

Snap,I"m fond of minge to

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

axe wound

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

"I'm fond of Minge x

Snap,I"m fond of minge to

"
...to what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quim,jif and mott hate them words.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Noo noo??? Someone i know ( not on here) calls it their noo noo...ffs...really???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep hearing and reading some very strange words for a woman's sexually area.

beaver

cherry

cunny

cunt

fanny

fish taco

front bottom

fuck hole

minge

muff

pink velvet sausage wallet

poontang

(I prefer to use the word pussy myself).

What is the strangest word for it you have heard, does any offend, and have any been used while you have been having sex?

Tipton.

Some are just as scruffy and smelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

predators face

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

My son as a little boy used to refer to it as an inbetwinener ........I think he heard the word vagina once but then got it mixed up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"rotherham "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being an engineer I was always partial to a nice flange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey pot, fanny, Mary, vajayjay. Annoys me when people call it a vagina when they are referring to the vulva.

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By *tomCom OP Man
over a year ago

Wellingborough

But is the worse word you have had in called whilst on a met ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh blood box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hate words like meat flaps and beef curtains, it just makes me cringe *shudders*

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"At work callum calls them there flower, think thats pretty cute

I find that less rude, but equally as offputting as the ones I suggested

Clunge is a horrid word lol, cant imagine someone using that yuck. Think you have just made it up

The word was coined on the programme 'The Inbetweeners' and yes, it's a nasty word. That's what made it funny on the programme though

There is prior usage of clunge as far back as 1979 by the mad Scottish chef character McBlaine, in the 3rd series of Reginald Perrin: "Up yer clunge!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always think axe gash is pretty unpleasant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are not many worse than Growler.

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

I hate the word cunt, it just sounds aggressive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At work callum calls them there flower, think thats pretty cute"

I'm intrigued to know what Callum does for a job where that'd come up in conversation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grissle grabber

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By *ursevampsWoman
over a year ago

bucks

my mate calls it her moo moo mind her daughter does go round sounding liek a cow saying mummy go moo daddy just laughs i have had it called lady garden and honey pot dont really have a name for it my sel f

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"I hate the word cunt, it just sounds aggressive! "

It only sounds aggressive because it's used as an aggressive insult in this country. If it was used more to mean what it actually means, the aggression would diminish and it would take on a new flavour (so to speak!).

In the US I have heard it used slightly differently, as a milder insult to women only, kind of the way we would use "silly cow". It doesn't have the same aggressive connotation there.

Anyone remember the Derek & Clive "..called me a cunt!" sketch? By the end of that the word cunt had been said so many times it lost all meaning.

It's not really an ugly word, it's just used in an ugly way sometimes.

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By *hundercats69Couple
over a year ago

CT14

In the words of Kevin Bloody Wilson.... Gateway to her guts.... pmsl

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

its all to do with context .. my bloke always calls me a 'silly cunt'.. (which i am) so in my opinion .. if no offence is intended then dont take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate fofo and flower

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

herd it called "piss flaps"

and

"on a badly shaved one the clit reffered to as the parsons nose"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stink hole...fuzz box..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"stink hole...fuzz box.."

Have you changed your name? Wasn't that avatar a Halloween one for dictionary devil?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fud

Gunt

But my favourite has to be cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cockpit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really dislike a lot of the names listed on this thread. I find them offputting, childish and demeaning to women.

The terms I find most offensive are any that infer that women smell or taste of fish. This term has been coined by men and it is offensive and disrespectful. In my opinion men who use these words are crass.

I personally refer to mine as lady bits.

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By *nnie2009Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stink hole...fuzz box.."

Do you use those terms yourself. The stink hole reference, do you feel that women stink then as the inference is that a womans smell is unpleasant. This is an example of being disrespectful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stink hole...fuzz box..

Have you changed your name? Wasn't that avatar a Halloween one for dictionary devil?"
..well spotted.. it was but for someone as freaky as me everyday is halloween..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stink hole...fuzz box..

Do you use those terms yourself. The stink hole reference, do you feel that women stink then as the inference is that a womans smell is unpleasant. This is an example of being disrespectful. "
..no its a joke which I guessed this thread was...there actually names of bands...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carp Cave....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have also heard, from a woman I might add......

Spam Purse

Doesn't that make a pretty picture in your head!!

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