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Things that make you laugh on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I laugh when i read profiles on here asking for fun with bodily waste don't get me wrong each to there own then you carry on reading and they won't meet smokers disgusting habit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Send face picture with first message or no reply”

Proceeds to have no face pics of their own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone peeing on my chest isn’t really a concern for my doctor.

Op, I laugh at more than just your observations on here. Trust me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laugh when i read profiles on here asking for fun with bodily waste don't get me wrong each to there own then you carry on reading and they won't meet smokers disgusting habit lol"

Completely different things though…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laugh when i read profiles on here asking for fun with bodily waste don't get me wrong each to there own then you carry on reading and they won't meet smokers disgusting habit lol"

I’d sooner let someone piss in my mouth than put a cigarette in it and I’m definitely not into watersports.

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

Some peoples updates!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The constant whining of some people. That makes me laugh.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

One fabber sends me a joke every morning without fail! Alwways makes me laugh! Look forward to them each day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I laugh when i read profiles on here asking for fun with bodily waste don't get me wrong each to there own then you carry on reading and they won't meet smokers disgusting habit lol"

Agree OP, my next profile name will be NoShitSherlock

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

People who take it so seriously....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No bi guys"

"Must be 6ft +"

"Must be local"

Then proceeds to message me from 300 miles away

Or my personal favourite (and I've had this more than once) "you've earned the right to meet us"

have I, aye? Piss off haha

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’ve read your profile and I think we are well matched… (nsa dude with knob only photos from 200 miles away)

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Words like dyson professional must be discreet and my favourite is we can afford to be picky

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

All those little emoji faces that seem both annoyed and aroused by me each time I go to make a new forum post

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast


""No bi guys"

"Must be 6ft +"

"Must be local"

Then proceeds to message me from 300 miles away

Or my personal favourite (and I've had this more than once) "you've earned the right to meet us"

have I, aye? Piss off haha "

The one I often get is "follow this list of instructions and we will consider putting you on our to do list"

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Some laughs to be had in the cam rooms!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t say

It may offend

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I can’t say

It may offend "

You said you'd not say xx

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


""No bi guys"

"Must be 6ft +"

"Must be local"

Then proceeds to message me from 300 miles away

Or my personal favourite (and I've had this more than once) "you've earned the right to meet us"

have I, aye? Piss off haha "

Haha, a lot of the above... though I've not had the "earned the right" message yet. I clearly need to work harder to earn those bonus points!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t say

It may offend "

You’re gonna say tape measure markings drawn on penises aren’t you?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

The messages I get.

They’re really funny. I speak to some really cool people and I enjoy giggling at their funnies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people who don't seek single men or sissies message and are surpised I am not overcome with honour that they messaged

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

These status post saying "need site supporter pass"

And I'm thinking, why you telling us love just buy 1. Are you seeking charity handouts? I need to find me a sucker aswell to get me 1 haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""No bi guys"

"Must be 6ft +"

"Must be local"

Then proceeds to message me from 300 miles away

Or my personal favourite (and I've had this more than once) "you've earned the right to meet us"

have I, aye? Piss off haha

Haha, a lot of the above... though I've not had the "earned the right" message yet. I clearly need to work harder to earn those bonus points! "

I was once told (in jest, but, it is accurate) that "single males on here should be grateful for the merest, sniff of a vagina"

There's quite a few who actually believe that.

We are the ants of the fab world... i mean, come on... has nobody watched a bugs life? Strength in numbers and all that

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"These status post saying "need site supporter pass"

And I'm thinking, why you telling us love just buy 1. Are you seeking charity handouts? I need to find me a sucker aswell to get me 1 haha "
the thing Is they do because men think I’ll pay and get a fuck in fact all they get is a block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Your loss” always makes me chuckle

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"These status post saying "need site supporter pass"

And I'm thinking, why you telling us love just buy 1. Are you seeking charity handouts? I need to find me a sucker aswell to get me 1 haha the thing Is they do because men think I’ll pay and get a fuck in fact all they get is a block "

Tell me about it hahaha

Just being used like an atm! Literally just seen 3 such posts what prompted me to post this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say fab ages, when the profile says 30 ish and then you see the face picture of someone who is far older than that, sometimes double that age!!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

When someone asks to to see your friends pics and they have hidden their profile

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"These status post saying "need site supporter pass"

And I'm thinking, why you telling us love just buy 1. Are you seeking charity handouts? I need to find me a sucker aswell to get me 1 haha the thing Is they do because men think I’ll pay and get a fuck in fact all they get is a block

Tell me about it hahaha

Just being used like an atm! Literally just seen 3 such posts what prompted me to post this "
I used to see a regular status update local to me it said “skint bored any ideas ££” I said try getting a job or a hobby result was block and a nasty message

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"These status post saying "need site supporter pass"

And I'm thinking, why you telling us love just buy 1. Are you seeking charity handouts? I need to find me a sucker aswell to get me 1 haha the thing Is they do because men think I’ll pay and get a fuck in fact all they get is a block

Tell me about it hahaha

Just being used like an atm! Literally just seen 3 such posts what prompted me to post this I used to see a regular status update local to me it said “skint bored any ideas ££” I said try getting a job or a hobby result was block and a nasty message "

Hahaha that cracked me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veryfies making me laugh... everyone such a porn stars...

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon

When a profile description has a longer explanation about Sydney University than what the person is like or looking for.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"These status post saying "need site supporter pass"

And I'm thinking, why you telling us love just buy 1. Are you seeking charity handouts? I need to find me a sucker aswell to get me 1 haha the thing Is they do because men think I’ll pay and get a fuck in fact all they get is a block

Tell me about it hahaha

Just being used like an atm! Literally just seen 3 such posts what prompted me to post this I used to see a regular status update local to me it said “skint bored any ideas ££” I said try getting a job or a hobby result was block and a nasty message

Hahaha that cracked me up "
she didn’t see the funny side obviously

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Lots of things on here make me

Chuckle

Belly laugh

Spit out my tea

Face palm

Put the phone down

Walk away

And many more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself when older threads get revived I think did I really say that

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