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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I'm feeling rough as anything, and feeling down in the dumps.

This is your chance to brighten my day....... Do your best.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"So I'm feeling rough as anything, and feeling down in the dumps.

This is your chance to brighten my day....... Do your best. "

I went out yesterday in my slippers, didnt realise i hadnt changed into my shoes

Failing that i could flash me tits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I'm feeling rough as anything, and feeling down in the dumps.

This is your chance to brighten my day....... Do your best. I went out yesterday in my slippers, didnt realise i hadnt changed into my shoes

Failing that i could flash me tits? "

Tits it then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come over and give u wot I have please ............. then I would feel better and you would be able to say its worse than "man flu" ............ big kisses and hugz and am on my way

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Had it last week im still coughin up green shite tho on the bright side the trick or treaters didnt come back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had it last week im still coughin up green shite tho on the bright side the trick or treaters didnt come back "

thats cos Halloween ended

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Shit i have lost a day....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's all down to pain receptors. Apparently we do get the same illnesses and bugs.

But women have more pain receptors, meaning hat they can deal with pain better.

So when we feel ill, its because we only have as many dealing with our pain, hence more pain felt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matt currently has man flu he's driving me insane

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've been away all week, so I've felt worse. Nothing like your own bed.

And coughing all night too, I worry about others hearing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive a twisted ankle n canny move swap ya for ya man flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im just coming to the end of my cold and the coughing was the worst bit. felt like i was going to cough up a lung. Im just clearning the last gunky crappy stuff of my chest.. no longer have a snotty red nose and sore throat luckily

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"It's all down to pain receptors. Apparently we do get the same illnesses and bugs.

But women have more pain receptors, meaning hat they can deal with pain better.

So when we feel ill, its because we only have as many dealing with our pain, hence more pain felt. "

If women have MORE pain receptors then they feel more pain.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Man up!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's all down to pain receptors. Apparently we do get the same illnesses and bugs.

But women have more pain receptors, meaning hat they can deal with pain better.

So when we feel ill, its because we only have as many dealing with our pain, hence more pain felt.

If women have MORE pain receptors then they feel more pain."

On qi they said that it means the more you have the better you deal with pain. As each receptor isn't as over worked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I've just googled it. In studies women were reporting higher levels of pain when having the same condition such as arthritis, neck pain, sinus pain, etc.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have it too today. I'm claiming it's man flu in order to get sympathy. I'll be better later, cos I am woman - hear me roar..... and then splutter and cough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just googled it. In studies women were reporting higher levels of pain when having the same condition such as arthritis, neck pain, sinus pain, etc."

oiiii dont go there I have been gaining quite a sympathetic following with my sinus troubles ...........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just googled it. In studies women were reporting higher levels of pain when having the same condition such as arthritis, neck pain, sinus pain, etc."

So Stephen fry is wrong? .... My world is shattered

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I saw that qi and I thought he concluded that women feel the greatest pain. It was a surprise as we conventionally think the opposite.

So, obviously men are just being the big babies we all knew they were!!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

There was a professor on that jeremy vine show a day or two ago, and he ran a study as to who coped with pain best ..men or women...his results (dont shoot the messenger ladies. )

its men..

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"There was a professor on that jeremy vine show a day or two ago, and he ran a study as to who coped with pain best ..men or women...his results (dont shoot the messenger ladies. )

its men.. "

That's because they have fewer pain receptors. So when a woman is saying she's in pain, she really is. Unlike men who are big softies. But no more!! Now we know the truth! Ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I still feel shit. And I don't care who knows it!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Well I still feel shit. And I don't care who knows it! "

You're allowed to feel shit if you're not well.

Now go and regrout the bathroom, do the laundry, wash up and hang new curtains. That's what women do when they're ill.

(Stands back at a safe distance!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm actually just about to leave my hotel and start a 4 hour drive home.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I could come over and use some ice cubes on you to take your temperature down, or even give you a bed bath

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

fancy some tax increase????

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

I'm suffering right now. Please show me some sympathy... and get me another Lemsip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u havent caught up with me yet ........... I am still poorly too

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"u havent caught up with me yet ........... I am still poorly too "

Maybe we can help each other out. If you bring me Lemsip I'll promise to top up your hot water bottle.

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By *reenonionsMan
over a year ago

Nr Exeter


"So I'm feeling rough as anything, and feeling down in the dumps.

This is your chance to brighten my day....... Do your best. "

B'llcks matey,

If you had proper man flu you wouldn't be able to type or even see the screen.

Take a lemsip, pop a can of red bull and get to work.

I've had this friggin cold for 3 weeks and it won't go away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"u havent caught up with me yet ........... I am still poorly too

Maybe we can help each other out. If you bring me Lemsip I'll promise to top up your hot water bottle."

on my way - have stocked up with lemsip - get ready to budge over in the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only had flu once, and don't want to have it ever again.

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