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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone know someone they can set me up with?

Late 20s, early 30s. Stable job, well put-together, ideally knows how to appreciate the finer things in life (would split all the bills obvi).

Must be willing to move in and have babies straight away, and once in a while let me suck his blood so I can stay young

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By *aughty hikerMan
over a year ago

Mansfield


"Anyone know someone they can set me up with?

Late 20s, early 30s. Stable job, well put-together, ideally knows how to appreciate the finer things in life (would split all the bills obvi).

Must be willing to move in and have babies straight away, and once in a while let me suck his blood so I can stay young "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost me at bareback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone know someone they can set me up with?

Late 20s, early 30s. Stable job, well put-together, ideally knows how to appreciate the finer things in life (would split all the bills obvi).

Must be willing to move in and have babies straight away, and once in a while let me suck his WANG so I can stay young "

Sorry but I’m spoken for.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone know someone they can set me up with?

Late 20s, early 30s. Stable job, well put-together, ideally knows how to appreciate the finer things in life (would split all the bills obvi).

Must be willing to move in and have babies straight away, and once in a while let me suck his WANG so I can stay young

Sorry but I’m spoken for. "

Wang good also

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone know someone they can set me up with?

Late 20s, early 30s. Stable job, well put-together, ideally knows how to appreciate the finer things in life (would split all the bills obvi).

Must be willing to move in and have babies straight away, and once in a while let me suck his blood so I can stay young

"

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By *rsmith21zMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Hello lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lost me at bareback "

Lost me at "lost me at bareback"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a guy but he’s 25. Lemme know.

*it’s not me lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lost me at bareback

Lost me at "lost me at bareback" "

Guys think you have to have bareback to have kids. IT’S 2022 fellas!!!! Do you even need to have sex?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Lost me at bareback

Lost me at "lost me at bareback"

Guys think you have to have bareback to have kids. IT’S 2022 fellas!!!! Do you even need to have sex?"

If you want kids without bareback just jizz in a turkey baster and fire it up there #TheMoYouKno

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t help with the staying young bit as black don’t crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My blood would have the opposite effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lost me at bareback

Lost me at "lost me at bareback"

Guys think you have to have bareback to have kids. IT’S 2022 fellas!!!! Do you even need to have sex?

If you want kids without bareback just jizz in a turkey baster and fire it up there #TheMoYouKno

LvM"

Not your first rodeo

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Anyone know someone they can set me up with?

Late 20s, early 30s. Stable job, well put-together, ideally knows how to appreciate the finer things in life (would split all the bills obvi).

Must be willing to move in and have babies straight away, and once in a while let me suck his blood so I can stay young "

FFS.

*wanders off muttering about age preferences.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone know someone they can set me up with?

Late 20s, early 30s. Stable job, well put-together, ideally knows how to appreciate the finer things in life (would split all the bills obvi).

Must be willing to move in and have babies straight away, and once in a while let me suck his blood so I can stay young

FFS.

*wanders off muttering about age preferences.

Winston

"

*and already being married

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lost me at bareback

Lost me at "lost me at bareback"

Guys think you have to have bareback to have kids. IT’S 2022 fellas!!!! Do you even need to have sex?

If you want kids without bareback just jizz in a turkey baster and fire it up there #TheMoYouKno

LvM"

Bit of a small target ennit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is click and collect a thing at sperm bank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to far away mum says I have to be in by 7.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Anyone know someone they can set me up with?

Late 20s, early 30s. Stable job, well put-together, ideally knows how to appreciate the finer things in life (would split all the bills obvi).

Must be willing to move in and have babies straight away, and once in a while let me suck his blood so I can stay young

FFS.

*wanders off muttering about age preferences.

Winston

*and already being married"

*and people who don't read profiles.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone know someone they can set me up with?

Late 20s, early 30s. Stable job, well put-together, ideally knows how to appreciate the finer things in life (would split all the bills obvi).

Must be willing to move in and have babies straight away, and once in a while let me suck his blood so I can stay young

FFS.

*wanders off muttering about age preferences.

Winston

*and already being married

*and people who don't read profiles.

Winston"

Hahaaa you got me I'm sorry I have a millennial attention span

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Anyone know someone they can set me up with?

Late 20s, early 30s. Stable job, well put-together, ideally knows how to appreciate the finer things in life (would split all the bills obvi).

Must be willing to move in and have babies straight away, and once in a while let me suck his blood so I can stay young "

Great idea, though 30s to 40s for me

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Anyone know someone they can set me up with?

Late 20s, early 30s. Stable job, well put-together, ideally knows how to appreciate the finer things in life (would split all the bills obvi).

Must be willing to move in and have babies straight away, and once in a while let me suck his blood so I can stay young

FFS.

*wanders off muttering about age preferences.

Winston

*and already being married

*and people who don't read profiles.

Winston

Hahaaa you got me I'm sorry I have a millennial attention span "

We're used to it.

We get at least 3 "your wife's fucking horny" messages a day.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone know someone they can set me up with?

Late 20s, early 30s. Stable job, well put-together, ideally knows how to appreciate the finer things in life (would split all the bills obvi).

Must be willing to move in and have babies straight away, and once in a while let me suck his blood so I can stay young

Great idea, though 30s to 40s for me "

Damn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nah but for real does anyone know someone I can ride until death us do part?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah but for real does anyone know someone I can ride until death us do part? "

If you are open to ENM I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nah but for real does anyone know someone I can ride until death us do part?

If you are open to ENM I’m in "

Steve I would fuck up anyone that might be the slightest bit of competition sexually. Like, fully just smush them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah but for real does anyone know someone I can ride until death us do part?

If you are open to ENM I’m in

Steve I would fuck up anyone that might be the slightest bit of competition sexually. Like, fully just smush them "

Ok… I’m backing away now… *spice adams Ahaha gif*

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By *haneportsMan
over a year ago

portsmouth


"Anyone know someone they can set me up with?

Late 20s, early 30s. Stable job, well put-together, ideally knows how to appreciate the finer things in life (would split all the bills obvi).

Must be willing to move in and have babies straight away, and once in a while let me suck his blood so I can stay young "

Yes, but he’s taken already. He’s asleep in his coffin. For now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No mention of sex is this a sexless marriage op?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No mention of sex is this a sexless marriage op?

"

I refer you back to wanting someone to ride until death do us part

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No mention of sex is this a sexless marriage op?

I refer you back to wanting someone to ride until death do us part "

(the death will be caused by excessive riding tho)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No mention of sex is this a sexless marriage op?

I refer you back to wanting someone to ride until death do us part

(the death will be caused by excessive riding tho) "

Of their face I hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No mention of sex is this a sexless marriage op?

I refer you back to wanting someone to ride until death do us part

(the death will be caused by excessive riding tho)

Of their face I hope"

Face and peen and butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No mention of sex is this a sexless marriage op?

I refer you back to wanting someone to ride until death do us part

(the death will be caused by excessive riding tho)

Of their face I hope

Face and peen and butt "

Niceeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Late 20s, early 30s." you say OP, am I too late to the party?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No mention of sex is this a sexless marriage op?

I refer you back to wanting someone to ride until death do us part

(the death will be caused by excessive riding tho)

Of their face I hope

Face and peen and butt

Niceeeeeeeeeeeeeee "

Your new pics are cute. You look like a butterfly parading in the sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No mention of sex is this a sexless marriage op?

I refer you back to wanting someone to ride until death do us part

(the death will be caused by excessive riding tho)

Of their face I hope

Face and peen and butt

Niceeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Your new pics are cute. You look like a butterfly parading in the sun "

you still won’t lose me on a night out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No mention of sex is this a sexless marriage op?

I refer you back to wanting someone to ride until death do us part

(the death will be caused by excessive riding tho)

Of their face I hope

Face and peen and butt

Niceeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Your new pics are cute. You look like a butterfly parading in the sun

you still won’t lose me on a night out "

Oh but why would I want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your new pics are cute. You look like a butterfly parading in the sun

you still won’t lose me on a night out

Oh but why would I want to "

naughty naughty you teasing me

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