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 such a fantastic member 
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I didn't think you'd *actually* do it it OP 
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"Ah finally, the recognition it deserves
I didn't think you'd *actually* do it it OP
LvM"It's amazing what I'll do when I'm in the mood  | |||
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"Ah finally, the recognition it deserves
I didn't think you'd *actually* do it it OP
LvM
It's amazing what I'll do when I'm in the mood "Oooft  
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"I think my hens will appreciate it....." Hey! No pecking! 
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"Awesome" Thanks
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"Can I join the fun club? I have behind the scenes info and stuff
K"You can. I'll even waive the membership fee. You just need to provide pictures and a plaster cast so we can mould our own  | |||
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"After meticulous study of the profile pictures I bow down on my knees to both the Von Matterhorns. " Agreed. Beautiful couple, FABulous photos | |||
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"Can I join the fun club? I have behind the scenes info and stuff
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You can. I'll even waive the membership fee. You just need to provide pictures and a plaster cast so we can mould our own "Oooh that reminds me, I've been meaning to try making a replica again
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"After meticulous study of the profile pictures I bow down on my knees to both the Von Matterhorns. Agreed. Beautiful couple, FABulous photos "Thank you very much, both of you
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"Can I join the fun club? I have behind the scenes info and stuff
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You can. I'll even waive the membership fee. You just need to provide pictures and a plaster cast so we can mould our own
Oooh that reminds me, I've been meaning to try making a replica again
LvM"Will copies be available to buy on Etsy? Asking for a friend  | |||
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"Can I join the fun club? I have behind the scenes info and stuff
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You can. I'll even waive the membership fee. You just need to provide pictures and a plaster cast so we can mould our own
Oooh that reminds me, I've been meaning to try making a replica again
LvM"I did that once - our first attempt wasn’t successful so I had to source some new mould material. The only stuff I could get was minty. The tingle was quite pleasant for the first few moments… | |||
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"So glad this thread wasn't clickbait ..." Not sure what else to call it. Had to click on '36 more images on their public gallery' and even then there wasn't a single image that wasn't blurred for some odd reason. Left unimpressed, overall. | |||
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"So glad this thread wasn't clickbait ... Not sure what else to call it. Had to click on '36 more images on their public gallery' and even then there wasn't a single image that wasn't blurred for some odd reason. Left unimpressed, overall." I do apologise The situation has now been rectified, we thank you for your patience and your patronage.
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"Can I join the fun club? I have behind the scenes info and stuff
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You can. I'll even waive the membership fee. You just need to provide pictures and a plaster cast so we can mould our own
Oooh that reminds me, I've been meaning to try making a replica again
LvM
Will copies be available to buy on Etsy? Asking for a friend "I believe K is setting up the store and production line as we speak
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"So glad this thread wasn't clickbait ... Not sure what else to call it. Had to click on '36 more images on their public gallery' and even then there wasn't a single image that wasn't blurred for some odd reason. Left unimpressed, overall. I do apologise The situation has now been rectified, we thank you for your patience and your patronage.
LvM"...you got called out for more dong, I'm so glad I'm back here | |||
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"So glad this thread wasn't clickbait ... Not sure what else to call it. Had to click on '36 more images on their public gallery' and even then there wasn't a single image that wasn't blurred for some odd reason. Left unimpressed, overall. I do apologise The situation has now been rectified, we thank you for your patience and your patronage.
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...you got called out for more dong, I'm so glad I'm back here
"Premium subscriptions are available from Mrs Rickhawed, you'll have access to all the dong you could want if you're interested
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"So glad this thread wasn't clickbait ... Not sure what else to call it. Had to click on '36 more images on their public gallery' and even then there wasn't a single image that wasn't blurred for some odd reason. Left unimpressed, overall. I do apologise The situation has now been rectified, we thank you for your patience and your patronage.
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...you got called out for more dong, I'm so glad I'm back here
Premium subscriptions are available from Mrs Rickhawed, you'll have access to all the dong you could want if you're interested
LvM"You're making me sound like your pimp. I don't have the requisite hairy chest and gold medallion, but I'll struggle on for you | |||
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"So glad this thread wasn't clickbait ... Not sure what else to call it. Had to click on '36 more images on their public gallery' and even then there wasn't a single image that wasn't blurred for some odd reason. Left unimpressed, overall. I do apologise The situation has now been rectified, we thank you for your patience and your patronage.
LvM
...you got called out for more dong, I'm so glad I'm back here
Premium subscriptions are available from Mrs Rickhawed, you'll have access to all the dong you could want if you're interested
LvM
You're making me sound like your pimp. I don't have the requisite hairy chest and gold medallion, but I'll struggle on for you "Put me down for six dongs | |||
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"room for a little ginger one in this fan group by any chance? Px "Only if you won't give out our address to the potential stalkers
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"I can't say I've noticed it before. " Meli. Are you sure?
I’ve noticed! It’s magnificent in every way from every angle  | |||
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"I can't say I've noticed it before. Meli. Are you sure?
I’ve noticed! It’s magnificent in every way from every angle "Yeah, it's never brought me the happipenis it's brought to you. Oh well, one day I might see it. | |||
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"I can't say I've noticed it before. Meli. Are you sure?
I’ve noticed! It’s magnificent in every way from every angle
Yeah, it's never brought me the happipenis it's brought to you. Oh well, one day I might see it. "You just need to ask | |||
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"The Dong is the currently of Vietnam. " *Currency. It's the CURRENCY. Never mind | |||
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"The Dong is the currently of Vietnam. *Currency. It's the CURRENCY. Never mind "How much stuff I could get for one LvM dong, that's the question
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"The Dong is the currently of Vietnam. *Currency. It's the CURRENCY. Never mind
How much stuff I could get for one LvM dong, that's the question
K"How much does his penis weigh? One GB pound is 28,000 Vietnamese Dong. Google says the average male member of 5-6" weighs 160g, which is 0.35 pounds. All we need to know is whether an LvM Dong is average or not?! | |||
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"Careful, there are some stars in the fab cosmos who don't like Cockularity Threads. "Only if he puts measuring markings on it, will I then take umbrage. | |||
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"Careful, there are some stars in the fab cosmos who don't like Cockularity Threads.
Only if he puts measuring markings on it, will I then take umbrage. "• You mean CUMbrage? | |||
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"Careful, there are some stars in the fab cosmos who don't like Cockularity Threads.
Only if he puts measuring markings on it, will I then take umbrage. "What if he puts tape measure around it (see picture from 6th Jan)
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Congrats to LVM on the magnificence of his wang | |||
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"Ah finally, the recognition it deserves
I didn't think you'd *actually* do it it OP
LvM"I'm unsure, Lorenzo. I'm still favouring Sam Tender's...... | |||
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"I have a magnificent cock but you'll never know as it's always hidden away
Congrats to LVM on the magnificence of his wang "• If he called his wang Vera, he'd have a Vera Wang cock. A designer cock! | |||
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"Is it cute when its got a cold?" Adorable, some might say
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"Is it cute when its got a cold? Adorable, some might say
LvM"Does it have a dribbly nose? Poor thing. I'll get a tissue and give it a gentle wipe | |||
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"Is it cute when its got a cold? Adorable, some might say
LvM"have the curtains handy pre sneeze then | |||
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anyone else would like a go?
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"After shamelessly seducing Lorenzo last night I can confirm it feels as good as it looks anyone else would like a go?
K"Well..: | |||
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But I have to admit - it’s a glorious one | |||
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"After shamelessly seducing Lorenzo last night I can confirm it feels as good as it looks anyone else would like a go?
K"You know the answer to that | |||
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"After shamelessly seducing Lorenzo last night I can confirm it feels as good as it looks anyone else would like a go?
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"After shamelessly seducing Lorenzo last night I can confirm it feels as good as it looks anyone else would like a go?
K"Looks like there is a bit of a queue ahead of me, but I'll wait my turn .. MJ x | |||
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 any preference?
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"I should prepare some refreshments for all the ladies in the waiting room any preference?
K"• Fresh coffee served with some cream of Sum Hung Guy? | |||
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"I should prepare some refreshments for all the ladies in the waiting room any preference?
K"Sausages on sticks?! | |||
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"I should prepare some refreshments for all the ladies in the waiting room any preference?
K"Chocolate nipples, or is it spelt nibbles? | |||
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"Can’t find him" Just scroll up until you see the couples profile TheVonMatterhorns. Peruse at your leisure. You're welcome | |||
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"Who wants to join the fan group for Lorenzo Von Matterhorn's special member? Truly magnificent. A cock for all seasons. Show your appreciation here folks "You go girls! And gurls | |||
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"We will be busier than Greg’s " Not sure about that, our meal deal isn't quite as reasonable as theirs. LvM | |||
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"We will be busier than Greg’s Not sure about that, our meal deal isn't quite as reasonable as theirs. LvM" Does it cum with special sauce? | |||
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"We will be busier than Greg’s Not sure about that, our meal deal isn't quite as reasonable as theirs. LvM Does it cum with special sauce?" It certainly does, would you like one squirt or two?
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"We will be busier than Greg’s Not sure about that, our meal deal isn't quite as reasonable as theirs. LvM Does it cum with special sauce? It certainly does, would you like one squirt or two?
LvM"Oh, two please. One each side | |||
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