FabSwingers.com forum: Hot date

By *ean counter OP Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

So I have a hot date today / tonight and she's asked me to stay over

but she's also said "no funny stuff though"

Ladies, what does she mean by this secret language? Am I not allowed to tell jokes or put clingfilm over the toilet? I feel like I will be walking on egg shells all evening trying to work out what this encripted message means? Answers on a post card please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuff that is just not funny I guess.

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By *ean counter OP Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"Stuff that is just not funny I guess."

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Simply don't expect sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sex

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By *ean counter OP Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

Well that's not even funny !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like you’ve been friend zoned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a fair distance from your home? Could be she's offering you somewhere to sleep if it's less hassle than getting home..but doesn't want you to think its a green light for sex

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By *ean counter OP Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"Is it a fair distance from your home? Could be she's offering you somewhere to sleep if it's less hassle than getting home..but doesn't want you to think its a green light for sex "

No not far at all, easy reach of a taxi. We will see if she's joking or not but I will respect her wishes either way

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Is it a fair distance from your home? Could be she's offering you somewhere to sleep if it's less hassle than getting home..but doesn't want you to think its a green light for sex

No not far at all, easy reach of a taxi. We will see if she's joking or not but I will respect her wishes either way

That’s really nice. Maybe she likes the idea of spending the night with you but doesn’t want to commit to sex straight away , women like this still do exist even on sex sites! I think it’s a really nice gesture and attractive

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why don't you just ask her???

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Take a sleeping bag, you're on the sofa.

DO NOT WIPE YOUR COCK ON HER CURTAINS!

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Is it a fair distance from your home? Could be she's offering you somewhere to sleep if it's less hassle than getting home..but doesn't want you to think its a green light for sex

No not far at all, easy reach of a taxi. We will see if she's joking or not but I will respect her wishes either way

Good wouldn’t be great if you expected sex would it

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

Just have a good time, don't expect anything and be a gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you know that women can be complex beings.

It could either mean “look, I need to appear like I’m ladylike outwardly by suggesting nothing guaranteed is on the table, but really I expect you to ge nuts deep in me by 11pm” or “no, I really am suggesting that nothing guaranteed is on the table so stop thinking with your little head you charlatan”

The only way you’ll know for sure, is if you’re nuts deep at 11pm

Have fun, OP. Hope it goes well. Don’t forget your toothbrush!

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By *ean counter OP Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"Is it a fair distance from your home? Could be she's offering you somewhere to sleep if it's less hassle than getting home..but doesn't want you to think its a green light for sex

No not far at all, easy reach of a taxi. We will see if she's joking or not but I will respect her wishes either way

Good wouldn’t be great if you expected sex would it "

Of course not

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By *ean counter OP Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"Why don't you just ask her???"

We've been chatting for a while now and have had a few dates. She's full of innuendos so I'm not sure but I know I will be laughing all evening

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