FabSwingers.com forum: Alan extravaganza

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wheres all the alans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shearer. The GOAT.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shearer. The GOAT."
nanny goat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably sacking Lynn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best mate at Primary School was called Alan. Moved away never heard from him again. Bastard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alanis Morissette.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Alan Grant? Didn't he save the world from all those man eating, machine gun toting t-rexs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rickman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alan[nah] Myles

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Wheres all the alans "

Didn't you hear? There's a big Alan-off on tonight. It's a grudge match fight to the death type deal for who is the quintessential Alan.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're Fired !

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Alanis Morissette."

23 June - I can’t bloody wait to see her!!

J x

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Partridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought that's one of those old names that are dying out. Imagine holding 6 month old baby Alan who already has a receding hairline, a builders brew, and a short sleeve shirt tucked into his jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought that's one of those old names that are dying out. Imagine holding 6 month old baby Alan who already has a receding hairline, a builders brew, and a short sleeve shirt tucked into his jeans "
I came to say this but glad you beat me to it

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Alan Grant? Didn't he save the world from all those man eating, machine gun toting t-rexs?"

Yes, yes he did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinda like Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought that's one of those old names that are dying out. Imagine holding 6 month old baby Alan who already has a receding hairline, a builders brew, and a short sleeve shirt tucked into his jeans

Kinda like Steve

Good job my name is Estaban

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought that's one of those old names that are dying out. Imagine holding 6 month old baby Alan who already has a receding hairline, a builders brew, and a short sleeve shirt tucked into his jeans

Kinda like Steve

Good job my name is Estaban

Good job indeed

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Dont forget the Titchmarsh folks!

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Probably sacking Lynn "

For being disloyal?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I thought that's one of those old names that are dying out. Imagine holding 6 month old baby Alan who already has a receding hairline, a builders brew, and a short sleeve shirt tucked into his jeans

Kinda like Steve

Good job my name is Estaban

Gloria Estaban?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought that's one of those old names that are dying out. Imagine holding 6 month old baby Alan who already has a receding hairline, a builders brew, and a short sleeve shirt tucked into his jeans

Kinda like Steve

Good job my name is Estaban

Gloria Estaban?"

Alan Esteban

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought that's one of those old names that are dying out. Imagine holding 6 month old baby Alan who already has a receding hairline, a builders brew, and a short sleeve shirt tucked into his jeans

Kinda like Steve

Good job my name is Estaban

Gloria Estaban?"

I won’t tell any more than my first name in case some weirdo looks me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought that's one of those old names that are dying out. Imagine holding 6 month old baby Alan who already has a receding hairline, a builders brew, and a short sleeve shirt tucked into his jeans

Kinda like Steve

Good job my name is Estaban

Gloria Estaban?

I won’t tell any more than my first name in case some weirdo looks me up

I said I wouldn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought that's one of those old names that are dying out. Imagine holding 6 month old baby Alan who already has a receding hairline, a builders brew, and a short sleeve shirt tucked into his jeans

Kinda like Steve

Good job my name is Estaban

Gloria Estaban?

Alan Esteban "

Alan and Bertie sitting in a tree…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought that's one of those old names that are dying out. Imagine holding 6 month old baby Alan who already has a receding hairline, a builders brew, and a short sleeve shirt tucked into his jeans

Kinda like Steve

Good job my name is Estaban

Gloria Estaban?

Alan Esteban

Alan and Bertie sitting in a tree…"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought that's one of those old names that are dying out. Imagine holding 6 month old baby Alan who already has a receding hairline, a builders brew, and a short sleeve shirt tucked into his jeans

Kinda like Steve

Good job my name is Estaban

Gloria Estaban?

I won’t tell any more than my first name in case some weirdo looks me up

I said I wouldn't!

That’s why I told you everything. Including my long card number, expiry date and the number on the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about Allan Saint-Maximin? He’s got to be one of the coolest Allan/Alan’s?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Hansen......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN

This place needs gifs

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By *reamblueMan
over a year ago

London

"Dont forget the Titchmarsh folks!"

He once said "rose cunted glasses" live on tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe in Alans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Alan

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN

This place needs gifs

That's not Alan that's Steve

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Damn I thought it said Anal Extravaganza…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn I thought it said Anal Extravaganza…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an Alan and the proper spelling and the biggest alan you will see is a bloke called alan ritchson(jack reacher series) x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am an Alan and the proper spelling and the biggest alan you will see is a bloke called alan ritchson(jack reacher series) x"
alan of the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alannah Currie close enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPepCVepCg

"Alan! Alan! Alan!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPepCVepCg

"Alan! Alan! Alan!""

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN

This place needs gifs

No, it’s Steve!- STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN

This place needs gifs

No, it’s Steve!- STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE "
if steve wants to be extravagant he can do it on the steve extravaganza

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"Wheres all the alans

Didn't you hear? There's a big Alan-off on tonight. It's a grudge match fight to the death type deal for who is the quintessential Alan.

Mrs TMN x"

Nobody told me , a little peeved to be honest

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Carr

Davies

Ladd

Was there an Alan in the Thunderbirds?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carr

Davies

Ladd

Was there an Alan in the Thunderbirds?"
good alans

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think it was a dead thread

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

gone for a walk to the petrol station to get some windscreen washer liquid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on alans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just re-read this whole thread and now the name Alan has lost all meaning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on alans"

Minter....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alan Brazil

Alan Taylor

Alan Turing

Alan Carr

enough.....?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Alan? Alan? Alan? Alan?

Oh that’s Steve that…

Steve? Steve? Steve? Steve?

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Alan? Alan? Alan? Alan?

Oh that’s Steve that…

Steve? Steve? Steve? Steve? "

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I know an Alun which is the Welsh version of Alan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alan Ladd

Now I come to think of it, Ive never even seen an Alan on Tinder.

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By *eard and TattsCouple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

"Probably sacking Lynn

For being disloyal?"

No for pretending to be his wife

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By *eard and TattsCouple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

"I know an Alun which is the Welsh version of Alan. "

I work with an alun. Lazy Welsh cunt

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By *lan4FFUUNNMan
over a year ago

Genoa Italy and Liverpool

Alan here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its time for another round of alan extravaganza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad. And for that reason I'll never meet an Alan lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The perennial question, which is better, Alan or Alan2?

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"Alan here

We might be related what with us having the same surname

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alan here

We might be related what with us having the same surname "
good chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just in time for Christmas.

I missed all things anal extravagant during my hiatus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just in time for Christmas.

I missed all things anal extravagant during my hiatus.

Hianus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

just in time for Christmas.

I missed all things anal extravagant during my hiatus.

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its the future ps its alan

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Hi.

Is this the anal extravaganza thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi.

Is this the anal extravaganza thread? "

Depends who’s asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the voice of the balls Alan Dedicoat

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Hi.

Is this the anal extravaganza thread? "

Might be

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