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"About 30 seconds your inbox will be filled with rampant women waiting to ravage you..... Darn it I must have dozed off and daydreamed ??" Oohhh goody. I’ve just warmed him up ready  | |||
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"About 30 seconds your inbox will be filled with rampant women waiting to ravage you..... Darn it I must have dozed off and daydreamed ?? Oohhh goody. I’ve just warmed him up ready "Didn't respond for 4 minutes. You had sex 6 times?  | |||
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"Rex will be along soon to give you your complimentary bumming. Unless he's changed his name again... that might be awkward
LvM"I don’t like the sound of this Rex dude  | |||
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"How long do I have to wait before the sex starts?
Love and Peen "Oh you're too far away, dammit | |||
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"Put your wellies on you will be up to your knees in clunge soon....." I hope so. It’s £5 I could of spent on heating my sausages tonight  | |||
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"Scchhhwwwwwoooooonnnnnnnn
Titwank? "Bum? | |||
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"£5 don't get you much these days" Hopefully it will buy me love | |||
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"About 30 seconds your inbox will be filled with rampant women waiting to ravage you..... Darn it I must have dozed off and daydreamed ?? Oohhh goody. I’ve just warmed him up ready
Didn't respond for 4 minutes.
You had sex 6 times? "Nooooo, it takes that long to get blood in it these days  | |||
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"How long do I have to wait before the sex starts?
Love and Peen
Oh you're too far away, dammit"The story of my life but I would | |||
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"Scchhhwwwwwoooooonnnnnnnn
Titwank?
Bum? "Yes once we’ve finished the titwank | |||
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"In Have you paid your £5er? Do you accept PayPal?" Noooo not me, you need to pay Mr and Mrs Fabs couple | |||
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"In 3 seconds this thread will self destruct " My inbox is melting | |||
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"Are you drowning in horny clunge yet? " Just dick pics | |||
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"£5 don't get you much these days Hopefully it will buy me love "It'll buy a box of chocolates. Maybe you could use them as bait. | |||
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"£5 don't get you much these days Hopefully it will buy me love
It'll buy a box of chocolates. Maybe you could use them as bait."Oh god no. I don’t want a relationship | |||
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"In Have you paid your £5er? Do you accept PayPal? Noooo not me, you need to pay Mr and Mrs Fabs couple "Your honesty is commendable. We haven’t missed a payment to them since we joined. | |||
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"In Have you paid your £5er? Do you accept PayPal? Noooo not me, you need to pay Mr and Mrs Fabs couple
Your honesty is commendable. We haven’t missed a payment to them since we joined."You must be getting it on tap then  | |||
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"Once you get back from the Chippie  "I’ve spent the £5er at the chippy now | |||
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"Put your wellies on you will be up to your knees in clunge soon..... I hope so. It’s £5 I could of spent on heating my sausages tonight "I thought you wanted to get your sausage hot?  | |||
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"Put your wellies on you will be up to your knees in clunge soon..... I hope so. It’s £5 I could of spent on heating my sausages tonight
I thought you wanted to get your sausage hot? "I do. I want to get it wet as well | |||
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"I’ve been knocking on your door for ages  "You need to press the bell, I’m in the kitchen | |||
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"Put your wellies on you will be up to your knees in clunge soon..... I hope so. It’s £5 I could of spent on heating my sausages tonight
I thought you wanted to get your sausage hot?
I do. I want to get it wet as well "Batter it? | |||
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"Put your wellies on you will be up to your knees in clunge soon..... I hope so. It’s £5 I could of spent on heating my sausages tonight
I thought you wanted to get your sausage hot?
I do. I want to get it wet as well
Batter it?"I’m hoping for some fanny batter on my sausage. That’s exactly why I’m here | |||
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"Well if you turn up at the bins behind Asda later, tonight my friend "You show off shopping at the posh shops | |||
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"In Have you paid your £5er? Do you accept PayPal? Noooo not me, you need to pay Mr and Mrs Fabs couple
Your honesty is commendable. We haven’t missed a payment to them since we joined.
You must be getting it on tap then "Yeah but it’s like Fosters. Tastes like piss | |||
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"Put your wellies on you will be up to your knees in clunge soon..... I hope so. It’s £5 I could of spent on heating my sausages tonight
I thought you wanted to get your sausage hot?
I do. I want to get it wet as well
Batter it?
I’m hoping for some fanny batter on my sausage. That’s exactly why I’m here "I know an elderly woman who will be up for it | |||
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"In Have you paid your £5er? Do you accept PayPal? Noooo not me, you need to pay Mr and Mrs Fabs couple
Your honesty is commendable. We haven’t missed a payment to them since we joined.
You must be getting it on tap then
Yeah but it’s like Fosters. Tastes like piss "Ah, you need a gold pass then | |||
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"Put your wellies on you will be up to your knees in clunge soon..... I hope so. It’s £5 I could of spent on heating my sausages tonight
I thought you wanted to get your sausage hot?
I do. I want to get it wet as well
Batter it?
I’m hoping for some fanny batter on my sausage. That’s exactly why I’m here
I know an elderly woman who will be up for it "If she’s 51 or over then she’s too old for me  | |||
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"£5? The hot sex only comes with the Platinum membership, yer tight bugger" I’m saving up for one of those. I was hoping I might get an introductory shag in the meantime | |||
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"Scchhhwwwwwoooooonnnnnnnn
#FuckYes"I love playing matchmaker, go get her tiger | |||
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"Put your wellies on you will be up to your knees in clunge soon..... I hope so. It’s £5 I could of spent on heating my sausages tonight
I thought you wanted to get your sausage hot?
I do. I want to get it wet as well
Batter it?
I’m hoping for some fanny batter on my sausage. That’s exactly why I’m here
I know an elderly woman who will be up for it
If she’s 51 or over then she’s too old for me "Nora and I will try and bear the disappointment... | |||
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"I can only use a card to pay. What does £15 get me? Anal extravaganza? " You get your own anal harem! | |||
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"I can only use a card to pay. What does £15 get me? Anal extravaganza? You get your own anal harem! " Hot damn! | |||
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"Put your wellies on you will be up to your knees in clunge soon..... I hope so. It’s £5 I could of spent on heating my sausages tonight
I thought you wanted to get your sausage hot?
I do. I want to get it wet as well
Batter it?
I’m hoping for some fanny batter on my sausage. That’s exactly why I’m here
I know an elderly woman who will be up for it
If she’s 51 or over then she’s too old for me
Nora and I will try and bear the disappointment... "There’ll be a 35 year old elderly gentleman along soon to ‘sort’ you both out | |||
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"You've wasted your fiver, times are hard, I'd of met you for 50p, well maybe
Ruby"Hopefully I can get a refund and meet you twice then | |||
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"Put your wellies on you will be up to your knees in clunge soon..... I hope so. It’s £5 I could of spent on heating my sausages tonight
I thought you wanted to get your sausage hot?
I do. I want to get it wet as well
Batter it?
I’m hoping for some fanny batter on my sausage. That’s exactly why I’m here
I know an elderly woman who will be up for it
If she’s 51 or over then she’s too old for me
Nora and I will try and bear the disappointment...
There’ll be a 35 year old elderly gentleman along soon to ‘sort’ you both out " | |||
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"Put your gash I mean mushroom as your profile pic. "What do I get in return? | |||
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"I can only use a card to pay. What does £15 get me? Anal extravaganza? " No that gets you Alan extravaganza | |||
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"5. I thought it was 15?
Am I getting a bum deal here?"Play your cards right | |||
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"£5 don't get you much these days Hopefully it will buy me love
It'll buy a box of chocolates. Maybe you could use them as bait.
Oh god no. I don’t want a relationship "OK then keep it causal and buy two bags of pork scratchings. (Although to be fair I'm sure we had pork scratching on my first Fab meet with My Girl and now I'm engaged to her. But sure that's just the exception that proves the rule) | |||
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"5. I thought it was 15?
Am I getting a bum deal here?
Play your cards right "Hahah. I really do need to choose my words more carefully don’t I? | |||
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"£5 don't get you much these days Hopefully it will buy me love
It'll buy a box of chocolates. Maybe you could use them as bait.
Oh god no. I don’t want a relationship
OK then keep it causal and buy two bags of pork scratchings.
(Although to be fair I'm sure we had pork scratching on my first Fab meet with My Girl and now I'm engaged to her. But sure that's just the exception that proves the rule)"I love a lady with pig breath | |||
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"5. I thought it was 15?
Am I getting a bum deal here?
Play your cards right
Hahah. I really do need to choose my words more carefully don’t I? "Don’t worry I’ll be the careful one | |||
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"If you give the mods a blowjob they let you have all the site benefits at a price of nothing. I can't believe you didn't know this." I’m a newbie, I’ve only been here 6 years | |||
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"If you give the mods a blowjob they let you have all the site benefits at a price of nothing. I can't believe you didn't know this. I’m a newbie, I’ve only been here 6 years "Give it another six and I'm sure you'll get a meet and some sex. Xx | |||
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"If you give the mods a blowjob they let you have all the site benefits at a price of nothing. I can't believe you didn't know this. I’m a newbie, I’ve only been here 6 years
Give it another six and I'm sure you'll get a meet and some sex. Xx "I love how you’ve always got my back. We’re so compatible, we’re like brown sauce on a Greggs sausage roll | |||
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"If you give the mods a blowjob they let you have all the site benefits at a price of nothing. I can't believe you didn't know this. I’m a newbie, I’ve only been here 6 years
Give it another six and I'm sure you'll get a meet and some sex. Xx
I love how you’ve always got my back. We’re so compatible, we’re like brown sauce on a Greggs sausage roll "Please don't talk to me about Greggs I no longer have access to it and my heart is fucking broken Please come to my house with Greggs sausage roll and I will dip it into your magic brown sauce. Xxx | |||
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"Immediately isn’t it??
I admire your optimism "Always glass half full | |||
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"If you give the mods a blowjob they let you have all the site benefits at a price of nothing. I can't believe you didn't know this. I’m a newbie, I’ve only been here 6 years
Give it another six and I'm sure you'll get a meet and some sex. Xx
I love how you’ve always got my back. We’re so compatible, we’re like brown sauce on a Greggs sausage roll
Please don't talk to me about Greggs I no longer have access to it and my heart is fucking broken
Please come to my house with Greggs sausage roll and I will dip it into your magic brown sauce.
Xxx"I’ll get us a custard slice as well | |||
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"Immediately isn’t it??
I admire your optimism
Always glass half full "I really do hope so, I’m looking to find ‘the one’ | |||
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"£5 don't get you much these days Hopefully it will buy me love
It'll buy a box of chocolates. Maybe you could use them as bait.
Oh god no. I don’t want a relationship
OK then keep it causal and buy two bags of pork scratchings.
(Although to be fair I'm sure we had pork scratching on my first Fab meet with My Girl and now I'm engaged to her. But sure that's just the exception that proves the rule)
I love a lady with pig breath "Too late mate, I've licked her therfore she is mine. | |||
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"Put your wellies on you will be up to your knees in clunge soon....." His wellies are full of pee, unfortunately | |||
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"I paid just to see what ladies were viewing me, turned out only guys haha" Might just be checking out their competition | |||
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"I paid just to see what ladies were viewing me, turned out only guys haha Might just be checking out their competition" No mostly gay or bi men lol | |||
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"How long do I have to wait before the sex starts?
Love and Peen "Bend over. | |||
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"5. I thought it was 15?
Am I getting a bum deal here?
Play your cards right
Hahah. I really do need to choose my words more carefully don’t I?
Don’t worry I’ll be the careful one "Are you going to type in my card details and not pay for the wrong option. Is that what you meant? … | |||
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"How long do I have to wait before the sex starts?
Love and Peen "Waiting doen't work.. | |||
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"o/p how is the orgy going? "He has been inundated with offers and is currently very busy | |||
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"o/p how is the orgy going?
He has been inundated with offers and is currently very busy "he might go unlos, dealing with all the messages is a full time job and not enough time for sex | |||
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"How long do I have to wait before the sex starts?
Love and Peen "Sorry, you have to go platinum level to get the sex. Invite only. | |||
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" Someone say orgy?! "All male orgy. Just the way the OP likes them | |||
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" Someone say orgy?!
All male orgy. Just the way the OP likes them "Sounds ‘not’. I’m out | |||
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" Someone say orgy?!
All male orgy. Just the way the OP likes them "Can still watch though, right?! | |||
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"You can have me anytime You just don’t ask " Wish I could have you anytime id 100% ask | |||
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"You can have me anytime You just don’t ask Wish I could have you anytime id 100% ask "Thought Mr Mystique was back for a minute, glad I misread, fuck that dude | |||
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"You can have me anytime You just don’t ask Wish I could have you anytime id 100% ask "Do I know you?? | |||
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"You can have me anytime You just don’t ask Wish I could have you anytime id 100% ask
Thought Mr Mystique was back for a minute, glad I misread, fuck that dude " | |||
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"Sending a care package of lukazade, dextro energy, oranges chopped in quarters and more Johnnys. Keep going chief. " And cake  ...all good care must include cake! | |||
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"Sending a care package of lukazade, dextro energy, oranges chopped in quarters and more Johnnys. Keep going chief. " ... and lube too, surely? | |||
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"How long do I have to wait before the sex starts?
Love and Peen "At least you’ve received a message fella | |||
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"Sending a care package of lukazade, dextro energy, oranges chopped in quarters and more Johnnys. Keep going chief. ... and lube too, surely? "He gets the lady's moist enough... Yes, I dropped the M word. | |||
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"Sending a care package of lukazade, dextro energy, oranges chopped in quarters and more Johnnys. Keep going chief. ... and lube too, surely?
He gets the lady's moist enough...
Yes, I dropped the M word. "**shudder** | |||
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"No sure OP, I've paid lots of £5s and all I ever seem to get are morons asking to 'chat'. Place is full of wankers "Harsh x | |||
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"No sure OP, I've paid lots of £5s and all I ever seem to get are morons asking to 'chat'. Place is full of wankers ""Can I ask you a question?" | |||
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