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I’ve decided I’m winning £164m on Euromilliims tonight, so …

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.. how can you tempt me to share my wealth with you?

I reckon I could get by on £160m to be fair, so there’s £4m up for grabs…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Euro what!?! FFS. And I haven’t even been drinking …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yours sounds like a scam game, I'm gonna chance my luck and play the euromillions instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will comment 30 times on every thread you make from now on so you’ll always seem popular.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Save your money OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality blowjob

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yours sounds like a scam game, I'm gonna chance my luck and play the euromillions instead. "

definitely not a scam, they take entry very seriously, I had to give all my bank details and a copy of my passport before I could play. Now THATS online security!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will comment 30 times on every thread you make from now on so you’ll always seem popular."

£250k* is yours!

(* if I win £164m!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Save your money OP"

To be fair, the best possible advice on any gambling thread

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

You could come to our wedding

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quality blowjob "

Floro gets a share! Exactly how much will depend on the actual quality.. that’s a very subjective word isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could come to our wedding "

And have a slice of the cake? Done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will be all needed for the electric bills by christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id just ask nicely and say please, the blowjob comes after the payment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It will be all needed for the electric bills by christmas"

Shit, that’s true!! Ok, I’m reducing the cut to £2m!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am priceless..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id just ask nicely and say please, the blowjob comes after the payment "

Well you see, manners are a rare commodity these days so you definitely get a share*!

(* If I win! )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am priceless.. "

Everyone has a price .. £100k if you’ll sing me a song?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id just ask nicely and say please, the blowjob comes after the payment

Well you see, manners are a rare commodity these days so you definitely get a share*!

(* If I win! )"

Why thank you

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I'll send you a message every day, so you'll feel like you are popular . I'll be happy with a small share, maybe a £1000

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll send you a message every day, so you'll feel like you are popular . I'll be happy with a small share, maybe a £1000 "

My inbox is so barren tell you what you can have £69k

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area


"I'll send you a message every day, so you'll feel like you are popular . I'll be happy with a small share, maybe a £1000

My inbox is so barren tell you what you can have £69k

"

69 you say ? I'm up for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll send you a message every day, so you'll feel like you are popular . I'll be happy with a small share, maybe a £1000

My inbox is so barren tell you what you can have £69k

69 you say ? I'm up for that "

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Hey Dan, sorry to burst your bubble but I've just bought the winning ticket.

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Dan, sorry to burst your bubble but I've just bought the winning ticket.

Ruby"

If I give you a tickle can I have £100, purrrlease?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"Hey Dan, sorry to burst your bubble but I've just bought the winning ticket.

Ruby

If I give you a tickle can I have £100, purrrlease? "

Purrrfect deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am priceless..

Everyone has a price .. £100k if you’ll sing me a song? "

As I say priceless..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am priceless..

Everyone has a price .. £100k if you’ll sing me a song?

As I say priceless.. "

heartbreaker x

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"You could come to our wedding

And have a slice of the cake? Done! "

Of course

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


".. how can you tempt me to share my wealth with you?

I reckon I could get by on £160m to be fair, so there’s £4m up for grabs… "

Enjoy your winnings... though it would be nice if you could donate them spare 4 million to a good charity

Cal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".. how can you tempt me to share my wealth with you?

I reckon I could get by on £160m to be fair, so there’s £4m up for grabs…

Enjoy your winnings... though it would be nice if you could donate them spare 4 million to a good charity

Cal"

Pah! I’m keeping it all to myself and spending it on a life of excess and luxury!! Except the sex bribe money. Charity begins at home and all that!

(Ah ok then .. AND I’ll set up a charitable trust! )

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I've felt like I've already won it. Don't want to boast too much, but I'm £90 in credit on the gas / electric account.

Mind you, I'm a woman poscessed, my daily routine is going round, unplugging, turning off and checking 'if we don't need it, turn it off'. Aged 49, never used a washing line. Always tumbled dryed everything! Even during heatwaves. Pfft, pegs are now my best freind. Have you smelt fresh line dreid washing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've felt like I've already won it. Don't want to boast too much, but I'm £90 in credit on the gas / electric account.

Mind you, I'm a woman poscessed, my daily routine is going round, unplugging, turning off and checking 'if we don't need it, turn it off'. Aged 49, never used a washing line. Always tumbled dryed everything! Even during heatwaves. Pfft, pegs are now my best freind. Have you smelt fresh line dreid washing? "

Can’t beat that fresh line dried smell can you? Mind you I’ve ironed the bedsheets before now and found bird poo on it. That’s the downside!

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole


"I've felt like I've already won it. Don't want to boast too much, but I'm £90 in credit on the gas / electric account.

Mind you, I'm a woman poscessed, my daily routine is going round, unplugging, turning off and checking 'if we don't need it, turn it off'. Aged 49, never used a washing line. Always tumbled dryed everything! Even during heatwaves. Pfft, pegs are now my best freind. Have you smelt fresh line dreid washing?

Can’t beat that fresh line dried smell can you? Mind you I’ve ironed the bedsheets before now and found bird poo on it. That’s the downside! "

, think yourself lucky. You don't live near the sea like we do. Trerdactols, for seagulls. Have you seen their poop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ughnjj I bought 3 tickets. Or at least I thought I did. Turns out I got to the bit where you top up your online account and then forgot to actually click "buy". I'm literally too stupid to be a millionaire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ughnjj I bought 3 tickets. Or at least I thought I did. Turns out I got to the bit where you top up your online account and then forgot to actually click "buy". I'm literally too stupid to be a millionaire "

It’s all good though as you never would have won, because I’ve decided I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ughnjj I bought 3 tickets. Or at least I thought I did. Turns out I got to the bit where you top up your online account and then forgot to actually click "buy". I'm literally too stupid to be a millionaire

It’s all good though as you never would have won, because I’ve decided I am "

You mean you haven't checked yet?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ughnjj I bought 3 tickets. Or at least I thought I did. Turns out I got to the bit where you top up your online account and then forgot to actually click "buy". I'm literally too stupid to be a millionaire

It’s all good though as you never would have won, because I’ve decided I am

You mean you haven't checked yet?! "

I’ll wait for my “good news!” email from Camelot in the morning. It’s on it’s way, I’m sure!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Change of plan, folks. Sorry.

Can anyone lend me a tenner?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Commiserations Dan. I'll put the kettle on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Commiserations Dan. I'll put the kettle on."

Thanks m’darlin. 2 sugars please

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Won £3.70

Wish they would tell you in the email rather than getting your hopes high.

Going on tonights lucky dip.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Won £3.70

Wish they would tell you in the email rather than getting your hopes high.

Going on tonights lucky dip.

"

“We have good news about your lottery ticket” = we have mediocre news about your lottery ticket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am priceless..

Everyone has a price .. £100k if you’ll sing me a song?

As I say priceless..

heartbreaker x "

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

UK

Nobody won it. Its 186 million on Tuesday

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