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"Ladies, do you also give the petrol pump a little wiggle after you've finished putting petrol in or is it just a man thing?" I do this .... | |||
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"Ladies, do you also give the petrol pump a little wiggle after you've finished putting petrol in or is it just a man thing?" I wiggle  | |||
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"So stupid question of the day. Ladies when riding a bike is it ever pleasurable if you get the saddle in right position and say your going down a bumpy road with lots of vibration? Or is it my man's brain thinking it should be?" No, more often than not you end up with sore or numb fanny lips... ha ha | |||
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"Ladies, do you feel like you are missing out on not being able to sent cock pics randomly to people you’ve never spoken to? " That's an odd question? I can send cock pics to anyone I like. I just steal them first.  | |||
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"Ladies, if you had a cock would you helicopter it clockwise or anti-clockwise? " Clockwise for me. I've visualised it.  | |||
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"Ladies, if you had a cock would you helicopter it clockwise or anti-clockwise? " Obviously it depends on which hemisphere your on! | |||
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"Ladies, if you had a cock would you helicopter it clockwise or anti-clockwise? Clockwise for me. I've visualised it. "Correct answer. | |||
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"Ladies, has anyone of you ever bought a cucumber and never checked the girth before with your wanking hand? " No but I do check that it's at least 2 hands high with the tip poking out  x | |||
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"Ladies, if you had a cock would you helicopter it clockwise or anti-clockwise? Clockwise for me. I've visualised it.
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"Gentleman.....if you had lady bits, Which ones would you play with more?? x" Wait? How many vaginas have women got? | |||
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"Ladies, if on your wedding day you met the best man and he looked like Jason Mamoa, how long would it take you to cancel the wedding?" I'd marry them both. | |||
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"Ladies do you just wish you could just whip it out like a man and pee at times?" Yes it's a pain when out hiking and using a shewee | |||
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"Gentleman.....if you had lady bits, Which ones would you play with more?? x Wait? How many vaginas have women got?" I have some spare in the cupboard  | |||
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"What’s it like to have multiple orgasms" Bloody marvellous x | |||
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"What’s it like to have multiple orgasms" Exhausting but satisfying | |||
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"Gentleman.....if you had lady bits, Which ones would you play with more?? x Wait? How many vaginas have women got? I have some spare in the cupboard "I’d play with the first one the most. I wasn’t aware of the other ones so I wouldn’t be missing out | |||
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"Ladies, if on your wedding day you met the best man and he looked like Jason Mamoa, how long would it take you to cancel the wedding?" An hour. The groom would understand, right? | |||
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"Ladies, if on your wedding day you met the best man and he looked like Jason Mamoa, how long would it take you to cancel the wedding? An hour. The groom would understand, right?" If he didn’t he’s just selfish | |||
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"Ladies, if on your wedding day you met the best man and he looked like Jason Mamoa, how long would it take you to cancel the wedding? An hour. The groom would understand, right? If he didn’t he’s just selfish "Yeah! Bastard. | |||
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"Ladies why TF do you decide you want to have a conversation as soon as the football kicks off? "We're taught at a young age when is the most inappropriate time to start talking for maximum annoyance is. | |||
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"Does your Willy dip in the water when your sat on the loo" I wish | |||
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"Ladies, do you also give the petrol pump a little wiggle after you've finished putting petrol in or is it just a man thing?" I do | |||
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"Does your Willy dip in the water when your sat on the loo" Only if I forget to put the seat down | |||
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"Does your Willy dip in the water when your sat on the loo Only if I forget to put the seat down " | |||
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"Does your Willy dip in the water when your sat on the loo" Drew's does  | |||
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"Does your Willy dip in the water when your sat on the loo" Yeah if I sit down it has done | |||
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"Does your Willy dip in the water when your sat on the loo Drew's does "Haha thanks beat me to it | |||
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"Does your Willy dip in the water when your sat on the loo Drew's does "Told ya | |||
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"Gentleman.....if you had lady bits, Which ones would you play with more?? x" Boobs of course! | |||
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"Men. Why do some of you put your fingers in our mouths and what exactly do you expect us to do with it? " I know, idiots. Fucking hoped they washed them first but you know they haven't by the smell. | |||
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"What’s it like to have multiple orgasms" Painful apparently. | |||
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"Men. Why do some of you put your fingers in our mouths and what exactly do you expect us to do with it? " We do it to stop you whinging | |||
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"Men, do you see your partner as a woman or something that should be in home bargains. Like an alarm clock, a calendar or a cleaning product. Bizarre." None of the above. She’s just the person who makes my tea | |||
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"Does your Willy dip in the water when your sat on the loo" No, but it sometimes touches the inside of the bowl  | |||
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"Men, do you see your partner as a woman or something that should be in home bargains. Like an alarm clock, a calendar or a cleaning product. Bizarre." Wouldn't shop in home bargains, are they available in John Lewis?? | |||
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"Do you know where mens eyes are going when they look at you " Usually the boobs | |||
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"Men, do you see your partner as a woman or something that should be in home bargains. Like an alarm clock, a calendar or a cleaning product. Bizarre." I see her as a woman who is always in home bargains | |||
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"Ladies, do you feel like you are missing out on not being able to sent cock pics randomly to people you’ve never spoken to? That's an odd question? I can send cock pics to anyone I like. I just steal them first. "It’s not the same though is it | |||
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"So stupid question of the day. Ladies when riding a bike is it ever pleasurable if you get the saddle in right position and say your going down a bumpy road with lots of vibration? Or is it my man's brain thinking it should be?" That depends on if your nether regions are broken in to the saddle or not. If they are then it can be quite pleasurable, if not it bloody hurts and our face will be like  | |||
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"Gentleman.....if you had lady bits, Which ones would you play with more?? x" Definitely the pussy | |||
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"What’s it like to have multiple orgasms" Euphoric | |||
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"Ladies, do you feel like you are missing out on not being able to sent cock pics randomly to people you’ve never spoken to? " 100% feel like I’ve been robbed! J. (The Mrs) | |||
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"What’s it like to have multiple orgasms" Men can have multiple orgasms too  | |||
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"Ladies, do you feel like you are missing out on not being able to sent cock pics randomly to people you’ve never spoken to? That's an odd question? I can send cock pics to anyone I like. I just steal them first.
It’s not the same though is it "How would I know? | |||
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"Ladies, do you also give the petrol pump a little wiggle after you've finished putting petrol in or is it just a man thing?" Yep need to get every last drop | |||
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"Ladies, do you also give the petrol pump a little wiggle after you've finished putting petrol in or is it just a man thing?" Always. Can't be dripping everywhere now can we | |||
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"Ladies do you just wish you could just whip it out like a man and pee at times?" God yes!! Be a bloody life saver! | |||
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