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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here is a very serious thread amongst all the daft ones. Please give it your serious consideration and contribution.

I am creating a hybrid creature to challenge man as the Earth's dominant species. Mainly because I want to see a bit of a shake-up but also because I have a lurgee and am slightly delirious.

Due to my chemistry and bilogy skills being a little rusty, I can only accept suggestions for up to a three-animal cocktail.

I started with this combo: A fox for cunningness/audacity, a dolphin for overall intelligence/capability at sea and a polar bear for strength/murderous instinct. The problem with it came when the polar bear element got peckish and attacked the dolphin element. Strictly speaking is was a murder/suicide.

SENSIBLE suggestions only please.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This will require serious thought. I'll get back to you after I've had sausage and mash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how the hell can you answer that sensibly

i mean your talking crossing a bear and a marine mammal ffs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will ponder too after shepherds pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"will ponder too after shepherds pie "

Ahemmm I don't see you sat around my table as that's what I'm having lol x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"how the hell can you answer that sensibly

i mean your talking crossing a bear and a marine mammal ffs lol"

It is a very swimmy bear to give him and his delirium credit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"how the hell can you answer that sensibly

i mean your talking crossing a bear and a marine mammal ffs lol"

Yes I am Naughty, yes I am......

Welcome friends, to my evil mind.

B.. Brooa...Broaaooahhwwahhhaaahha !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A flying elephant that shits with the rapidity of a rabbit would certainly have humankind running for cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine is a griffon, they actually exist anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would cross a chimpanzee with a human

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"i would cross a chimpanzee with a human"

He's already on Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i would cross a chimpanzee with a human"

"no.no.no.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about alligator falcon and human

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah give chimps vocal cords so they can talk, maybe people would stop killing them then

its a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah give chimps vocal cords so they can talk, maybe people would stop killing them then

its a thought "

same for bacon i think...but och...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about alligator falcon and human

"

I’m sure that’s already been done on Scooby Doo…. And he would have got away with it too, if it weren’t for those darn pesky kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about alligator falcon and human

I’m sure that’s already been done on Scooby Doo…. And he would have got away with it too, if it weren’t for those darn pesky kids "

Damn back to the drawing board

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"i would cross a chimpanzee with a human

He's already on Fab!"

Fairly sure I've met him

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Right, I've had dinner and given this virtually no thought Sorry Whacky!

Opposable thumbs are essential. Texting is really difficult without them. Most of the Earth is water so being comfortable in water is important. Speed and flight would also be good. It would also be handy to have lots of hands for multitasking.

So, chimp, octopus, eagle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, chimp, octopus, eagle."

Ah yes - The chimpoctopeagle.

It's a goer for sure.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

"will ponder too after shepherds pie "

Ahemmm I don't see you sat around my table as that's what I'm having lol x

"

ooooooo the telepathy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"will ponder too after shepherds pie "

Oi Minxie, less scoffing, more inventiveness please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, chimp, octopus, eagle.

Ah yes - The chimpoctopeagle.

It's a goer for sure....."

just a tiny flaw here - maybe - wouldnt the eagle try to eat the octopus being fishy like ...............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will ponder too after shepherds pie

Oi Minxie, less scoffing, more inventiveness please."

oh ok am thinking now BIG TIME !!!!! sorry thinks I need a lie down now ........ that hurt way tooo much

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"So, chimp, octopus, eagle.

Ah yes - The chimpoctopeagle.

It's a goer for sure.....

just a tiny flaw here - maybe - wouldnt the eagle try to eat the octopus being fishy like ............... "

Not a tiddly octopus - a gert big 'un. The head is chimp anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oh ok am thinking now BIG TIME !!!!! sorry thinks I need a lie down now ........ that hurt way tooo much "

Thought I could smell burning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, chimp, octopus, eagle.

Ah yes - The chimpoctopeagle.

It's a goer for sure.....

just a tiny flaw here - maybe - wouldnt the eagle try to eat the octopus being fishy like ...............

Not a tiddly octopus - a gert big 'un. The head is chimp anyway."

Oh u work your way down the list - dohhhhhhhhhhhh didnt think of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh ok am thinking now BIG TIME !!!!! sorry thinks I need a lie down now ........ that hurt way tooo much

Thought I could smell burning "

There is nothing wooden about me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how many legs does this thing have to have ?????? and would the body have to support a head? just asking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"how many legs does this thing have to have ?????? and would the body have to support a head? just asking "

I'm having a bit of difficulty sketching it out I must admit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could we have a cat head - cos they look cute, a horses body cos they are sleek, shiny and strong and a hippos legs cos they can swim too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great white for being the ultimate predator. Peregrine falcon for being the fastest animal on the planet. And a Kaola bear for cuteness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh bum, I might have misunderstood the concept of this ............ maybe the cat head will have to go and have a dragons head instead - a proper one that breathes fire of course

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"how many legs does this thing have to have ?????? and would the body have to support a head? just asking

I'm having a bit of difficulty sketching it out I must admit."

I am a little concerned about both of you. Minxie has been poorly for five weeks. You have been poorly for ? (well, whatever it is you are a man and it's bound to feel like ages). You're overthinking it.

Look at the Duckbilled Platypus. Need I say anymore?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"how many legs does this thing have to have ?????? and would the body have to support a head? just asking

I'm having a bit of difficulty sketching it out I must admit.

I am a little concerned about both of you. Minxie has been poorly for five weeks. You have been poorly for ? (well, whatever it is you are a man and it's bound to feel like ages). You're overthinking it.

Look at the Duckbilled Platypus. Need I say anymore?"

I have to really think about this - I've got to create it in the laboratory of my dark and menacing castle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, chimp, octopus, eagle.

Ah yes - The chimpoctopeagle.

It's a goer for sure....."

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hmm, once you've gene spliced this sucker, I suggest we approach tesco's, perfect Sunday roasting joint, part poultry, low in fat , part fish, high in omega oils & bit of red meat protein & a leg for everyone ! EUREKA

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, chimp, octopus, eagle.

Ah yes - The chimpoctopeagle.

It's a goer for sure.....

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hmm, once you've gene spliced this sucker, I suggest we approach tesco's, perfect Sunday roasting joint, part poultry, low in fat , part fish, high in omega oils & bit of red meat protein & a leg for everyone ! EUREKA "

Bloody smashing idea. My slight concern is that if it goes a bit mad, it will wipe out the human race so we'll not be about to enjoy a tasty roast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rhino with a gummi bear and bee, giving a nice dildoesque horn, with lots of vibration power

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, chimp, octopus, eagle.

Ah yes - The chimpoctopeagle.

It's a goer for sure.....

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hmm, once you've gene spliced this sucker, I suggest we approach tesco's, perfect Sunday roasting joint, part poultry, low in fat , part fish, high in omega oils & bit of red meat protein & a leg for everyone ! EUREKA

Bloody smashing idea. My slight concern is that if it goes a bit mad, it will wipe out the human race so we'll not be about to enjoy a tasty roast. "

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hmm there's always that possibility, however, think the positives outweigh the negatives, remember when that most benign of critters, the cow, went mad, took a few peeps out, but we never lost the faith ! roast beef mmmmmm

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By *ctavius StuntMan
over a year ago

london

Man earths dominant species rolmfao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hmm there's always that possibility, however, think the positives outweigh the negatives, remember when that most benign of critters, the cow, went mad, took a few peeps out, but we never lost the faith ! roast beef mmmmmm "

I do remember that and yes, they remain as tasty as ever. BUT....have you now seen THIS.....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2220951/Pensioner-trampled-death-cows-walked-dog-field.html

Theeeeey're baaaaaaack

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