FabSwingers.com forum: New Unit of Cock Measurement

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can anybody enlighten us as to why aerosol cans seem to be the new unit of cock measurement?

I've seen a few "Lynx and a half"'ers on here, not to mention the exceptional "Natrel Plus a couple of inches".

Ladies must be impressed at their length, girth and the fact they require deodorant too (and seemingly use it!)

Converseley, are their depth gauges on dildo's and vibrator's for women too? Do we need to estimate the volume of the vaginal area? That's some pretty complex maths and I'm not sure many ladies would find it attractive if you go down on them with a slide rule, maths book and calculator.

I'm more a Gillette Gel kind of guy; not massively long but quite wide and if your turn it on right, the end gets all wet and sticky.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I don't see many sky remotes, lynx cans, or toy dinosaurs on the profiles I view, but the worst one I saw was a VERY obviously shopped can of Raid next to the guys cock. Wouldn't it have been easier to just get a can?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't see many sky remotes, lynx cans, or toy dinosaurs on the profiles I view, but the worst one I saw was a VERY obviously shopped can of Raid next to the guys cock. Wouldn't it have been easier to just get a can?"

lol! I like that they went the effort of photoshopping in a can of insect/wasp killer!

I suppose it could have been worse, something like a fire extinguisher, torpedo or Saturn V rocket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be simpler if they stuck to the ever so easy mm

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

But the actual can would have dwarfed his teeny tiny cock.

Photoshopping meant he could make his cock look huge by shrinking the can!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be simpler if they stuck to the ever so easy mm

There's a lady with high expectations! You been looking at my pic?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me chuckle, get ya mr sheen cans out lads lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw one the other day with a pack of 20 fags as measurement. I didn't look close enough to see if they were king size or Superkings!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"But the actual can would have dwarfed his teeny tiny cock.

Photoshopping meant he could make his cock look huge by shrinking the can!

Thats what he did. The fact he'd forgotten to shrink his hand too gave the game away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be simpler if they stuck to the ever so easy mm

There's a lady with high expectations! You been looking at my pic?!

Yep, Micrometer and vernier in hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where the shake and vac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But the actual can would have dwarfed his teeny tiny cock.

Photoshopping meant he could make his cock look huge by shrinking the can!

Thats what he did. The fact he'd forgotten to shrink his hand too gave the game away.

Pmsl

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By *ngelbiTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Dyserth, North Wales

I must been browsing the historical museum section in the pics yesterday cos a guy had a measuring tape!

I mean, it's nearly 2013 and who uses a measuring tape? Can you still buy them?

Surely, metrology has moved on from the prehistoric measuring tape lol

Angel xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But the actual can would have dwarfed his teeny tiny cock.

Photoshopping meant he could make his cock look huge by shrinking the can!

Thats what he did. The fact he'd forgotten to shrink his hand too gave the game away.

This pic has clearly taken on a legendary status. I can feel a trip to the supermarket coming on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be simpler if they stuck to the ever so easy mm

There's a lady with high expectations! You been looking at my pic?!

Yep, Micrometer and vernier in hand

Ooh that's harsh! Still, I'm impressed you found it without your magnifying glass! Well done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can anybody enlighten us as to why aerosol cans seem to be the new unit of cock measurement?

I've seen a few "Lynx and a half"'ers on here, not to mention the exceptional "Natrel Plus a couple of inches".

Ladies must be impressed at their length, girth and the fact they require deodorant too (and seemingly use it!)

I'm more a Gillette Gel kind of guy; not massively long but quite wide and if your turn it on right, the end gets all wet and sticky.

Pmsl! Maybe ladies should post pics with deodorant cans up their foofoo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This made me chuckle, get ya mr sheen cans out lads lol x"

I think all forum blokes should make a Pledge to do just that.

(groan)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can anybody enlighten us as to why aerosol cans seem to be the new unit of cock measurement?

I've seen a few "Lynx and a half"'ers on here, not to mention the exceptional "Natrel Plus a couple of inches".

Ladies must be impressed at their length, girth and the fact they require deodorant too (and seemingly use it!)

I'm more a Gillette Gel kind of guy; not massively long but quite wide and if your turn it on right, the end gets all wet and sticky.

Pmsl! Maybe ladies should post pics with deodorant cans up their foofoo!"

Sure for Women... It won't let you down...

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took a photo of my cock next to a travel size can of shaving gel... Then thought better delete it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I saw one the other day with a pack of 20 fags as measurement. I didn't look close enough to see if they were king size or Superkings!!

That's one to appeal to the smokers obviously, you can stick either in your gob and at least one will certainly satisfy you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go by what I've been told by one lady on here.... It does job and fills the hole, it's all I need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I go by what I've been told by one lady on here.... It does job and fills the hole, it's all I need

so...her hubbys 6ft under?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be simpler if they stuck to the ever so easy mm

There's a lady with high expectations! You been looking at my pic?!

Yep, Micrometer and vernier in hand

Doh! That was my next post!

Ooh that's harsh! Still, I'm impressed you found it without your magnifying glass! Well done!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I go by what I've been told by one lady on here.... It does job and fills the hole, it's all I need

so...her hubbys 6ft under?

May well be lol

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