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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

“I love an elderly woman”

Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost!

I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet!

Am I an elderly woman at 51?

Go on I can take it. (I think!)

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Let's face it Nora you're the oldest you've ever been and you aren't getting any younger ROFL

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Nah. Retirement age makes you elderly imo. But what does that mean? Absolutely f all. Ignore labels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course not, if you can still find a shag within your local bus route.. I say crack on!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Lol please tell me it was from an 18/20 year old at least

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Bloody hell how old was the person that said that to you?

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Of course not, if you can still find a shag within your local bus route.. I say crack on!"

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Well, you do have many "Nora" moments in life/conversation let's face it.

But, until you start needing plastic pants you're not elderly and i'll still be your friend

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Lol please tell me it was from an 18/20 year old at least "

38!!!

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Take solace from the truth that 'elderly is always one year ahead of your actual age. So right now, it's 52

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

I suspect it was from someone whose English isn't the best. 'Older' rather than 'elderly'.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Lol please tell me it was from an 18/20 year old at least

38!!! "

The cheeky git!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, Nora, yes you are!

There, at least one of us had the nerve to tell you the truth!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“I love an elderly woman”

Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost!

I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet!

Am I an elderly woman at 51?

Go on I can take it. (I think!) "

No your not elderly just mature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you have to ask him to repeat what he said? After you popped your teeth back in of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like some help crossing the road dear?

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By *oroRick1027Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"“I love an elderly woman”

Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost!

I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet!

Am I an elderly woman at 51?

Go on I can take it. (I think!) "

Just a youngster to me x

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Yes, Nora, yes you are!

There, at least one of us had the nerve to tell you the truth!! "

Knew I could rely on you to cheer me up Danny boy

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"“I love an elderly woman”

Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost!

I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet!

Am I an elderly woman at 51?

Go on I can take it. (I think!)

No your not elderly just mature "

Me? Mature?! That’s even funnier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah elderly is 70 plus in my head

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Would you like some help crossing the road dear? "

.

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By *oroRick1027Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

You have a figure that surpasses many 20/30 yr olds

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

You are still in the middle age zone Nora

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"You have a figure that surpasses many 20/30 yr olds"

. I think you mean I have a figure of two 20/30 year olds

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"You are still in the middle age zone Nora "

I think so! I can bloody break most men in their thirties! Cheeky buggars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The clue is in "Sun Life Over 50 Plan"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An elderly woman??. This had to have been from someone young enough to know you don't say things like this unless you have death wish for starters. I thought elderly was like those white haired ninjas that hit you with walking sticks and smell of cough mints.

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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago

Z'ha'dum


"Would you like some help crossing the road dear? "

Oh sounds like she's in need of my services

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"Lol please tell me it was from an 18/20 year old at least

38!!! "

Oh my some people are amusing with choice of words / terms

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An elderly woman??. This had to have been from someone young enough to know you don't say things like this unless you have death wish for starters. I thought elderly was like those white haired ninjas that hit you with walking sticks and smell of cough mints."

You haven’t met Nora? Reeks of cough mints ..

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By *rgasmaddict3Man
over a year ago

stourbridge

Well I’m too old to reply to you in private! So what does that make me if you’re elderly?!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"The clue is in "Sun Life Over 50 Plan" "

Haha. I have started getting things through the post about cruises and chair lifts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I must be well on the way then. Age is a number it’s the mind that counts

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

I think it depends. I know some people in their 50s that have let their physical health deteriorate to a point they aren’t very active. That’s elderly to me

If your 60 but still able to be quite active it’s not elderly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The clue is in "Sun Life Over 50 Plan"

Haha. I have started getting things through the post about cruises and chair lifts "

What a Saga.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 72 year FB leaves me completely knackered!!!!! Sexy dresser and a nice firm body. She thinks she’s a teenager!!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"An elderly woman??. This had to have been from someone young enough to know you don't say things like this unless you have death wish for starters. I thought elderly was like those white haired ninjas that hit you with walking sticks and smell of cough mints.

You haven’t met Nora? Reeks of cough mints .."

. I may stop the blue rinse and using the lavender body lotion

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

he likely heard the rumour going round about you having redone your blue rinse

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"My 72 year FB leaves me completely knackered!!!!! Sexy dresser and a nice firm body. She thinks she’s a teenager!! "

Oh I love this! I want to be this lady at 72!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"The clue is in "Sun Life Over 50 Plan"

Haha. I have started getting things through the post about cruises and chair lifts

What a Saga."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An elderly woman??. This had to have been from someone young enough to know you don't say things like this unless you have death wish for starters. I thought elderly was like those white haired ninjas that hit you with walking sticks and smell of cough mints.

You haven’t met Nora? Reeks of cough mints .."

Brave man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An elderly woman??. This had to have been from someone young enough to know you don't say things like this unless you have death wish for starters. I thought elderly was like those white haired ninjas that hit you with walking sticks and smell of cough mints.

You haven’t met Nora? Reeks of cough mints ..

. I may stop the blue rinse and using the lavender body lotion "

What's the worst that can happen

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Of course not, if you can still find a shag within your local bus route.. I say crack on!"

...but definitely elderly once you're using your free bus pass to get there?

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Well, you do have many "Nora" moments in life/conversation let's face it.

But, until you start needing plastic pants you're not elderly and i'll still be your friend "

I’m ok still as long as I stay away from trampolines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 27 and feel like in the blink of an eye I’ll be in my 50s…

Elderly to me now feels like people at least 75 haha

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Put it this way, still another 9 years before free prescriptions and nearly twenty before your bus pass and your state pension. You are still a spring chicken in her prime.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’m 27 and feel like in the blink of an eye I’ll be in my 50s…

Elderly to me now feels like people at least 75 haha"

Enjoy it coz I tell ya I got here bloody quick!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Nora, we've had messages seeking an older/mature woman from guys aged.....32. I'm 36. 4 years older is hardly significant, no?!

Anyway, you're as old as the man you feel, or something like that

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nora, we've had messages seeking an older/mature woman from guys aged.....32. I'm 36. 4 years older is hardly significant, no?!

Anyway, you're as old as the man you feel, or something like that "

Really?! Wow .

Oh good I’m in my thirties then

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Well, you do have many "Nora" moments in life/conversation let's face it.

But, until you start needing plastic pants you're not elderly and i'll still be your friend

I’m ok still as long as I stay away from trampolines "

Could always invest in some of those Tena Lady Pants with the discount vouchers you get in the post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. You become elderly at 50.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

You have 16 years to go before you become elderly, That is when you qualify for your Old Age Pension, I believe you can get a bus pass though at 60

I do however class myself at the age of 82 as elderly.

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By *nn_JamesCouple
over a year ago

the

Other Options, mature, vintage, ancient, venerable, senior, decrepit, previously loved, second hand, doddery to name a just few...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Nora, we've had messages seeking an older/mature woman from guys aged.....32. I'm 36. 4 years older is hardly significant, no?!

Anyway, you're as old as the man you feel, or something like that

Really?! Wow .

Oh good I’m in my thirties then "

There you go

PS: Can you send over the stair lift brochures? Asking for an.....erm friend

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Yes. You become elderly at 50. "

Aw thanks Steve

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nora, we've had messages seeking an older/mature woman from guys aged.....32. I'm 36. 4 years older is hardly significant, no?!

Anyway, you're as old as the man you feel, or something like that

Really?! Wow .

Oh good I’m in my thirties then

There you go

PS: Can you send over the stair lift brochures? Asking for an.....erm friend "

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Other Options, mature, vintage, ancient, venerable, senior, decrepit, previously loved, second hand, doddery to name a just few... "

Haha. You lot know how to make me feel better

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"You have 16 years to go before you become elderly, That is when you qualify for your Old Age Pension, I believe you can get a bus pass though at 60

I do however class myself at the age of 82 as elderly. "

I am afraid apart from London, you now get your bus pass at same age as your state pension. You only get free NHS prescriptions at 60. So even the state can't agree when someone is 'elderly'

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Well, you do have many "Nora" moments in life/conversation let's face it.

But, until you start needing plastic pants you're not elderly and i'll still be your friend

I’m ok still as long as I stay away from trampolines

Could always invest in some of those Tena Lady Pants with the discount vouchers you get in the post! "

Haha do they do actual pants?! *makes note for the future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes. You become elderly at 50.

Aw thanks Steve "

I’ll always be honest with you Nora at the least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got a message from a 24 year old saying he wanted an older more experienced woman. Mrs NE is 27

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"We got a message from a 24 year old saying he wanted an older more experienced woman. Mrs NE is 27 "

Oh for goodness sake!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We got a message from a 24 year old saying he wanted an older more experienced woman. Mrs NE is 27

Oh for goodness sake!!"

I’m guessing he did the pretend read of our profile and only looked at my age. He got a swift telling off and then blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u want some of my mint imperials?

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Do u want some of my mint imperials?"

I prefer werthers. Not a fan of mints

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"We got a message from a 24 year old saying he wanted an older more experienced woman. Mrs NE is 27

Oh for goodness sake!!

I’m guessing he did the pretend read of our profile and only looked at my age. He got a swift telling off and then blocked "

You’re not even old!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Now calm down dear. Put down the potpourri and suck on your Worthers Original until you feel better. You don't want to put your hip out

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

You ain't old Nora ...

Oh and btw can you remember to pick those Werthers Original up that you left here

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"You ain't old Nora ...

Oh and btw can you remember to pick those Werthers Original up that you left here "

I was last one on that dance floor the other week!

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

One good thing about this thread, reminded me to get a couple of Werther's Original packs when I go out later

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Now calm down dear. Put down the potpourri and suck on your Worthers Original until you feel better. You don't want to put your hip out "

Jinx haha

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"One good thing about this thread, reminded me to get a couple of Werther's Original packs when I go out later "

. I do like those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We got a message from a 24 year old saying he wanted an older more experienced woman. Mrs NE is 27

Oh for goodness sake!!

I’m guessing he did the pretend read of our profile and only looked at my age. He got a swift telling off and then blocked

You’re not even old!"

Tell that to my knees and spine

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"We got a message from a 24 year old saying he wanted an older more experienced woman. Mrs NE is 27

Oh for goodness sake!!

I’m guessing he did the pretend read of our profile and only looked at my age. He got a swift telling off and then blocked

You’re not even old!

Tell that to my knees and spine "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You ain't old Nora ...

Oh and btw can you remember to pick those Werthers Original up that you left here

I was last one on that dance floor the other week!"

And you didn't fall over once I was proud of you

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"You ain't old Nora ...

Oh and btw can you remember to pick those Werthers Original up that you left here

I was last one on that dance floor the other week!

And you didn't fall over once I was proud of you "

. Unusual for me not to trip over something

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands


"You ain't old Nora ...

Oh and btw can you remember to pick those Werthers Original up that you left here

I was last one on that dance floor the other week!"

Waiting for the Paramedics to revive you?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You ain't old Nora ...

Oh and btw can you remember to pick those Werthers Original up that you left here

I was last one on that dance floor the other week!

And you didn't fall over once I was proud of you

. Unusual for me not to trip over something "

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"You ain't old Nora ...

Oh and btw can you remember to pick those Werthers Original up that you left here

I was last one on that dance floor the other week!

Waiting for the Paramedics to revive you? "

Haha yep you got it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez, I hope not OP, my other half is in early 50's, and I definitely don't her as elderly woman

I'll see what she makes of it when we are away to Bingo tonight

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Jeez, I hope not OP, my other half is in early 50's, and I definitely don't her as elderly woman

I'll see what she makes of it when we are away to Bingo tonight "

Bingo is all youngsters now!

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"“I love an elderly woman”

Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost!

I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet!

Am I an elderly woman at 51?

Go on I can take it. (I think!) "

All I read from that was "Nora takes it"

Seriously...... Age. Its just a feckin number.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez, I hope not OP, my other half is in early 50's, and I definitely don't her as elderly woman

I'll see what she makes of it when we are away to Bingo tonight

Bingo is all youngsters now!"

Is it really? Will have to find local domino club then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen, there is a bloke who lives down the road from me. He is in his 90s and every damn day he walks up and down this road. He moves more than I do!

There are elderly 20 year olds and active 90 year olds.

You be the sexiest elderly women you can be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking not the best word choice, I imagine your reply was interesting

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Are you meeting him Nora?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Codswallop !

You are not elderly until you can no longer do what you want to do, then it’s time for the knacker’s yard

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Are you meeting him Nora? "

I’ve a good mind to!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Codswallop !

You are not elderly until you can no longer do what you want to do, then it’s time for the knacker’s yard "

Absolutely!

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"“I love an elderly woman”

Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost!

I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet!

Am I an elderly woman at 51?

Go on I can take it. (I think!) "

Well looking at your profile I'd be happy to go on an exploration mission with you anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suspect it was from someone whose English isn't the best. 'Older' rather than 'elderly'. "

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

As my old manager used to say.... "You're only as old as the man you're feeling"

So don thy frilly knickers and go forth and enjoy yourself

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"“I love an elderly woman”

Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost!

I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet!

Am I an elderly woman at 51?

Go on I can take it. (I think!)

Well looking at your profile I'd be happy to go on an exploration mission with you anytime

"

Aw thanks. Too kind. Just Reminded me too! someone said my latest pic wasn’t real the other day. Presumably photoapped/shopped or whatever it’s called. So I removed it. Then I thought bollocks why should I it’s real so I put it back on!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"“I love an elderly woman”

Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost!

I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet!

Am I an elderly woman at 51?

Go on I can take it. (I think!) "

•

Perhaps he was a 'meals on wheels' driver?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Are you meeting him Nora?

I’ve a good mind to!"

Poke him in the eye with your knitting needle

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Are you meeting him Nora?

I’ve a good mind to!

Poke him in the eye with your knitting needle "

. As if I can knit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“I love an elderly woman”

Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost!

I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet!

Am I an elderly woman at 51?

Go on I can take it. (I think!)

No your not elderly just mature "

Calling some mature is abdidgy one as well. Mature makes me think of cheese, so if I'm told I'm mature (I'm 58) does that mean I'm smelly?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Do you sing-a-long-a-Max-Bygraves?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

No, you're middle aged right now Nora, ignore the elderly comment, you've got another fab 9 years (real life 2 years ) ahead of you before then.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"No, you're middle aged right now Nora, ignore the elderly comment, you've got another fab 9 years (real life 2 years ) ahead of you before then."

That’s tame for you! I expected a much harsher comment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“I love an elderly woman”

Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost!

I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet!

Am I an elderly woman at 51?

Go on I can take it. (I think!) "

How rude

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

The way it used to be -Engelbert Humperdinck

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Do you sing-a-long-a-Max-Bygraves?"

No but I do love country music. Always have though

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"The way it used to be -Engelbert Humperdinck "

Who?

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By *lan4FFUUNNMan
over a year ago

Genoa Italy and Liverpool

You look great, beautiful feet x

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"You look great, beautiful feet x "

Feet! Do my feet even show in my pics!

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"You look great, beautiful feet x

Feet! Do my feet even show in my pics! "

Another reminder to book an appointment with my podiatrist

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

We'll meet again

Don't know where

Don't know when ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you still qualify as cougar !

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Think you still qualify as cougar ! "

Ugh I hate that word too

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Think you still qualify as cougar !

Ugh I hate that word too "

Go tiger

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Ah the youth of today eh

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"You look great, beautiful feet x

Feet! Do my feet even show in my pics! "

Maybe he needs specsavers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say you are 'approaching 50' Nora, but don't say from what direction.

Actually we are a similar vintage and I wish I'd matured half as well as you !

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

“love an elderly woman”

lol - as chat up lines go …needs to have a rethink!!

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Oh my! I'M 50 this year. I'd be totally offended and would block someone saying this to me. It gets my back up when they message refuring to me as bbw, or older too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At 51 you're a spring chicken, however in our case I think most people will accept that we are elderly, if not positively antique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“I love an elderly woman”

Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost!

I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet!

Am I an elderly woman at 51?

Go on I can take it. (I think!) "

Wow, no

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Anyone know when Noras birthday is and will we need a whip round for the candles?

Winston

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve got to be honest OP but I’m dreading it getting to your age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone know when Noras birthday is and will we need a whip round for the candles?

Winston"

Is it wise to have so many candles? Such excitement could cause an elderly woman to have palpitations.

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By *ldervoyeurMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Nora your age max is 50?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“I love an elderly woman”

Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost!

I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet!

Am I an elderly woman at 51?

Go on I can take it. (I think!) "

The elderly are pensioners, or so I thought!

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Anyone know when Noras birthday is and will we need a whip round for the candles?

Winston

Is it wise to have so many candles? Such excitement could cause an elderly woman to have palpitations. "

Gosh you're right. Also, all that flame, I imagine the room would be starved of oxygen.

Winston

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I’ve got to be honest OP but I’m dreading it getting to your age "

That's because you already look to be 65. It's been a hard life

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"I’ve got to be honest OP but I’m dreading it getting to your age

That's because you already look to be 65. It's been a hard life "

Dead

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Pesky young whippersnappers......

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nora your age max is 50?"

Yep it is.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Anyone know when Noras birthday is and will we need a whip round for the candles?

Winston"

I don’t like cake anyway

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"“I love an elderly woman”

Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost!

I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet!

Am I an elderly woman at 51?

Go on I can take it. (I think!) "

FFS x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a year older than you. I winced so hard.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I'm a year older than you. I winced so hard. "

Well, if the cap...

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Nah. Retirement age makes you elderly imo. But what does that mean? Absolutely f all. Ignore labels"

I'm retiring next year I'm not elderly! I'm mature x

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Anyone know when Noras birthday is and will we need a whip round for the candles?

Winston

I don’t like cake anyway "

Monty Python.

Young Ones.

Cake.

Got it........

Winston

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Anyone know when Noras birthday is and will we need a whip round for the candles?

Winston

I don’t like cake anyway

Monty Python.

Young Ones.

Cake.

Got it........

Winston"

Haha. Wow! Do you have notes on me

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Anyone know when Noras birthday is and will we need a whip round for the candles?

Winston

I don’t like cake anyway

Monty Python.

Young Ones.

Cake.

Got it........

Winston

Haha. Wow! Do you have notes on me "

We all do.......

Winston

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Can anyone smell pee?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Can anyone smell pee? "

I'd check your wellies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age is beuty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a year older than you. I winced so hard.

Well, if the cap... "

I'm going to take a large pineapple and stick it...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

This thread had my crying....

...

...

with laughter!

Now have we established what the cut-off point is between "mature" and "elderly"?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Can anyone smell pee?

I'd check your wellies "

That’s my own

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By *nexpectedExplorerMan
over a year ago

SA3


"“I love an elderly woman”

Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost!

I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet!

Am I an elderly woman at 51?

Go on I can take it. (I think!) "

Far from it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If ur knickers and nipples meet at your knees yes im afraid your elderly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am only as old as the guy I am feeling

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Elderly omg ??

If you are,I'm well on my way too

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"This thread had my crying....

...

...

with laughter!

Now have we established what the cut-off point is between "mature" and "elderly"? "

I’m not sure I want to know!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I'm a year older than you. I winced so hard.

Well, if the cap...

I'm going to take a large pineapple and stick it..."

Promises promises.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"“I love an elderly woman”

Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost!

I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet!

Am I an elderly woman at 51?

Go on I can take it. (I think!) "

You're in your sexual prime ...

As am I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rex has just turned us both down because we're too elderly.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"“I love an elderly woman”

Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost!

I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet!

Am I an elderly woman at 51?

Go on I can take it. (I think!)

You're in your sexual prime ...

As am I. "

Oh I definitely am!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/05/22 19:19:46]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As soon as you start saying you're 51 years young, that's when you know you're elderly

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Nora the Elder sounds ok though

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Rex has just turned us both down because we're too elderly. "

I have street cred and can’t be seen with elderly ladies I’m afraid

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nora the Elder sounds ok though "

Oi you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rex has just turned us both down because we're too elderly.

I have street cred and can’t be seen with elderly ladies I’m afraid "

Jeez. You'll shag anything. I feel really depressed now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it makes you feel better, Nora, you’re too young for me

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"If it makes you feel better, Nora, you’re too young for me "
I thought you were joking! Is that your true age range Steve or did you change it haha

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Rex has just turned us both down because we're too elderly.

I have street cred and can’t be seen with elderly ladies I’m afraid

Jeez. You'll shag anything. I feel really depressed now. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it makes you feel better, Nora, you’re too young for me I thought you were joking! Is that your true age range Steve or did you change it haha "

My real age range includes you, Nora

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"If it makes you feel better, Nora, you’re too young for me I thought you were joking! Is that your true age range Steve or did you change it haha

My real age range includes you, Nora "

. You’re a cheeky one Steve. It’s taking me longer to work you out than most people and it’s vexing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it makes you feel better, Nora, you’re too young for me I thought you were joking! Is that your true age range Steve or did you change it haha

My real age range includes you, Nora

. You’re a cheeky one Steve. It’s taking me longer to work you out than most people and it’s vexing me "

Maybe you never will

*exists mysteriously*

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"If it makes you feel better, Nora, you’re too young for me I thought you were joking! Is that your true age range Steve or did you change it haha

My real age range includes you, Nora

. You’re a cheeky one Steve. It’s taking me longer to work you out than most people and it’s vexing me

Maybe you never will

*exists mysteriously*

"

Haha. I’m working on it

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I believe mature is the correct term although I'm using that loosely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“I love an elderly woman”

Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost!

I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet!

Am I an elderly woman at 51?

Go on I can take it. (I think!) "

Ok looking at your pics and you're saying your elderly.

Only thing wrong with you is your eyesight then.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Can anyone smell pee?

I'd check your wellies

That’s my own "

Thought it smelled a bit funky

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"If ur knickers and nipples meet at your knees yes im afraid your elderly "

Fuck

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I believe mature is the correct term although I'm using that loosely "

Like a fine wine or a stinky cheese?

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"“I love an elderly woman”

Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost!

I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet!

Am I an elderly woman at 51?

Go on I can take it. (I think!)

Ok looking at your pics and you're saying your elderly.

Only thing wrong with you is your eyesight then."

Haha someone else said it.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

The oldest women I’ve met have been the been both the best people and the best sex. Embrace it I say.

Hades

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I believe mature is the correct term although I'm using that loosely

Like a fine wine or a stinky cheese?"

Danish blue

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

How about enduring, is that any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“I love an elderly woman”

Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost!

I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet!

Am I an elderly woman at 51?

Go on I can take it. (I think!) "

No. You’re in your prime.

And it’s a shame you’re not in my bed, Nora!

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By *haneportsMan
over a year ago

portsmouth


"“I love an elderly woman”

Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost!

I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet!

Am I an elderly woman at 51?

Go on I can take it. (I think!) "

Your as old as you feel & there’s women out there half your age & would like to look as good as you & having the fun & attitude you have.

50 plus is not old. I’ve known & still know of men & women having regular fun in their 80s.

From an adorer of Nora.

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By *uriousVoyeur2000Man
over a year ago

near enough


"“I love an elderly woman”

Jesus I know I’m no spring chick but elderly woman! I was almost offended with that message, not quite but almost!

I don’t even think of my mum as elderly yet!

Am I an elderly woman at 51?

Go on I can take it. (I think!) "

That depends on who said it to you. Age, like beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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