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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Are you a proud farter or try to cover them up at all costs ? Embrace the fart !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just let rip...

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I just let rip... "

Proud of you !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just let rip...

Proud of you !!!"

Then if it smells,run away from it

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I just let rip...

Proud of you !!!

Then if it smells,run away from it "

Fantastic!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better out than in Lol

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Better out than in Lol"

Always!!

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

It's best to fart a smell a bit than hold it in and have a fit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loud and proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a lift I let rip... Wrong on so many levels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, wouldn’t dream of doing it in public or in front of another person.

Just a big no from me.

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Nope, wouldn’t dream of doing it in public or in front of another person.

Just a big no from me."

Classy xxxx

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"In a lift I let rip... Wrong on so many levels "

Lol

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Loud and proud "

Good man !

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

No way, manners in front of others don't cost a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope, wouldn’t dream of doing it in public or in front of another person.

Just a big no from me.

Classy xxxx"

Not classy, it’s just very basic manners. Maybe I’m old fashioned or just not cool but I wouldn’t dream of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way, manners in front of others don't cost a thing "

I agree! Can’t believe we are the minority.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fart all the time in the house. If my wife says I’m disgusting she gets cupcaked

I don’t let rip in public though.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Whatever happens behind my back is none of my business

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Well depends on the company I guess...on my own I'll let it fly but show a little decorum when around people.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"No way, manners in front of others don't cost a thing

I agree! Can’t believe we are the minority. "

I know, will stick to the non farters club though personally

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By *nn_JamesCouple
over a year ago

the

I now appear to have very little control whenever I move, thus let the farts fly!

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"No way, manners in front of others don't cost a thing

I agree! Can’t believe we are the minority.

I know, will stick to the non farters club though personally

"

I’d never fart with you close by !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way, manners in front of others don't cost a thing

I agree! Can’t believe we are the minority.

I know, will stick to the non farters club though personally

I’d never fart with you close by !!!!"

The words every woman wants to hear

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

It's not healthy to hold it in.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Besides it's funny

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"No way, manners in front of others don't cost a thing

I agree! Can’t believe we are the minority.

I know, will stick to the non farters club though personally

I’d never fart with you close by !!!!

The words every woman wants to hear "

Irresistible I know!!

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Besides it's funny "

Everything about farting makes me laugh !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not healthy to hold it in. "

Then leave the room.

It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"It's not healthy to hold it in.

Then leave the room.

It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.

"

Never ? Wow xx impressive control

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"It's not healthy to hold it in.

Then leave the room.

It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.

Never ? Wow xx impressive control"

Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"It's not healthy to hold it in.

Then leave the room.

It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.

Never ? Wow xx impressive control

Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha "

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"It's not healthy to hold it in.

Then leave the room.

It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.

Never ? Wow xx impressive control

Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha "

I’m impressed xxx

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate


"No way, manners in front of others don't cost a thing

I agree! Can’t believe we are the minority.

I know, will stick to the non farters club though personally

"

Thank goodness there are at least a couple of ladies with a sense of good manners and decorum. Breaking wind is NOT a public event.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not healthy to hold it in.

Then leave the room.

It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.

Never ? Wow xx impressive control"

I also don’t burp at the table or pick my nose and eat it.

Yep, manners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not healthy to hold it in.

Then leave the room.

It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.

Never ? Wow xx impressive control

I also don’t burp at the table or pick my nose and eat it.

Yep, manners "

But do you pull out a wedgie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not healthy to hold it in.

Then leave the room.

It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.

Never ? Wow xx impressive control

I also don’t burp at the table or pick my nose and eat it.

Yep, manners

But do you pull out a wedgie?"

Always

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"It's not healthy to hold it in.

Then leave the room.

It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.

Never ? Wow xx impressive control

Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha

I’m impressed xxx"

Why thank you

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"It's not healthy to hold it in.

Then leave the room.

It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.

Never ? Wow xx impressive control

Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha

"

As per your elderly thread don't worry you will get Tena lady vouchers in the post soon

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By *illingdon_ladMan
over a year ago

Bicester

This might just be me, but when I'm about to play in a club I have the need to fart. So far I have luckily kept them in.

I have however had a couple of women who have farted during play, both times could have stripped wallpaper.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"It's not healthy to hold it in.

Then leave the room.

It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.

Never ? Wow xx impressive control

Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha

As per your elderly thread don't worry you will get Tena lady vouchers in the post soon "

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"It's not healthy to hold it in.

Then leave the room.

It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.

Never ? Wow xx impressive control

Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha

I’m impressed xxx

Why thank you "

Shame I’m too old to message you and discuss in more detail!! Xxxxx

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"This might just be me, but when I'm about to play in a club I have the need to fart. So far I have luckily kept them in.

I have however had a couple of women who have farted during play, both times could have stripped wallpaper. "

Funny

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"It's not healthy to hold it in.

Then leave the room.

It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.

Never ? Wow xx impressive control

Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha

I’m impressed xxx

Why thank you

Shame I’m too old to message you and discuss in more detail!! Xxxxx"

There's a reason for that, I can't cope with men in plastic pants either.... ha ha

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"It's not healthy to hold it in.

Then leave the room.

It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.

Never ? Wow xx impressive control

Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha

I’m impressed xxx

Why thank you

Shame I’m too old to message you and discuss in more detail!! Xxxxx

There's a reason for that, I can't cope with men in plastic pants either.... ha ha "

No plastic pants for me !!! In full control of my bodily functions!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not healthy to hold it in.

Then leave the room.

It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.

Never ? Wow xx impressive control

Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha

As per your elderly thread don't worry you will get Tena lady vouchers in the post soon "

Moist Tena panties?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"It's not healthy to hold it in.

Then leave the room.

It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.

Never ? Wow xx impressive control

Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha

I’m impressed xxx

Why thank you

Shame I’m too old to message you and discuss in more detail!! Xxxxx

There's a reason for that, I can't cope with men in plastic pants either.... ha ha

No plastic pants for me !!! In full control of my bodily functions!! Lol"

Bar farting

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"It's not healthy to hold it in.

Then leave the room.

It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.

Never ? Wow xx impressive control

Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha

I’m impressed xxx

Why thank you

Shame I’m too old to message you and discuss in more detail!! Xxxxx

There's a reason for that, I can't cope with men in plastic pants either.... ha ha

No plastic pants for me !!! In full control of my bodily functions!! Lol

Bar farting "

You got me!!! Xxxxx

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"It's not healthy to hold it in.

Then leave the room.

It’s not actually unhealthy to hold them in when you need to (around company for example). Holding them in all the time, yeah, you may get some discomfort but I’ve never farted in front of another person and I’ve suffered no consequences.

Never ? Wow xx impressive control

Some of us also don't wet ourselves every time we sneeze too.....ha

I’m impressed xxx

Why thank you

Shame I’m too old to message you and discuss in more detail!! Xxxxx

There's a reason for that, I can't cope with men in plastic pants either.... ha ha

No plastic pants for me !!! In full control of my bodily functions!! Lol

Bar farting "

Love your pics by the way xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup it and make em smell it.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Depends who I'm with.

Workmates, let rip.

Kid, let rip.

Customers, hold it. That's why I fart so much at the end of a shift. Last person leaves and brrrrrrrppppffttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always let rip. if it smells then blame the dog . hahahaha

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Cup it and make em smell it."

Nice

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Depends who I'm with.

Workmates, let rip.

Kid, let rip.

Customers, hold it. That's why I fart so much at the end of a shift. Last person leaves and brrrrrrrppppffttt "

Hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not healthy to hold it in. "

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I now appear to have very little control whenever I move, thus let the farts fly! "

I have IBS....which causes me to fart unexpectedly..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not healthy to hold it in.

Agreed "

There was a recent story of a lady who ended up in hospital because she had held in for 2 years as did not want to fart in the presence of her boyfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not healthy to hold it in.

Agreed

There was a recent story of a lady who ended up in hospital because she had held in for 2 years as did not want to fart in the presence of her boyfriend "

It was in the news as it was a very extreme case.

There is no need to fart in front of others. I never have and have never had an issue. I’ve never had a partner who has either and none of them are dead (as far as I know). If you need to fart, go to the loo or leave the room. Easy

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Nope, it's just rude...I don't like it when people do it near me, so I'm certainly not going to do it in front of anyone else.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I try not to obviously, but it happens. I genuinely doubt a surgeon or a nurse is going to walK out of theater to fart. Or a bus driver is going to pull over so they can, imagine rush hour in inner cities then!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I try not to obviously, but it happens. I genuinely doubt a surgeon or a nurse is going to walK out of theater to fart. Or a bus driver is going to pull over so they can, imagine rush hour in inner cities then!!

"

Having worked in theatres for a long time, you think theatre staff stand there farting? Although I’ve only worked in day theatres where a typical case only lasted around 40 minutes, I have never been aware of anyone farting and staff often leave to use the bathroom or get equipment from elsewhere

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I try not to obviously, but it happens. I genuinely doubt a surgeon or a nurse is going to walK out of theater to fart. Or a bus driver is going to pull over so they can, imagine rush hour in inner cities then!!

Having worked in theatres for a long time, you think theatre staff stand there farting? Although I’ve only worked in day theatres where a typical case only lasted around 40 minutes, I have never been aware of anyone farting and staff often leave to use the bathroom or get equipment from elsewhere "

I've worked in hospitals in my past yes, and it has happened because someone hasn't been able to leave. And my Dad was a driver and most definitely did fart not like you can pull over on the M4 for a fart. I agree it should be avoided but realistic enough to know on occasion it might happen.

Or my grandad had a colostomy bag after having colon cancer, and he had no control of some of the noises etc. To someone who didn't know they'd think he was farting, I just don't personally like thinking that it's an automatic rudeness or lack of manners, that's all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can damage you inside if you don’t let it out….

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It's impolite and uncouth to pass wind in front of other people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the company but if it's someone I can fart in front of I certainly don't hold back.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I wouldn't purposely do it but sometimes these things happen x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's impolite and uncouth to pass wind in front of other people.

"

It certainly is but maybe I’m just old fashioned. I’m happy to stay that way, I won’t be farting in front of anyone any time soon

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By *ornym66Man
over a year ago

Col /ips


"Nope, wouldn’t dream of doing it in public or in front of another person.

Just a big no from me."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I try not to obviously, but it happens. I genuinely doubt a surgeon or a nurse is going to walK out of theater to fart. Or a bus driver is going to pull over so they can, imagine rush hour in inner cities then!!

Having worked in theatres for a long time, you think theatre staff stand there farting? Although I’ve only worked in day theatres where a typical case only lasted around 40 minutes, I have never been aware of anyone farting and staff often leave to use the bathroom or get equipment from elsewhere

I've worked in hospitals in my past yes, and it has happened because someone hasn't been able to leave. And my Dad was a driver and most definitely did fart not like you can pull over on the M4 for a fart. I agree it should be avoided but realistic enough to know on occasion it might happen.

Or my grandad had a colostomy bag after having colon cancer, and he had no control of some of the noises etc. To someone who didn't know they'd think he was farting, I just don't personally like thinking that it's an automatic rudeness or lack of manners, that's all. "

Clearly I’m not referring to those with medical conditions.

You’re right, there was one lady at work who would stink the room out in front of everyone else. She had no medical condition, she could leave the room, it was rudeness. Everyone referred to her as a dirty, stinky bitch frequently

You don’t die if you hold in a fart. Luckily, the people I associate with seem to be able to hold theirs in just fine, as have my sexual partners. Thank god

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By *ornym66Man
over a year ago

Col /ips


"Nope, wouldn’t dream of doing it in public or in front of another person.

Just a

big no from me."

Same as you,nothing worse when having sex and they let one rip OMG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope, wouldn’t dream of doing it in public or in front of another person.

Just a

big no from me.

Same as you,nothing worse when having sex and they let one rip OMG

"

Omg if someone farted during sex I’d be gone. Such a turn off. I’d dry up like a crisp packet. Luckily I’ve never experienced that.

My last long term partner wouldn’t dream of farting in front of anyone, he would have found that such bad manners. Thankfully!

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By *omino51Man
over a year ago

loughborough

When I was younger holding it in was no problem, but a warning to all the younger prim and proper folk on this thread, the time comes when you can play a nice tune down there to order. Nowadays

I only have to stand up and the 1812 ovature pops out

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By *orruptionandliesMan
over a year ago

leeds

It's the sound that makes em laugh

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By *elsh-guyMan
over a year ago

The land of the Dragon and loads of sheep

Proud and loud haha

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Does anyone else get one out before entering a room for the next person to enjoy?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

The problem is when you're having a meet and you just have to fart....its bloody ackward and I know we're all adults and we're having sex but still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was younger holding it in was no problem, but a warning to all the younger prim and proper folk on this thread, the time comes when you can play a nice tune down there to order. Nowadays

I only have to stand up and the 1812 ovature pops out "

So having good manners is being prim and proper?

Happy to be the queen of prim and proper then in that case

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Are you a proud farter or try to cover them up at all costs ? Embrace the fart !!!"

Loud and proud, if at all possible.

Some exceptions, like being at church ceremonies. Even then, I let a massive loud fart in a church once, an all time great.

In lifts, or on the tube, you need to ease them out gently and silently, just before the doors open

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Are you a proud farter or try to cover them up at all costs ? Embrace the fart !!!

Loud and proud, if at all possible.

Some exceptions, like being at church ceremonies. Even then, I let a massive loud fart in a church once, an all time great.

In lifts, or on the tube, you need to ease them out gently and silently, just before the doors open "

Love your style! Silent but deadly

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"It's impolite and uncouth to pass wind in front of other people.

"

It can be very funny though

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Are you a proud farter or try to cover them up at all costs ? Embrace the fart !!!

Loud and proud, if at all possible.

Some exceptions, like being at church ceremonies. Even then, I let a massive loud fart in a church once, an all time great.

In lifts, or on the tube, you need to ease them out gently and silently, just before the doors open

Love your style! Silent but deadly "

Silent but violent

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"It's impolite and uncouth to pass wind in front of other people.

It certainly is but maybe I’m just old fashioned. I’m happy to stay that way, I won’t be farting in front of anyone any time soon

"

In 30 years in the relationship with my husband I accidentally farted in front of him once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's impolite and uncouth to pass wind in front of other people.

It can be very funny though "

If you’re in primary school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you a proud farter or try to cover them up at all costs ? Embrace the fart !!!

Loud and proud, if at all possible.

Some exceptions, like being at church ceremonies. Even then, I let a massive loud fart in a church once, an all time great.

In lifts, or on the tube, you need to ease them out gently and silently, just before the doors open

Love your style! Silent but deadly

Silent but violent "

Yeah Jimmy, because every poor bastard on the train wants a nose full of your shit particles don’t they

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"It's impolite and uncouth to pass wind in front of other people.

It can be very funny though "

It's not funny when you're the one walking into a cloud of gut wrenching stench in Asda, after your juvenile husband releases and runs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'church or chapel, let your belly rattle' lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's impolite and uncouth to pass wind in front of other people.

It can be very funny though

It's not funny when you're the one walking into a cloud of gut wrenching stench in Asda, after your juvenile husband releases and runs.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We let rip in front of each other but not in front of other people.

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By *omino51Man
over a year ago

loughborough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Clearly I’m not referring to those with medical conditions.

You’re right, there was one lady at work who would stink the room out in front of everyone else. She had no medical condition, she could leave the room, it was rudeness. Everyone referred to her as a dirty, stinky bitch frequently "

Your lady at work who stank the room probably has IBS as smelly farts are one of the embarrassing symptoms. I have IBS and god help anyone near me the day after I’ve eaten steak as I could clear an auditorium in one go… unfortunately it’s not just once as more one day of stinky farts. Thank god I live alone.

It’s a meaty smell - hope there are no vegans here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Clearly I’m not referring to those with medical conditions.

You’re right, there was one lady at work who would stink the room out in front of everyone else. She had no medical condition, she could leave the room, it was rudeness. Everyone referred to her as a dirty, stinky bitch frequently

Your lady at work who stank the room probably has IBS as smelly farts are one of the embarrassing symptoms. I have IBS and god help anyone near me the day after I’ve eaten steak as I could clear an auditorium in one go… unfortunately it’s not just once as more one day of stinky farts. Thank god I live alone.

It’s a meaty smell - hope there are no vegans here "

Having known her for a good 15 years, I can confirm with 100% accuracy that she does not have ibs. I can tell you all about her other health concerns that she tells us all about but none are concerning her digestive system.

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"We let rip in front of each other but not in front of other people. "

Perfect relationship !!

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"We let rip in front of each other but not in front of other people. "

Perfect relationship !!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"It's impolite and uncouth to pass wind in front of other people.

It certainly is but maybe I’m just old fashioned. I’m happy to stay that way, I won’t be farting in front of anyone any time soon

In 30 years in the relationship with my husband I accidentally farted in front of him once.

"

I see. And how many times did you fart deliberately?

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"It's impolite and uncouth to pass wind in front of other people.

It certainly is but maybe I’m just old fashioned. I’m happy to stay that way, I won’t be farting in front of anyone any time soon

In 30 years in the relationship with my husband I accidentally farted in front of him once.

I see. And how many times did you fart deliberately? "

Fantastic!! Lol

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"It's impolite and uncouth to pass wind in front of other people.

It certainly is but maybe I’m just old fashioned. I’m happy to stay that way, I won’t be farting in front of anyone any time soon

In 30 years in the relationship with my husband I accidentally farted in front of him once.

I see. And how many times did you fart deliberately?

Fantastic!! Lol"

Cheers!

My father in law is a po-faced old prock who doesn’t swear and disapproves of farting, drinking and all other forms of fun. I came in from the pub one night a bit giddy, did the old “pull my finger” gag and he fell for it . He was horrified, which just made it funnier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy I used to work with almost always let rip between the warehouse and the shop floor. Between two set of big flappy plastic doors. So when you dragged a cage out you got slammed with this stench. It was so bad it would make you retch, it would never go anywhere either, it would just sit there and wait for people to breathe it in.

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By *dy635guyMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Proud farter.

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