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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

After seriously regretting letting small hands apply sudocreme onto my sunburn, which apparently also includes my hair and sofa....

When did you last make a mess... and no cum does not count

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Bookmarked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday I forgot to drink my coffee. I’d placed it on a kids plastic chair. An hour later I went to pick it up and it was stuck to the chair and I spilled the full thing on a cream carpet.

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

When got made redundant and decided to revamp the kitchen as didn't expect to get another job soon. Ripped up floor, units, tiles and half the ceiling. Shock, horror, covid hits one week later and end up working 12 hours shifts. Taken 2 years to get it all back together!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not regretting the sunburn though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a very expensive and beautiful book for my birthday. Left it out on table to admire. Spilt big glass of red wine which soaked into all the pages. Will now have to hide it when the person who gave it to me visits.

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Not regretting the sunburn though? "

Oiiiiiii.....that i'll be regretting tomorrow morning when I wake up

Love your new name

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"When got made redundant and decided to revamp the kitchen as didn't expect to get another job soon. Ripped up floor, units, tiles and half the ceiling. Shock, horror, covid hits one week later and end up working 12 hours shifts. Taken 2 years to get it all back together!! "

Oh blimey

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Yesterday I forgot to drink my coffee. I’d placed it on a kids plastic chair. An hour later I went to pick it up and it was stuck to the chair and I spilled the full thing on a cream carpet."

Yep I laughed...and then felt sympathy, surely that counts

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Got a very expensive and beautiful book for my birthday. Left it out on table to admire. Spilt big glass of red wine which soaked into all the pages. Will now have to hide it when the person who gave it to me visits. "

Oh no...was it one you wanted to read

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

Dropped a virtually full jar of Doritos spicy salsa on the living room floor which then bounced up, somersaulted and emptied its contents in a wonderful arch of spray across the side of the light grey sofa, chunks and all

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

Yesterday. I dropped my indoor strawberry plant over my kitchen floor. Mud everywhere.

I was raging at myself as I’d just watered it too so it was wet mud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yesterday I forgot to drink my coffee. I’d placed it on a kids plastic chair. An hour later I went to pick it up and it was stuck to the chair and I spilled the full thing on a cream carpet.

Yep I laughed...and then felt sympathy, surely that counts "

Luckily the stain has near enough came out and I was planning on cleaning the carpets this weekend anyway so not a complete disaster.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Emptying my shredder. That stuff gets in places you don’t even want to know about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got a very expensive and beautiful book for my birthday. Left it out on table to admire. Spilt big glass of red wine which soaked into all the pages. Will now have to hide it when the person who gave it to me visits.

Oh no...was it one you wanted to read"

Thankfully still ok to read but it's immaculate appearance is lost forever, much like myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 mins ago ,a bowl of chicken broth on the sofa, floor , walls and TV ffs

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Dropped last nights spaghetti bolognese between kitchen and dining table. Luckily one stayed upright, so we shared that and thankful for wooden floors

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Yesterday at work when me drill slipped and drilled my palm,white wall is now crimson red......

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By *ilverSwordMan
over a year ago

Belfast-ish

Making my coffee this morning I poured the kettle water into the coffee instead of the cup..

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath


"Making my coffee this morning I poured the kettle water into the coffee instead of the cup.. "

I missed the cup the other week and poured hot water straight onto my hand that hurt

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By *ilverSwordMan
over a year ago

Belfast-ish


"Making my coffee this morning I poured the kettle water into the coffee instead of the cup..

I missed the cup the other week and poured hot water straight onto my hand that hurt "

Owwww. Iv done that too many times!

my hands dont really feel hot stuff, been burnt too many times lol

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By *hrista Bellend OP   Woman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Dropped a virtually full jar of Doritos spicy salsa on the living room floor which then bounced up, somersaulted and emptied its contents in a wonderful arch of spray across the side of the light grey sofa, chunks and all "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After seriously regretting letting small hands apply sudocreme onto my sunburn, which apparently also includes my hair and sofa....

When did you last make a mess... and no cum does not count "

In the last 10 mins cooking…..

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I took a friend to eat birria quesadillas and churros with hot chocolate in Camden last week.

She spilled the hot chocolate EVERYWHERE…

I was so annoyed.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

About an hour ago when roasting hot garlic juice exploded from my Chicken Kiev on to my cheek and down my Grumpy T Shirt ..

Now I'm Grumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not regretting the sunburn though?

Oiiiiiii.....that i'll be regretting tomorrow morning when I wake up

Love your new name "

Awwww fanks

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Me. I am a beautiful mess of chaos and contradictions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never, I eat and place things with the precision of a psychopath. Except a Flake. Fuck Flakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I baked a rainbow sponge ganache rainbow drip cake for my niece, great now that wasnt the issue....

The issue was when i got it out at my sisters, dropped it on the floor and her sausage dog went mental snaffled and trampled it everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i spilt motor oil all over the garage floor. nightmare.

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Dropped a virtually full jar of Doritos spicy salsa on the living room floor which then bounced up, somersaulted and emptied its contents in a wonderful arch of spray across the side of the light grey sofa, chunks and all "

I’m going to Hell, but that made me chuckle! Sincere apologies.

I just had the vision of the Doritos jar spinning gracefully through the air, freely emptying itself, to the accompaniment of ‘The Blue Danube’….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got a very expensive and beautiful book for my birthday. Left it out on table to admire. Spilt big glass of red wine which soaked into all the pages. Will now have to hide it when the person who gave it to me visits. "

Quickly searched online for another copy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

This morning. I knocked my desk and split my coffee

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Ahhh sudocrem in carpets flashback!!! Noooooo!!!

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