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By *orny1-4u OP   Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Alway gets me when the ladies have vwe only do we blokes ever put smo (super models only )

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Yeah but us blokes will fuck anything… so we all know its a lie

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Alway gets me when the ladies have vwe only do we blokes ever put smo (super models only ) "

If the numbers were in our favour, we would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can all have preferences here. Not much point in bemoaning them if we don’t fit someone else’s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alway gets me when the ladies have vwe only do we blokes ever put smo (super models only ) "

Why? Just move on. They don’t have to change their preferences to keep you happy.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Alway gets me when the ladies have vwe only do we blokes ever put smo (super models only ) "

You could always put tight and tidy only

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Alway gets me when the ladies have vwe only do we blokes ever put smo (super models only )

You could always put tight and tidy only "

I'm fucked then...or not

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Alway gets me when the ladies have vwe only do we blokes ever put smo (super models only )

You could always put tight and tidy only

I'm fucked then...or not "

Do you need VWE?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Alway gets me when the ladies have vwe only do we blokes ever put smo (super models only )

You could always put tight and tidy only

I'm fucked then...or not

Do you need VWE? "

I need VVVVVWE especially width wise

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Asking for a super model isn’t quite the same thing as asking for a big badonga though is it?

Wouldn’t a comparison be something like a vajayjay as long as the M1 or as wide as the Mersey Tunnel?

Or maybe a vajayjay as tight as a ducks arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alway gets me when the ladies have vwe only do we blokes ever put smo (super models only )

You could always put tight and tidy only

I'm fucked then...or not "

Depends how big your last fuck was

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Alway gets me when the ladies have vwe only do we blokes ever put smo (super models only )

You could always put tight and tidy only

I'm fucked then...or not

Do you need VWE?

I need VVVVVWE especially width wise "

Oh you want a traffic cone to sit on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alway gets me when the ladies have vwe only do we blokes ever put smo (super models only )

You could always put tight and tidy only

I'm fucked then...or not

Do you need VWE?

I need VVVVVWE especially width wise

Oh you want a traffic cone to sit on "

Fat end first?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Alway gets me when the ladies have vwe only do we blokes ever put smo (super models only )

You could always put tight and tidy only

I'm fucked then...or not

Do you need VWE?

I need VVVVVWE especially width wise

Oh you want a traffic cone to sit on

Fat end first?"

I don't think that would work

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I swear people see one profile stating something and then say “why do ladies” .

I look at female profiles and have probably seen that once!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I swear people see one profile stating something and then say “why do ladies” .

I look at female profiles and have probably seen that once! "

You don't read Nora

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Could always wrap member up in several turns of gaffa tape to increase girth

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I swear people see one profile stating something and then say “why do ladies” .

I look at female profiles and have probably seen that once!

You don't read Nora "

I always read profiles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I swear people see one profile stating something and then say “why do ladies” .

I look at female profiles and have probably seen that once! "

I thought the same thing. I’ve never seen it on a profile yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I swear people see one profile stating something and then say “why do ladies” .

I look at female profiles and have probably seen that once! "

I suspect it’s usually a complaint that raises when the complainee really fancies the lady asking for said SuperDongle, and he don’t measure up.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I swear people see one profile stating something and then say “why do ladies” .

I look at female profiles and have probably seen that once!

I suspect it’s usually a complaint that raises when the complainee really fancies the lady asking for said SuperDongle, and he don’t measure up. "

Super dongle . Love it. I’m so gonna request super dongles on my profile now

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I swear people see one profile stating something and then say “why do ladies” .

I look at female profiles and have probably seen that once!

You don't read Nora

I always read profiles! "

I'm sure you do

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walks in with cuppa seeing how this ends

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"I swear people see one profile stating something and then say “why do ladies” .

I look at female profiles and have probably seen that once! "

You had it on your profile last week

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I swear people see one profile stating something and then say “why do ladies” .

I look at female profiles and have probably seen that once!

You had it on your profile last week "

She's shrunk back now

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I swear people see one profile stating something and then say “why do ladies” .

I look at female profiles and have probably seen that once!

You had it on your profile last week "

.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I swear people see one profile stating something and then say “why do ladies” .

I look at female profiles and have probably seen that once!

You don't read Nora

I always read profiles!

I'm sure you do "

Nora you should read more of the Welsh women or couples ones, it's there on quite a few.

Doesn't bother me, just contributing to this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alway gets me when the ladies have vwe only do we blokes ever put smo (super models only )

You could always put tight and tidy only

I'm fucked then...or not

Do you need VWE?

I need VVVVVWE especially width wise

Oh you want a traffic cone to sit on

Fat end first?

I don't think that would work "

Not with that attitude it won’t.

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By *orny1-4u OP   Man
over a year ago

newcastle

I'm just sitting back with a cuppa enjoying the thread

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"I swear people see one profile stating something and then say “why do ladies” .

I look at female profiles and have probably seen that once!

You had it on your profile last week

She's shrunk back now"

Think it actually stated monster cocks only

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I swear people see one profile stating something and then say “why do ladies” .

I look at female profiles and have probably seen that once!

You don't read Nora

I always read profiles!

I'm sure you do

Nora you should read more of the Welsh women or couples ones, it's there on quite a few.

Doesn't bother me, just contributing to this thread "

Ah I never ever look at couple profiles. That may be why I don’t see it.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Alway gets me when the ladies have vwe only do we blokes ever put smo (super models only )

You could always put tight and tidy only

I'm fucked then...or not

Do you need VWE?

I need VVVVVWE especially width wise

Oh you want a traffic cone to sit on

Fat end first?

I don't think that would work

Not with that attitude it won’t."

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I swear people see one profile stating something and then say “why do ladies” .

I look at female profiles and have probably seen that once!

You had it on your profile last week

She's shrunk back now

Think it actually stated monster cocks only "

Haha. And you didn’t apply?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Alway gets me when the ladies have vwe only do we blokes ever put smo (super models only )

You could always put tight and tidy only

I'm fucked then...or not

Do you need VWE?

I need VVVVVWE especially width wise

Oh you want a traffic cone to sit on "

Pfffttt that's tiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If some chaps put half as much effort into attracting the people whose preferences they could meet, as they do complaining, they’d be swimming in clunge.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I swear people see one profile stating something and then say “why do ladies” .

I look at female profiles and have probably seen that once!

You had it on your profile last week

She's shrunk back now

Think it actually stated monster cocks only "

She's thirsty is Nora

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You can ask for anything you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I swear people see one profile stating something and then say “why do ladies” .

I look at female profiles and have probably seen that once! "

Yeah, not that many specify the requirement for super size man wangs. Definitely a very small minority

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Alway gets me when the ladies have vwe only do we blokes ever put smo (super models only )

You could always put tight and tidy only

I'm fucked then...or not

Do you need VWE?

I need VVVVVWE especially width wise

Oh you want a traffic cone to sit on

Pfffttt that's tiny "

Let's not change the subject to my cock and stick to the cone please

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By *randomwhitedude75Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Alway gets me when the ladies have vwe only do we blokes ever put smo (super models only )

You could always put tight and tidy only

I'm fucked then...or not

Do you need VWE?

I need VVVVVWE especially width wise "

May I point you in my direction

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By *axtenMan
over a year ago

Darlington


"Alway gets me when the ladies have vwe only do we blokes ever put smo (super models only )

You could always put tight and tidy only "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a massive cock and nobody wants to meet me

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

As long as the man himself isn’t a giant cock then we are not really bothered about the size of his knob ..

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"I swear people see one profile stating something and then say “why do ladies” .

I look at female profiles and have probably seen that once!

You had it on your profile last week

She's shrunk back now

Think it actually stated monster cocks only

Haha. And you didn’t apply?"

Mine would have just been a cock minus the monster

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