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"All the women I find sexy to be local to me. Although they'd still have to find me attractive enough to want to meet me... Never mind Go on Pornhub. If the adverts are to be believed, there’s lots of sexy singles near me." | |||
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"I’d conjure up a reliable babysitter." D. | |||
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"All the women I find sexy to be local to me. Although they'd still have to find me attractive enough to want to meet me... Never mind " With that bottom!? You’ll be fine | |||
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"More spunk ! Would love to put 10-15 spurts in " Ahh, nice! I wonder what an acronym for that sort of attribute could be? GLJ? Geyser Level Jizz? | |||
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"Death to every man .there can be only one and that sadly ladies is going to be me if I get my hands on the wand . So defend it with your lives bitches " id give you a week before you were crying for life to go back | |||
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"Death to every man .there can be only one and that sadly ladies is going to be me if I get my hands on the wand . So defend it with your lives bitches id give you a week before you were crying for life to go back " Nah I'm a sadist bastard who will love giving the ladies the good old run around. If they think things are hard now for them , they have no idea how hard it would be for them if I was the dick in town | |||
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"A simple hi im alright and thriving and a catchup but magic is for children and debbie mcgee it doesnt work iv tried " Maybe you need a new wand? | |||
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"Death to every man .there can be only one and that sadly ladies is going to be me if I get my hands on the wand . So defend it with your lives bitches id give you a week before you were crying for life to go back Nah I'm a sadist bastard who will love giving the ladies the good old run around. If they think things are hard now for them , they have no idea how hard it would be for them if I was the dick in town " | |||
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"A simple hi im alright and thriving and a catchup but magic is for children and debbie mcgee it doesnt work iv tried Maybe you need a new wand? " its not the wand | |||
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"Death to every man .there can be only one and that sadly ladies is going to be me if I get my hands on the wand . So defend it with your lives bitches " Be careful what you wish for that could turn out 1 of 2 ways, you could end up being every woman’s stress ball ( imagine a million women all into cbt and pegging!?) ooorrr every woman’s plaything, taken over and over until the friction on your cock makes it erode away like a cliff? | |||
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"Make Jane's clit bigger for more pleasure " Clit pump? Im sure that’s a thing? Maybe im thinking of a pussy pump… | |||
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"I would find a way to teleport back to the U.K. for a few hours " The UK?! What about being in the UK would improve your Fab or Sex life? | |||
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"A simple hi im alright and thriving and a catchup but magic is for children and debbie mcgee it doesnt work iv tried Maybe you need a new wand? its not the wand " Maybe try a deal at a crossroads? | |||
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"A simple hi im alright and thriving and a catchup but magic is for children and debbie mcgee it doesnt work iv tried Maybe you need a new wand? its not the wand Maybe try a deal at a crossroads? " dunno what that means sorry | |||
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"To be the same size as Big Harold...... " I bet some days he wished the exact opposite | |||
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"A quickie divorce. I don’t think they exist…" Are there limits to your magic powers? | |||
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"A quickie divorce. I don’t think they exist… Are there limits to your magic powers? " Yeah, the limits a called greedy bastard solicitors | |||
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"Teach you how to spell magic" I’m sure you’ll find that Magick is a perfectly correct way of spelling it, but, maybe your wish should be not to act like a smart arse only to look a bit dopey… | |||
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"Teleporting devices Where to? " Loads off places would make things so much easier | |||
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