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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So they want to make a set of cards for the forums. 1 cand per user.

What 5 topics should be included on the cards and how do you think you would rate?

Its all about your forum presence not your overall fab profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ability to take a joke.

Average height of leg cocking.

Profile help assistance.

Discussion contributions.

Overall sexiness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup size

Cock length

Age

Intelligence

Fitness

That'll be fun.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Ability to take a joke.

Average height of leg cocking.

Profile help assistance.

Discussion contributions.

Overall sexiness."

This seems to encompass the remit of the thread

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Are they a cock?

Are they Wonko?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self-deprecation

Wit

Flirting

Conflict

Banter

I think that would be a mixed bag of scores

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics

Profile text

Number of forum bans

Dick taking/giving ability

Do they like Jaffa cakes

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Threads started (I score low)

Threads killed (I score quite low)

Number of people admitting to having you on their hotlist (a pleasingly decent number)

Number of messages received on a my mate fancies you thread (varies a lot, but generally a low number)

Likelihood of leaving the lounge and posting elsewhere (very very low)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Threads started (I score low)

Threads killed (I score quite low)

Number of people admitting to having you on their hotlist (a pleasingly decent number)

Number of messages received on a my mate fancies you thread (varies a lot, but generally a low number)

Likelihood of leaving the lounge and posting elsewhere (very very low)"

Good call on the last one, I once accidentally clicked on the Swinger's Chat forum. The memory haunts me

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Threads started (I score low)

Threads killed (I score quite low)

Number of people admitting to having you on their hotlist (a pleasingly decent number)

Number of messages received on a my mate fancies you thread (varies a lot, but generally a low number)

Likelihood of leaving the lounge and posting elsewhere (very very low)

Good call on the last one, I once accidentally clicked on the Swinger's Chat forum. The memory haunts me

I’m still haunted by the virus thread yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best ass

Only because I am in the running for being on the card

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are they a cock?

Are they a cock?

Are they Wonko's cock?"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"These ones!

D."

You have a Fab Trumps card! Envious and impressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do the have a pic of their dick with a lynclx can?

do they have a pic with a sky remote?

and various other dick pic guises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do the have a pic of their dick with a lynclx can?

do they have a pic with a sky remote?

and various other dick pic guises

Px "

clearly i can't type while having needles dragged down my thigh.

that should read 'lynx can'

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Forum word count/month

Length of time on site(in current guise - not including old profiles)

Number of profile photos

How many forum users have the shagged

Number of times someone has stated them as their favourite forum user in a thread in the hope of getting a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These ones!

You have a Fab Trumps card! Envious and impressed.

If you would like one Meli, just let me know,

I will knock you one up no problem

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"These ones!

You have a Fab Trumps card! Envious and impressed.

If you would like one Meli, just let me know,

I will knock you one up no problem

D."

I would love one from you.

(No, I really would! How did you do it? Slide into my box and tell me all)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So they want to make a set of cards for the forums. 1 cand per user.

What 5 topics should be included on the cards and how do you think you would rate?

Its all about your forum presence not your overall fab profile"

Winston...

Argumentative twat.

Thinks he's funny.

Questionable dress sense

Punching. Properly punching.

Can't flirt.

Lady Astor...

Hot.

Did I say Hot?

Winston

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Are they a cock?

Are they a cock?

Do they want Wonko's cock?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Self-deprecation

Wit

Flirting

Conflict

Banter

I think that would be a mixed bag of scores

Honestly read it as "a mixed bag of scones" and was quite bemused for a couple of minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are they a cock?

Are they a cock?

Do they want Wonko's cock?"

the answer to the last question would always be no so its not a valid catagory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are they a cock?

Are they a cock?

Do they want Wonko's cock?

the answer to the last question would always be no so its not a valid catagory"

Certainly not since you unfriended me

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Are they a cock?

Are they a cock?

Do they want Wonko's cock?

the answer to the last question would always be no so its not a valid catagory"

Thats not what the secret fab groups say!

Quite the little pocket rocket by all accounts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are they a cock?

Are they a cock?

Do they want Wonko's cock?

the answer to the last question would always be no so its not a valid catagory

Thats not what the secret fab groups say!

Quite the little pocket rocket by all accounts

well considering no one from her has met me thats a lie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are they a cock?

Are they a cock?

Do they want Wonko's cock?

the answer to the last question would always be no so its not a valid catagory

Certainly not since you unfriended me

I unfriended everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are they a cock?

Are they a cock?

Do they want Wonko's cock?

the answer to the last question would always be no so its not a valid catagory

Certainly not since you unfriended me

I unfriended everyone "

Oh, Wonko

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Are they a cock?

Are they a cock?

Do they want Wonko's cock?

the answer to the last question would always be no so its not a valid catagory

Certainly not since you unfriended me

I unfriended everyone "

Its a good job we are more than friends then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are they a cock?

Are they a cock?

Do they want Wonko's cock?

the answer to the last question would always be no so its not a valid catagory

Certainly not since you unfriended me

I unfriended everyone

Oh, Wonko

What?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are they a cock?

Are they a cock?

Do they want Wonko's cock?

the answer to the last question would always be no so its not a valid catagory

Certainly not since you unfriended me

I unfriended everyone

Its a good job we are more than friends then

Block list buddies?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Scores out of ten for:

Man Meat Monday

Torso Tuesday

Wiggle Wednesday

Thigh Thursday

Face Pic Friday

LvM

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Scores out of ten for:

Man Meat Monday

Torso Tuesday

Wiggle Wednesday

Thigh Thursday

Face Pic Friday

LvM

Sad Sausage Saturday?

Snail Trail Sunday?

There ARE 7 days in a week, after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scores out of ten for:

Man Meat Monday

Torso Tuesday

Wiggle Wednesday

Thigh Thursday

Face Pic Friday

LvM

I could do ok based on that

Man Meat Monday 6

Torso Tuesday 8

Wiggle Wednesday 10

Thigh Thursday 10

Face Pic Friday 8

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

One of these

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Scores out of ten for:

Man Meat Monday

Torso Tuesday

Wiggle Wednesday

Thigh Thursday

Face Pic Friday

LvM

Sad Sausage Saturday?

Snail Trail Sunday?

There ARE 7 days in a week, after all. "

*Five* topics! I actually read the OP properly for a change

... Intrigued by Saturday though

LvM

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Scores out of ten for:

Man Meat Monday

Torso Tuesday

Wiggle Wednesday

Thigh Thursday

Face Pic Friday

LvM

Sad Sausage Saturday?

Snail Trail Sunday?

There ARE 7 days in a week, after all.

*Five* topics! I actually read the OP properly for a change

... Intrigued by Saturday though

LvM"

*Rolls slowly off to Specsavers*

Sad Sausage Saturday - most points for the most depressing looking flaccid penis on show

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Scores out of ten for:

Man Meat Monday

Torso Tuesday

Wiggle Wednesday

Thigh Thursday

Face Pic Friday

LvM

Sad Sausage Saturday?

Snail Trail Sunday?

There ARE 7 days in a week, after all.

*Five* topics! I actually read the OP properly for a change

... Intrigued by Saturday though

LvM

*Rolls slowly off to Specsavers*

Sad Sausage Saturday - most points for the most depressing looking flaccid penis on show

So... a regular Saturday then?

What about Flacid Friday?

LvM

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Scores out of ten for:

Man Meat Monday

Torso Tuesday

Wiggle Wednesday

Thigh Thursday

Face Pic Friday

LvM

Sad Sausage Saturday?

Snail Trail Sunday?

There ARE 7 days in a week, after all.

*Five* topics! I actually read the OP properly for a change

... Intrigued by Saturday though

LvM

*Rolls slowly off to Specsavers*

Sad Sausage Saturday - most points for the most depressing looking flaccid penis on show

So... a regular Saturday then?

What about Flacid Friday?

LvM"

I want to award points for utter desperation in the flaccid situation though. I'm not looking for happy googly eyes or something cheerily perched on a hotdog bun

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Number of profiles they have blocked:

Number of orgasms achieves thinking of fellow forumers:

Ability to resolve conflict:

Ability to start conflict:

Number of tears shed the first time they saw Big Harold:

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Number of profiles they have blocked:

Number of orgasms achieves thinking of fellow forumers:

Ability to resolve conflict:

Ability to start conflict:

Number of tears shed the first time they saw Big Harold:"

Tears of joy or tears of pain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care what's on mine as look as it's fucking so rare that twatty Logan Paul will pay $10 million for

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