FabSwingers.com forum: If your performance in bed was based on a dessert....

By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Which one would you be? I would be a jelly roll, long and moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sticky pudding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smartprice egg custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spotted Dick.Come on someone has to say it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knickercockerglory?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

McFlurry. Never available when you want it the most.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

A Steaming hot Jam Roly-Poly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sticky toffee pudding yum, nice and messy

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

A huge ice cream sundae!

With marshmallows...and sparklers!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Thin pancake. The lemon and sugar one, not the fluffy, spongy scotch one.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

M&S melt in the middle chocolate pudding

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Knickerbockerglory?"

FiFY

^^^this, bit of everything

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Chocolate milkshake with a dollop of vanilla ice cream, squirty cream and hundreds and thousands of hundreds and thousands. Nice classic dessert and very fulfilling.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Banana split

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry Eton mess with extra sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big (authentic) gelato during your summer holiday (preferably in Italy)

All that you need in your diet

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Crumbly Cheshire cheese & a few stale crackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Victoria sponge. Pretty reliable. Most people like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vienetta....when the huge choice of alternatives is mind blowing you might settle for this cheap alternative

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Spotted Dick.Come on someone has to say it.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I'm kemon cheesecake.

Refreshing and delightful but sometimes with a hard edge. I was going to say a crusty base but that doesn't make my fanny sound over attractive

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm kemon cheesecake.

Refreshing and delightful but sometimes with a hard edge. I was going to say a crusty base but that doesn't make my fanny sound over attractive

Do you have a bit of a sour tang to your fanny as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blancmange. Sweet but wobbly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crumbly Cheshire cheese & a few stale crackers "

You had me at cheese

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By *eductiveEyesKillerThighsWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere & Everywhere

Apple crumble

Sweet spiced, juicy, warm and squelchy parts.

With kisses to make you Crumble!

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Cuthbert the Caterpillar cake….

Not as expensive or pretentious as some others, but just as enjoyable and possibly with more of a sense of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A trifle.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Crumbly Cheshire cheese & a few stale crackers

You had me at cheese

Haha sometimes I jazz it up with a baby bel

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Banana split x

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Sticky floppy pudding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tira misu..

Sumptious, smooth, uplifting and satisfying

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By *xhibitionistbenMan
over a year ago

Ware / Kings Cross

Angel delight…

Oh come on who am I kidding?! Devil’s chocolate cake

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Angel delight. Sweet, a little naughty, and you can't stop at one serving

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

I had two desserts which says I am greedy

Caramilk top deck chocolate followed by a banana.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Angel delight. Sweet, a little naughty, and you can't stop at one serving

Oh, I haven't had angel delight in years!

Really want some now.

I used to make a biscuit base (crushed up biscuits mixed with a little melted butter) and pour this on top. OMG, so simple, but so good.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Brids Dream Topping ..

Sweet Rich and goes with most things.

Also from the 70/80s

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Strawberries and ice cream with a crushed Flake over the top.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

The Antarctic. Very cold and devoid of life, bar a few extremophile bacterium

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Cuthbert the Caterpillar cake….

Not as expensive or pretentious as some others, but just as enjoyable and possibly with more of a sense of fun"

Colin has been ditched?!

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By *histle do nicelyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow South

A banana split

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"A Steaming hot Jam Roly-Poly."

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You had me at "steaming".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A soufflé, looks good but deflates under any pressure

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"Cuthbert the Caterpillar cake….

Not as expensive or pretentious as some others, but just as enjoyable and possibly with more of a sense of fun

Colin has been ditched?!

Im just as nice, and half the price

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eton Mess. Says it all really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angel Delight

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Apple crumble...piping hot. You need to blow on it every so often!

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By *rummy2020Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Tiramasu, creamy and you keep coming back for another taste (maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconut pie with extra custard

Tasty moist and always finding extra bits to nibble later

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

Sloppy semolina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate eclair

Lick the length of me, nibble and bite for creamy filling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate eclair

Lick the length of me, nibble and bite for creamy filling

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i need to change my name to greggs silent s

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By *nnasHammerCouple
over a year ago

The Upside Down

"Chocolate eclair

Lick the length of me, nibble and bite for creamy filling

That’s a good one actually.

Warm Chocolate fudge cake with vanilla ice cream for me. Bit of hot and cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate eclair

Lick the length of me, nibble and bite for creamy filling

Does it also work if I start at the bottom, lick the cream and finish on top?

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By *haneportsMan
over a year ago

portsmouth

Trifle, layers & variations.

Cream too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate eclair

Lick the length of me, nibble and bite for creamy filling

Does it also work if I start at the bottom, lick the cream and finish on top?

Indeed it does

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Trifle Shag

Multi layered with varying degrees of consistency

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

Ice cream sunde with whipped cream and marshmallows.....lick the cream then slowly ease my way through the ice cream .

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I be jello everything all wigggling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elton mess xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deconstructed Eton Mess, enjoying a bite here, a lick there, an occasional slurp and a nibble of all the identifiable bits.

E xx

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

A strong, warm, comforting Christmas pudding with a rich depth of flavour and texture. Topped off with the soothing embrace of warm thick custard. Food for the soul and body, but ironically in my case not just for Christmas.

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

Passion fruit tropical trifle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there such a thing as a 30 second cheesecake?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A Warm Apple Pie And Cream....

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Trifle Shag

Multi layered with varying degrees of consistency

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That sounds good to me

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Who needs dessert when you're covered in M&Ms - I AM dessert

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

Arctic roll

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

A sherry trifle. Soggy fingers at the bottom and covered in cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A giant profiteroll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spotted Dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angel Delight, no bloody substance

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Jelly and ice-cream

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Crème brûlée, once you crack my tough but sweet exterior, I’m soft and creamy on the inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate trifle, sweet and decadent

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Eton Mess! In a heap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana angel delight. Sweet, sticky and delightful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spotted dick

And custard

Bit heavy on stomach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

baked alaska

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Panacotta I wobble in all the right places (and then some!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of those that look amazing on the packaging, but when you remove it from the box it's really disappointing!

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

Chilli chocolate melt in the middle pud

Initially looks like a comfortable fit, a soft entry, smooth down the throat... with a naughty unexpected finale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tesco basic yogurt

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I’m just a jammy tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of those little pots of rich chocolate ganache.

Tasty, but over comparatively quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana Split. It's all about that curve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple upside-down pudding with lots of whipped cream.

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

A couple of profiteroles and a modestly sized but creamy eclair

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