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"Please take a number and wait for your turn. All complants directed here will be dealt with in a swift and proofeshioinal manner by our trained staff. Have a nice day. " Errrmm. Hope they are better at resolving problems than they are spelling professional!  | |||
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"No one reads my profile  "I read your profile. But since it's a forum a/c I didn't mail you.  | |||
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But since it's a forum a/c I didn't mail you.
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I read your profile.
But since it's a forum a/c I didn't mail you.
Sure it said messages from forum people were acceptable
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D'oh!
I'd best put myself on the naughty step. I obviously didn't read it properly "Haha now to think of a suitable punishment | |||
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"No one reads my profile
I read your profile.
But since it's a forum a/c I didn't mail you.
Sure it said messages from forum people were acceptable
Any excuse I say
D'oh!
I'd best put myself on the naughty step. I obviously didn't read it properly
Haha now to think of a suitable punishment"chuckles... | |||
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"Please take a number and wait for your turn. All complants directed here will be dealt with in a swift and proofeshioinal manner by our trained staff. Have a nice day. Errrmm. Hope they are better at resolving problems than they are spelling professional! "Sorry. All our prufeshional staff are busy at present. Please hold ... | |||
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"I didn't get my dream job because I'm too over qualified. " Awwww I'm sorry to hear that, they don't deserve you  | |||
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(not that anyone else is complaining about that, but I am!!) It's veering between a husky whisper (just about acceptable, although it makes me sound like I should be on a sex phone line) and a disappearing squeak | |||
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I read your profile.
But since it's a forum a/c I didn't mail you.
Sure it said messages from forum people were acceptable
Any excuse I say
D'oh!
I'd best put myself on the naughty step. I obviously didn't read it properly
Haha now to think of a suitable punishment
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"My fb is not answering his phone. I know he worked a late shift last night but he should be here servicing me! "All servicing enquiries should be directed to our Servicing and Maintenance Department. It is still the members responsibility to maintain their equipment and lubricate it regularly. | |||
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"No one reads my profile
Please complete Form T055ER and place it in the round container under the desk. A member of our Advice on Profiles team will not get back to you after not reading your profile or replying. "Can't I just have a PA pretty please | |||
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"No one reads my profile
I read your profile.
But since it's a forum a/c I didn't mail you.
Sure it said messages from forum people were acceptable
Any excuse I say
D'oh!
I'd best put myself on the naughty step. I obviously didn't read it properly
Haha now to think of a suitable punishment
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"I'd like to complain that the complaints officier is not dealing with complaints very promptly or efficiently. "We are currently experiencing a 'don't give a toss' issue at this busy time. We sincerely hope you will be patient with us and not flounce off and make our lives easier... | |||
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"I'd like to complain that the complaints officier is not dealing with complaints very promptly or efficiently.
We are currently experiencing a 'don't give a toss' issue at this busy time. We sincerely hope you will be patient with us and not flounce off and make our lives easier..."I am in search of a new more highly qualified complaints officer, sorry but you are yesterdays news | |||
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"I have itchy boobs.. its driving me nuts. no where else im itching just my friggin tits!! " Wire wool is sold in our Maintenance Department Madam. | |||
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"I have itchy boobs.. its driving me nuts. no where else im itching just my friggin tits!! Wire wool is sold in our Maintenance Department Madam. " thank you | |||
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"I'd like to complain that the complaints officier is not dealing with complaints very promptly or efficiently. "...call held... ... ... | |||
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"I have itchy boobs.. its driving me nuts. no where else im itching just my friggin tits!! Wire wool is sold in our Maintenance Department Madam. thank you " A member of our staff who has no idea where it is will assist you in getting lost Madam. | |||
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"My computer seems to keep directing me to fab rather than the work I should really be doing right now. Is this a website problem? "It appears to be a technical issue caused by lots of people not getting any. I suggest you try again at a time when everyone has a meet planned. | |||
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"I'd like to complain that the complaints officier is not dealing with complaints very promptly or efficiently.
We are currently experiencing a 'don't give a toss' issue at this busy time. We sincerely hope you will be patient with us and not flounce off and make our lives easier...
I am in search of a new more highly qualified complaints officer, sorry but you are yesterdays news "...call held.... ... ...I suggest you get some sandwiches, you've got a long wait ahead ... ... | |||
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"Theres no plain chocolate hob nobs to go with my cup of tea "We are sorry to hear this. The Complaints team know nothing about any missing biscuits and there were no witnessses to confirm we know nothing about it.... | |||
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"I'd like to complain that you've not answered my complaint - and don't say it's because you can't hear me!!! "Did you take a number? I'm afraid you missed your turn, we will be with you again in 5-7 days. | |||
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"I'd like to complain that the complaints officier is not dealing with complaints very promptly or efficiently.
We are currently experiencing a 'don't give a toss' issue at this busy time. We sincerely hope you will be patient with us and not flounce off and make our lives easier...
I am in search of a new more highly qualified complaints officer, sorry but you are yesterdays news
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...I suggest you get some sandwiches, you've got a long wait ahead ... ..."I've taken to ironing
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"I haven't had a single 'fancy a fuck' message in the last half hour "We take this situation very seriously and have taken the liberty to post your details on the 'no holes barred I wan't a fuck now' meeting section of the site for the next 30 days. You should see an improvement in this matter within the next 3 seconds. | |||
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"I haven't had a single 'fancy a fuck' message in the last half hour "Feel free to have some of mine | |||
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"I haven't had a single 'fancy a fuck' message in the last half hour
We take this situation very seriously and have taken the liberty to post your details on the 'no holes barred I wan't a fuck now' meeting section of the site for the next 30 days.
You should see an improvement in this matter within the next 3 seconds. "yes it's flippin worked #innundated | |||
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"Sorted miss Julie's complaint, turns out she didn't. "lol | |||
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"I used to like looking at white dog poo but can't seem to find any to look at these days. Any advice?" get a different hobby | |||
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"I used to like looking at white dog poo but can't seem to find any to look at these days. Any advice?get a different hobby "Yep it still exists, strangely enough 
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"I didn't get my dream job because I'm too over qualified. " Time to ajust your CV...Some employers are just too scared to hire someone who may take their jobs...I know what you mean by being over qualified and it is a shame as they are missing out ... I got a job that i love. But i also have my resignation letter ready from day one in case i find something i may enjoy more | |||
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"Haha thats a great one, whatever did happen to white poo?! " I remember being told as a kid that white poo only came from poodles | |||
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"I just received an email from a guy im supposed to be meeting with a picture on it saying 'DNA results are in.. yup your a fat twat' what should i do? " Sen him back a pic of some size 8, big boobed Page 3 girl with accompanying message..... "Bad move sucker! This is the real me and you've just blown it through being a twat..." | |||
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"Haha thats a great one, whatever did happen to white poo?! " I know why! *funky dons his monocle and serious face* Before the 90's the pet food industry was very unregulated. Basically you could put any old shit in it and no one would kick up a fuss. Amongst the junk they used to pile into pet food to pad it out and fill your pet up was a lot of chalk. You may or may have noticed that you never saw a cat or dog lay a fresh white turd? This is because white poo's were always old and washed out with the chalk rising to the surface of the stool.' Thus ends Professor Funky's facts class for today. | |||
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"Haha thats a great one, whatever did happen to white poo?! I know why! *funky dons his monocle and serious face* Before the 90's the pet food industry was very unregulated. Basically you could put any old shit in it and no one would kick up a fuss. Amongst the junk they used to pile into pet food to pad it out and fill your pet up was a lot of chalk. You may or may have noticed that you never saw a cat or dog lay a fresh white turd? This is because white poo's were always old and washed out with the chalk rising to the surface of the stool.' Thus ends Professor Funky's facts class for today." OMG...I am happy to finally know the truth.. although a little sad as thought it set poodles aside as special | |||
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Please complete Form T055ER and place it in the round container under the desk. A member of our Advice on Profiles team will not get back to you after not reading your profile or replying.
Can't I just have a PA pretty please "Another one???
And I'd like to complain!
Didn't win the fookin lottery - again !
Please post Fridays numbers here - then we can all buy a ticket and if it wins shag in a huge pile of money!!
Oh - and sort the price of diesel out too whilst your at it! Meh!  | |||
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"I just received an email from a guy im supposed to be meeting with a picture on it saying 'DNA results are in.. yup your a fat twat' what should i do? Sen him back a pic of some size 8, big boobed Page 3 girl with accompanying message..... "Bad move sucker! This is the real me and you've just blown it through being a twat..." "haha like your thinking ,, sadly it wont work | |||
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"Haha thats a great one, whatever did happen to white poo?! I know why! *funky dons his monocle and serious face* Before the 90's the pet food industry was very unregulated. Basically you could put any old shit in it and no one would kick up a fuss. Amongst the junk they used to pile into pet food to pad it out and fill your pet up was a lot of chalk. You may or may have noticed that you never saw a cat or dog lay a fresh white turd? This is because white poo's were always old and washed out with the chalk rising to the surface of the stool.' Thus ends Professor Funky's facts class for today. OMG...I am happy to finally know the truth.. although a little sad as thought it set poodles aside as special "Don't let anyone tell you forums are a waste of time .....you learn something new everyday | |||
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"where do we get the numbers from? because my cat is being annoying even for him, i've even tried cooking fish but does he want it? does he bollocks!" Can you take my annoying cat at the same time? At least one of us can get some peace that way. | |||
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"where do we get the numbers from? because my cat is being annoying even for him, i've even tried cooking fish but does he want it? does he bollocks! Can you take my annoying cat at the same time? At least one of us can get some peace that way." Oi you two I asked first re my cats
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"where do we get the numbers from? because my cat is being annoying even for him, i've even tried cooking fish but does he want it? does he bollocks! Can you take my annoying cat at the same time? At least one of us can get some peace that way." my cat does NOT play well with others at all. he likes watching tv shows about police dogs because he sees them as a challenge. | |||
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"where do we get the numbers from? because my cat is being annoying even for him, i've even tried cooking fish but does he want it? does he bollocks! Can you take my annoying cat at the same time? At least one of us can get some peace that way. Oi you two I asked first re my cats
Get in the queue to sort annoying cats out "Mine has been causing problems for days. I refer you to several posts on the subject. She's still being bloody annoying. | |||
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"where do we get the numbers from? because my cat is being annoying even for him, i've even tried cooking fish but does he want it? does he bollocks! Can you take my annoying cat at the same time? At least one of us can get some peace that way. Oi you two I asked first re my cats
Get in the queue to sort annoying cats out "how is typing with one hand a problem? i often do it | |||
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"Julie I read your profile, Nic pic by the way " YESSSSS someone read my profile, does a happy dance | |||
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"where do we get the numbers from? because my cat is being annoying even for him, i've even tried cooking fish but does he want it? does he bollocks! Can you take my annoying cat at the same time? At least one of us can get some peace that way. Oi you two I asked first re my cats
Get in the queue to sort annoying cats out
how is typing with one hand a problem? i often do it "I have two cats so can't always even manage that
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"where do we get the numbers from? because my cat is being annoying even for him, i've even tried cooking fish but does he want it? does he bollocks! Can you take my annoying cat at the same time? At least one of us can get some peace that way. my cat does NOT play well with others at all. he likes watching tv shows about police dogs because he sees them as a challenge." I don't mind if your cat kills mine. My problems will be over. She only came to stay for a week.... nearly 13 years ago. | |||
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"where do we get the numbers from? because my cat is being annoying even for him, i've even tried cooking fish but does he want it? does he bollocks! Can you take my annoying cat at the same time? At least one of us can get some peace that way. Oi you two I asked first re my cats
Get in the queue to sort annoying cats out
how is typing with one hand a problem? i often do it
I have two cats so can't always even manage that
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"where do we get the numbers from? because my cat is being annoying even for him, i've even tried cooking fish but does he want it? does he bollocks! Can you take my annoying cat at the same time? At least one of us can get some peace that way. my cat does NOT play well with others at all. he likes watching tv shows about police dogs because he sees them as a challenge. I don't mind if your cat kills mine. My problems will be over. She only came to stay for a week.... nearly 13 years ago." it's them joining forces and overpowering me i'm worried about | |||
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"where do we get the numbers from? because my cat is being annoying even for him, i've even tried cooking fish but does he want it? does he bollocks! Can you take my annoying cat at the same time? At least one of us can get some peace that way. Oi you two I asked first re my cats
Get in the queue to sort annoying cats out
how is typing with one hand a problem? i often do it
I have two cats so can't always even manage that
i'll pop over and give you a hand "Take 2 I got a bit excited! Oops... Oh goody, you can come and sort my pussy out
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Right cats are getting booted out | |||
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"where do we get the numbers from? because my cat is being annoying even for him, i've even tried cooking fish but does he want it? does he bollocks! Can you take my annoying cat at the same time? At least one of us can get some peace that way. Oi you two I asked first re my cats
Get in the queue to sort annoying cats out
how is typing with one hand a problem? i often do it
I have two cats so can't always even manage that
i'll pop over and give you a hand
Take 2 I got a bit excited! Oops...
Oh goody, you can come and sort my pussy out
*boom boom*
Right cats are getting booted out "good idea that'll leave your hands free too | |||
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"where do we get the numbers from? because my cat is being annoying even for him, i've even tried cooking fish but does he want it? does he bollocks! Can you take my annoying cat at the same time? At least one of us can get some peace that way. Oi you two I asked first re my cats
Get in the queue to sort annoying cats out
how is typing with one hand a problem? i often do it
I have two cats so can't always even manage that
i'll pop over and give you a hand
Take 2 I got a bit excited! Oops...
Oh goody, you can come and sort my pussy out
*boom boom*
Right cats are getting booted out
good idea that'll leave your hands free too"I have a new complaint - my pussy problems are not being dealt with! | |||
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"where do we get the numbers from? because my cat is being annoying even for him, i've even tried cooking fish but does he want it? does he bollocks! Can you take my annoying cat at the same time? At least one of us can get some peace that way. Oi you two I asked first re my cats
Get in the queue to sort annoying cats out
how is typing with one hand a problem? i often do it
I have two cats so can't always even manage that
i'll pop over and give you a hand
Take 2 I got a bit excited! Oops...
Oh goody, you can come and sort my pussy out
*boom boom*
Right cats are getting booted out
good idea that'll leave your hands free too
I have a new complaint - my pussy problems are not being dealt with!"We will have to share | |||
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"where do we get the numbers from? because my cat is being annoying even for him, i've even tried cooking fish but does he want it? does he bollocks! Can you take my annoying cat at the same time? At least one of us can get some peace that way. Oi you two I asked first re my cats
Get in the queue to sort annoying cats out
how is typing with one hand a problem? i often do it
I have two cats so can't always even manage that
i'll pop over and give you a hand
Take 2 I got a bit excited! Oops...
Oh goody, you can come and sort my pussy out
*boom boom*
Right cats are getting booted out
good idea that'll leave your hands free too
I have a new complaint - my pussy problems are not being dealt with!"want me to pop over to you too? | |||
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"I used to like looking at white dog poo but can't seem to find any to look at these days. Any advice?" This phenomenonenomenom has been a major concern for some time. Hi-vizibility turds have a great advantage over the more traditional browns and their severe reduction in recent years is a worrying trend that has been proven to be linked to Global Warming. | |||
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"I just received an email from a guy im supposed to be meeting with a picture on it saying 'DNA results are in.. yup your a fat twat' what should i do? " Tazer his testicles | |||
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"I get lots of people look at my profile but hardly any messages." Please complete Form T055ER and place it in the round container under the desk. A member of our Advice on Profiles team will not get back to you after not reading your profile or replying. | |||
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"where do we get the numbers from? because my cat is being annoying even for him, i've even tried cooking fish but does he want it? does he bollocks! Can you take my annoying cat at the same time? At least one of us can get some peace that way. Oi you two I asked first re my cats
Get in the queue to sort annoying cats out
how is typing with one hand a problem? i often do it
I have two cats so can't always even manage that
i'll pop over and give you a hand
Take 2 I got a bit excited! Oops...
Oh goody, you can come and sort my pussy out
*boom boom*
Right cats are getting booted out
good idea that'll leave your hands free too
I have a new complaint - my pussy problems are not being dealt with!"You need our Service Department for faulty pussies. We would like to remind all users that regular cleaning and lubrication is your responsibility and faulty pussies that have not been serviced regularly will be returned to the user. | |||
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"I just received an email from a guy im supposed to be meeting with a picture on it saying 'DNA results are in.. yup your a fat twat' what should i do? Tazer his testicles "Thats the best advice i have ever had. Thank you and i will carry out my instructions.. once i find a tazer gun | |||
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"I just received an email from a guy im supposed to be meeting with a picture on it saying 'DNA results are in.. yup your a fat twat' what should i do? Tazer his testicles
Thats the best advice i have ever had. Thank you and i will carry out my instructions.. once i find a tazer gun "borrow mine if you like | |||
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"Just out of interest, whom would you complain about the complaints department too…. Eh? "I'm sorry, the Complants Department is closed for a £3 million refurbishment at present. Please try later | |||
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"I just received an email from a guy im supposed to be meeting with a picture on it saying 'DNA results are in.. yup your a fat twat' what should i do? Tazer his testicles
Thats the best advice i have ever had. Thank you and i will carry out my instructions.. once i find a tazer gun
borrow mine if you like"Mr fab 2012 you bloomin gem.. i will get pictures to post as evidence :D | |||
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"Just out of interest, whom would you complain about the complaints department too…. Eh?
I'm sorry, the Complants Department is closed for a £3 million refurbishment at present.
Please try later "I wish to complain that the term “please try later” is not specific enough and potentially exposes the reader to risk wasting time …….!. Which in itself goes someway to confirming the hypothesis of an entirely different thread .!. Humph | |||
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"Just out of interest, whom would you complain about the complaints department too…. Eh?
I'm sorry, the Complants Department is closed for a £3 million refurbishment at present.
Please try later
I wish to complain that the term “please try later” is not specific enough and potentially exposes the reader to risk wasting time …….!.
Which in itself goes someway to confirming the hypothesis of an entirely different thread .!.
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"I just received an email from a guy im supposed to be meeting with a picture on it saying 'DNA results are in.. yup your a fat twat' what should i do? Tazer his testicles
Thats the best advice i have ever had. Thank you and i will carry out my instructions.. once i find a tazer gun
borrow mine if you like
Mr fab 2012 you bloomin gem.. i will get pictures to post as evidence :D "You bloody wont!!!
Can I just confirm that 'said email' was a piss take Jeremy Kyle pic someone had sent me - and not in any way directed at sassy!!
She's not in any way a twat!
A messy eater yes - but not a twat!
Any sign of a tazer and there'll be double the spanking dished out!! | |||
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"I'm losing my voice (not that anyone else is complaining about that, but I am!!) It's veering between a husky whisper (just about acceptable, although it makes me sound like I should be on a sex phone line) and a disappearing squeak "The gud news is it only lasts about 1 week ! | |||
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" We are currently experiencing a 'don't give a toss' issue at this busy time. We sincerely hope you will be patient with us and not flounce off and make our lives easier..." Are there any option button we shud be pressing whilst where waiting .. and wheres the shite music to listen to ?? | |||
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"cyclists... enough said ! "Oi !!! | |||
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"Unindated wirh travellers, stopping me looking after my patients" Stick 'em in a walk-in freezer and use them for organ donation. | |||
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"my head hurts thinking about straight guys and bi guys and guys pretending to be straight and more bi guy and threads about the bi guys and tv's...... and my cock gets hard as well when I think about them all
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