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"The Ginger Sausage is now open folks, Usual rules apply, Stay Classy Shout em out. " Stout!!! | |||
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"The Ginger Sausage is now open folks, Usual rules apply, Stay Classy Shout em out. Stout!!!" Guinness or islands Edge?? | |||
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"Is Guinness classy? Oh well, if not I’ll have your best wine please good sir "always my man,, The cut off is Stella, bud, T, Carlings, and the likes,, | |||
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"Oh it's nearly kick off can I grab 2 bottles of Cobra please "I havnt served that in years, sure thing, want some nuts with that. | |||
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"I could do with a nice cold pint of lager shandy right now Followed by a JD and lemonade with a tiny drizzle of honey x" Estrella Galicia do?? Have you tried JD Honey | |||
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"Spiced rum and lemonade please " would you like to try some Deadhead, | |||
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"I'm having a New England IPA  "as in USA new England?? And did you bring your own??  | |||
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"20/20 please " what flavour folks?? | |||
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"Spiced rum and lemonade please would you like to try some Deadhead, " I don’t know what that is? | |||
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"I could do with a nice cold pint of lager shandy right now Followed by a JD and lemonade with a tiny drizzle of honey x Estrella Galicia do?? Have you tried JD Honey" Yes please
No. I like my JD to taste of JD. They put too much honey into that one. I prefer homemade | |||
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"I could do with a nice cold pint of lager shandy right now Followed by a JD and lemonade with a tiny drizzle of honey x Estrella Galicia do?? Have you tried JD Honey Yes please
No. I like my JD to taste of JD. They put too much honey into that one. I prefer homemade "I perfer my whiskey to taste of Whiskey, so I avoid JD altogether, so I totally get ya, lol | |||
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"Spiced rum and lemonade please would you like to try some Deadhead, I don’t know what that is?" , it's very out there spiced rum,, madam needs to Google it. | |||
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"I'm having a New England IPA as in USA new England??
And did you bring your own?? "Bought my own
Its a sweet local brewery | |||
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"Scotch, Islay Neat please "single malt sir?? | |||
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"Stay classy you say? Ok then, 6 JD and colas please (as I can't ask for a pint)." ahh ffs NAN a, I'll give you 2, come back in 10 minutes for another 2,,  | |||
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"I'm having a New England IPA as in USA new England??
And did you bring your own??
Bought my own
Its a sweet local brewery "did you bring 1 for me?? | |||
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"Thistly Cross please "is that a Cider my man?? | |||
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"Spiced rum and lemonade please would you like to try some Deadhead, I don’t know what that is?, it's very out there spiced rum,, madam needs to Google it. " | |||
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"I'm having a New England IPA as in USA new England??
And did you bring your own??
Bought my own
Its a sweet local brewery did you bring 1 for me?? "4 for the price of three!! Take your pick.. Potluck  | |||
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"I could do with a nice cold pint of lager shandy right now Followed by a JD and lemonade with a tiny drizzle of honey x Estrella Galicia do?? Have you tried JD Honey Yes please
No. I like my JD to taste of JD. They put too much honey into that one. I prefer homemade I perfer my whiskey to taste of Whiskey, so I avoid JD altogether, so I totally get ya, lol" | |||
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"Thistly Cross please is that a Cider my man?? " my man? 
Yes it's a cider. Best make it a couple if I look like a fella. | |||
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"I am currently sipping a pale sherry, so line me up another on my doilie please barman NBVN x" Sherry!! | |||
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"I'm having a New England IPA as in USA new England??
And did you bring your own??
Bought my own
Its a sweet local brewery did you bring 1 for me??
4 for the price of three!! Take your pick.. Potluck "surprise me | |||
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"Changed my mind no stout Lemonade with Two shots of Sambuca and a slice of lime please" ohh big fan of your work, cuming right up madame | |||
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"I am currently sipping a pale sherry, so line me up another on my doilie please barman NBVN x Sherry!! " Yes sherry, I will have you know that Emily Bishop is actually a sex kitten after a pale sherry in this house 
NBVN x | |||
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"What’s the Ginger Sausage special cocktail? "ohh I can't be sharing that over the bar, I'll have to bring you in the back and show you, | |||
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"Thistly Cross please is that a Cider my man??
my man?
Yes it's a cider. Best make it a couple if I look like a fella."omg,, totally got the orders mixed up, My bad sexy lady, on the house,, for the evening  | |||
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"Changed my mind no stout Lemonade with Two shots of Sambuca and a slice of lime please ohh big fan of your work, cuming right up madame " Was that from reading my free blow jobs comment on another thread lol | |||
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"Pint of neck oil please squire, and one for your good self…keep the change. Have you got any scampi fries back there? " Oh i love them!! | |||
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"I would love 2 espresso martinis please - if it’s 2 for 1? Happy hour? White Russian for Mr, thank you please. I have ID if you need it ", save the I'd folks, I only I'd those who ask for Stella, Would madame like to try those with XO? | |||
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"What’s the Ginger Sausage special cocktail? ohh I can't be sharing that over the bar, I'll have to bring you in the back and show you, " I’ll take two please | |||
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"Stay classy you say? Ok then, 6 JD and colas please (as I can't ask for a pint). ahh ffs NAN a, I'll give you 2, come back in 10 minutes for another 2,, "It's been a taxing day  | |||
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"Pint of neck oil please squire, and one for your good self…keep the change. Have you got any scampi fries back there? " scampi and bacon, and tayto crisps, sir | |||
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"What’s the Ginger Sausage special cocktail? ohh I can't be sharing that over the bar, I'll have to bring you in the back and show you, "Just don't ask why the ice cubes are cream coloured | |||
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"I would love 2 espresso martinis please - if it’s 2 for 1? Happy hour? White Russian for Mr, thank you please. I have ID if you need it , save the I'd folks, I only I'd those who ask for Stella,
Would madame like to try those with XO? "Oh, so you're selling Stella but you won't give me a pint of JD and Coke  | |||
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"It's been a hard day. Just give me a few glasses of something strong and short with ice. Then maybe I can relax and take my time with something a bit more easy going." I got legal Potin there is one was feeling Brave,, | |||
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"Mug of tea please. Good glug of milk, no sugar. I'm sweet enough." sorry Jim this is a growth Hormone free environment,, with lemon do? | |||
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"Pint of neck oil please squire, and one for your good self…keep the change. Have you got any scampi fries back there? scampi and bacon, and tayto crisps, sir" Bacon, as in frazzles or pork scratchings? Fuck it, I’ll have a bag of each sir… is it alright to pay on card? | |||
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"I’d love a strong gin please, steady on the tonic. It’s been one of those weeks" can I recommend a Nordes gin to the madame | |||
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"I am currently sipping a pale sherry, so line me up another on my doilie please barman NBVN x" I have a Williams & Humbert Dos Cortados Aged 20 years there in the back if madame would like a treat, | |||
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"A pint of London porter please bar man "coming right up, Ohh that reminds me, Note to self add London Pride to banned list, | |||
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"I am currently sipping a pale sherry, so line me up another on my doilie please barman NBVN x I have a Williams & Humbert Dos Cortados Aged 20 years there in the back if madame would like a treat, " Ooh please NBVN x | |||
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"tequila please. followed quick sharp by passionfruit gin and lemonade, thanking you kindly Px "I have a Clase Azul gathering dust there, shall I pop it open, as for the Gin All I have is Malfy in passionfruit, I can offer you the best pink gin on the andt if one would like to try. | |||
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"I am currently sipping a pale sherry, so line me up another on my doilie please barman NBVN x I have a Williams & Humbert Dos Cortados Aged 20 years there in the back if madame would like a treat, Ooh please NBVN x" cuming right up madame | |||
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"Not my usual - but I have an urge for a pint of cold cider ", any particular brand??? | |||
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"It's been a hard day. Just give me a few glasses of something strong and short with ice. Then maybe I can relax and take my time with something a bit more easy going. I got legal Potin there is one was feeling Brave,, " Hit me. | |||
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"It's been a hard day. Just give me a few glasses of something strong and short with ice. Then maybe I can relax and take my time with something a bit more easy going. I got legal Potin there is one was feeling Brave,, Hit me." Ahh I can't be doing that, I will serve you and pick you up later and make sure you get to a taxi, | |||
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" Complimentary bar nuts still available then ... fresh I hope?! "always fresh, scrubbed clean at 17.00 daily, | |||
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"Goodevening minehost, I hope you are well and you've had a great day.It has been one of those days, so could I have a pint of Heverlee please. " I don't have that 1 my man But I can offer you Franciscan well From Cork, brewed in the same way for 100s of years,, If sir would like to try, and your go2 is on the notes for ordering for the next night. | |||
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"I would love 2 espresso martinis please - if it’s 2 for 1? Happy hour? White Russian for Mr, thank you please. I have ID if you need it , save the I'd folks, I only I'd those who ask for Stella,
Would madame like to try those with XO? "I’ll say yes, I have an unsophisticated palate though so absolutely no idea what it is | |||
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"I’d love a strong gin please, steady on the tonic. It’s been one of those weeks can I recommend a Nordes gin to the madame" That would be most kind, thank you sir | |||
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"Goodevening minehost, I hope you are well and you've had a great day.It has been one of those days, so could I have a pint of Heverlee please. I don't have that 1 my man But I can offer you Franciscan well From Cork, brewed in the same way for 100s of years,, If sir would like to try, and your go2 is on the notes for ordering for the next night. " That will do nicely innkeep, thank you. | |||
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"What’s the Ginger Sausage special cocktail? ohh I can't be sharing that over the bar, I'll have to bring you in the back and show you,
Just don't ask why the ice cubes are cream coloured "I bet that’s the secret ingredient! | |||
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"Pint of neck oil please squire, and one for your good self…keep the change. Have you got any scampi fries back there? " Oooo i love neck oil | |||
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"Not my usual - but I have an urge for a pint of cold cider , any particular brand??? "Let's go for a crisp Thatchers | |||
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"I would love 2 espresso martinis please - if it’s 2 for 1? Happy hour? White Russian for Mr, thank you please. I have ID if you need it , save the I'd folks, I only I'd those who ask for Stella,
Would madame like to try those with XO?
I’ll say yes, I have an unsophisticated palate though so absolutely no idea what it is "madame will be pleased | |||
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"I’d love a strong gin please, steady on the tonic. It’s been one of those weeks can I recommend a Nordes gin to the madame That would be most kind, thank you sir " most welcome | |||
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"Just a Plantation XO rum for me. No ice. No mixer. Perfect as it is." I agree sir | |||
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"I’m feeling fruity so a dirty banana please "coming right up folks | |||
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"Not my usual - but I have an urge for a pint of cold cider , any particular brand???
Let's go for a crisp Thatchers "you got it madame | |||
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"Peach schnapps and lemonade please.. oh flash backs to a teenager in Magaluf many years ago "that's a first for me, must have missed that buzz years ago lol | |||
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"What’s the Ginger Sausage special cocktail? ohh I can't be sharing that over the bar, I'll have to bring you in the back and show you,
Just don't ask why the ice cubes are cream coloured
I bet that’s the secret ingredient! "I bet you are wrong | |||
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"Just a Plantation XO rum for me. No ice. No mixer. Perfect as it is." I prefer Appleton's Estate 12 year old dark rum. Goes down a treat! | |||
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"Just a Plantation XO rum for me. No ice. No mixer. Perfect as it is. I prefer Appleton's Estate 12 year old dark rum. Goes down a treat! " copelands smugglers was the 1 that stood out for me, but it's been years since I had a premium rum. | |||
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"I'll take a bourbon & pepsi, please!" right with you sir | |||
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"It's been a hard day. Just give me a few glasses of something strong and short with ice. Then maybe I can relax and take my time with something a bit more easy going. I got legal Potin there is one was feeling Brave,, Hit me. Ahh I can't be doing that, I will serve you and pick you up later and make sure you get to a taxi, "No, you don't need to worry. I'm on the booze. Somehow the beer gods always find me a ride home or someone's bed for the night. But thank you anyways | |||
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"It's been a hard day. Just give me a few glasses of something strong and short with ice. Then maybe I can relax and take my time with something a bit more easy going. I got legal Potin there is one was feeling Brave,, Hit me. Ahh I can't be doing that, I will serve you and pick you up later and make sure you get to a taxi,
No, you don't need to worry. I'm on the booze. Somehow the beer gods always find me a ride home or someone's bed for the night. But thank you anyways
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"Can I have a large one please x" come round the back so | |||
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"Pint of honey please " | |||
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" Aren't we on the shots yet?! ",, I have Cajun fire water here, who's up for a mouth burner, | |||
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" Aren't we on the shots yet?! "After just watching the football then hell yes, line them up | |||
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" Aren't we on the shots yet?!
After just watching the football then hell yes, line them up "surrounded by Pool fans here in work, they are delighted | |||
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" Aren't we on the shots yet?!
After just watching the football then hell yes, line them up surrounded by Pool fans here in work, they are delighted "I’m sat next to one think I’ll kick him in the spare room | |||
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" Aren't we on the shots yet?!
After just watching the football then hell yes, line them up surrounded by Pool fans here in work, they are delighted
I’m sat next to one think I’ll kick him in the spare room "lol | |||
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