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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

BUT NOT BOTH.

Mine: Celine Dion is actually Jamaican.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A female owl says twit and the male one says who

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Venus is the only planet to spin clockwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are taller in the morning than you are in the evening. As we go through the day, the cartilage in our knees and spine slowly compresses causing us to shrink a little. When we sleep at night the cartilage has a chance to rest and goes back to its normal size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are taller in the morning than you are in the evening. As we go through the day, the cartilage in our knees and spine slowly compresses causing us to shrink a little. When we sleep at night the cartilage has a chance to rest and goes back to its normal size."

So should I update my profile in the morning with my new height?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My work colleague was late for work again today, when the boss asked him, why you late again?, his reply was 'sorry i was dreaming about football and it went into extra time, that's why I slept in'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A female owl says twit and the male one says who "
I did find this funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are taller in the morning than you are in the evening. As we go through the day, the cartilage in our knees and spine slowly compresses causing us to shrink a little. When we sleep at night the cartilage has a chance to rest and goes back to its normal size."

So go to theme parks in the morning to get on the rides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Krays were last prisoners in the tower of London

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A female owl says twit and the male one says who "

You know I did this thread with you on mind Jimmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael Jackson attempted to buy Marvel Comics with the intention of being the first live action Spiderman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you drink enough water you can get d*unk from it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/05/22 20:02:00]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A female owl says twit and the male one says who

You know I did this thread with you on mind Jimmy "

It was a very me thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Michael Jackson attempted to buy Marvel Comics with the intention of being the first live action Spiderman."

*spiderman swings in after the avengers save the day*

‘Hee hee’

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

If you fart in your hand and sniff it straight away it smells like bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you fart in your hand and sniff it straight away it smells like bacon "

That's rash.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"If you drink enough water you can get d*unk from it lol"

You can certainly get hyponatremia from it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Michael Jackson attempted to buy Marvel Comics with the intention of being the first live action Spiderman.

*spiderman swings in after the avengers save the day*

‘Hee hee’"

Shamone Mr Stark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have a night on the town and you come home at 3am fall into bed, wake up the next day feeling like you have been hit by a lorry....its the sleep that did it, as you felt brilliant when you went to bed. True story that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cornflakes we’re originally invented as an anti masturbation concept

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SteveAndPicklePloughmans is actually a centaur but with a wee willy winkie

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Hartlepudlians hang monkeys and they are proud to be called monkey hangers strange lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world is flat and the moon is made from blue cheese...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"SteveAndPicklePloughmans is actually a centaur but with a wee willy winkie "

He’s seen my friends only pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SteveAndPicklePloughmans is actually a centaur but with a wee willy winkie

He’s seen my friends only pics "

You promised you wouldn't tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemons float, but limes sink Because limes are denser than lemons, they drop to the bottom of a glass, while lemons float at the top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you drink enough water you can get d*unk from it lol"

Jesus Christ.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"If you drink enough water you can get d*unk from it lol

Jesus Christ."
nah he was more into making water into wine apparently

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

If you add together the length of all the toes on your left foot, it equals the length of your penis.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"If you add together the length of all the toes on your left foot, it equals the length of your penis."

What if you don't have a penis?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"If you add together the length of all the toes on your left foot, it equals the length of your penis.

What if you don't have a penis? "
you can grow one on ya arm I’ve seen it on the telly

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"If you add together the length of all the toes on your left foot, it equals the length of your penis.

What if you don't have a penis? you can grow one on ya arm I’ve seen it on the telly "

Oooooooooo sounds fun! Will I have one as thick as my arm?

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs


"The world is flat and the moon is made from blue cheese..."

I new it!!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"If you add together the length of all the toes on your left foot, it equals the length of your penis.

What if you don't have a penis? you can grow one on ya arm I’ve seen it on the telly

Oooooooooo sounds fun! Will I have one as thick as my arm?"
only if you rub special ointment in

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"If you add together the length of all the toes on your left foot, it equals the length of your penis.

What if you don't have a penis? you can grow one on ya arm I’ve seen it on the telly

Oooooooooo sounds fun! Will I have one as thick as my arm? only if you rub special ointment in "

I'm told cocoa butter is best

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lemons float, but limes sink Because limes are denser than lemons, they drop to the bottom of a glass, while lemons float at the top. "

Omg this has spun me

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Lenny Henry and Michael Jackson were born on the same day - 29th August 1958.

Lenny in Lenny Henry's case is short for Lenworth.

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By *iltomMan
over a year ago

swansea


"SteveAndPicklePloughmans is actually a centaur but with a wee willy winkie "

not much wee about that lovely willie winkie

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Echidnas have a penis with four heads

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"If you add together the length of all the toes on your left foot, it equals the length of your penis.

What if you don't have a penis? you can grow one on ya arm I’ve seen it on the telly

Oooooooooo sounds fun! Will I have one as thick as my arm?"

If so, i'm coming to your house! Wow!

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