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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

That is the nickname of a prehistoric pig that was bigger than a horse. Wild boar are ferocious today and parts of Germany and France are riddled with them but these Hell Pigs were on a different level. Tom wonders what these buggers tasted like ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flaming hot

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Isn’t that the name given to every woman on fab who ignores/deletes messages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn’t that the name given to every woman on fab who ignores/deletes messages?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn’t that the name given to every woman on fab who ignores/deletes messages?"

No thats Hell Dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn’t that the name given to every woman on fab who ignores/deletes messages?"

No that's meatloaf.

They will do anything for love, but they won't do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They seems to have a large mouth, odd hair and they roamed across North America for many years causing chaos. Their Latin name is

Porkus Trumpus.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

An interest video for you all

https://youtu.be/trJpxwMGoCw

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I guess I killed this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess I killed this one "

In fairness where can you go with this?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I guess I killed this one

In fairness where can you go with this? "

The video is quite interesting though

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

How ferocious were these buggers and did they hunt man or did man hunt them..

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"That is the nickname of a prehistoric pig that was bigger than a horse. Wild boar are ferocious today and parts of Germany and France are riddled with them but these Hell Pigs were on a different level. Tom wonders what these buggers tasted like ..."
had wild pig in Budapest, huge portions, and it was amazing, very strong in taste served with a plum sauce.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"How ferocious were these buggers and did they hunt man or did man hunt them.. "

I dont think they lived at the same time Tom

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"How ferocious were these buggers and did they hunt man or did man hunt them..

I dont think they lived at the same time Tom "

They blooming did..

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

Bet he couldn't fly

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Man would have developed more innovation to trap and eat these beasts..

Holes dug and sticks and leaves covering the hole and entice this massive noar into the trap . Bingo

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Thinking about those pork scratchings!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"How ferocious were these buggers and did they hunt man or did man hunt them..

I dont think they lived at the same time Tom

They blooming did.. "

hogwash!!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"How ferocious were these buggers and did they hunt man or did man hunt them..

I dont think they lived at the same time Tom

They blooming did.. "

Entelodonts lived between roughly 40-15mya in what is now North America and Eurasia. Humans evolved about 1mya and didnt leave africa for quite some time. When they were alive we were barely out of the trees.

Sorry but you cant argue with the fossil record Tom

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Oh and they arent related to pigs, they are more closely related to hippos and whales

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Oh and they arent related to pigs, they are more closely related to hippos and whales"

Google is your friend Doc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prehistoric Pig? Boris?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Oh and they arent related to pigs, they are more closely related to hippos and whales

Google is your friend Doc "

I literally got that information from the video link that I posted

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Oh and they arent related to pigs, they are more closely related to hippos and whales

Google is your friend Doc

I literally got that information from the video link that I posted"

It's good .. I got the same information from Google .. so it must be true

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"How ferocious were these buggers and did they hunt man or did man hunt them..

I dont think they lived at the same time Tom

They blooming did..

Entelodonts lived between roughly 40-15mya in what is now North America and Eurasia. Humans evolved about 1mya and didnt leave africa for quite some time. When they were alive we were barely out of the trees.

Sorry but you cant argue with the fossil record Tom "

You are misinformed Dr..

Mark my words...

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"How ferocious were these buggers and did they hunt man or did man hunt them..

I dont think they lived at the same time Tom

They blooming did..

Entelodonts lived between roughly 40-15mya in what is now North America and Eurasia. Humans evolved about 1mya and didnt leave africa for quite some time. When they were alive we were barely out of the trees.

Sorry but you cant argue with the fossil record Tom

You are misinformed Dr..

Mark my words..."

Based on what exactly?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"How ferocious were these buggers and did they hunt man or did man hunt them..

I dont think they lived at the same time Tom

They blooming did..

Entelodonts lived between roughly 40-15mya in what is now North America and Eurasia. Humans evolved about 1mya and didnt leave africa for quite some time. When they were alive we were barely out of the trees.

Sorry but you cant argue with the fossil record Tom

You are misinformed Dr..

Mark my words...

Based on what exactly?"

It's all over the news

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"How ferocious were these buggers and did they hunt man or did man hunt them..

I dont think they lived at the same time Tom

They blooming did..

Entelodonts lived between roughly 40-15mya in what is now North America and Eurasia. Humans evolved about 1mya and didnt leave africa for quite some time. When they were alive we were barely out of the trees.

Sorry but you cant argue with the fossil record Tom

You are misinformed Dr..

Mark my words...

Based on what exactly?

It's all over the news "

Of course! How could I be so foolish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Just wait until you hear about the ferocious gold digging ants the size of dogs that used to torment ancient Indians.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Just wait until you hear about the ferocious gold digging ants the size of dogs that used to torment ancient Indians."

Did they find many rich men?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Just wait until you hear about the ferocious gold digging aunts the size of dogs that used to torment ancient Indians."

Damn those old Indian aunts!

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Would make a hell of a pork chop!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Just wait until you hear about the ferocious gold digging ants the size of dogs that used to torment ancient Indians.

Did they find many rich men?"

The rich men stayed well away, preferring to send their labourers. And only female camel. Why female?

The answer will shock you...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Just wait until you hear about the ferocious gold digging aunts the size of dogs that used to torment ancient Indians.

Damn those old Indian aunts!"

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Just wait until you hear about the ferocious gold digging ants the size of dogs that used to torment ancient Indians.

Did they find many rich men?

The rich men stayed well away, preferring to send their labourers. And only female camel. Why female?

The answer will shock you..."

It's all over the toes isn't it?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Just wait until you hear about the ferocious gold digging ants the size of dogs that used to torment ancient Indians.

Did they find many rich men?

The rich men stayed well away, preferring to send their labourers. And only female camel. Why female?

The answer will shock you..."

I'm not sure if I'll be able to cope with this!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Just wait until you hear about the ferocious gold digging ants the size of dogs that used to torment ancient Indians.

Did they find many rich men?

The rich men stayed well away, preferring to send their labourers. And only female camel. Why female?

The answer will shock you...

I'm not sure if I'll be able to cope with this!"

Subscribe to my Substack to find out more... (Joke. Joke!)

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"That is the nickname of a prehistoric pig that was bigger than a horse. Wild boar are ferocious today and parts of Germany and France are riddled with them but these Hell Pigs were on a different level. Tom wonders what these buggers tasted like ..."

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Just think of all that bacon.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

A

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Just wait until you hear about the ferocious gold digging ants the size of dogs that used to torment ancient Indians.

Did they find many rich men?

The rich men stayed well away, preferring to send their labourers. And only female camel. Why female?

The answer will shock you...

I'm not sure if I'll be able to cope with this!

Subscribe to my Substack to find out more... (Joke. Joke!)"

I dont even know what a substack to be fair

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"That is the nickname of a prehistoric pig that was bigger than a horse. Wild boar are ferocious today and parts of Germany and France are riddled with them but these Hell Pigs were on a different level. Tom wonders what these buggers tasted like ..."

Where did you see this Tom?

Winston

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Just wait until you hear about the ferocious gold digging ants the size of dogs that used to torment ancient Indians.

Did they find many rich men?

The rich men stayed well away, preferring to send their labourers. And only female camel. Why female?

The answer will shock you...

I'm not sure if I'll be able to cope with this!

Subscribe to my Substack to find out more... (Joke. Joke!)

I dont even know what a substack to be fair "

A platform where you can subscribe to individual writers for a fee. (I don't have one and I'm not serious and I'm not trying to get anyone's money )

The tale goes that female camels were used shortly after giving birth. Only they were motivated enough to run fast enough, after the gold had been mined, to escape the dog sized ants. To return to their babies.

Otherwise both miner and camel would be torn apart!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Just wait until you hear about the ferocious gold digging ants the size of dogs that used to torment ancient Indians.

Did they find many rich men?

The rich men stayed well away, preferring to send their labourers. And only female camel. Why female?

The answer will shock you...

I'm not sure if I'll be able to cope with this!

Subscribe to my Substack to find out more... (Joke. Joke!)

I dont even know what a substack to be fair

A platform where you can subscribe to individual writers for a fee. (I don't have one and I'm not serious and I'm not trying to get anyone's money )

The tale goes that female camels were used shortly after giving birth. Only they were motivated enough to run fast enough, after the gold had been mined, to escape the dog sized ants. To return to their babies.

Otherwise both miner and camel would be torn apart!"

I wouldnt give you money anyway

Where is this story even from? Is this all over the news? Are the ants susceptible to parasitic fungi? So many questions!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Just wait until you hear about the ferocious gold digging ants the size of dogs that used to torment ancient Indians.

Did they find many rich men?

The rich men stayed well away, preferring to send their labourers. And only female camel. Why female?

The answer will shock you...

I'm not sure if I'll be able to cope with this!

Subscribe to my Substack to find out more... (Joke. Joke!)

I dont even know what a substack to be fair

A platform where you can subscribe to individual writers for a fee. (I don't have one and I'm not serious and I'm not trying to get anyone's money )

The tale goes that female camels were used shortly after giving birth. Only they were motivated enough to run fast enough, after the gold had been mined, to escape the dog sized ants. To return to their babies.

Otherwise both miner and camel would be torn apart!

I wouldnt give you money anyway

Where is this story even from? Is this all over the news? Are the ants susceptible to parasitic fungi? So many questions! "

My protests are more - I promise I'm not breaking any forum rules. Lol

Herodotus, the father of history. It's one of those famous passages where you read it and go, sweet baby Jesus wtf?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Just wait until you hear about the ferocious gold digging ants the size of dogs that used to torment ancient Indians.

Did they find many rich men?

The rich men stayed well away, preferring to send their labourers. And only female camel. Why female?

The answer will shock you...

I'm not sure if I'll be able to cope with this!

Subscribe to my Substack to find out more... (Joke. Joke!)

I dont even know what a substack to be fair

A platform where you can subscribe to individual writers for a fee. (I don't have one and I'm not serious and I'm not trying to get anyone's money )

The tale goes that female camels were used shortly after giving birth. Only they were motivated enough to run fast enough, after the gold had been mined, to escape the dog sized ants. To return to their babies.

Otherwise both miner and camel would be torn apart!

I wouldnt give you money anyway

Where is this story even from? Is this all over the news? Are the ants susceptible to parasitic fungi? So many questions!

My protests are more - I promise I'm not breaking any forum rules. Lol

Herodotus, the father of history. It's one of those famous passages where you read it and go, sweet baby Jesus wtf?"

Ahhh gees, it would of been Herodotus. He was very...creative

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Just wait until you hear about the ferocious gold digging ants the size of dogs that used to torment ancient Indians.

Did they find many rich men?

The rich men stayed well away, preferring to send their labourers. And only female camel. Why female?

The answer will shock you...

I'm not sure if I'll be able to cope with this!

Subscribe to my Substack to find out more... (Joke. Joke!)

I dont even know what a substack to be fair

A platform where you can subscribe to individual writers for a fee. (I don't have one and I'm not serious and I'm not trying to get anyone's money )

The tale goes that female camels were used shortly after giving birth. Only they were motivated enough to run fast enough, after the gold had been mined, to escape the dog sized ants. To return to their babies.

Otherwise both miner and camel would be torn apart!

I wouldnt give you money anyway

Where is this story even from? Is this all over the news? Are the ants susceptible to parasitic fungi? So many questions!

My protests are more - I promise I'm not breaking any forum rules. Lol

Herodotus, the father of history. It's one of those famous passages where you read it and go, sweet baby Jesus wtf?

Ahhh gees, it would of been Herodotus. He was very...creative "

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

It was in the pastocen period and both humans and these monster pigs mixed.. the only advantage to man was that they made weapons and the pigs relied on their tusks

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"It was in the pastocen period and both humans and these monster pigs mixed.. the only advantage to man was that they made weapons and the pigs relied on their tusks "

*citation needed

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"It was in the pastocen period and both humans and these monster pigs mixed.. the only advantage to man was that they made weapons and the pigs relied on their tusks

*citation needed"

Citation. Tusks are sharp

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I reckon it was a hairy hippo, not a pig.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Creatures in the Pleistocene were quite malleable.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"It was in the pastocen period and both humans and these monster pigs mixed.. the only advantage to man was that they made weapons and the pigs relied on their tusks

*citation needed"

Ever seen a pig with a gun?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"It was in the pastocen period and both humans and these monster pigs mixed.. the only advantage to man was that they made weapons and the pigs relied on their tusks

*citation needed

Ever seen a pig with a gun?"

Maybe they had lasers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Creatures in the Pleistocene were quite malleable. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I reckon it was a hairy hippo, not a pig."

Or a porkupine ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just watched an episode of American Horror Story...Images of Pigs from Hell are not what I want in my head right now

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Thought this was going to be a thread about the woman at the end of our lane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was in the pastocen period and both humans and these monster pigs mixed.. the only advantage to man was that they made weapons and the pigs relied on their tusks

*citation needed

Ever seen a pig with a gun?

Maybe they had lasers?"

Highly likely

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Piiiiigs iiiiin spaaaaaace.

Cred:the Muppets.

Winston

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