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"It’s a bloke love " I’d bought flowers as well  | |||
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"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages "But will I still get a suck? | |||
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"It's gona cost yah  "I’ll break into my piggy bank  | |||
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"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages
But will I still get a suck? "Probably 2 Hopes: No hope and Bob Hope | |||
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"She means your rooster…. In finger licking good crispy batter" So she’ll like my batter then? | |||
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"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages
But will I still get a suck?
Probably 2 Hopes: No hope and Bob Hope "I like a ladies hoope | |||
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"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages "Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message? | |||
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"Its time to get the cloths out to give it a buffing up " And don’t stop till I see my face in it  | |||
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"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages
Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?"In  | |||
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"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages
Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?"Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina. | |||
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"When you turn up you’re probably getting mugged, bummed or both." The jokes on her cause I’ve gave her my mates address | |||
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"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages
Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?
Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina."I’m a laydee  | |||
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"When you turn up you’re probably getting mugged, bummed or both. The jokes on her cause I’ve gave her my mates address "Wait a minute. You said we were mates | |||
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"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages
Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?
Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina."Done deal ha ha
Me I do  | |||
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"When you turn up you’re probably getting mugged, bummed or both. The jokes on her cause I’ve gave her my mates address
Wait a minute. You said we were mates "Your address is Byker Grove right?  | |||
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"When you turn up you’re probably getting mugged, bummed or both. The jokes on her cause I’ve gave her my mates address
Wait a minute. You said we were mates
Your address is Byker Grove right? "Wey aye pet  | |||
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"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages
Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?
Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.
Done deal ha ha
Me I do "EVERYONE!!! FREE VAGINA HERE | |||
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"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages
Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?
Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.
Done deal ha ha
Me I do "2 minutes while I tape my penis between my legs | |||
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"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages
Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?
Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina."I'll private message you with three fab peeps that will tell ya i love giving blow jobs with nothing in return. That's the only way I can think of to 'show' you | |||
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"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages
Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?
Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.
Done deal ha ha
Me I do
EVERYONE!!! FREE VAGINA HERE "I am that ha ha and I wouldn’t want to see it in a pic would have to be in person ha ha Definitely a post that didn’t age well | |||
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"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages
Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?
Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.
I'll private message you with three fab peeps that will tell ya i love giving blow jobs with nothing in return. That's the only way I can think of to 'show' you" to your inbox | |||
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"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages
Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?
Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.
Done deal ha ha
Me I do
2 minutes while I tape my penis between my legs "Ooo no I don’t want a pic would rather see it in person ha ha | |||
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"It means its a bloke in disguise" I wouldn’t be bothered if it’s a good disguise  | |||
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"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages
Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?
Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.
I'll private message you with three fab peeps that will tell ya i love giving blow jobs with nothing in return. That's the only way I can think of to 'show' you"Make that 4 messages | |||
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"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages
Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?
Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.
I'll private message you with three fab peeps that will tell ya i love giving blow jobs with nothing in return. That's the only way I can think of to 'show' you
to your inbox "I don't know what the emoji means  | |||
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"Means she wants you to send pictures of your balloon knot." That would be the most perfect scenario | |||
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"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages
Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?"Quite right | |||
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"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages
Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?
Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.
Done deal ha ha
Me I do
2 minutes while I tape my penis between my legs
Ooo no I don’t want a pic would rather see it in person ha ha "4pm is a bit late to set off on 200 mile round trip. Throw a Big Mac meal in and we’ve got a deal | |||
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"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages
Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?
Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.
I'll private message you with three fab peeps that will tell ya i love giving blow jobs with nothing in return. That's the only way I can think of to 'show' you
to your inbox
I don't know what the emoji means "RIP to your inbox. | |||
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"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages
Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?
Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.
Done deal ha ha
Me I do
2 minutes while I tape my penis between my legs
Ooo no I don’t want a pic would rather see it in person ha ha
4pm is a bit late to set off on 200 mile round trip. Throw a Big Mac meal in and we’ve got a deal "Don’t bottle it now | |||
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"She wants to fist you with her rock hard tongue and long sharp nails " You know exactly how to tease me. We should get married | |||
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"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages
Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?
Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.
I'll private message you with three fab peeps that will tell ya i love giving blow jobs with nothing in return. That's the only way I can think of to 'show' you
to your inbox
I don't know what the emoji means "It means your inbox is gonna explode if it hasn't already
Send them my way as well if you like haha | |||
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"She wants to fist you with her rock hard tongue and long sharp nails You know exactly how to tease me. We should get married "I loveeeee knowing I hit the right spots when I talk filthy to you. *wedding bells ring in the distance* I'll make you spunk over the wedding bells too during the ceremony because I know you like to be humiliated. And then I'll make you clean it all up with cheap toilet roll and I will masturbate as the toilet roll all breaks up into tiny bits because it can't handle your thick, chunky and extra lumpy sperm. | |||
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"She wants to fist you with her rock hard tongue and long sharp nails You know exactly how to tease me. We should get married
I loveeeee knowing I hit the right spots when I talk filthy to you.
*wedding bells ring in the distance*
I'll make you spunk over the wedding bells too during the ceremony because I know you like to be humiliated. And then I'll make you clean it all up with cheap toilet roll and I will masturbate as the toilet roll all breaks up into tiny bits because it can't handle your thick, chunky and extra lumpy sperm."Rex is getting married in the morning. Ding dong the bells are gonna chime | |||
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"When you turn up you’re probably getting mugged, bummed or both." Who knows. He may like that too | |||
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"She wants to fist you with her rock hard tongue and long sharp nails You know exactly how to tease me. We should get married
I loveeeee knowing I hit the right spots when I talk filthy to you.
*wedding bells ring in the distance*
I'll make you spunk over the wedding bells too during the ceremony because I know you like to be humiliated. And then I'll make you clean it all up with cheap toilet roll and I will masturbate as the toilet roll all breaks up into tiny bits because it can't handle your thick, chunky and extra lumpy sperm.
Rex is getting married in the morning. Ding dong the bells are gonna chime "I want to be best man. | |||
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"She will suggest a glory hole and let her fella do it instead." Let’s hope he doesn’t have a prickly moustache then | |||
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"She wants to fist you with her rock hard tongue and long sharp nails You know exactly how to tease me. We should get married
I loveeeee knowing I hit the right spots when I talk filthy to you.
*wedding bells ring in the distance*
I'll make you spunk over the wedding bells too during the ceremony because I know you like to be humiliated. And then I'll make you clean it all up with cheap toilet roll and I will masturbate as the toilet roll all breaks up into tiny bits because it can't handle your thick, chunky and extra lumpy sperm.
Rex is getting married in the morning. Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
I want to be best man."You can’t, you’re sellotaping your cock to your bullet hole remember | |||
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"She will get her strap on out..... "Oh god no | |||
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"She wants to fist you with her rock hard tongue and long sharp nails You know exactly how to tease me. We should get married
I loveeeee knowing I hit the right spots when I talk filthy to you.
*wedding bells ring in the distance*
I'll make you spunk over the wedding bells too during the ceremony because I know you like to be humiliated. And then I'll make you clean it all up with cheap toilet roll and I will masturbate as the toilet roll all breaks up into tiny bits because it can't handle your thick, chunky and extra lumpy sperm.
Rex is getting married in the morning. Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
I want to be best man.
You can’t, you’re sellotaping your cock to your bullet hole remember "Maid of honour? | |||
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"She wants to fist you with her rock hard tongue and long sharp nails You know exactly how to tease me. We should get married
I loveeeee knowing I hit the right spots when I talk filthy to you.
*wedding bells ring in the distance*
I'll make you spunk over the wedding bells too during the ceremony because I know you like to be humiliated. And then I'll make you clean it all up with cheap toilet roll and I will masturbate as the toilet roll all breaks up into tiny bits because it can't handle your thick, chunky and extra lumpy sperm.
Rex is getting married in the morning. Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
I want to be best man.
You can’t, you’re sellotaping your cock to your bullet hole remember
Maid of honour? "Only if you catch the flowers | |||
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"She wants to fist you with her rock hard tongue and long sharp nails You know exactly how to tease me. We should get married
I loveeeee knowing I hit the right spots when I talk filthy to you.
*wedding bells ring in the distance*
I'll make you spunk over the wedding bells too during the ceremony because I know you like to be humiliated. And then I'll make you clean it all up with cheap toilet roll and I will masturbate as the toilet roll all breaks up into tiny bits because it can't handle your thick, chunky and extra lumpy sperm.
Rex is getting married in the morning. Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
I want to be best man.
You can’t, you’re sellotaping your cock to your bullet hole remember
Maid of honour?
Only if you catch the flowers "You’ve spunked on the flowers haven’t you? | |||
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"She wants to fist you with her rock hard tongue and long sharp nails You know exactly how to tease me. We should get married
I loveeeee knowing I hit the right spots when I talk filthy to you.
*wedding bells ring in the distance*
I'll make you spunk over the wedding bells too during the ceremony because I know you like to be humiliated. And then I'll make you clean it all up with cheap toilet roll and I will masturbate as the toilet roll all breaks up into tiny bits because it can't handle your thick, chunky and extra lumpy sperm.
Rex is getting married in the morning. Ding dong the bells are gonna chime
I want to be best man.
You can’t, you’re sellotaping your cock to your bullet hole remember
Maid of honour?
Only if you catch the flowers
You’ve spunked on the flowers haven’t you? "They need feeding | |||
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"It means she wants to watch you suck it yourself "15 years ago | |||
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"Fake profile "I was so hoping I’d met ‘the one’ | |||
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"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages
Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?
Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.
Done deal ha ha
Me I do
2 minutes while I tape my penis between my legs
Ooo no I don’t want a pic would rather see it in person ha ha
4pm is a bit late to set off on 200 mile round trip. Throw a Big Mac meal in and we’ve got a deal
Don’t bottle it now "Oooo I am not ha ha | |||
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"It means she wants to watch you suck it yourself
15 years ago "I'll just fire up my DeLorean. Do you want to see my flux capacitor? | |||
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"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages
Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?
Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.
I'll private message you with three fab peeps that will tell ya i love giving blow jobs with nothing in return. That's the only way I can think of to 'show' you
to your inbox
I don't know what the emoji means
RIP to your inbox."My box is empty as usual lol | |||
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"It means she wants to watch you suck it yourself
15 years ago
I'll just fire up my DeLorean. Do you want to see my flux capacitor? "I’ll pump you with my Gigawatts | |||
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"Fake profile
I was so hoping I’d met ‘the one’ "She’s still out there buddy, just be patient | |||
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"If I say it, I mean it! " She means business ^^ | |||
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"Fake profile
I was so hoping I’d met ‘the one’
She’s still out there buddy, just be patient "Thank you for your kind supportive words | |||
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"She means what she says "My undies have just fell down | |||
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"I want him to drop me off a kfc" I knew there was a subliminal message in there | |||
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"It’s a bloke love " As funny as Mel Brooks. | |||
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"It’s a bloke love As funny as Mel Brooks." Does he suck peen? | |||
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"Fuck sake man just give it up… "I need to be sure she’s the one | |||
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"Make sure she's not d*unk when she does, some flipping cow, not the wife, pas*ed out sucking my cock and bit into the head. Everytime it got hard it burst n bled. "Did she pass out after the effects of your hanky kicked in? | |||
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"Make sure she's not d*unk when she does, some flipping cow, not the wife, pas*ed out sucking my cock and bit into the head. Everytime it got hard it burst n bled.
Did she pass out after the effects of your hanky kicked in? "Must've been that fart I slipped | |||
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