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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

…. what does she really mean?

Love and Peace

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

It’s a bloke love

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's gona cost yah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s a bloke love "

I’d bought flowers as well

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By *ck BasswardsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

She means your rooster….

In finger licking good crispy batter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages

But will I still get a suck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's gona cost yah

I’ll break into my piggy bank

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages

But will I still get a suck?

Probably 2 Hopes: No hope and Bob Hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She means your rooster….

In finger licking good crispy batter"

So she’ll like my batter then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its time to get the cloths out to give it a buffing up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages

But will I still get a suck?

Probably 2 Hopes: No hope and Bob Hope

I like a ladies hoope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages

Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its time to get the cloths out to give it a buffing up "

And don’t stop till I see my face in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you turn up you’re probably getting mugged, bummed or both.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages

Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages

Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?"

Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you turn up you’re probably getting mugged, bummed or both."

The jokes on her cause I’ve gave her my mates address

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages

Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?

Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina."

I’m a laydee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you turn up you’re probably getting mugged, bummed or both.

The jokes on her cause I’ve gave her my mates address

Wait a minute. You said we were mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages

Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?

Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina."

Done deal ha ha

Me I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you turn up you’re probably getting mugged, bummed or both.

The jokes on her cause I’ve gave her my mates address

Wait a minute. You said we were mates

Your address is Byker Grove right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you turn up you’re probably getting mugged, bummed or both.

The jokes on her cause I’ve gave her my mates address

Wait a minute. You said we were mates

Your address is Byker Grove right?

Wey aye pet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages

Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?

Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.

Done deal ha ha

Me I do

EVERYONE!!! FREE VAGINA HERE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It means its a bloke in disguise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages

Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?

Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.

Done deal ha ha

Me I do

2 minutes while I tape my penis between my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages

Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?

Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina."

I'll private message you with three fab peeps that will tell ya i love giving blow jobs with nothing in return. That's the only way I can think of to 'show' you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages

Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?

Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.

Done deal ha ha

Me I do

EVERYONE!!! FREE VAGINA HERE

I am that ha ha and I wouldn’t want to see it in a pic would have to be in person ha ha

Definitely a post that didn’t age well

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Means she wants you to send pictures of your balloon knot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages

Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?

Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.

I'll private message you with three fab peeps that will tell ya i love giving blow jobs with nothing in return. That's the only way I can think of to 'show' you"

to your inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages

Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?

Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.

Done deal ha ha

Me I do

2 minutes while I tape my penis between my legs

Ooo no I don’t want a pic would rather see it in person ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It means its a bloke in disguise"

I wouldn’t be bothered if it’s a good disguise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages

Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?

Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.

I'll private message you with three fab peeps that will tell ya i love giving blow jobs with nothing in return. That's the only way I can think of to 'show' you"

Make that 4 messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages

Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?

Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.

I'll private message you with three fab peeps that will tell ya i love giving blow jobs with nothing in return. That's the only way I can think of to 'show' you

to your inbox

I don't know what the emoji means

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Means she wants you to send pictures of your balloon knot."

That would be the most perfect scenario

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages

Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?"

Quite right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages

Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?

Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.

Done deal ha ha

Me I do

2 minutes while I tape my penis between my legs

Ooo no I don’t want a pic would rather see it in person ha ha "

4pm is a bit late to set off on 200 mile round trip. Throw a Big Mac meal in and we’ve got a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wants to fist you with her rock hard tongue and long sharp nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages

Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?

Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.

I'll private message you with three fab peeps that will tell ya i love giving blow jobs with nothing in return. That's the only way I can think of to 'show' you

to your inbox

I don't know what the emoji means

RIP to your inbox.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages

Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?

Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.

Done deal ha ha

Me I do

2 minutes while I tape my penis between my legs

Ooo no I don’t want a pic would rather see it in person ha ha

4pm is a bit late to set off on 200 mile round trip. Throw a Big Mac meal in and we’ve got a deal

Don’t bottle it now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She wants to fist you with her rock hard tongue and long sharp nails "

You know exactly how to tease me. We should get married

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages

Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?

Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.

I'll private message you with three fab peeps that will tell ya i love giving blow jobs with nothing in return. That's the only way I can think of to 'show' you

to your inbox

I don't know what the emoji means

It means your inbox is gonna explode if it hasn't already

Send them my way as well if you like haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She wants to fist you with her rock hard tongue and long sharp nails

You know exactly how to tease me. We should get married

I loveeeee knowing I hit the right spots when I talk filthy to you.

*wedding bells ring in the distance*

I'll make you spunk over the wedding bells too during the ceremony because I know you like to be humiliated. And then I'll make you clean it all up with cheap toilet roll and I will masturbate as the toilet roll all breaks up into tiny bits because it can't handle your thick, chunky and extra lumpy sperm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She will suggest a glory hole and let her fella do it instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She wants to fist you with her rock hard tongue and long sharp nails

You know exactly how to tease me. We should get married

I loveeeee knowing I hit the right spots when I talk filthy to you.

*wedding bells ring in the distance*

Rex is getting married in the morning. Ding dong the bells are gonna chime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you turn up you’re probably getting mugged, bummed or both."

Who knows. He may like that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She wants to fist you with her rock hard tongue and long sharp nails

You know exactly how to tease me. We should get married

I loveeeee knowing I hit the right spots when I talk filthy to you.

*wedding bells ring in the distance*

Rex is getting married in the morning. Ding dong the bells are gonna chime

I want to be best man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She will suggest a glory hole and let her fella do it instead."

Let’s hope he doesn’t have a prickly moustache then

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

She will get her strap on out.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She wants to fist you with her rock hard tongue and long sharp nails

You know exactly how to tease me. We should get married

I loveeeee knowing I hit the right spots when I talk filthy to you.

*wedding bells ring in the distance*

Rex is getting married in the morning. Ding dong the bells are gonna chime

I want to be best man."

You can’t, you’re sellotaping your cock to your bullet hole remember

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She will get her strap on out.....

Oh god no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She wants to fist you with her rock hard tongue and long sharp nails

You know exactly how to tease me. We should get married

I loveeeee knowing I hit the right spots when I talk filthy to you.

*wedding bells ring in the distance*

Rex is getting married in the morning. Ding dong the bells are gonna chime

I want to be best man.

You can’t, you’re sellotaping your cock to your bullet hole remember

Maid of honour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She wants to fist you with her rock hard tongue and long sharp nails

You know exactly how to tease me. We should get married

I loveeeee knowing I hit the right spots when I talk filthy to you.

*wedding bells ring in the distance*

Rex is getting married in the morning. Ding dong the bells are gonna chime

I want to be best man.

You can’t, you’re sellotaping your cock to your bullet hole remember

Maid of honour?

Only if you catch the flowers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She wants to fist you with her rock hard tongue and long sharp nails

You know exactly how to tease me. We should get married

I loveeeee knowing I hit the right spots when I talk filthy to you.

*wedding bells ring in the distance*

Rex is getting married in the morning. Ding dong the bells are gonna chime

I want to be best man.

You can’t, you’re sellotaping your cock to your bullet hole remember

Maid of honour?

Only if you catch the flowers

You’ve spunked on the flowers haven’t you?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

It means she wants to watch you suck it yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She wants to fist you with her rock hard tongue and long sharp nails

You know exactly how to tease me. We should get married

I loveeeee knowing I hit the right spots when I talk filthy to you.

*wedding bells ring in the distance*

Rex is getting married in the morning. Ding dong the bells are gonna chime

I want to be best man.

You can’t, you’re sellotaping your cock to your bullet hole remember

Maid of honour?

Only if you catch the flowers

You’ve spunked on the flowers haven’t you? "

They need feeding

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It means she wants to watch you suck it yourself

15 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a bloke love "

Lool

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Fake profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fake profile

I was so hoping I’d met ‘the one’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages

Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?

Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.

Done deal ha ha

Me I do

2 minutes while I tape my penis between my legs

Ooo no I don’t want a pic would rather see it in person ha ha

4pm is a bit late to set off on 200 mile round trip. Throw a Big Mac meal in and we’ve got a deal

Don’t bottle it now

Oooo I am not ha ha

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"It means she wants to watch you suck it yourself

15 years ago

I'll just fire up my DeLorean. Do you want to see my flux capacitor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I say it, I mean it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a fake, she'll probably send you a link to some other dodgy site in a few messages

Erm why fake? Why can't a woman who likes to give blow jobs with nothing in return send the message?

Show me a woman that likes to give blowjobs with nothing in return and I’ll show you my vagina.

I'll private message you with three fab peeps that will tell ya i love giving blow jobs with nothing in return. That's the only way I can think of to 'show' you

to your inbox

I don't know what the emoji means

RIP to your inbox."

My box is empty as usual lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It means she wants to watch you suck it yourself

15 years ago

I'll just fire up my DeLorean. Do you want to see my flux capacitor?

I’ll pump you with my Gigawatts

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Fake profile

I was so hoping I’d met ‘the one’

She’s still out there buddy, just be patient

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

She means what she says

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I say it, I mean it! "

She means business ^^

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fake profile

I was so hoping I’d met ‘the one’

She’s still out there buddy, just be patient

Thank you for your kind supportive words

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

I want him to drop me off a kfc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She means what she says

My undies have just fell down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want him to drop me off a kfc"

I knew there was a subliminal message in there

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By *tinerant scribeMan
over a year ago

County Durham

"It’s a bloke love "

As funny as Mel Brooks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s a bloke love

As funny as Mel Brooks."

Does he suck peen?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Fuck sake man just give it up…

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

Make sure she's not d*unk when she does, some flipping cow, not the wife, pas*ed out sucking my cock and bit into the head. Everytime it got hard it burst n bled.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck sake man just give it up…

I need to be sure she’s the one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make sure she's not d*unk when she does, some flipping cow, not the wife, pas*ed out sucking my cock and bit into the head. Everytime it got hard it burst n bled.

Did she pass out after the effects of your hanky kicked in?

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

"Make sure she's not d*unk when she does, some flipping cow, not the wife, pas*ed out sucking my cock and bit into the head. Everytime it got hard it burst n bled.

Did she pass out after the effects of your hanky kicked in?

Must've been that fart I slipped

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

She's a man pretending to be a woman.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is message

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