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The Zebra Crossing

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom stopped at a zebra crossing today in his horseless carriage and contemplated how much these crossings tell us about the people using them. Some wave, some don't, some dawdle, some cut the corners. Tom sees those who are polite, those with a sense of entitlement and often these buggers on pushbikes who flout the rules.. what does zebra crossing use say about you . ?

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

That I must wait for the zebras to cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not a black and white issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that unlike computers they cant be defragged

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

That they are dangerous and outdated and a lot of the public don't completely know the rules, the amount of near misses I've seen on them. Pelican, toucans and puffin are safer than the zebra crossings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That they are dangerous and outdated and a lot of the public don't completely know the rules, the amount of near misses I've seen on them. Pelican, toucans and puffin are safer than the zebra crossings. "

what about heavy plant crossings?

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"That they are dangerous and outdated and a lot of the public don't completely know the rules, the amount of near misses I've seen on them. Pelican, toucans and puffin are safer than the zebra crossings.

what about heavy plant crossings?

"

I can discuss mammal's and bird's with you but your going to need a vegetarian for plants wonko.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That they are dangerous and outdated and a lot of the public don't completely know the rules, the amount of near misses I've seen on them. Pelican, toucans and puffin are safer than the zebra crossings.

what about heavy plant crossings?

I can discuss mammal's and bird's with you but your going to need a vegetarian for plants wonko. "

what about bacon though?

i couldnt live without it

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"That they are dangerous and outdated and a lot of the public don't completely know the rules, the amount of near misses I've seen on them. Pelican, toucans and puffin are safer than the zebra crossings.

what about heavy plant crossings?

I can discuss mammal's and bird's with you but your going to need a vegetarian for plants wonko.

what about bacon though?

i couldnt live without it

"

Love a beacon sarnie.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

But what about the buggers who don't wave a thank you?

Entitled ? Lazy? oblivious?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I need both my hands on my wheels. Soz.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I need both my hands on my wheels. Soz. "

You are an exception and more than welcome to keep your hands were they need to be. A smile and a nod hoes a long way

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"But what about the buggers who don't wave a thank you?

Entitled ? Lazy? oblivious?"

I must also remember to wave and thank all those buggers who use indicators and follow the other rules of the highway code ... hell I'll start waving from the moment I leave the house until I get home

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

If I flash my belishas for you Tom will you be mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not a black and white issue."

But if you donMt break in time then they can turn red.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

That a lot of drivers are fuckwits and don’t know how to behave at them.

Crossing them while pedestrians are still on them.

Not stopping, or even acknowledging that they should have

Fuck drivers. Fuck them in their tiny assholes

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"That a lot of drivers are fuckwits and don’t know how to behave at them.

Crossing them while pedestrians are still on them.

Not stopping, or even acknowledging that they should have

Fuck drivers. Fuck them in their tiny assholes"

And these lycra clad buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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And these lycra clad buggers"

They made a movie a few years ago called Iron Clad.

Will we have a tale about the struggles of the Lycra Clad in a few centuries time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tom stopped at a zebra crossing today in his horseless carriage and contemplated how much these crossings tell us about the people using them. Some wave, some don't, some dawdle, some cut the corners. Tom sees those who are polite, those with a sense of entitlement and often these buggers on pushbikes who flout the rules.. what does zebra crossing use say about you . ?"

It’s black and white be prepared to stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I scanned this huge barcode and now I own the street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Sunderland they shout abuse at them

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I need both my hands on my wheels. Soz.

You are exceptional and more than welcome to keep your hands were they need to be. A smile and a nod hoes a long way"

Thanks, Tom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But what about the buggers who don't wave a thank you?

Entitled ? Lazy? oblivious?"

Wave a thankyou?

Its a legal obligation.

Its not like you are doing them a favour, Tom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always nod or give some signal as I’m crossing, it’s common curtsy to say thank you

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"That they are dangerous and outdated and a lot of the public don't completely know the rules, the amount of near misses I've seen on them. Pelican, toucans and puffin are safer than the zebra crossings. "

Don’t forget “ Pegasus “ crossings .

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Seeing a penguin crossing is most satisfying!

A crossed penguin is a delight to behold… unlike a cross penguin! But it’s not always easy to p-p-p-pick up a penguin!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"That they are dangerous and outdated and a lot of the public don't completely know the rules, the amount of near misses I've seen on them. Pelican, toucans and puffin are safer than the zebra crossings. "

Don't forget the Pegasus (though I've never actually seen one)

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"That they are dangerous and outdated and a lot of the public don't completely know the rules, the amount of near misses I've seen on them. Pelican, toucans and puffin are safer than the zebra crossings.

Don’t forget “ Pegasus “ crossings . "

Ha!

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