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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I turn 45 in a weeks time… when does Middle Age start??

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

40.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In a week

Hahaha thanks… no meltdowns here thankfully on feeling old… did that at 40 and life has gotten better… long May that continue!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

40 I believe, I'm middle aged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

40 no I'm for in two months so I'm going to say 50.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a week

Hahaha thanks… no meltdowns here thankfully on feeling old… did that at 40 and life has gotten better… long May that continue!"

No seriously, I don’t know when it starts but it’s good you’re not stressing about getting older! Yes! Long may it continue

hope you have a great birthday next week is it next Wednesday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In a week

Hahaha thanks… no meltdowns here thankfully on feeling old… did that at 40 and life has gotten better… long May that continue!

No seriously, I don’t know when it starts but it’s good you’re not stressing about getting older! Yes! Long may it continue

hope you have a great birthday next week is it next Wednesday?"

Yup next Wednesday….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"40 no I'm for in two months so I'm going to say 50."

Yeh… 40 is the new 30, 50 is the new 40… I like that train of thought!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"40 I believe, I'm middle aged

And you look amazing for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"40 no I'm for in two months so I'm going to say 50.

Yeh… 40 is the new 30, 50 is the new 40… I like that train of thought!"

Sorry forty not for. So you're still young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Middle aged and proud

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Middle age is the choice between two decisions and picking the one that gets you home earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are already well into it pal.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I'd say 40 OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In ya 40’s getting naughty

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

The formula is :-

Current Age + 1 year = Middle Age

(you can use the same formula for Old Age)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Middle age is the choice between two decisions and picking the one that gets you home earlier. "

That’s a choice I don’t think I’ve ever made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a week

Hahaha thanks… no meltdowns here thankfully on feeling old… did that at 40 and life has gotten better… long May that continue!

No seriously, I don’t know when it starts but it’s good you’re not stressing about getting older! Yes! Long may it continue

hope you have a great birthday next week is it next Wednesday?

Yup next Wednesday….

Hope you like a fuss

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Middle age is the choice between two decisions and picking the one that gets you home earlier. "

So succinct and so very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

When I turned 42 one of my kids told me that I’m now middle aged because “you’re halfway to being dead”

Thanks kid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I turned 42 one of my kids told me that I’m now middle aged because “you’re halfway to being dead”

Thanks kid. "

Some of the things say can be funny but brutal.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"When I turned 42 one of my kids told me that I’m now middle aged because “you’re halfway to being dead”

Thanks kid. "

Haha they always speak the truth. I was told at 50, now you are officially half way keep going. I negotiated for another 30 years instead.

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over a year ago

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Happy to be middle aged! Older and marginally wiser... sometimes

Mrs TMN x

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I celebrated entering middle age at 45

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you think it'll be a good idea to buy a motorcycle

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

About AD.500 through until late 15th century. Ah, I remember it well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 34 and currently having a midlife crisis so I wouldn’t worry about it too much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you think it'll be a good idea to buy a motorcycle"

Good then I still have many years!

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking

"About AD.500 through until late 15th century. Ah, I remember it well..."

Damn, I came here to make that joke.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Depends when you die really, middle age is a personal thing

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Middle age is the choice between two decisions and picking the one that gets you home earlier. "

She’s not wrong

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By *edplusoneCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Well, my wobble was at 30 and didn’t have one at 40, so maybe at 50 I am due a massive melt down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I turn 45 in a weeks time… when does Middle Age start?? "

When check flannel shirts appear in your wardrobe

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you think it'll be a good idea to buy a motorcycle"

I'd not reach 41 with my luck if I got one.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Average age of a UK male is 79.2 years ... I think

So middle age in its literal meaning is 39.6 years

So there you are already middle age

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"I turn 45 in a weeks time… when does Middle Age start?? "

Always tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well according to my son I'm pre-historic so I must of passed the middle aged milestone years ago

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I turn 45 in a weeks time… when does Middle Age start?? "

Start?

Ask yourself how many live to 90.

And then work out how many years ago you hit middle age.

And then think 'who cares'.

Plenty don't get to reach it so just make the most of every birthday you have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I turn 45 in a weeks time… when does Middle Age start?? "

Never, don't get too hung up on it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I turn 45 in a weeks time… when does Middle Age start?? "

You won't know that until you die

Missy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was 30?!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

48 time is slipping away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a week

Hahaha thanks… no meltdowns here thankfully on feeling old… did that at 40 and life has gotten better… long May that continue!"

We get old. Shit happens. We are but grains of sand on the beach. None of it has any consequence. Leas than 0.0000125% of the planet will notice and less than 0.000000125% will care.

So happy birthday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"40."

No Chance!

Old attitude/

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