FabSwingers.com forum: Words that turn you off

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In messages or on profiles -

Banter

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Moist x

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Grown adults who say “lol”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmmmm

I do use that but only sarcastically eg mmmmmm I love your dripping dick pic that you’ve sent to me without my asking or wanting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breed and bull.

We got the full house the other day.

“Mmmm” as the subject and “breed and bull” mentioned in the message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Tik tok'

'Snapchat'

'bae'

'Dadbod'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmm

I do use that but only sarcastically eg mmmmmm I love your dripping dick pic that you’ve sent to me without my asking or wanting.

It makes my skin crawl when someone messages that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like" (when used several times in the same sentence).

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Breed and spunk dump- repugnant

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By *oalie66Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaping orifice.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Feminism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt"

If she’s calling you a cunt I don’t think she’s that turned on either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daddy.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Panties "

this

it’s creepy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Exceptional”

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By *outhEastPaulMan
over a year ago

Thames Ditton surrey

Slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babe

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By *remiumbondMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

You’re paying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'nawty'.

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what you doing under my bed" sort of kills the mood

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By *icevicebabyWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Alpha

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Abbreviations and txt spk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'nawty'.

Px "

*vom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pawg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Mummy

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Babes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yum

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Aks instead of ask... it's only a 3 letter word and pronounced exactly as it sounds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pawg

Hate this!!! Also hate thicc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Hot’ when used to describe a person’s attractiveness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

This a proper turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Princess, as when you get a message how are you princess

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pawg

Hate this!!! Also hate thicc

Hate thicccccc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweetie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pawg

Hate this!!! Also hate thicc

Hate thicccccc

Me too, where does this shit come from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pawg

Hate this!!! Also hate thicc

Hate thicccccc

Me too, where does this shit come from? "

I think its from US and A

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pawg

Hate this!!! Also hate thicc

Hate thicccccc

Me too, where does this shit come from?

I think its from US and A

I think you are right. It makes me cringe, particularly when used by over 18’s!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unicorn. I don't believe in names that put people on a pedestal and it just puts me off a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fu*k" !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red grapes! Just no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cannot stand Bae, and as some geordies say how (as in oi) to get your attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s 1 of my favourite insults to a certain someone. And I know it boils their piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slag! I despise that word

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Anyone wanting to "ruin" me. No thank you.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Alpha or dom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

“Hit me up”

Eeee you’re not on an American teen sitcom, stop it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alpha or dom

That's so last year.

Now it's Athletic fucking machine Giga Chad overlord!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

Babe

How's

Text speak and abbreviations

Hit me up

Oi oi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panties

I dont bite

Ask if you wanna know more

Professional gentleman

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Sugar daddy.Im not sweet or any one else daddy. Only dad to my own son an daughter.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Daddy

It gives me the creeps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A fresh one from my inbox this morning -

Titties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babe, Hun, wuu2, text speak. And if someone says to me they are bored then that's a huge turn off completely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fresh one from my inbox this morning -

Titties"

Where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think someone should take a note of all of these and construct the worst message ever written.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

What size are your Mrs tits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think someone should take a note of all of these and construct the worst message ever written."

I think 'blank' messages are the future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think someone should take a note of all of these and construct the worst message ever written.

I think 'blank' messages are the future

We should all communicate with emojis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *nn_JamesCouple
over a year ago

Berkshire/ South Bucks Borders

Agree with Text speak & Abbreviations

Also, "Professional" & "Your at the top of my list"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alpha or dom

That's so last year.

Now it's Athletic fucking machine Giga Chad overlord!"

Not chaaaaad

such a fuck boy name

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By *nnasHammerCouple
over a year ago

The Upside Down

Willy... it’s such a childish way to refer to a guys penis and isn’t sexy at all. I was surprised the number of women that still use the term Willy. Please don’t, it sounds weird. Dick or Cock are perfect substitutes. Haha!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Fuck my chat up lines are seriously outdated then

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

Willy sounds quite friendly

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

Dick pic.... i hate that!!! you read so many profiles saying they know what a dick looks like then the 1st thing they ask for is a dick pic

like wtf

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Pawg

What does it even mean?

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By *nnasHammerCouple
over a year ago

The Upside Down

"Pawg

What does it even mean?"

Phat Ass White Girl

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Personal hell-word is "pussy" to refer to women's genitalia. It just makes my skin crawl.

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By *nnasHammerCouple
over a year ago

The Upside Down

"Willy sounds quite friendly

It’s just too tame and doesn’t quite sound right I. The “moment” haha

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Pawg

What does it even mean?

Phat Ass White Girl "

I see, how distasteful

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By *nnasHammerCouple
over a year ago

The Upside Down

"Pawg

What does it even mean?

Phat Ass White Girl

I see, how distasteful "

Yeah but try typing it into porn hub, you might like it.

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By *oleyunitedMan
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Mmmmm

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guilty

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think someone should take a note of all of these and construct the worst message ever written.

I think 'blank' messages are the future

We should all communicate with emojis

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Pawg

What does it even mean?

Phat Ass White Girl

I see, how distasteful

Yeah but try typing it into porn hub, you might like it. "

I have my search term already thanks

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I dislike ‘Fanny’.

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By *eliciouslyFilthyGentMan
over a year ago

York

One that gets me is been instead of being-drives me mad!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Panties.

Most things actually

I'm a walking cringe fest

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"One that gets me is been instead of being-drives me mad!

My boss gets wound up by people saying "pacific" instead of "specific" and vice versa. So naturally I concoct sentences that gets and many of them in as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think someone should take a note of all of these and construct the worst message ever written."
doesn't matter... As long as you are hung etc you'd get a reply ...

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

Scatt

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By *eliciouslyFilthyGentMan
over a year ago

York

"One that gets me is been instead of being-drives me mad!

My boss gets wound up by people saying "pacific" instead of "specific" and vice versa. So naturally I concoct sentences that gets and many of them in as possible

Good man

Another one is if someone is going for a coffee and wants to order an expresso, unless you’re on a train, that might work, in a cringey Dad joke kind of way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey or hun when referring to me in messages .

I just want to throw them in the no fuck dungeon and throw away the key to stop myself from returning later to Roger them to death

I obviously just settle for pushing the block key for there sake more than mine

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By *uttercup and BeauCouple
over a year ago

kent

A bit random but….

Women using the word “mate”Makes me cringe!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I feel a profile re-write is on the cards

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Let's just not talk anymore I guess to avoid creeping people out

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I don't like the C word. Except when my wife says it. She sounds so posh! lol.

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By *age500Woman
over a year ago

ashton-under-lyne

Slut

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By *age500Woman
over a year ago

ashton-under-lyne

" A bit random but….

Women using the word “mate”Makes me cringe!"

Must admit, I’m guilty of this

Think it’s just the norm where I’m from haha

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

" A bit random but….

Women using the word “mate”Makes me cringe!

Must admit, I’m guilty of this

Think it’s just the norm where I’m from haha "

Dude is also bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slut "

1 word you’ll never hear me say or see me write

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I don't bite unless asked ...yuck!

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

No wonder I never get any replies

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I don't bite unless asked ...yuck!"

I always wonder if they need supervision when eating if this is the case

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I take you out ha

Fancy a meet ha

You’re fit ha

Love your tits ha

What’s so fucking funny?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Can I take you out ha

Fancy a meet ha

You’re fit ha

Love your tits ha

What’s so fucking funny? "

Maybe they can't form a sentence that begins ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cash. As in "we only take cash." Why, for the love of God, in this day and age?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cash. As in "we only take cash." Why, for the love of God, in this day and age?!

Unless you’re seeing an escort why would that turn you off?

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Frottage

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Cash. As in "we only take cash." Why, for the love of God, in this day and age?!

Yeah, that would really destroy my hard on when I'm buying fish and chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I take you out ha

Fancy a meet ha

You’re fit ha

Love your tits ha

What’s so fucking funny? "

lol

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Can I take you out ha

Fancy a meet ha

You’re fit ha

Love your tits ha

What’s so fucking funny?

lol

She won't like that

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

C..t

Babe

Princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any word if that is the only thing in the entire profile or message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I take you out ha

Fancy a meet ha

You’re fit ha

Love your tits ha

What’s so fucking funny?

lol

She won't like that

Have I messed up ha?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Can I take you out ha

Fancy a meet ha

You’re fit ha

Love your tits ha

What’s so fucking funny?

lol

She won't like that

Have I messed up ha?"

lol it's possible ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cash. As in "we only take cash." Why, for the love of God, in this day and age?!

Unless you’re seeing an escort why would that turn you off?"

Yes yes yes....so I was just ranting about a word and forgot about the turn off part. Chill.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"Grown adults who say “lol” "

Text speak full stop. I really can't get a grown adult who's written a profile like they were in their teens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I take you out ha

Fancy a meet ha

You’re fit ha

Love your tits ha

What’s so fucking funny?

lol

She won't like that

Have I messed up ha?

lol it's possible ha"

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Can I take you out ha

Fancy a meet ha

You’re fit ha

Love your tits ha

What’s so fucking funny?

lol

She won't like that

Have I messed up ha?

lol it's possible ha

It's all harmless banter though

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By *elight 99Woman
over a year ago

richmond

Damp moist

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Naughty.

I'm not a child that needs telling off thanks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VWE

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

So many, and not necessarily things people would expect someone to be put off by.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Naughty.

I'm not a child that needs telling off thanks... "

Don't know, sounds like you need a afternoon nap to me

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

I can see a new version of bullshit bingo being made here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I take you out ha

Fancy a meet ha

You’re fit ha

Love your tits ha

What’s so fucking funny?

lol

She won't like that

Have I messed up ha?

lol it's possible ha

It's all harmless banter though "

Hopefully she gets that and wants to hit me up

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"Naughty.

I'm not a child that needs telling off thanks...

Don't know, sounds like you need a afternoon nap to me

I mean yeah but that's a nanna nap rather than a toddler one

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Naughty.

I'm not a child that needs telling off thanks...

Don't know, sounds like you need a afternoon nap to me

I mean yeah but that's a nanna nap rather than a toddler one

You can't beat a afternoon nap

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I hate loads of sex words

some I can’t even bring myself to type!

Cream pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate loads of sex words

some I can’t even bring myself to type!

Cream pie

What about gaping cream pie?

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

In a 1st message can I ask you a question...

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"I hate loads of sex words

some I can’t even bring myself to type!

Cream pie

What about gaping cream pie?

Gapping cream pie

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"Scatt "

I always thought that was the farmers equivalent of B &Q

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non binary

I don’t get it, you’re not a plant or a hammer you’re a person, I.e male, female or transgender.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate loads of sex words

some I can’t even bring myself to type!

Cream pie

What about gaping cream pie?

Gapping cream pie

Just ignore me today. I’m poorly, off work and wasting the day trolling

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By *cooby5555Man
over a year ago

galway

"In messages or on profiles -

Banter "
absolutely hate that word

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By *asantCouple
over a year ago

navan

Moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gym Fit or Exceptional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gym Fit or Exceptional."

I’m exceptionally gym fit. FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMAO, BRB, slut, twat, knob, wot, hun and many more.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"I hate loads of sex words

some I can’t even bring myself to type!

Cream pie

What about gaping cream pie?

Gapping cream pie

Just ignore me today. I’m poorly, off work and wasting the day trolling

Forgiven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sam smith and Philip schofield ...I mean Phillip ? what a shit name ... those words there make my blood boil ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Internet words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gym Fit or Exceptional.

I’m exceptionally gym fit. FAF? "

Drier than a nun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick my vag ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gym Fit or Exceptional.

I’m exceptionally gym fit. FAF?

Drier than a nun."

Just how I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate loads of sex words

some I can’t even bring myself to type!

Cream pie

What about gaping cream pie?

Gapping cream pie

Just ignore me today. I’m poorly, off work and wasting the day trolling

Forgiven

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Grown adults who say “lol”

Text speak full stop. I really can't get a grown adult who's written a profile like they were in their teens."

Personally, I spent a stupid amount of time as an adolescent on msn messenger. Some habits are just hard to get out of I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grown adults who say “lol”

Text speak full stop. I really can't get a grown adult who's written a profile like they were in their teens.

Personally, I spent a stupid amount of time as an adolescent on msn messenger. Some habits are just hard to get out of I'm afraid."

Those were the days.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Grown adults who say “lol”

Text speak full stop. I really can't get a grown adult who's written a profile like they were in their teens.

Personally, I spent a stupid amount of time as an adolescent on msn messenger. Some habits are just hard to get out of I'm afraid.

Those were the days."

They were the days. Rushing home from school after seeing my mates all day just so I can chat with them on msn throughout the evening. It really takes you back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grown adults who say “lol”

Text speak full stop. I really can't get a grown adult who's written a profile like they were in their teens.

Personally, I spent a stupid amount of time as an adolescent on msn messenger. Some habits are just hard to get out of I'm afraid.

Those were the days.

They were the days. Rushing home from school after seeing my mates all day just so I can chat with them on msn throughout the evening. It really takes you back

Working out if a girls cryptic song lyrics were about me. They never were but a boy can dream

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"Grown adults who say “lol”

Text speak full stop. I really can't get a grown adult who's written a profile like they were in their teens.

Personally, I spent a stupid amount of time as an adolescent on msn messenger. Some habits are just hard to get out of I'm afraid.

Those were the days.

They were the days. Rushing home from school after seeing my mates all day just so I can chat with them on msn throughout the evening. It really takes you back

What happened to going to the park and climbing trees after school

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Flanter.

Playing.

Hun.

Exceptional.

There are a few, and a few more.

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"Grown adults who say “lol”

Text speak full stop. I really can't get a grown adult who's written a profile like they were in their teens.

Personally, I spent a stupid amount of time as an adolescent on msn messenger. Some habits are just hard to get out of I'm afraid."

I was old before my time, I didn't use text speak even in the MSN days.

However it is 100% responsible for my discovering the public BDSM scene so I hold it fondly in my memories

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Suckle

Teat

I’ve not heard/seen these on fab. I just really hate them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grown adults who say “lol”

Text speak full stop. I really can't get a grown adult who's written a profile like they were in their teens.

Personally, I spent a stupid amount of time as an adolescent on msn messenger. Some habits are just hard to get out of I'm afraid.

Those were the days.

They were the days. Rushing home from school after seeing my mates all day just so I can chat with them on msn throughout the evening. It really takes you back

What happened to going to the park and climbing trees after school

The oldies decided we were all yobs for doing that and rang the police if we dared to build a den.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Suckle

Teat

I’ve not heard/seen these on fab. I just really hate them

I'll remember these.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Bring when the word should be take. I know verbs can be difficult but you take to take something somewhere in order for it to have been brought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello sexy really turns me off

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

…like… as every other word randomly in a conversation

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Hello sexy really turns me off

What's wrong with hello?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello sexy really turns me off

What's wrong with hello?

Nothing, according to Adele.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Hello sexy really turns me off

What's wrong with hello?

Nothing, according to Adele."

She tried a thousand times as well but didn't get the hint

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I don't use or like to hear the c**t word.

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By *ig_Wam_BamCouple
over a year ago

Wigan

Babe

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Grown adults who say “lol”

Text speak full stop. I really can't get a grown adult who's written a profile like they were in their teens.

Personally, I spent a stupid amount of time as an adolescent on msn messenger. Some habits are just hard to get out of I'm afraid.

Those were the days.

They were the days. Rushing home from school after seeing my mates all day just so I can chat with them on msn throughout the evening. It really takes you back

What happened to going to the park and climbing trees after school

The oldies decided we were all yobs for doing that and rang the police if we dared to build a den."

Yup, pretty much. Besides, fresh air and sunlight turns my heart black anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional couple (who's bothered what you do)

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Panties.

Moist

Moist panties. Aaaarggghhhhhhh

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

"Princess, as when you get a message how are you princess

Had this the other day. I messaged back saying it was disrespectful, then blocked him. It was a cold call message, and he ignored my Mr.

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

Damn. I actually like some of these.

Many, if not most, don't bother me in the slightest.

Some are heavily context dependent, I feel.

Basically, today I learned two things. First, saying almost anything at all is likely to seriously offend or put off at least a few people. Second, I might be too laid back for my own good around these parts...

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Panties.

Moist

Moist panties. Aaaarggghhhhhhh"

truly terrifying

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By *rufflesCouple
over a year ago

manchester

PEEPS....Grrrr!

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

I hate "Yous" as in I like yous all.. WTF?

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

Tax

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Discrete and discreet

Professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Flanter.

Playing.

Hun.

Exceptional.

There are a few, and a few more.

What is flanter?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun

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