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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have just seen, online, some purple stiletto platform shoe boots. I am in love.

The friend I'm currently borrowing floor from (male) saw me drooling and said "you don't need them".

Technically, when compared with, say, oxygen or water, I probably don't _need_ them.

Is this reason enough not to buy them?

The concept is failing to compute.

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

'Out of Cheese error'....?

Are you secretly called Hex...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'Out of Cheese error'....?

Are you secretly called Hex...?

"

Reboot universe? Y/Y

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There is always a case for an against. Need and want are difficult concepts to disentangle at times. All I will say is that you wouldn't NEED them if you hadn't looked on the internet for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just seen, online, some purple stiletto platform shoe boots. I am in love.

The friend I'm currently borrowing floor from (male) saw me drooling and said "you don't need them".

Technically, when compared with, say, oxygen or water, I probably don't _need_ them.

Is this reason enough not to buy them?

The concept is failing to compute."

Jees Kinks... Now c'mon,, retail therapy endorphines.. do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is always a case for an against. Need and want are difficult concepts to disentangle at times. All I will say is that you wouldn't NEED them if you hadn't looked on the internet for them."

I wasn't looking for them. They appeared before me. An apparition. An omen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And purple!!!!!!!!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"'Out of Cheese error'....?

Are you secretly called Hex...?

Reboot universe? Y/Y"

Redo from Start... 'Who is this Redo?'

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"And purple!!!!!!!!"

I need a new pair of purple shoes...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And purple!!!!!!!!

I need a new pair of purple shoes..."

Ah ha! Me too!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"And purple!!!!!!!!

I need a new pair of purple shoes...

Ah ha! Me too!! "
I have three different pairs of purple shoes i have never worn, now i am looking for red suede peep toes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also had an out of cheese error when I had forgotten to buy cheese during my weekly shop, and then went to make cheese on toast the next day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And purple!!!!!!!!

I need a new pair of purple shoes...

Ah ha! Me too!! I have three different pairs of purple shoes i have never worn, now i am looking for red suede peep toes..."

I don't think I have any red shoes. Then again, I don't have any red clothes either. I need a lot of makeup to be able to get away with red.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"And purple!!!!!!!!

I need a new pair of purple shoes...

Ah ha! Me too!! I have three different pairs of purple shoes i have never worn, now i am looking for red suede peep toes..."

When you find them will you not wear them either?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still can't get this need for shoes. I buy new ones if my old ones need replacing.

Although currently I have 6 pairs which is a lot for me.

Cali

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I still can't get this need for shoes. I buy new ones if my old ones need replacing.

Although currently I have 6 pairs which is a lot for me.

Cali"

They're pretty and they fit me however much weight I gain or lose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I weep!

I had a lovely pair of purple suede stiletto shoobs (shoe-boots) in the back of my car they somehow got damp and grew mould so had to throw them out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Cheryl saw a pair, she would ooh and aah before saying (quite rightly) she didn't need them.

And then I'd go and buy them for her, regardless of need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I can afford something that I really fancy, then I would buy it, regardless whether I need it or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And purple!!!!!!!!"

Whispers: buy them, you need them, you'll love them, they'll love you too, you'll look super in them......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I can afford something that I really fancy, then I would buy it, regardless whether I need it or not.

"

This is the same as me, yet I have to convince M after buying them that I absolutely NEEDED them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy them Kinky, I need to see them!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I ordered them

Sod it, being homeless means hardly any bills to pay. I should be saving but one has to have some pleasures in life. They're only cheap shoes anyway.

Of course a man would tell me I don't need them. A £1500 gearbox on the other hand would be one of life's essentials; the same as a solar powered, auto-tinting welding visor.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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You may not need them, but you want them, there is a very big difference

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I do quite often want shoes though, and even I must admit I only have 2 feet and that I rarely go out at the moment.

Still, I suppose there are worse things to spend money on.

I just hope I can walk in them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still can't get this need for shoes. I buy new ones if my old ones need replacing.

Although currently I have 6 pairs which is a lot for me.

Cali

They're pretty and they fit me however much weight I gain or lose. "

I've lost a shoe size since losing weight lol. I just don't like shoes. I don't think they are pretty and shoes are a must have but I prefer bare feet. I only wear them when I really have to.

I also don't tend to care what shoes I have on with an outfit. As I never keep shoes on anyway.

It's flat pumps or my boots pretty much for everything. Lol

Cali

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I still can't get this need for shoes. I buy new ones if my old ones need replacing.

Although currently I have 6 pairs which is a lot for me.

Cali

They're pretty and they fit me however much weight I gain or lose.

I've lost a shoe size since losing weight lol. I just don't like shoes. I don't think they are pretty and shoes are a must have but I prefer bare feet. I only wear them when I really have to.

I also don't tend to care what shoes I have on with an outfit. As I never keep shoes on anyway.

It's flat pumps or my boots pretty much for everything. Lol

Cali"

Well, I didn't increase in shoe size when I gained weight, nor decrease a couple of years ago when I lost 3st, so hopefully I'll be ok now I'm losing weight again.

I don't understand having loads of handbags but shoes, oh yes, gimme the shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still can't get this need for shoes. I buy new ones if my old ones need replacing.

Although currently I have 6 pairs which is a lot for me.

Cali

They're pretty and they fit me however much weight I gain or lose.

I've lost a shoe size since losing weight lol. I just don't like shoes. I don't think they are pretty and shoes are a must have but I prefer bare feet. I only wear them when I really have to.

I also don't tend to care what shoes I have on with an outfit. As I never keep shoes on anyway.

It's flat pumps or my boots pretty much for everything. Lol

Cali

Well, I didn't increase in shoe size when I gained weight, nor decrease a couple of years ago when I lost 3st, so hopefully I'll be ok now I'm losing weight again.

I don't understand having loads of handbags but shoes, oh yes, gimme the shoes."

The handbags are to match the shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ordered them

Sod it, being homeless means hardly any bills to pay. I should be saving but one has to have some pleasures in life. They're only cheap shoes anyway.

Of course a man would tell me I don't need them. A £1500 gearbox on the other hand would be one of life's essentials; the same as a solar powered, auto-tinting welding visor. "

I'm much the same with guitars I'm afraid. I spent £1900 on one last months and I'm currently watching a few on eBay....lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I ordered them

Sod it, being homeless means hardly any bills to pay. I should be saving but one has to have some pleasures in life. They're only cheap shoes anyway.

Of course a man would tell me I don't need them. A £1500 gearbox on the other hand would be one of life's essentials; the same as a solar powered, auto-tinting welding visor.

I'm much the same with guitars I'm afraid. I spent £1900 on one last months and I'm currently watching a few on eBay....lol"

If they make you happy, why not? It's good to have a passion in life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's that other thread about being spontaneous and living life because we all could be dead in a minute so as long as your not going into debt we should get what makes us happy!!

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"

I wasn't looking for them. They appeared before me. An apparition. An omen.

"

Then it is fate and the shoes must be yours!


"And purple!!!!!!!!"

This just seals the matter, since purple is the best colour :D


"

I don't think I have any red shoes. Then again, I don't have any red clothes either. I need a lot of makeup to be able to get away with red."

I have no red clothes (being far too pink of skin tone!), but have a pair of red patent stilettos - who needs red clothes? - red shoes look great with black!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"I have just seen, online, some purple stiletto platform shoe boots. I am in love.

The friend I'm currently borrowing floor from (male) saw me drooling and said "you don't need them".

Technically, when compared with, say, oxygen or water, I probably don't _need_ them.

Is this reason enough not to buy them?

The concept is failing to compute."

Your reply should be that you have feet, so you need shoes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have just seen, online, some purple stiletto platform shoe boots. I am in love.

The friend I'm currently borrowing floor from (male) saw me drooling and said "you don't need them".

Technically, when compared with, say, oxygen or water, I probably don't _need_ them.

Is this reason enough not to buy them?

The concept is failing to compute.

Your reply should be that you have feet, so you need shoes."

He gave me some nonsense about not needing so many pairs.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

THREAD FAIL!

There is no cheese discussion within.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"THREAD FAIL!

There is no cheese discussion within. "

That's why there's an out of cheese error, you muppet!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"THREAD FAIL!

There is no cheese discussion within.

That's why there's an out of cheese error, you muppet! "

Can't we even talk about why there is no cheese?

I think it's linked to the bees.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"THREAD FAIL!

There is no cheese discussion within.

That's why there's an out of cheese error, you muppet!

Can't we even talk about why there is no cheese?

I think it's linked to the bees."

You could be on to something!

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By *MFC PartiesWoman
over a year ago

Here, There & Everywhere


"I wasn't looking for them. They appeared before me. An apparition. An omen.

"

In that case - its kismet - you've GOT to buy them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I soooo understand you..

I fell in love with a pair of shoes and asked father xmas for them but alas.

Then my mum bought them for my birthday...

The ponding heart the sweaty palms as you open the box....

Sod the fact i nearly broke my neck in them the only time i've worn them.

I can still take them out of the box and stroke them

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk

My wife just persuaded me to buy her ninth pair of boots. Wtf does a woman need nine pairs for?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My wife just persuaded me to buy her ninth pair of boots. Wtf does a woman need nine pairs for?!"

Nine pairs is nothing. I've got 5 pairs of thigh boots alone and I know plenty of women who have waaaay more than I do.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My wife just persuaded me to buy her ninth pair of boots. Wtf does a woman need nine pairs for?!

Nine pairs is nothing. I've got 5 pairs of thigh boots alone and I know plenty of women who have waaaay more than I do."

If I add up ankle boots, suede, walking, knee highs, walking and wellies I have 9 pairs too. All serve a different function. Oh, sorry, 10... I've just remembered the new red ones that only work for sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently, the average woman owns 19 pairs of shoes. I wish to talk to the bitch who's got most of mine!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Apparently, the average woman owns 19 pairs of shoes. I wish to talk to the bitch who's got most of mine!"

I must be well above average then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently, the average woman owns 19 pairs of shoes. I wish to talk to the bitch who's got most of mine!

I must be well above average then."

Aha!! Confession!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

5 pairs of thigh boots, at least 3 pairs of knee boots (with 3 more coming soon if they fit me), a pair of calf boots, a pair of steel toe,steel sole safety boots, a pair of wellies, a pair of walking boots, a pair of horse riding boots, and...er..quite a few of pairs of ankle boots.

And since my boots and shoes are currently elsewhere and not with me, I can't actually count and may have forgotten some.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have. One pair leather knee boots and two pairs suede knee boots, all with flat heels.

Most of the rest 4"+ heels.

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By *arsesCouple
over a year ago

15 mins south of Gatwick

I (fem!!!) see no problem with any of these comments and numbers re shoe ownership.

I house my shoes in a large chest of drawers and have 3 large suitcases of handbags. Doesn't stop me buying any more if I feel I need them!

I once bought a pair of shoes that I know I will never ever wear, but they are soooooo pretty.

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