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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fancy a flirt? No homo

*unless you want it to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steve, I can't keep up with all these threads you created. I think you need to pull a few and see what happens

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No homo is such a 90s expression

*Shakes walking stick*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Steve, I can't keep up with all these threads you created. I think you need to pull a few and see what happens

I don’t know what I was thinking but the universe will sort itself out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every hetero is 1 beer away from the homozone they just don’t know which one it’ll be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No homo is such a 90s expression

*Shakes walking stick*"

First of all- MEN ONLY!

Second of all, you boomers think you invented everything except the shit economic situation we’ve inherited

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Every hetero is 1 beer away from the homozone they just don’t know which one it’ll be "

Wanna buy me a Heineken 0.0 and find out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So us females are not allowed then ? Ok I’ll go & have a shower then make myself busy

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"No homo is such a 90s expression

*Shakes walking stick*

First of all- MEN ONLY!

Second of all, you boomers think you invented everything except the shit economic situation we’ve inherited

I'm a millennial. Sit on it and spin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies flirt my way please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every hetero is 1 beer away from the homozone they just don’t know which one it’ll be

Wanna buy me a Heineken 0.0 and find out?

I’ll buy you a bottle of water see if you can tell the difference

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So us females are not allowed then ? Ok I’ll go & have a shower then make myself busy

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leave your mr. we’ll drop him back in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No homo is such a 90s expression

*Shakes walking stick*

First of all- MEN ONLY!

Second of all, you boomers think you invented everything except the shit economic situation we’ve inherited

I'm a millennial. Sit on it and spin

Sorry but I believe in punishing a son for the sins of their father

Sorry, Karen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies flirt my way please

Can’t spell lady without lad. I’m IN

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"No homo is such a 90s expression

*Shakes walking stick*

First of all- MEN ONLY!

Second of all, you boomers think you invented everything except the shit economic situation we’ve inherited

I'm a millennial. Sit on it and spin

Sorry but I believe in punishing a son for the sins of their father

Sorry, Karen.

So... Go take it up with my brother?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Every hetero is 1 beer away from the homozone they just don’t know which one it’ll be

Wanna buy me a Heineken 0.0 and find out?

I’ll buy you a bottle of water see if you can tell the difference "

I’ll play this game

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No homo is such a 90s expression

*Shakes walking stick*

First of all- MEN ONLY!

Second of all, you boomers think you invented everything except the shit economic situation we’ve inherited

I'm a millennial. Sit on it and spin

Sorry but I believe in punishing a son for the sins of their father

Sorry, Karen.

So... Go take it up with my brother?

Fucking well played. You win this round, boomer.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"No homo is such a 90s expression

*Shakes walking stick*

First of all- MEN ONLY!

Second of all, you boomers think you invented everything except the shit economic situation we’ve inherited

I'm a millennial. Sit on it and spin

Sorry but I believe in punishing a son for the sins of their father

Sorry, Karen.

So... Go take it up with my brother?

Fucking well played. You win this round, boomer.

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"Fancy a flirt? No homo

*unless you want it to be

Oh you speak Latin...that's pretty cool. Why no human though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy a flirt? No homo

*unless you want it to be

Oh you speak Latin...that's pretty cool. Why no human though?

Humans are welcome as long as they identify as men

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Fancy a flirt? No homo

*unless you want it to be

Oh you speak Latin...that's pretty cool. Why no human though?

Humans are welcome as long as they identify as men

I'll identify as anything you want me to be

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Who's touching my Heine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy a flirt? No homo

*unless you want it to be

Oh you speak Latin...that's pretty cool. Why no human though?

Humans are welcome as long as they identify as men

I'll identify as anything you want me to be

Oh I’ve got plans for you Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's touching my Heine?"

Me first please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got fomo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got fomo"

So you came to get some of the action

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ladies flirt my way please

^^^I'm going that-a-way

What's this lads only nonsense?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got fomo

So you came to get some of the action

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its only words and words are all i have to something something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh cmon I haven’t had a good flirt in yonks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies flirt my way please

^^^I'm going that-a-way

What's this lads only nonsense?!

We should start our own thread! ( Mr Whapper Snickers has eleventy billion threads!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This his way coming out the closet??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies flirt my way please

^^^I'm going that-a-way

What's this lads only nonsense?!

Lads want attention, and I’m going to give it to them ALL. can you promise that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got fomo

So you came to get some of the action

its only words and words are all i have to something something"

Shhh. Save your words. Just kiss me.

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By *xciter7169Man
over a year ago

The Midlands

Boys Boys Boys Looking for a good time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh cmon I haven’t had a good flirt in yonks

I’m sorry

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ladies flirt my way please

^^^I'm going that-a-way

What's this lads only nonsense?!

We should start our own thread! ( Mr Whapper Snickers has eleventy billion threads!)"

I need inspiration! I'm cream crackered after a long day's adventuring by train, bus, taxi and wheelchair. I did 2 miles uphill in 29mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh cmon I haven’t had a good flirt in yonks

I’m sorry

Pretty please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies flirt my way please

^^^I'm going that-a-way

What's this lads only nonsense?!

We should start our own thread! ( Mr Whapper Snickers has eleventy billion threads!)"

Go on then. See if I care

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh cmon I haven’t had a good flirt in yonks

I’m sorry

Pretty please

Have you got a strap on you can wear?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ladies flirt my way please

^^^I'm going that-a-way

What's this lads only nonsense?!

Lads want attention, and I’m going to give it to them ALL. can you promise that?"

I can promise a half arsed blowjob? I did my best work in the shower this morning, took it right outta me. Actually, right out of Mr KC

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Has anyone kissed yet? *looks around hopefully*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh cmon I haven’t had a good flirt in yonks

I’m sorry

Pretty please

Have you got a strap on you can wear? "

I do indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone kissed yet? *looks around hopefully*"

We can and get the party started?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This his way coming out the closet??"

I am 99% straight and 1% fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh cmon I haven’t had a good flirt in yonks

I’m sorry

Pretty please

Have you got a strap on you can wear?

I do indeed

Right you’re in but nobody else!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies flirt my way please

^^^I'm going that-a-way

What's this lads only nonsense?!

We should start our own thread! ( Mr Whapper Snickers has eleventy billion threads!)

I need inspiration! I'm cream crackered after a long day's adventuring by train, bus, taxi and wheelchair. I did 2 miles uphill in 29mins

That does sound an exhausting day and all I did was clean up sawdust!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh cmon I haven’t had a good flirt in yonks

I’m sorry

Pretty please

Have you got a strap on you can wear?

I do indeed

Right you’re in but nobody else!! "

You sir are a star

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boys Boys Boys Looking for a good time!

You’re in the right place.

Come and get some of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone kissed yet? *looks around hopefully*"

I’ve snogged inevitable. With and without his helmet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need some more men in here,

There’s too many girls, too many many girls

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Has anyone kissed yet? *looks around hopefully*

We can and get the party started? "

Steve! You got a live one here.

*grabs cushion and pack of crisps*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We need some more men in here,

There’s too many girls, too many many girls

This place is awash with single dudes. Allegedly

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Has anyone kissed yet? *looks around hopefully*

I’ve snogged inevitable. With and without his helmet. "

Is that naked and not naked?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We need some more men in here,

There’s too many girls, too many many girls

No high heels (please) Just hoods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone kissed yet? *looks around hopefully*

We can and get the party started?

Steve! You got a live one here.

*grabs cushion and pack of crisps*"

What are the crisps for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got fomo

So you came to get some of the action

its only words and words are all i have to something something

Shhh. Save your words. Just kiss me. "
hows about noooooo ya crazy dutch bashtard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have I missed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone kissed yet? *looks around hopefully*

We can and get the party started?

Steve! You got a live one here.

*grabs cushion and pack of crisps*

What are the crisps for? "

The women watching

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Has anyone kissed yet? *looks around hopefully*

We can and get the party started?

Steve! You got a live one here.

*grabs cushion and pack of crisps*

What are the crisps for? "

A snack, while I watch you and Steve kiss.

I don't like popcorn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need some more men in here,

There’s too many girls, too many many girls

This place is awash with single dudes. Allegedly

They must be scared of the man love

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone kissed yet? *looks around hopefully*

We can and get the party started? "

Will you let me put my tongue inside you?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Has anyone kissed yet? *looks around hopefully*

We can and get the party started?

Steve! You got a live one here.

*grabs cushion and pack of crisps*

What are the crisps for?

The women watching

I'll bring a sharing bag

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Has anyone kissed yet? *looks around hopefully*

We can and get the party started?

Will you let me put my tongue inside you?

(please say yes)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got fomo

So you came to get some of the action

its only words and words are all i have to something something

Shhh. Save your words. Just kiss me. hows about noooooo ya crazy dutch bashtard "

I don’t think I’m his type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need some more men in here,

There’s too many girls, too many many girls

No high heels (please) Just hoods.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Boys, what’s that song that goes ‘let’s get it on’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have I missed

Lots

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By *xciter7169Man
over a year ago

The Midlands

"Has anyone kissed yet? *looks around hopefully*

We can and get the party started?

Steve! You got a live one here.

*grabs cushion and pack of crisps*

What are the crisps for?

The women watching

I'll bring a sharing bag

Have you got sweet thai chicken flavour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What have I missed

Oh I’ve been waiting for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone kissed yet? *looks around hopefully*

We can and get the party started?

Steve! You got a live one here.

*grabs cushion and pack of crisps*

What are the crisps for?

The women watching

I'll bring a sharing bag

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By *xciter7169Man
over a year ago

The Midlands

"Boys, what’s that song that goes ‘let’s get it on’

Marvin Gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone kissed yet? *looks around hopefully*

We can and get the party started?

Steve! You got a live one here.

*grabs cushion and pack of crisps*

What are the crisps for?

The women watching

I'll bring a sharing bag

Have you got sweet thai chicken flavour?"

They're not for YOU! You're getting action.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone kissed yet? *looks around hopefully*

We can and get the party started?

Will you let me put my tongue inside you?

(please say yes) "

Yes if you put your DMs in my inbox

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boys, what’s that song that goes ‘let’s get it on’

Marvin Gay"

PERFECT. I definitely didn’t deliberately choose that song for any punny reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got fomo

So you came to get some of the action

its only words and words are all i have to something something

Shhh. Save your words. Just kiss me. hows about noooooo ya crazy dutch bashtard

I don’t think I’m his type.

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your lack of smushing norks is a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got fomo

So you came to get some of the action

its only words and words are all i have to something something

Shhh. Save your words. Just kiss me. hows about noooooo ya crazy dutch bashtard

I don’t think I’m his type.

We should just play you go we go Steve

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got fomo

So you came to get some of the action

its only words and words are all i have to something something

Shhh. Save your words. Just kiss me. hows about noooooo ya crazy dutch bashtard

I don’t think I’m his type.

We should just play you go we go Steve "

Does it involve thrusting because if it does I am fucking in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hope you all douched today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alas, I did not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a bit of a turn of events to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s a bit of a turn of events to be honest "

Nothing worse than when you are presented with an opportunity and you’re not ready for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you all douched today. "

I did but I had a vindaloo last night. Who wants to live dangerously?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a bit of a turn of events to be honest

Nothing worse than when you are presented with an opportunity and you’re not ready for it "

Happens daily

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you all douched today.

I did but I had a vindaloo last night. Who wants to live dangerously?

How do we feel about a line up instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you all douched today. "

That's Thursdays for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s a bit of a turn of events to be honest

Nothing worse than when you are presented with an opportunity and you’re not ready for it

Happens daily "

Used to happen to me too. Now I wash my willy and my arse every day. Just in case I have sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you all douched today.

That's Thursdays for me "

And so the countdown to Thursday BEGINS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I aspire to be as cultured as you

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By *xciter7169Man
over a year ago

The Midlands

"Has anyone kissed yet? *looks around hopefully*

We can and get the party started?

Steve! You got a live one here.

*grabs cushion and pack of crisps*

What are the crisps for?

The women watching

I'll bring a sharing bag

Have you got sweet thai chicken flavour?

They're not for YOU! You're getting action. "

Great! But can you save me the crumbs at the bottom of the packet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone kissed yet? *looks around hopefully*

We can and get the party started?

Steve! You got a live one here.

*grabs cushion and pack of crisps*

What are the crisps for?

The women watching

I'll bring a sharing bag

Have you got sweet thai chicken flavour?

They're not for YOU! You're getting action.

Great! But can you save me the crumbs at the bottom of the packet? "

Exactly. He’s going to be working up an appetite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone kissed yet? *looks around hopefully*

We can and get the party started?

Steve! You got a live one here.

*grabs cushion and pack of crisps*

What are the crisps for?

The women watching

I'll bring a sharing bag

Have you got sweet thai chicken flavour?

They're not for YOU! You're getting action.

Great! But can you save me the crumbs at the bottom of the packet? "

Men are SO demanding!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone kissed yet? *looks around hopefully*

We can and get the party started?

Steve! You got a live one here.

*grabs cushion and pack of crisps*

What are the crisps for?

The women watching

I'll bring a sharing bag

Have you got sweet thai chicken flavour?

They're not for YOU! You're getting action.

Great! But can you save me the crumbs at the bottom of the packet?

Men are SO demanding!!"

Notallmen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone kissed yet? *looks around hopefully*

We can and get the party started?

Steve! You got a live one here.

*grabs cushion and pack of crisps*

What are the crisps for?

The women watching

I'll bring a sharing bag

Have you got sweet thai chicken flavour?

They're not for YOU! You're getting action.

Great! But can you save me the crumbs at the bottom of the packet?

Men are SO demanding!!

Notallmen "

My word, that's been used a lot today

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Nice beard...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice beard... "
she’s nice to me, yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Men are SO demanding!!

Notallmen

My word, that's been used a lot today

I LOVE the drama. I live for it

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By *xciter7169Man
over a year ago

The Midlands

"Has anyone kissed yet? *looks around hopefully*

We can and get the party started?

Steve! You got a live one here.

*grabs cushion and pack of crisps*

What are the crisps for?

The women watching

I'll bring a sharing bag

Have you got sweet thai chicken flavour?

They're not for YOU! You're getting action.

Great! But can you save me the crumbs at the bottom of the packet?

Men are SO demanding!!"

We are,thats why you love us,Where's my crisps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boys, boys, boys

I'm looking for a good time

Boys, boys, boys

Get ready for my love

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone FAF, boys?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Anyone FAF, boys? "

Darn, I'm a girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone FAF, boys?

Darn, I'm a girl

I would need to start another thread for that… sorry

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over a year ago

Well, who do we have here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well, who do we have here

Hi. It’s me.

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