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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell me something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you see these dogs on your front yard, just know upstairs I’m going hard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared."

thank you for this gift

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Is this a rap thing Steve

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"If you see these dogs on your front yard, just know upstairs I’m going hard. "

Bing bong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say Edward Woodward without the D’s

Ewar WooWar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this a rap thing Steve "

No it’s a tik tok thing this time but this question shows that you get me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared."

This has just made my day so much better. And I'm in a hot tub so it doesn't get much better. Unless I was shagging in the hot tub. But anyway, I digress. I like Wouldiwas Shookespeared a lot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you see these dogs on your front yard, just know upstairs I’m going hard.

Bing bong! "

are you… the loml?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared.

This has just made my day so much better. And I'm in a hot tub so it doesn't get much better. Unless I was shagging in the hot tub. But anyway, I digress. I like Wouldiwas Shookespeared a lot. "

I’m glad I’ve made your day so much better. I aim to please

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Great, that sound's stuck in my head now

LvM

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"If you see these dogs on your front yard, just know upstairs I’m going hard.

Bing bong!

are you… the loml? "

Wasssup baby... take me out to dinner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you see these dogs on your front yard, just know upstairs I’m going hard.

Bing bong!

are you… the loml?

Wasssup baby... take me out to dinner.

"

Considering changing my name to Joe Byron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149 "

STOP THE CAP!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Liverpool 2 down to Mr Good Ebening.

I love this game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world record for number of Ferrero Rochers eaten in one minute is 8.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149

STOP THE CAP!!"

The craziest thing about that fact is that Richard Dunne wasn’t involved in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149

STOP THE CAP!!

The craziest thing about that fact is that Richard Dunne wasn’t involved in it "

Now I know you are 1000% lying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The world record for number of Ferrero Rochers eaten in one minute is 8."

I could do 10 EASILY.

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

If I was to become aroused while looking at myself naked in the mirror, does that mean even my cock thinks I’m a c**t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

City so nice they had to name it twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The world record for number of Ferrero Rochers eaten in one minute is 8.

I could do 10 EASILY. "

Prove ittttt.

It's harder than it sounds. I got to two waste of bloody good Christmas chocolate and all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149

STOP THE CAP!!

The craziest thing about that fact is that Richard Dunne wasn’t involved in it

Now I know you are 1000% lying "

It’s a fact

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was to become aroused while looking at myself naked in the mirror, does that mean even my cock thinks I’m a c**t "

no but it does mean you’re only fab straight not 100% straight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"City so nice they had to name it twice"

Is this a lyric? I feel like I should know this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The world record for number of Ferrero Rochers eaten in one minute is 8.

I could do 10 EASILY.

Prove ittttt.

It's harder than it sounds. I got to two waste of bloody good Christmas chocolate and all "

I could definitely do more than 2. I think I could get at least 5 in my mouth to start then go from there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149

STOP THE CAP!!

The craziest thing about that fact is that Richard Dunne wasn’t involved in it

Now I know you are 1000% lying

It’s a fact "

I don’t believe you. FACT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149

STOP THE CAP!!

The craziest thing about that fact is that Richard Dunne wasn’t involved in it

Now I know you are 1000% lying

It’s a fact

I don’t believe you. FACT! "

AS Adema 149–0 SO l'Emyrne was a football match played on 31 October 2002 between two teams in Antananarivo, Madagascar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"City so nice they had to name it twice

Is this a lyric? I feel like I should know this"

Fr? From sidetalk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The world record for number of Ferrero Rochers eaten in one minute is 8.

I could do 10 EASILY.

Prove ittttt.

It's harder than it sounds. I got to two waste of bloody good Christmas chocolate and all

I could definitely do more than 2. I think I could get at least 5 in my mouth to start then go from there "

Nah babes one at a time, no cheating.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"City so nice they had to name it twice

Is this a lyric? I feel like I should know this

Fr? From sidetalk"

No way I’ve just spent an hour on their tik tok. I’ve never seen that clip though.

- the first reference we haven’t connected on

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I've had enough bing bongs today, thank you, young man!

Did you know that there is a verb form of "weird", which can be conjugated thus?

Infinitive = weird

Present Participle = weirding

Past Tense = weirded

Past Participle = weirded

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149

STOP THE CAP!!

The craziest thing about that fact is that Richard Dunne wasn’t involved in it

Now I know you are 1000% lying

It’s a fact

I don’t believe you. FACT!

AS Adema 149–0 SO l'Emyrne was a football match played on 31 October 2002 between two teams in Antananarivo, Madagascar."

Lmao I hope it was investigated for match fixing. That’s a scoreline from that fraud Pele’s days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The world record for number of Ferrero Rochers eaten in one minute is 8.

I could do 10 EASILY.

Prove ittttt.

It's harder than it sounds. I got to two waste of bloody good Christmas chocolate and all

I could definitely do more than 2. I think I could get at least 5 in my mouth to start then go from there

Nah babes one at a time, no cheating. "

How quick can you get them in my mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell me something. "

His mother’s got a penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell me something.

His mother’s got a penis. "

In which hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149

STOP THE CAP!!

The craziest thing about that fact is that Richard Dunne wasn’t involved in it

Now I know you are 1000% lying

It’s a fact

I don’t believe you. FACT!

AS Adema 149–0 SO l'Emyrne was a football match played on 31 October 2002 between two teams in Antananarivo, Madagascar.

Lmao I hope it was investigated for match fixing. That’s a scoreline from that fraud Pele’s days "

He probably claimed 147 of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ayo just know that if I bring the turkey to dinner, just know I'm in her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

MY HUSBAND IS 85 YEARS OLD

He’s 85??

NO NOT HIM HE’S NOT MY HUSBAND.

HE’S MY BOYFRIEND

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's broken, measured in units of fuck...

It's fucked = it's broken

It's de-fucked = it's repaired

It's un-defuckable = it's beyond repair

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many people been at the drugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The world record for number of Ferrero Rochers eaten in one minute is 8.

I could do 10 EASILY.

Prove ittttt.

It's harder than it sounds. I got to two waste of bloody good Christmas chocolate and all

I could definitely do more than 2. I think I could get at least 5 in my mouth to start then go from there

Nah babes one at a time, no cheating.

How quick can you get them in my mouth?"

How fast can you chew?

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

If you put your hand to your throat you can tell if your talking or whispering.. it vibrates if you talk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's broken, measured in units of fuck...

It's fucked = it's broken

It's de-fucked = it's repaired

It's un-defuckable = it's beyond repair

Winston

"

un-defuckable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The world record for number of Ferrero Rochers eaten in one minute is 8.

I could do 10 EASILY.

Prove ittttt.

It's harder than it sounds. I got to two waste of bloody good Christmas chocolate and all

I could definitely do more than 2. I think I could get at least 5 in my mouth to start then go from there

Nah babes one at a time, no cheating.

How quick can you get them in my mouth?

How fast can you chew? "

Let’s play a game and find out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too many people been at the drugs"
after reading 3 more threads its either that or iv joined the mighty boosh look at my mirror balls look at them shine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's broken, measured in units of fuck...

It's fucked = it's broken

It's de-fucked = it's repaired

It's un-defuckable = it's beyond repair

Winston

un-defuckable "

It's a truly great word.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you put your hand to your throat you can tell if your talking or whispering.. it vibrates if you talk."

By the way. This is something I can’t believe I didn’t know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you put your hand to your throat you can tell if your talking or whispering.. it vibrates if you talk.

By the way. This is something I can’t believe I didn’t know "

Or.......... you could just listen.

Unless you're deaf. I said UNLESS YOUR DEAF......

winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you put your hand to your throat you can tell if your talking or whispering.. it vibrates if you talk.

By the way. This is something I can’t believe I didn’t know

Or.......... you could just listen.

Unless you're deaf. I said UNLESS YOUR DEAF......

winston"

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you put your hand to your throat you can tell if your talking or whispering.. it vibrates if you talk.

By the way. This is something I can’t believe I didn’t know

Or.......... you could just listen.

Unless you're deaf. I said UNLESS YOUR DEAF......

winston

What?"

How the feck did I not capitalise Winston?

I'm out........

*hangs head in shame

wINSTON

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you see these dogs on your front yard, just know upstairs I’m going hard.

Bing bong! "

Mood^

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

The past participle of beshit is beshat.

It's a great word and I'd like to use it more often.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steven Pickley Ploughman.

i beg you.. please stop getting these little tunes stuck in my head!

Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard a song this morning

Tune hadn’t heard it years

Banana splits

Damm singing it all day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Steven Pickley Ploughman.

i beg you.. please stop getting these little tunes stuck in my head!

Px "

Mwahahaha. NEVER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big girl winter op?

https://youtu.be/Z4ePNKra3l8

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