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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell me something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you see these dogs on your front yard, just know upstairs I’m going hard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared."

thank you for this gift

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Is this a rap thing Steve

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"If you see these dogs on your front yard, just know upstairs I’m going hard. "

Bing bong!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

Say Edward Woodward without the D’s

Ewar WooWar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this a rap thing Steve "

No it’s a tik tok thing this time but this question shows that you get me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared."

This has just made my day so much better. And I'm in a hot tub so it doesn't get much better. Unless I was shagging in the hot tub. But anyway, I digress. I like Wouldiwas Shookespeared a lot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you see these dogs on your front yard, just know upstairs I’m going hard.

Bing bong! "

are you… the loml?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared.

This has just made my day so much better. And I'm in a hot tub so it doesn't get much better. Unless I was shagging in the hot tub. But anyway, I digress. I like Wouldiwas Shookespeared a lot. "

I’m glad I’ve made your day so much better. I aim to please

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Great, that sound's stuck in my head now

LvM

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"If you see these dogs on your front yard, just know upstairs I’m going hard.

Bing bong!

are you… the loml? "

Wasssup baby... take me out to dinner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you see these dogs on your front yard, just know upstairs I’m going hard.

Bing bong!

are you… the loml?

Wasssup baby... take me out to dinner.

"

Considering changing my name to Joe Byron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149 "

STOP THE CAP!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Liverpool 2 down to Mr Good Ebening.

I love this game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world record for number of Ferrero Rochers eaten in one minute is 8.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149

STOP THE CAP!!"

The craziest thing about that fact is that Richard Dunne wasn’t involved in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149

STOP THE CAP!!

The craziest thing about that fact is that Richard Dunne wasn’t involved in it "

Now I know you are 1000% lying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The world record for number of Ferrero Rochers eaten in one minute is 8."

I could do 10 EASILY.

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

If I was to become aroused while looking at myself naked in the mirror, does that mean even my cock thinks I’m a c**t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

City so nice they had to name it twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The world record for number of Ferrero Rochers eaten in one minute is 8.

I could do 10 EASILY. "

Prove ittttt.

It's harder than it sounds. I got to two waste of bloody good Christmas chocolate and all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149

STOP THE CAP!!

The craziest thing about that fact is that Richard Dunne wasn’t involved in it

Now I know you are 1000% lying "

It’s a fact

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was to become aroused while looking at myself naked in the mirror, does that mean even my cock thinks I’m a c**t "

no but it does mean you’re only fab straight not 100% straight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"City so nice they had to name it twice"

Is this a lyric? I feel like I should know this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The world record for number of Ferrero Rochers eaten in one minute is 8.

I could do 10 EASILY.

Prove ittttt.

It's harder than it sounds. I got to two waste of bloody good Christmas chocolate and all "

I could definitely do more than 2. I think I could get at least 5 in my mouth to start then go from there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149

STOP THE CAP!!

The craziest thing about that fact is that Richard Dunne wasn’t involved in it

Now I know you are 1000% lying

It’s a fact "

I don’t believe you. FACT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149

STOP THE CAP!!

The craziest thing about that fact is that Richard Dunne wasn’t involved in it

Now I know you are 1000% lying

It’s a fact

I don’t believe you. FACT! "

AS Adema 149–0 SO l'Emyrne was a football match played on 31 October 2002 between two teams in Antananarivo, Madagascar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"City so nice they had to name it twice

Is this a lyric? I feel like I should know this"

Fr? From sidetalk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The world record for number of Ferrero Rochers eaten in one minute is 8.

I could do 10 EASILY.

Prove ittttt.

It's harder than it sounds. I got to two waste of bloody good Christmas chocolate and all

I could definitely do more than 2. I think I could get at least 5 in my mouth to start then go from there "

Nah babes one at a time, no cheating.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"City so nice they had to name it twice

Is this a lyric? I feel like I should know this

Fr? From sidetalk"

No way I’ve just spent an hour on their tik tok. I’ve never seen that clip though.

- the first reference we haven’t connected on

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I've had enough bing bongs today, thank you, young man!

Did you know that there is a verb form of "weird", which can be conjugated thus?

Infinitive = weird

Present Participle = weirding

Past Tense = weirded

Past Participle = weirded

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149

STOP THE CAP!!

The craziest thing about that fact is that Richard Dunne wasn’t involved in it

Now I know you are 1000% lying

It’s a fact

I don’t believe you. FACT!

AS Adema 149–0 SO l'Emyrne was a football match played on 31 October 2002 between two teams in Antananarivo, Madagascar."

Lmao I hope it was investigated for match fixing. That’s a scoreline from that fraud Pele’s days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The world record for number of Ferrero Rochers eaten in one minute is 8.

I could do 10 EASILY.

Prove ittttt.

It's harder than it sounds. I got to two waste of bloody good Christmas chocolate and all

I could definitely do more than 2. I think I could get at least 5 in my mouth to start then go from there

Nah babes one at a time, no cheating. "

How quick can you get them in my mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell me something. "

His mother’s got a penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell me something.

His mother’s got a penis. "

In which hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The highest number of own goals scored in a single match is 149

STOP THE CAP!!

The craziest thing about that fact is that Richard Dunne wasn’t involved in it

Now I know you are 1000% lying

It’s a fact

I don’t believe you. FACT!

AS Adema 149–0 SO l'Emyrne was a football match played on 31 October 2002 between two teams in Antananarivo, Madagascar.

Lmao I hope it was investigated for match fixing. That’s a scoreline from that fraud Pele’s days "

He probably claimed 147 of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ayo just know that if I bring the turkey to dinner, just know I'm in her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

MY HUSBAND IS 85 YEARS OLD

He’s 85??

NO NOT HIM HE’S NOT MY HUSBAND.

HE’S MY BOYFRIEND

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

It's broken, measured in units of fuck...

It's fucked = it's broken

It's de-fucked = it's repaired

It's un-defuckable = it's beyond repair

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many people been at the drugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The world record for number of Ferrero Rochers eaten in one minute is 8.

I could do 10 EASILY.

Prove ittttt.

It's harder than it sounds. I got to two waste of bloody good Christmas chocolate and all

I could definitely do more than 2. I think I could get at least 5 in my mouth to start then go from there

Nah babes one at a time, no cheating.

How quick can you get them in my mouth?"

How fast can you chew?

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

If you put your hand to your throat you can tell if your talking or whispering.. it vibrates if you talk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's broken, measured in units of fuck...

It's fucked = it's broken

It's de-fucked = it's repaired

It's un-defuckable = it's beyond repair

Winston

"

un-defuckable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The world record for number of Ferrero Rochers eaten in one minute is 8.

I could do 10 EASILY.

Prove ittttt.

It's harder than it sounds. I got to two waste of bloody good Christmas chocolate and all

I could definitely do more than 2. I think I could get at least 5 in my mouth to start then go from there

Nah babes one at a time, no cheating.

How quick can you get them in my mouth?

How fast can you chew? "

Let’s play a game and find out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too many people been at the drugs"
after reading 3 more threads its either that or iv joined the mighty boosh look at my mirror balls look at them shine

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"It's broken, measured in units of fuck...

It's fucked = it's broken

It's de-fucked = it's repaired

It's un-defuckable = it's beyond repair

Winston

un-defuckable "

It's a truly great word.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you put your hand to your throat you can tell if your talking or whispering.. it vibrates if you talk."

By the way. This is something I can’t believe I didn’t know

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"If you put your hand to your throat you can tell if your talking or whispering.. it vibrates if you talk.

By the way. This is something I can’t believe I didn’t know "

Or.......... you could just listen.

Unless you're deaf. I said UNLESS YOUR DEAF......

winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you put your hand to your throat you can tell if your talking or whispering.. it vibrates if you talk.

By the way. This is something I can’t believe I didn’t know

Or.......... you could just listen.

Unless you're deaf. I said UNLESS YOUR DEAF......

winston"

What?

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"If you put your hand to your throat you can tell if your talking or whispering.. it vibrates if you talk.

By the way. This is something I can’t believe I didn’t know

Or.......... you could just listen.

Unless you're deaf. I said UNLESS YOUR DEAF......

winston

What?"

How the feck did I not capitalise Winston?

I'm out........

*hangs head in shame

wINSTON

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you see these dogs on your front yard, just know upstairs I’m going hard.

Bing bong! "

Mood^

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

The past participle of beshit is beshat.

It's a great word and I'd like to use it more often.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steven Pickley Ploughman.

i beg you.. please stop getting these little tunes stuck in my head!

Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard a song this morning

Tune hadn’t heard it years

Banana splits

Damm singing it all day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Steven Pickley Ploughman.

i beg you.. please stop getting these little tunes stuck in my head!

Px "

Mwahahaha. NEVER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big girl winter op?

https://youtu.be/Z4ePNKra3l8

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