FabSwingers.com forum: Fifty shades... a tribute!

By *he Original TT OP Man
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

The missus bought a Paperback

...down Shepton, Saturday,

I had a look inside her bag;

....T'was "fifty shades of grey".

Well I just left her to it,

And at ten I went to bed.

An hour later she appeared;

The sight filled me with dread…..

In her left she held a rope;

And in her right a whip!

She threw them down upon the floor,

And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;

I might have had a peek;

But Mabel hasn't weathered well;

She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;

Could not have been much grimmer.

And things then went from bad to worse;

She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;

A couple minutes later;

She put her teeth back in and said

.....I must dominate !!

Now if you knew our Mabel,

You'd see just why I spluttered,

I'd spent two months in traction

For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked

Bent forward just a bit

I went to hold her, sensual like

and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;

My god what had I done!?

She moaned and groaned then shouted out:

"Step on the other one"!!

Well readers, I can't tell no more;

About what occurred that day.

Suffice to say my jet black hair,

Turned fifty shades of Grey.

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

3rd or 4th time this has been posted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The missus bought a Paperback

...down Shepton, Saturday,

I had a look inside her bag;

....T'was "fifty shades of grey".

Well I just left her to it,

And at ten I went to bed.

An hour later she appeared;

The sight filled me with dread…..

In her left she held a rope;

And in her right a whip!

She threw them down upon the floor,

And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;

I might have had a peek;

But Mabel hasn't weathered well;

She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;

Could not have been much grimmer.

And things then went from bad to worse;

She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;

A couple minutes later;

She put her teeth back in and said

.....I must dominate !!

Now if you knew our Mabel,

You'd see just why I spluttered,

I'd spent two months in traction

For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked

Bent forward just a bit

I went to hold her, sensual like

and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;

My god what had I done!?

She moaned and groaned then shouted out:

"Step on the other one"!!

Well readers, I can't tell no more;

About what occurred that day.

Suffice to say my jet black hair,

Turned fifty shades of Grey.

still bloody good though

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By *he Original TT OP Man
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"3rd or 4th time this has been posted "

Balls. Did a quick search and didnt see it...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's the first time I've read it .......so thanks O.P.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

made me chuckle nver seen it before brillant lol

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"3rd or 4th time this has been posted "

Sorry, but does it matter? Really?

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By *he Original TT OP Man
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Thanks all, just saw it myself from a friend and thought it might cheer a few people up on a cold wet crappy night...

Sorry to offend some by posting something again - maybe next time I'll try a 'Why aren't I having any luck' thread... (Not that I'm not having any 'luck'...!) Sure that's never been done...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Thanks all, just saw it myself from a friend and thought it might cheer a few people up on a cold wet crappy night...

Sorry to offend some by posting something again - maybe next time I'll try a 'Why aren't I having any luck' thread... (Not that I'm not having any 'luck'...!) Sure that's never been done...

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You havent offended anyone, lots dont read pages and pages of threads....xx

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