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"The missus bought a Paperback ...down Shepton, Saturday, I had a look inside her bag; ....T'was "fifty shades of grey". . Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread….. . In her left she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. . Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!! . Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! . She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said .....I must dominate !! . Now if you knew our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. . She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left tit! . Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My god what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one"!! . Well readers, I can't tell no more; About what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of Grey. . ![]() still bloody good though ![]() | |||
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"3rd or 4th time this has been posted " Balls. Did a quick search and didnt see it... ![]() | |||
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"3rd or 4th time this has been posted " Sorry, but does it matter? Really? | |||
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"Thanks all, just saw it myself from a friend and thought it might cheer a few people up on a cold wet crappy night... Sorry to offend some by posting something again - maybe next time I'll try a 'Why aren't I having any luck' thread... (Not that I'm not having any 'luck'...!) Sure that's never been done... ![]() You havent offended anyone, lots dont read pages and pages of threads....xx | |||
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