FabSwingers.com forum: fartiung in front of your partner loll

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

just herd that 58 percent of woman will fart in front of ther partners in bed lol and here was me thinking it was just us males that were the smelly buggers lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

only cos its when we are asleep and have no control of it

and ours smell of roses anyway

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I fart in bed...

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

women don't fart!! ...... we just release tension !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

58% may do that

only a small percentage of that 58% waft the duvet to dissipate the pong

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't fart ...... I just have a slow puncture and deflate overnight in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually coughed earlier and done a fanny-fart and my little one just said mummy u - pumpy bum... lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol loved the women don't fart!! ...... we just release tension one lol x and yea us blokes are defenless in our sleep as somone else said lol

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By *i de BiCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

I do ....& get a slap everytime

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Nr Biggleswade

I love sniffing girl farts back and front bottoms...Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

farts a fart to me smells I run away def dont want to smell em lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fart in front of my husband and waft it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oh the humanity of it all lol

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Omg.....I'm a princess lol and don't fart in front of my man........haven't wee'd infront of him either and def wouldn't contemplate taking a dump!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We dont fart, they are love puffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen on FB recently -

Women don't fart - we whisper in our panties...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, I dropped one in the pub the other night and this bloke says "How dare you fart before my wife"

I replied, "sorry I didn't know it was her turn"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen on FB recently -

Women don't fart - we whisper in our panties...!

That's true, you ladies don't fart... You bottom burp!!

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By *uck_us_hardCouple
over a year ago

N.E Lincolnshire

I don't fart I 'fuff' lol

But would only do it in front of my husband, not a meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Despite having two babies In front of hubby, can have him I'm the room while I use the toilet happily, I try not to fart in front of him. Sometimes it can't be helped but seriously I'm on paleo diet (all protein, zero carbs) I don't want to subject that to anyone! Burping is fine though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"women don't fart!! ...... we just release tension !!

Love it

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

The answer my friends is blowing in the wind

well someone had to say it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

We have farting competitions, but we have to stop after a while cause we both double up laughing so much it hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"women don't fart!! ...... we just release tension !!

Gawd knows what I do then!!!???

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