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By *r laidback OP   Man
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

Hello sexy fabbers, I've been thinking some time now about converting a double decker bus in a swingers club.

Downstairs would be a socialising area with a small bar and loo. Upstairs 2 shower rooms, a dark room, 2 glory holes and a gangbang bed.

The concept would be it goes a route where you can be picked up from a stop, drives a route stops for, lets say 1/2 hrs then drives back to its original starting point, dropping off at any given bus stop along the way, maybe i could even arrange it to be an event night from a established club... does this sound like something you would do... im putting out feelers before going ahead with anything, please give me your input or ideas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello sexy fabbers, I've been thinking some time now about converting a double decker bus in a swingers club.

Downstairs would be a socialising area with a small bar and loo. Upstairs 2 shower rooms, a dark room, 2 glory holes and a gangbang bed.

The concept would be it goes a route where you can be picked up from a stop, drives a route stops for, lets say 1/2 hrs then drives back to its original starting point, dropping off at any given bus stop along the way, maybe i could even arrange it to be an event night from a established club... does this sound like something you would do... im putting out feelers before going ahead with anything, please give me your input or ideas "

The Daily Mail will love this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gracious me

Not my thing, but if getting your jollies on a bus is your thing then I hope it’s successful and hope you’re not arrested

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Can you buy a saveaway ticket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello sexy fabbers, I've been thinking some time now about converting a double decker bus in a swingers club.

Downstairs would be a socialising area with a small bar and loo. Upstairs 2 shower rooms, a dark room, 2 glory holes and a gangbang bed.

The concept would be it goes a route where you can be picked up from a stop, drives a route stops for, lets say 1/2 hrs then drives back to its original starting point, dropping off at any given bus stop along the way, maybe i could even arrange it to be an event night from a established club... does this sound like something you would do... im putting out feelers before going ahead with anything, please give me your input or ideas "

Imagine being stuck on the thing with an idiot or two and not being able to get away or get off it. Would I be left in the middle of nowhere if I want to get off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I missed my stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait till Busman hears about this !

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By *r laidback OP   Man
over a year ago

London & New Brighton


"Hello sexy fabbers, I've been thinking some time now about converting a double decker bus in a swingers club.

Downstairs would be a socialising area with a small bar and loo. Upstairs 2 shower rooms, a dark room, 2 glory holes and a gangbang bed.

The concept would be it goes a route where you can be picked up from a stop, drives a route stops for, lets say 1/2 hrs then drives back to its original starting point, dropping off at any given bus stop along the way, maybe i could even arrange it to be an event night from a established club... does this sound like something you would do... im putting out feelers before going ahead with anything, please give me your input or ideas

The Daily Mail will love this!"

Thats publicity but obviously no one would be able to see in

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Will you have a conductor and ticket inspector?

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By *r laidback OP   Man
over a year ago

London & New Brighton


"Will you have a conductor and ticket inspector? "

Well I'll have to hold interviews for that job role lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That must be one hell of a big bus to accommodate all that.

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Can't imagine getting insurance for that will be easy

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Stan Jack And Blakey on it......

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Will you be having special rate tickets?

All day rider

Have it away day special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“She’s got a ticket to ride, she’s got a ticket to ri-i-ide”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should use a Rootmaster.

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By *odern day vikingMan
over a year ago

Romford

Would it have a beaded curtain on the door like the old private shops to stop people looking in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It could get confusing when you ask people if they prefer top or bottom.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Going all the way?

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By *r laidback OP   Man
over a year ago

London & New Brighton


"You should use a Rootmaster."

Would love one of them but outside my Price range, id rather put the money on the inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about wheel chair access ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice idea but when the word goes out , you'd have all sorts of pervs stalking your bus stops looking at who's getting on and off which in turn could put people off. I like your idea though and best of luck bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don't call it Playbus, it'll ruin many childhood memories

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Will you have a conductor and ticket inspector?

Well I'll have to hold interviews for that job role lol"

You might need bouncers as well.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Will I have to flash my badge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we going to Alton Towers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will you have a conductor and ticket inspector?

Well I'll have to hold interviews for that job role lol

You might need bouncers as well. "
from the description of a typical run from a to b there could be a few bouncers.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"Will you be having special rate tickets?

All day rider

Have it away day special

"

I think that the Hop On Hop Off ticket would be worth the money!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Marvellous idea! In theory! X

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Will you have a conductor and ticket inspector?

Well I'll have to hold interviews for that job role lol

You might need bouncers as well. from the description of a typical run from a to b there could be a few bouncers."

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

30 posts in and not one “route 69” gag!!!

You lot are slipping…….don’t make get out the rolled eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone will want to go the terminus ...

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

So people are fucking you crash people at dead..

Insurance no chance..

The cost of making a bus look nice..

Constantly being pulled over by the police because they don't want you in the area..

Find permitted areas park..

Also against the law to consume alcohol in a moving vehicle.

Great idea but no chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely when you're driving, everyone will have to stop and sit on a chair for health and safety purposes. Do you envision them sitting making small talk and then just getting back to it when you stop again?

Also, will there be a hot tub?

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By *r laidback OP   Man
over a year ago

London & New Brighton


"So people are fucking you crash people at dead..

Insurance no chance..

The cost of making a bus look nice..

Constantly being pulled over by the police because they don't want you in the area..

Find permitted areas park..

Also against the law to consume alcohol in a moving vehicle.

Great idea but no chance. "

You bring up some good points, however you do have hen & stag do party buses, so you can get insurance.

I know its against the law to drive and have an open drink in your hand, but dont think that applies to passengers, I'll look into that, I'm pretty sure the bus wouldn't be pulled over constantly as you would not be able to see inside, just like a party bus and there be no regular bus stop that it would stop at and as far as parking, that would be on private land only, I've sorted that part out, but you have given me more food for thought.

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By *r laidback OP   Man
over a year ago

London & New Brighton


"30 posts in and not one “route 69” gag!!!

You lot are slipping…….don’t make get out the rolled eyes "

Route 69 thats good, it deserves an answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could have a fleet of them all over the country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend was looking at a bus for stag and hens to hold strip shows. It was a complete nightmare. Licensing, venue to park, lots of other legal issues and long winded processes meant the idea was binned.

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By *r laidback OP   Man
over a year ago

London & New Brighton


"My friend was looking at a bus for stag and hens to hold strip shows. It was a complete nightmare. Licensing, venue to park, lots of other legal issues and long winded processes meant the idea was binned. "

Thats the real issue here licensing and the government making so much red tape, so that they can make their cut, it ends up not being viable...

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"My friend was looking at a bus for stag and hens to hold strip shows. It was a complete nightmare. Licensing, venue to park, lots of other legal issues and long winded processes meant the idea was binned. "

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

No, Mrs Wilkins, this isn't the bus into town.

Yes, I know it's the same number, you'll just have to trust me.

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By *eath by boobsWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Good idea, if only you could go ahead with this.

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Ill.get you butler ,lmao ,sounds like a plan ,roll up for the mystery tour lol

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"30 posts in and not one “route 69” gag!!!

You lot are slipping…….don’t make get out the rolled eyes

Route 69 thats good, it deserves an answer "

I was just scrolling up to see if it had been done.

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By *ill4cherMan
over a year ago

Bristol

There's a new lub in Weston-super-Mare called Route 69!

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