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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Should I shave my balls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should I shave my balls?"

Yes, and out of respect for the lady, trim the rest of your pubes and use after shave on your ball sack

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

We surveyed a 100 people and they said....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's up to you... watch you don't get a shaving rash if it's in a bit xxx

Well done have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should I shave my balls?

Yes, and out of respect for the lady, trim the rest of your pubes and use after shave on your ball sack"

That's mean (but funny!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should I shave my balls?

Yes, and out of respect for the lady, trim the rest of your pubes and use after shave on your ball sack"

DONT DO THE LAST BIT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should I shave my balls?

Yes, and out of respect for the lady, trim the rest of your pubes and use after shave on your ball sack

That's mean (but funny!)."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben your bottom needs tanning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont afropube it...or indeed have pubes u can tie into pigtailz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should I shave my balls?

Yes, and out of respect for the lady, trim the rest of your pubes and use after shave on your ball sack

That's mean (but funny!).

It is Halloween, just call it a trick or treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck remember to be safe respect and enjoy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ben your bottom needs tanning"

I want to buy him a pint, biggest laugh I've had all day.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Don't cut little fella....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ben your bottom needs tanning"

Ready and waiting for ya!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Should I shave my balls?

Yes, and out of respect for the lady, trim the rest of your pubes and use after shave on your ball sack"

Ladies like nice smells so I agree - nice musky "come hither" style aftershave. Splash it all over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hopefully she doesnt turn into a pumpkin at midnight..be quite ironic really...but fuck her mush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ben your bottom needs tanning

Ready and waiting for ya!!!

Ohhh "cat" nine tails ok?

Or nice thick jockey whip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should I shave my balls?

Yes, and out of respect for the lady, trim the rest of your pubes and use after shave on your ball sack"

and when she says 'splash it all over', don't disappoint her by saying you did that earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ben your bottom needs tanning

I want to buy him a pint, biggest laugh I've had all day."

Real ale for me, would you stretch to a packet of salt and vinegar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ben your bottom needs tanning

Ready and waiting for ya!!!

Ohhh "cat" nine tails ok?

Or nice thick jockey whip?

Oooooh, jockey whip please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ben your bottom needs tanning

Ready and waiting for ya!!!

Ohhh "cat" nine tails ok?

Or nice thick jockey whip?

Oooooh, jockey whip please

Can you wear the saddle and bridle though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could ask her what she prefers. I did and was told just a light trim lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should I shave my balls?"

In all seriousness mate, trim your pubes and shaving your sack would be good. I am sure you are hoping the lady will maintain her lady garden, and you should return the thought. I suck cock, and there is nowt worse than a furball stuck in your throat half way through a session.

Enjoy your meet, hope you have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ben your bottom needs tanning

Ready and waiting for ya!!!

Ohhh "cat" nine tails ok?

Or nice thick jockey whip?

Oooooh, jockey whip please

Can you wear the saddle and bridle though?

Saddle yes, but I draw the line at a bridle, dont want to chip my crown

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Should I shave my balls?

Yes, and out of respect for the lady, trim the rest of your pubes and use after shave on your ball sack

and when she says 'splash it all over', don't disappoint her by saying you did that earlier

another pint, landlord!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With your adrenalin pumping being your first meet please don't forget the essential hard hats... Just in case that is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh nice one OP, hope you have a great time!

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ben your bottom needs tanning

Ready and waiting for ya!!!

Ohhh "cat" nine tails ok?

Or nice thick jockey whip?

Oooooh, jockey whip please

Can you wear the saddle and bridle though?

Saddle yes, but I draw the line at a bridle, dont want to chip my crown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ben your bottom needs tanning

I want to buy him a pint, biggest laugh I've had all day.

Real ale for me, would you stretch to a packet of salt and vinegar?

My local only sells Scampi Fries or stale sardines!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That should have said 'sarnies' stupid Autocarrot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks guys all shaven now!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That should have said 'sarnies' stupid Autocarrot!"

Stale sardines went with the scampi fries. Don't go adding carrots unless there's a dip on offer too.

OP - have fun. Low expectations and an open mind and it will work out well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks guys all shaven now!"

Good luck mate. Have fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's op?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Thanks guys all shaven now!"

Just wait a few days now they prefer some abrasion

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Thanks guys all shaven now!"

But not stirred.....

Have a good time and a rule on here is because you've received advice, you have to tell us all in graphic detail about your meet.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

have a nice time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's op?"

You .... original poster xx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What's op?"

That'll be you - original poster.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"What's op?"

Opening Poster?

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