FabSwingers.com forum: Over 30s are you awake?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gather here for a cuppa tea and a bitch about the whappersnippers.

Thought you deserved your own thread. You can elect your own chair though. (I suggest Lacey as she’s young and cool)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I lie out on the sofa? At my age a girl needs comfort.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's way too late for tea, caffeine will keep me awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still working

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I lie out on the sofa? At my age a girl needs comfort."

Go ahead, girl, get comfy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was at a wedding reception on Saturday night and I'm still hungover and my hips are sore from dancing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's way too late for tea, caffeine will keep me awake

Well, good thing we invented

decaf

Also camomile is perfect for before bed!!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm in bed with my Horlicks x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"It's way too late for tea, caffeine will keep me awake

Well, good thing we invented

decaf

Also camomile is perfect for before bed!!"

Decaf still has caffeine in it

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

You’re interrupting my knitting…

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Got the Horlicks in hand and a tartan blanket on my knees.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I’ve walked 9 miles today, I deserve my bed right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I lie out on the sofa? At my age a girl needs comfort.

Go ahead, girl, get comfy!!"

Pull up a chair and explain what on earth vines are please. Or do I have to Google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you all speak up a little and move closer x.

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

Barely.. a weekend of hiking Welsh mountains has turned my legs into blocks of lead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’re interrupting my knitting… "

Can I get a cute lil scarf pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Speak up, lad! And turn that racket down.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm drinking coffee, on bed, whilst perusing wheelchair accessories. I shit you not

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

And as you can see, I'm fully dressed for bed. Brushed cotton sheets n everything!

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By *ellanbennyCouple
over a year ago

cambs

I'm still awake and studying.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I'm drinking coffee, on bed, whilst perusing wheelchair accessories. I shit you not

Are you going for the go faster stripes, shark fin and boom box???

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By *vetteBondTV/TS
over a year ago

English Riviera

Now what did I come into this thread for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m confused. I’ve been accepted by the unders and now there’s a thread for the overs. Do I drop my wife off at the other one and come back here? Do we both go there? Do we both stay here? Is there a groups category like on xfactor?

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

I've been out shopping & spent way too much money in Ann Summers.

I'm starting a 2 day shift in the morning, so I need to try & get to sleep at a reasonable time!

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Tucked up in bed in my flannelette nightie.

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By *cotty1376Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

"You’re interrupting my knitting… "

could you knit me a willy warmer for winter please, should only take a few minutes to make , thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In bed and wide awake

I'll go for a cuppa and chat, it'll pass the time a bit.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Can I drink wine instead?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm drinking coffee, on bed, whilst perusing wheelchair accessories. I shit you not

Are you going for the go faster stripes, shark fin and boom box??? "

All of the things

And off-road tyres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awake but in bed, get comfy…..

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I'm drinking coffee, on bed, whilst perusing wheelchair accessories. I shit you not

Are you going for the go faster stripes, shark fin and boom box???

All of the things

And off-road tyres

And a multiple drinks holder…

please have flashing wheel lights…

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm drinking coffee, on bed, whilst perusing wheelchair accessories. I shit you not

Are you going for the go faster stripes, shark fin and boom box???

All of the things

And off-road tyres

And a multiple drinks holder…

please have flashing wheel lights…

I don't need extra drinks holders, my thighs still work

As for flashing lights......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I lie out on the sofa? At my age a girl needs comfort."

Joining you on the sofa x

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By *opingforfun2022Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Just having a cup of bovril

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Just dragged myself up to my bed.

I don't drink tea in bed; I don't find it comfortable.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Just having a cup of bovril"

I used to love that as a kid, after swimming.

It's probably too salty for me now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just finished work awake here

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By *opingforfun2022Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly

[Removed by poster at 02/05/22 23:24:19]

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By *opingforfun2022Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Just having a cup of bovril

I used to love that as a kid, after swimming.

It's probably too salty for me now. "

Its not something many have now is it?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Just having a cup of bovril

I used to love that as a kid, after swimming.

It's probably too salty for me now.

Its not something many have now is it?"

My Dad does. He's almost 83

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I missed my curfew

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

I've a cold

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I'm drinking coffee, on bed, whilst perusing wheelchair accessories. I shit you not

Are you going for the go faster stripes, shark fin and boom box???

All of the things

And off-road tyres

And a multiple drinks holder…

please have flashing wheel lights…

I don't need extra drinks holders, my thighs still work

As for flashing lights......

Sweet Jesus I can’t wait!!!!!

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By *opingforfun2022Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Just having a cup of bovril

I used to love that as a kid, after swimming.

It's probably too salty for me now.

Its not something many have now is it?

My Dad does. He's almost 83

Good job hes over 30 then lol

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm not over 30 sorry

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Just having a cup of bovril

I used to love that as a kid, after swimming.

It's probably too salty for me now.

Its not something many have now is it?"

I don't know anyone who drinks is now. It was a staple when I was a kid.

I think I might buy myself a jar next time I'm out shopping.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I've a cold "

A code, im your dose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in work, currently making the cola flavouring that goes into the Harribo cola bottle sweets. Mmmmmm.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Over 30....around the waist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in work, currently making the cola flavouring that goes into the Harribo cola bottle sweets. Mmmmmm."

*Haribo

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm busy watching re-runs of Bergerac.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I’m confused. I’ve been accepted by the unders and now there’s a thread for the overs. Do I drop my wife off at the other one and come back here? Do we both go there? Do we both stay here? Is there a groups category like on xfactor?

You can drop her off and wait outside. We don't want any double agents here.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"You’re interrupting my knitting… "

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FFS, don't get her started. She'll start blithering on about how the police raided her home for the seventh time.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Over 30!

I'm so far past thirty I'm coming back the other way

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'd prefer Lacey to sit on me

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Sorry I'm late. Are there any seats left?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm drinking coffee, on bed, whilst perusing wheelchair accessories. I shit you not

Are you going for the go faster stripes, shark fin and boom box???

All of the things

And off-road tyres

And a multiple drinks holder…

please have flashing wheel lights…

I don't need extra drinks holders, my thighs still work

As for flashing lights......

Sweet Jesus I can’t wait!!!!!

Fuck, I'll have to get flashing lights now. Gonna look a right tit in the shop tomorrow

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm not over 30 sorry

If you're 1 day past your birthday, then you're over 30! You're now in your 31st year

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Just having a cup of bovril

I used to love that as a kid, after swimming.

It's probably too salty for me now.

Its not something many have now is it?"

Meat drink. Should be so nice, like drinking gravy, but it's rank. Very disappointing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on ! We all stay up to Midnight these days to do Wordle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be the caffeine op

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Weird fact about Bovril -

The first part of the product's name comes from Latin bovinus, meaning "ox".[3] Johnston took the -vril suffix from Edward Bulwer-Lytton's then-popular novel, The Coming Race (1871), the plot of which revolves around a superior race of people, the Vril-ya, who derive their powers from an electromagnetic substance named "Vril". Therefore, Bovril indicates great strength obtained from an ox.[4]

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'd prefer Lacey to sit on me "

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm not over 30 sorry

If you're 1 day past your birthday, then you're over 30! You're now in your 31st year

Screw you Mrs KC! I refuse to join until my next birthday

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm not over 30 sorry

If you're 1 day past your birthday, then you're over 30! You're now in your 31st year

Screw you Mrs KC! I refuse to join until my next birthday

. I'm in my 37th year *said in old lady voice*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd prefer Lacey to sit on me

Join the queue

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Whoops...wrong thread; I'm over 40.

Can someone please point me in the direction of my pipe and slippers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoops...wrong thread; I'm over 40.

Can someone please point me in the direction of my pipe and slippers?"

Comfort over style. I've brought more slippers than shoes this year

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By *yourselfMan
over a year ago

Heworth

I should be working, don't fancy it much though.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'd prefer Lacey to sit on me

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By *ociferu69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

im a night owl...

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

I'm using beer and smokes but bed after this pint, I swear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just about.

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"Just about. "

And now I'm more awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am still about though about to sit and watch like 4 or 5 episodes off killjoys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can drop her off and wait outside. We don't want any double agents here. "

She’s in the under 30 group. I guess you’re stuck with old hairy bollocks here

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By *ay1985123Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still awake. I'm gonna be exhausted today

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By *llgudfunMan
over a year ago

coventry

Yes I'm awake

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By *ighandhorny_69Man
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'm still awake. I'm gonna be exhausted today

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snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are my awake this time on a week day

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"Why are my awake this time on a week day

Why are your what's awake?

Clearly, you missed a noun

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm still awake. I'm gonna be exhausted today

Me too gah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wide awake also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn youngster and their ‘staying in bed all hours’ after ‘going out all hours’

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Silly question to ask after 9pm

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The thing about us oldies being in bed early is we get all the worms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thing about us oldies being in bed early is we get all the worms

If you keep your meats in the fridge that won’t happen.

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