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"It's all mememe with you youngsters." | |||
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"It's all mememe with you youngsters." Better than receiving minge and tits to the inbox DO NOT SEND ME NUDES LADIES | |||
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"Required to show vines? As in tomatoes? " Oh goodness! Ruby please get it together, I want to let you in | |||
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"It's all mememe with you youngsters. Better than receiving minge and tits to the inbox DO NOT SEND ME NUDES LADIES " Anyone found sending nudes in this club will be expelled. | |||
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"I can pull wheelies. Am I allowed to pretend that I'm not old? " You’re allowed in if you wear socks and slides. | |||
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"Still under 30 but not for long Happy birthday OP! " I reckon you’ll always be welcome here | |||
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"It's all mememe with you youngsters. Better than receiving minge and tits to the inbox DO NOT SEND ME NUDES LADIES Anyone found sending nudes in this club will be expelled. " Is it okay to send them if you don't find out...? | |||
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"*old man shouts at cloud*" Awww. Old people are cute. | |||
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"I can pull wheelies. Am I allowed to pretend that I'm not old? You’re allowed in if you wear socks and slides. " Feck that, I'm joining the OAPs | |||
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"It's all mememe with you youngsters. Better than receiving minge and tits to the inbox DO NOT SEND ME NUDES LADIES Anyone found sending nudes in this club will be expelled. Is it okay to send them if you don't find out...? " I can only act on what I KNOW FOR CERTAIN. | |||
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"Always happy to be among my people " Welcome back FH | |||
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"Required to show vines? As in tomatoes? Oh goodness! Ruby please get it together, I want to let you in " I seriously have no idea what vines are? Grape vines? | |||
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"Can I join the club twice as I'm 2 x 30?!" OMG yes you can be our honorary president. | |||
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"Required to show vines? As in tomatoes? Oh goodness! Ruby please get it together, I want to let you in I seriously have no idea what vines are? Grape vines?" Vines are the best thing that ever happened to the Internet. | |||
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"Always happy to be among my people Welcome back FH " Thank you, I'd offer to be your successor but alas, I'll join the dark side before you | |||
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"2 month membership left and then I'm in the oldies club.. sad times." Surprised you've not fallen asleep in front of the telly yet | |||
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"It's all mememe with you youngsters. Better than receiving minge and tits to the inbox DO NOT SEND ME NUDES LADIES Anyone found sending nudes in this club will be expelled. Is it okay to send them if you don't find out...? I can only act on what I KNOW FOR CERTAIN. " I'll try my hardest not to provide any evidence. | |||
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"2 month membership left and then I'm in the oldies club.. sad times. Surprised you've not fallen asleep in front of the telly yet " Excuse me, I've had my nap already today so mehhh. | |||
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"I've outlined some perks of membership in a bid to run for successor: - just instinctively know how to troubleshoot a dodgy WiFi connection - instantly know what people are talking about when they say things like "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE" or "but did you keep receipts tho?" - understand the Marvel cinematic universe - understand why DC sucks compared to the above - invest every penny you have into crypto and never get access to the money you make - never own any property or be able to live by yourself until you're at least 50 - watch the salary you've spent almost half your life studying to get be taken from you by the government Help, I'm in too deep." Under 30s won't know this https://g.co/kgs/eH3JDD | |||
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"I've outlined some perks of membership in a bid to run for successor: - just instinctively know how to troubleshoot a dodgy WiFi connection - instantly know what people are talking about when they say things like "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE" or "but did you keep receipts tho?" - understand the Marvel cinematic universe - understand why DC sucks compared to the above - invest every penny you have into crypto and never get access to the money you make - never own any property or be able to live by yourself until you're at least 50 - watch the salary you've spent almost half your life studying to get be taken from you by the government Help, I'm in too deep. Under 30s won't know this https://g.co/kgs/eH3JDD" Excuse meeee but that was actually the soundtrack to my scene kid summers | |||
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"I've outlined some perks of membership in a bid to run for successor: - just instinctively know how to troubleshoot a dodgy WiFi connection - instantly know what people are talking about when they say things like "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE" or "but did you keep receipts tho?" - understand the Marvel cinematic universe - understand why DC sucks compared to the above - invest every penny you have into crypto and never get access to the money you make - never own any property or be able to live by yourself until you're at least 50 - watch the salary you've spent almost half your life studying to get be taken from you by the government Help, I'm in too deep. Under 30s won't know this https://g.co/kgs/eH3JDD Excuse meeee but that was actually the soundtrack to my scene kid summers " Released in 2001/2?! When I was 15/16. You must've been listening to vintage shizz | |||
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"I've outlined some perks of membership in a bid to run for successor: - just instinctively know how to troubleshoot a dodgy WiFi connection - instantly know what people are talking about when they say things like "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE" or "but did you keep receipts tho?" - understand the Marvel cinematic universe - understand why DC sucks compared to the above - invest every penny you have into crypto and never get access to the money you make - never own any property or be able to live by yourself until you're at least 50 - watch the salary you've spent almost half your life studying to get be taken from you by the government Help, I'm in too deep. Under 30s won't know this https://g.co/kgs/eH3JDD Excuse meeee but that was actually the soundtrack to my scene kid summers Released in 2001/2?! When I was 15/16. You must've been listening to vintage shizz " Haha yep, Scuzz/Kerrang/MTV2 always used to play some older stuff. Also it was on Malcolm In The Middle once | |||
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"I've outlined some perks of membership in a bid to run for successor: - just instinctively know how to troubleshoot a dodgy WiFi connection - instantly know what people are talking about when they say things like "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE" or "but did you keep receipts tho?" - understand the Marvel cinematic universe - understand why DC sucks compared to the above - invest every penny you have into crypto and never get access to the money you make - never own any property or be able to live by yourself until you're at least 50 - watch the salary you've spent almost half your life studying to get be taken from you by the government Help, I'm in too deep. Under 30s won't know this https://g.co/kgs/eH3JDD Excuse meeee but that was actually the soundtrack to my scene kid summers Released in 2001/2?! When I was 15/16. You must've been listening to vintage shizz Haha yep, Scuzz/Kerrang/MTV2 always used to play some older stuff. Also it was on Malcolm In The Middle once " Older stuff?! This was the actual soundtrack to my misspent youth | |||
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"I've outlined some perks of membership in a bid to run for successor: - just instinctively know how to troubleshoot a dodgy WiFi connection - instantly know what people are talking about when they say things like "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE" or "but did you keep receipts tho?" - understand the Marvel cinematic universe - understand why DC sucks compared to the above - invest every penny you have into crypto and never get access to the money you make - never own any property or be able to live by yourself until you're at least 50 - watch the salary you've spent almost half your life studying to get be taken from you by the government Help, I'm in too deep. Under 30s won't know this https://g.co/kgs/eH3JDD Excuse meeee but that was actually the soundtrack to my scene kid summers Released in 2001/2?! When I was 15/16. You must've been listening to vintage shizz Haha yep, Scuzz/Kerrang/MTV2 always used to play some older stuff. Also it was on Malcolm In The Middle once Older stuff?! This was the actual soundtrack to my misspent youth " Relative to when I was 15 it was "older stuff", yes also you just called it vintage a second ago! | |||
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"I reiterate send memes not nudes " Genuinely. A person that sends me memes is instantly special. | |||
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"I've outlined some perks of membership in a bid to run for successor: - just instinctively know how to troubleshoot a dodgy WiFi connection - instantly know what people are talking about when they say things like "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE" or "but did you keep receipts tho?" - understand the Marvel cinematic universe - understand why DC sucks compared to the above - invest every penny you have into crypto and never get access to the money you make - never own any property or be able to live by yourself until you're at least 50 - watch the salary you've spent almost half your life studying to get be taken from you by the government Help, I'm in too deep." Oh I love you. I would vote for you!! | |||
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"still part of the under 30s club... for a few months at least Px " Come visit Liverpool for the 30th celebration | |||
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"I've outlined some perks of membership in a bid to run for successor: - just instinctively know how to troubleshoot a dodgy WiFi connection - instantly know what people are talking about when they say things like "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE" or "but did you keep receipts tho?" - understand the Marvel cinematic universe - understand why DC sucks compared to the above - invest every penny you have into crypto and never get access to the money you make - never own any property or be able to live by yourself until you're at least 50 - watch the salary you've spent almost half your life studying to get be taken from you by the government Help, I'm in too deep. Oh I love you. I would vote for you!! " One vote - that's a landslide! | |||
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"‘WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?’ But also special shout out to ‘DAMN DANIEL, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WHITE VANS’" Damn Daniel went on Damn Ellen though and Ellen is Not Cool™ | |||
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"It's all mememe with you youngsters." I believe they're called 'memes' | |||
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"I've outlined some perks of membership in a bid to run for successor: - just instinctively know how to troubleshoot a dodgy WiFi connection - instantly know what people are talking about when they say things like "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE" or "but did you keep receipts tho?" - understand the Marvel cinematic universe - understand why DC sucks compared to the above - invest every penny you have into crypto and never get access to the money you make - never own any property or be able to live by yourself until you're at least 50 - watch the salary you've spent almost half your life studying to get be taken from you by the government Help, I'm in too deep. Oh I love you. I would vote for you!! One vote - that's a landslide! " Landslide like Fleetwood Mac? | |||
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"Happy Birthday Steve for when your birthday was/Is " Oh thank you! It was Sunday | |||
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"‘WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?’ But also special shout out to ‘DAMN DANIEL, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WHITE VANS’ Damn Daniel went on Damn Ellen though and Ellen is Not Cool™ " Ellen is really NOT cool. I didn’t know DD did Ellen | |||
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"Us old people look better than lot's of the youngsters .. Especially when we take our clothes off.. " Most people over 30 look better than me with their clothes on and off | |||
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"If you’re really under 30 complete this: ‘What’s your favourite curse word?’" Kanye. (I said what I said.) | |||
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"Us old people look better than lot's of the youngsters .. Especially when we take our clothes off.. " Yeah but we know how to Photoshop ourselves into looking good, and that's all that matters because it's not like any of us ever meet in real life anymore right? *sad rimshot* | |||
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"If you’re really under 30 complete this: ‘What’s your favourite curse word?’ Kanye. (I said what I said.) " Not the answer I was looking for but willing to accept for other reasons | |||
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"Us old people look better than lot's of the youngsters .. Especially when we take our clothes off.. Yeah but we know how to Photoshop ourselves into looking good, and that's all that matters because it's not like any of us ever meet in real life anymore right? *sad rimshot*" I'm legit 100% not a catfish | |||
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"If you’re really under 30 complete this: ‘What’s your favourite curse word?’ Kanye. (I said what I said.) Not the answer I was looking for but willing to accept for other reasons " ‘Probably fuck ’ | |||
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"If you’re really under 30 complete this: ‘What’s your favourite curse word?’ Kanye. (I said what I said.) " | |||
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"Just over 30 but holy sh*t vine ain’t been a thing for yeeeearsss " you’re allowed in if you remember vine. Tell us your favourite vine | |||
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"Just over 30 but holy sh*t vine ain’t been a thing for yeeeearsss you’re allowed in if you remember vine. Tell us your favourite vine " Way too many to remember, but it was good whilst it lasted. | |||
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"Just over 30 but holy sh*t vine ain’t been a thing for yeeeearsss you’re allowed in if you remember vine. Tell us your favourite vine " "I'm in me mum's car! Vroom, vroom." "GET OUT ME CAR!" "Nooo." | |||
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"Just over 30 but holy sh*t vine ain’t been a thing for yeeeearsss you’re allowed in if you remember vine. Tell us your favourite vine "I'm in me mum's car! Vroom, vroom." "GET OUT ME CAR!" "Nooo." " A CLASSIC. | |||
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"TGIF. I know where I’m not going tonight Turtle bay " Because you value your health | |||
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"Guys, who is still under 30 and who needs showing the exit? " | |||
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"Guys, who is still under 30 and who needs showing the exit? " Gellat o ma pub | |||
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"Guys, who is still under 30 and who needs showing the exit? Gellat o ma pub " ¿Qué? | |||
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"Guys, who is still under 30 and who needs showing the exit? Gellat o ma pub ¿Qué? " U erd me | |||
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"Guys, who is still under 30 and who needs showing the exit? Gellat o ma pub " Steve stop you're too young to use this reference. | |||
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"Guys, who is still under 30 and who needs showing the exit? Gellat o ma pub Steve stop you're too young to use this reference. " You’re right. I lost myself for a second there | |||
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"I’m down with yute. Let me in blud. " Someone’s been watching Top Boy Dwt tho, I got you. | |||
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"I’m down with yute. Let me in blud. Someone’s been watching Top Boy Dwt tho, I got you. " You’re my top boy. | |||
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"I’m under 30, under 25 AND under 21 Is it? Nice rack " Beautiful tits and rack…love it | |||
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"I’m down with yute. Let me in blud. Someone’s been watching Top Boy Dwt tho, I got you. You’re my top boy. " Stop the cap Estella! You only want me to make you look cool | |||
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"I’m under 30, under 25 AND under 21 " welcome to the club homie | |||
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"I’m under 30, under 25 AND under 21 welcome to the club homie " Send memes | |||
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"And we’re back! " I look under 30, does that count? | |||
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"And we’re back! I look under 30, does that count?" Yes? You’re in!! | |||
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"And we’re back! I look under 30, does that count? Yes? You’re in!!" Get in! I've been on a bit of a roll recently | |||
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"I'm only 30 for 6 more weeks, am I allowed in " You are if you tell me your favourite meme | |||
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"I'm only 30 for 6 more weeks, am I allowed in You are if you tell me your favourite meme " Easy the we're going to Disneyland girl | |||
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"Am I supposed to start a family with a hot wife when I reach 30? " Ready to be bred like a cow whenever you're ready sweet cheeks. | |||
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"Ahhh my people I’ve still got two years left! " Only 2? | |||
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"Am I supposed to start a family with a hot wife when I reach 30? Ready to be bred like a cow whenever you're ready sweet cheeks. " You down with LPP? | |||
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"Am I supposed to start a family with a hot wife when I reach 30? Ready to be bred like a cow whenever you're ready sweet cheeks. You down with LPP? " LPP? I'm not down with the kids. | |||
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"Am I supposed to start a family with a hot wife when I reach 30? Ready to be bred like a cow whenever you're ready sweet cheeks. You down with LPP? LPP? I'm not down with the kids." Lamppost pissing | |||
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"Ahhh my people I’ve still got two years left! Only 2? " Show off!! | |||
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"Am I supposed to start a family with a hot wife when I reach 30? Ready to be bred like a cow whenever you're ready sweet cheeks. You down with LPP? LPP? I'm not down with the kids. Lamppost pissing" Oh | |||
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"Where’s all the over 50 Asking for friend Obviously " I did one of those threads I’ll bump for you x | |||
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"It's bad enough that an unnamed forum user described me as an older woman this weekend. I'm now being reminded of that fact on the forums. " I'm sure they meant relatively! | |||
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"Ahhh my people I’ve still got two years left! Only 2? Show off!!" Don't worry, I'm not far behind | |||
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"Am I supposed to start a family with a hot wife when I reach 30? Ready to be bred like a cow whenever you're ready sweet cheeks. You down with LPP? LPP? I'm not down with the kids." Your site supporter is clearly running out | |||
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"Oh hi! Feels like a very exclusive club here " Hey don’t be a stranger for too long | |||
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