FabSwingers.com forum: Here’s a free fiver for you ..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are you spending it on, Fabsters?

It can be anything you like (up to the value of £5, obviously ..)

I’m off to get myself 20 Freddo bars for a binge out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you spending it on, Fabsters?

It can be anything you like (up to the value of £5, obviously ..)

I’m off to get myself 20 Freddo bars for a binge out

20? At the current rate of inflation you’ll only get 3 for a fiver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd buy the new Platinum Jubilee £5 coin – the traditional and only way to mark a royal occasion.

Both sides of the coin were designed by the experienced coinage artist John Bergdahl.

The reverse features a crowned depiction of the Royal Arms, whilst the obverse bears the commemorative Platinum Jubilee portrait of The Queen.

Gawd bless 'er.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Goto Asda, buy £5 of food and put it in the food bank trolly.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Investing it, with compound interest, passive income, a FTSE2000, and an ISA account* I'll have £5.36 in just twenty years

LvM

*I have no idea what I just said...

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

A balaclava for £3 then I’d mug LVM for his £5.36 and boom.

£7.36 baby

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Errrrrr, it'll pay for a nut or a bolt (or two) on my new wheelchair. I'll need a lot more fivers for the rest

#MrsKCsCharityBoxIsOpen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A balaclava for £3 then I’d mug LVM for his £5.36 and boom.

£7.36 baby

In twenty years baby.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"A balaclava for £3 then I’d mug LVM for his £5.36 and boom.

£7.36 baby

In twenty years baby."

It’s called delayed gratification. Look it up, hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd put a fiver on Leeds to get relegated. Easy money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you spending it on, Fabsters?

It can be anything you like (up to the value of £5, obviously ..)

I’m off to get myself 20 Freddo bars for a binge out

Trying to think of a smartass answer for this post but the reality is probably…chippy tea.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

A supply of crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A balaclava for £3 then I’d mug LVM for his £5.36 and boom.

£7.36 baby

In twenty years baby.

It’s called delayed gratification. Look it up, hun "

I did and there was a picture of you on a stairlift.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"A balaclava for £3 then I’d mug LVM for his £5.36 and boom.

£7.36 baby

In twenty years baby.

It’s called delayed gratification. Look it up, hun

I did and there was a picture of you on a stairlift."

Oh my god

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

If we club all our £5's together we can afford a locksmith to get the long suffering (yet very clean) Donis out of his bathroom

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"A balaclava for £3 then I’d mug LVM for his £5.36 and boom.

£7.36 baby

In twenty years baby.

It’s called delayed gratification. Look it up, hun "

I think the correct term is "financial edging"

LvM

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"A balaclava for £3 then I’d mug LVM for his £5.36 and boom.

£7.36 baby

In twenty years baby.

It’s called delayed gratification. Look it up, hun

I did and there was a picture of you on a stairlift."

Oi! Stop perving through our hall window!

*Stannah rises slowly*

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I’d donate it to charity as I’ve got my health, friends and family so I consider myself very lucky and have more than most so that’s why I’d donate it to those less luckier than I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£3 pix n mix and the rest is on lucky dip

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"A balaclava for £3 then I’d mug LVM for his £5.36 and boom.

£7.36 baby

In twenty years baby.

It’s called delayed gratification. Look it up, hun

I think the correct term is "financial edging"

LvM"

I feel like you’ve just unlocked a kink here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would donate it to the local rescue centre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A site supporter code

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Do we get two as couple?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I'd pay grumpy a fiver just to dance, it's hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First off test to make sure it's not fake lol then 5 £1 scratch cards and pray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn I can’t even get a butler of wine for that, never mind Prosecco!

So I guess I’ll just get a couple of Star Bars instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn I can’t even get a butler of wine for that, never mind Prosecco!

So I guess I’ll just get a couple of Star Bars instead

LMFAO @butler *bottle

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Pint of diesel...

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

How much is a bullet for Putin..??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A site supporter code

You can only buy that if you make a thread asking if you should delete your account when your current one runs out. Dems da rules.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we club all our £5's together we can afford a locksmith to get the long suffering (yet very clean) Donis out of his bathroom

Maybe I don't want to escape.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I’d donate it to charity as I’ve got my health, friends and family so I consider myself very lucky and have more than most so that’s why I’d donate it to those less luckier than I am "

You're a good egg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A site supporter code

This right here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it on red

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"If we club all our £5's together we can afford a locksmith to get the long suffering (yet very clean) Donis out of his bathroom

Maybe I don't want to escape."

Are you still enjoying the air fresheners?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m giving mine to the person below

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m giving mine to the person below

Ah, cheers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m giving mine to the person below

Ah, cheers!

No problem mate now you have a tenner

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"What are you spending it on, Fabsters?

It can be anything you like (up to the value of £5, obviously ..)

I’m off to get myself 20 Freddo bars for a binge out

What are you going to do with your £1 change?

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Donate it to a local charity

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are you spending it on, Fabsters?

It can be anything you like (up to the value of £5, obviously ..)

I’m off to get myself 20 Freddo bars for a binge out

What are you going to do with your £1 change? "

I must shop in the wrong shops!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd put a fiver on Leeds to get relegated. Easy money."

I’ll out the same on Everton to stay up. If I win then quids in. If not then comedy gold. And as I don’t usually gamble and when I do I rarely win this is a great investment. Win-win dead cert return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we club all our £5's together we can afford a locksmith to get the long suffering (yet very clean) Donis out of his bathroom

Maybe I don't want to escape.

Are you still enjoying the air fresheners?"

Is that what we're calling them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

74ml of petrol

(feels like it anyway)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'd pay grumpy a fiver just to dance, it's hilarious!

In June then .. Pay me first

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Can I put it in my piggy bank?

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By *eptimiusMan
over a year ago

East

My next fabs subscription

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A toy for my cat but still short of £4…. Can anyone lend us £4?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"I'd pay grumpy a fiver just to dance, it's hilarious!

In June then .. Pay me first

Tequilla comes first .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I press the go pedal on my car really hard I'd get 5 miles out of that so I'll take the petrol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'd pay grumpy a fiver just to dance, it's hilarious!

In June then .. Pay me first

Tequilla comes first .....

Now you're pushing it haha

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Its being added to my cooked breakfast fund this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive to the petrol station and put enough fuel in just to get me back home.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Nothing in life is free - what's the catch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else used to watch five pound munch?

*I know none of you would’ve but I’m a hopeful person.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I'd buy the new Platinum Jubilee £5 coin – the traditional and only way to mark a royal occasion.

Both sides of the coin were designed by the experienced coinage artist John Bergdahl.

The reverse features a crowned depiction of the Royal Arms, whilst the obverse bears the commemorative Platinum Jubilee portrait of The Queen.

Gawd bless 'er."

I think she has been blessed and saved enough by now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiver? Would put it in the box at the local kids centre as they are saving for taking the kids club away for a weekend

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"What are you spending it on, Fabsters?

It can be anything you like (up to the value of £5, obviously ..)

I’m off to get myself 20 Freddo bars for a binge out

What are you going to do with your £1 change?

I must shop in the wrong shops!!

Yeah never pay £1.25 for them pal, they're only a £1 in Poundland. Or usually on offer in supermarkets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would probably put mine somewhere safe and then forget where the safe place was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would probably put mine somewhere safe and then forget where the safe place was. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have a vodka and diet ...around there that is still under a fiver I think

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By *ove to exploreMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Renew my FAB membership

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By *ylonattireTV/TS
over a year ago

BUXTON

Stockings tights knickers etc

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"Errrrrr, it'll pay for a nut or a bolt (or two) on my new wheelchair. I'll need a lot more fivers for the rest

#MrsKCsCharityBoxIsOpen

Same for me with a mobility scooter. Hell the cane I want is 17 more £5 notes. (Yes ok it's cause it's pretty and I can use the cheap one)

Assistance things are stupid expensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we club all our £5's together we can afford a locksmith to get the long suffering (yet very clean) Donis out of his bathroom

I’d give my £5 to you sonyou can buy a top up for your mobile so you can face time your husband and tell him you won’t be coming home tonight because you copped.

*damn, that chat up line doesn’t work as well anymore does it.

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