FabSwingers.com forum: My mate… Lazy bank holiday edition

By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

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My mate is a floozy and has crushes on a lot of you.

Or I'm bored and haven't flexed my flirt muscles in a while.

Let’s get some flirting going on this bank holiday.

You know the drill, perverts and angels..... and don't forget the OP is a needy fucker and requires to be told he is fancied (even if he isn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy cheesy chips

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Hey!

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"I fancy cheesy chips

I fancy you…. Wait….. I should of posted that anonymously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy cheesy chips

That sounds lush. Some gravy and we're on a roll here!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I fancy cheesy chips

Give us a chip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy cheesy chips

That sounds lush. Some gravy and we're on a roll here!"

Gravy on cheesy chips ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

I’m feeling blah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I fancy cheesy chips

That sounds lush. Some gravy and we're on a roll here!

Gravy on cheesy chips ?"

Should be mayo or curry sauce, people are weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy cheesy chips

That sounds lush. Some gravy and we're on a roll here!

Gravy on cheesy chips ?

Should be mayo or curry sauce, people are weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might be in….

I’ve said this before…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy cheesy chips

That sounds lush. Some gravy and we're on a roll here!

Gravy on cheesy chips ?"

And on a barm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy cheesy chips

That sounds lush. Some gravy and we're on a roll here!

Gravy on cheesy chips ?

And on a barm?

Don’t start

It’s a bread roll

I don’t fancy anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy cheesy chips

That sounds lush. Some gravy and we're on a roll here!

Gravy on cheesy chips ?"

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy cheesy chips

That sounds lush. Some gravy and we're on a roll here!

Gravy on cheesy chips ?

And on a barm?

Even better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in too

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm pairing up woody and corral, you 2 go sit in a corner and eat your soggy chips and (bread)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm pairing up woody and corral, you 2 go sit in a corner and eat your soggy chips and (bread)

Haha.

“Corral, you’ve got it dripping down your chin’

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Just realised I had my filters on. They are off now.

Sorry for the interruption. Carry on talking about cheesy chips

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Just realised I had my filters on. They are off now.

Sorry for the interruption. Carry on talking about cheesy chips

You did say it was a lazy one

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over a year ago

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Just realised I had my filters on. They are off now.

Sorry for the interruption. Carry on talking about cheesy chips

You did say it was a lazy one

That lazy I’m not getting any messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back and flirty. Sorry OP, you're on your own..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just realised I had my filters on. They are off now.

Sorry for the interruption. Carry on talking about cheesy chips

You did say it was a lazy one

That lazy I’m not getting any messages

Welcome to my life op …

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Back and flirty. Sorry OP, you're on your own..!"

But am I? Jesus is in my heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just realised I had my filters on. They are off now.

Sorry for the interruption. Carry on talking about cheesy chips

So there’s a thing near me. I’m not a fan of the cheese, but damn. Chin barm and gravy was given to me and oh my. There’s no going back for me now.

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"Just realised I had my filters on. They are off now.

Sorry for the interruption. Carry on talking about cheesy chips

You did say it was a lazy one

That lazy I’m not getting any messages

Welcome to my life op …

I don’t mean messages for me. I mean to post for others

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Anyroom for little old me

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm in a

mood. So get your flirtiest, filthiest words on here for me to blush over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just realised I had my filters on. They are off now.

Sorry for the interruption. Carry on talking about cheesy chips

You did say it was a lazy one

That lazy I’m not getting any messages

Welcome to my life op …

I don’t mean messages for me. I mean to post for others

Oh yes. That what I meant too

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Count me in...

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I never fare well but sod it I'm in

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I am in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's have a bang on that then as God loves a trier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In to spread some filth.

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

At last! For _indergirl.

I’ve admired you from afar for a while but would definitely like to get closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My matey is bubbly

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

And just like buses. My hot mate wants me to pass this on

can you tell tinder I'd love to be behind her, both naked, a handful of her flame red hair, as I, ahem....

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m in

Bobbing in and out at work

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Another sexy mate of mine just popped up in my box

Can you tell sprocket her ass is a perfect fit for my hands. If she doesn’t believe me, I’d like to prove it.

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

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Things are heating up and one for a little firecracker

HotwifeS. If you spread the filth, can I spread, erm….you guess the rest.

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

My smoking hot mate has a message for magneto

Could you tell Magneto that after seeing him grip that belt tight I want to know how gentle he can be with a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Some serious hotness entered my box for this one

Could you please tell Inevitable I'd to lick his helmet please

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I’ll be in for a bit and happy to play postie

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

We are back to chips but I’ll allow it

Corrallena. Sit on a bench with me and I can give you some of my gravy, for your chips.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

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I'll play

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey!

Howdy cowboy

sorry couldn't resist

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By * of a kindCouple
over a year ago

Hereford/Abergavenny

Loving the sexy pics … would you give me that belt across my arse ????? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Things are heating up and one for a little firecracker

HotwifeS. If you spread the filth, can I spread, erm….you guess the rest.

Yes you can spread the butter, I'll get the bread. You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy all of you, and wanna hang out the back of each of ya.

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

there was y a knock at the door but instead the postie did deliver the following message …

Could you please tell Russel Sprout that he doesn't need those sweets. He's sweet enough already

lucky guy

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

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For the sexy (Mrs) Rickshawed from my lovely mate

Rickshawed. I’ve imagined myself doing things to that body that are almost illegal, do you want to play good cop bad cop with me?

Who’s bringing the cuffs?

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"there was y a knock at the door but instead the postie did deliver the following message …

Could you please tell Russel Sprout that he doesn't need those sweets. He's sweet enough already

lucky guy "

Thank you whoever you are

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

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Is it me or is it getting hot in here?

Could you tell Tea Monkey that he might be bobbing in and out at work, but I need to know when he's going to be hard at work bobbing in and out of me

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

missed this off the last message

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Could this be your Prince Charming?

Princess22

If you ever need a prince to come and give you a kiss, just ask, because your pictures just woke my cock up after a long sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in and happy to play the role of mate if needed.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"For the sexy (Mrs) Rickshawed from my lovely mate

Rickshawed. I’ve imagined myself doing things to that body that are almost illegal, do you want to play good cop bad cop with me?

Who’s bringing the cuffs?"

How intriguing. The best things probably are illegal in other countries

And I have my own handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure people are actually sending you these type of messages ??

I’m no Jessica Fletcher, but …..

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

This gorgeous young lady wants this message delivered pronto!

Message for Mixed Mister please, I wanna ride it until it chafes, lie the fuck down

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"At last! For _indergirl.

I’ve admired you from afar for a while but would definitely like to get closer

Don't be shy I don't bite

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"And just like buses. My hot mate wants me to pass this on

can you tell tinder I'd love to be behind her, both naked, a handful of her flame red hair, as I, ahem...."

Oh do tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you sure people are actually sending you these type of messages ??

I’m no Jessica Fletcher, but …..

I sent a message

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I'm in, bring the filth, yeah

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

"Could this be your Prince Charming?

Princess22

If you ever need a prince to come and give you a kiss, just ask, because your pictures just woke my cock up after a long sleep

Oh my, i hope it hasn't been too long of sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you sure people are actually sending you these type of messages ??

I’m no Jessica Fletcher, but …..

I sent a message

I’m fishing I’m fishing I’m fishing

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

From another smoking hot lady

Could you tell DX2019 that I'd happily help him undo those buttons on his shirt, though I might just rip it off him

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"From another smoking hot lady

Could you tell DX2019 that I'd happily help him undo those buttons on his shirt, though I might just rip it off him

Feel free to give me a hand... or two

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I’m in for some perving, flirting and I love the goss

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

postman pat has been forced into retirement because I’ve been asked to deliver the following:

Hello again

Could you please tell the little studmuffin SteveandPicklePloughmans that if only he was 20 years older I'd make him the filling in my boob sandwich

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Magneto you lucky man. This lovely lady wants me to pass this on

Can you tell Magneto I'd love to hear the crack of that belt

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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I'm late but in

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Self promotion at its finest here

Floro would like it if she could have some attention from young, tall, hot men

Preferably with beards

Cheers

You all know where her box is

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

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Someone is popular tonight. Another stunner wants this passed on

Please may you tell Magneto I’d like to sit on his face after a long day rollercoastering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Self promotion at its finest here

Floro would like it if she could have some attention from young, tall, hot men

Preferably with beards

Cheers

You all know where her box is

Yay yay yay yay

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over a year ago

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

"My mate is a floozy and has crushes on a lot of you.

Or I'm bored and haven't flexed my flirt muscles in a while.

Let’s get some flirting going on this bank holiday.

You know the drill, perverts and angels..... and don't forget the OP is a needy fucker and requires to be told he is fancied (even if he isn't

Phwroar, i fancy you.

Or is it a pint i fancy?

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

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From a lovely gentleman for Jamie Hants

please tell Jamie Gants that her pictures are awesome and I’d love to do naughty things to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Self promotion at its finest here

Floro would like it if she could have some attention from young, tall, hot men

Preferably with beards

Cheers

You all know where her box is

Yay yay yay yay

I'm not young sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Self promotion at its finest here

Floro would like it if she could have some attention from young, tall, hot men

Preferably with beards

Cheers

You all know where her box is

Yay yay yay yay

I'm not young sorry

Or hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Self promotion at its finest here

Floro would like it if she could have some attention from young, tall, hot men

Preferably with beards

Cheers

You all know where her box is

Yay yay yay yay

I'm not young sorry

Or hot

You’re both - hush up

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Self promotion at its finest here

Floro would like it if she could have some attention from young, tall, hot men

Preferably with beards

Cheers

You all know where her box is

Yay yay yay yay

I'm not young sorry

Damn. The hot and young and tall thing doing me in.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Magneto you lucky man. This lovely lady wants me to pass this on

Can you tell Magneto I'd love to hear the crack of that belt

Get over my knee then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Self promotion at its finest here

Floro would like it if she could have some attention from young, tall, hot men

Preferably with beards

Cheers

You all know where her box is

Yay yay yay yay

I'm not young sorry

Damn. The hot and young and tall thing doing me in. "

You’re all the above

Sheesh

You’re hot !!

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

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They just keep getting hotter

Slappy makes a great message delivery man. Is he any good at delivering more personal items?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Someone is popular tonight. Another stunner wants this passed on

Please may you tell Magneto I’d like to sit on his face after a long day rollercoastering"

AHH I suspect I know who this thrill seeker is. Get on my face.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"They just keep getting hotter

Slappy makes a great message delivery man. Is he any good at delivering more personal items?

thank you mystery sender I’m legit blushing, please make yourself known xx

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Incoming for Jamie Hants from another sexy mate of mine

Would you let Jamie_Hants know that we'd love to have a lovely time with her, holding her hand in public, eating cake, kissing her on the cheek, and seeing how many times we could make her cum before she has to have a nap between us

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

This one got lost in the post but I always deliver in the end

Could you please tell Magneto that belt is invoking all manner of images

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

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This absolute gentleman has this for Jamie

Can you tell Jamie hants to get her feet in my mouth. Asap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very lovely lady has been in my box asking K Matterhorn if she can lure her into a weekend of baby animal videos, snacks and filth?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"This absolute gentleman has this for Jamie

Can you tell Jamie hants to get her feet in my mouth. Asap.

Oh with pleasure!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Self promotion at its finest here

Floro would like it if she could have some attention from young, tall, hot men

Preferably with beards

Cheers

You all know where her box is

Yay yay yay yay

I'm not young sorry

Damn. The hot and young and tall thing doing me in. "

I'll take all the older, bearded ones then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooh let's jump in then..

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Self promotion at its finest here

Floro would like it if she could have some attention from young, tall, hot men

Preferably with beards

Cheers

You all know where her box is

Yay yay yay yay

I'm not young sorry

Damn. The hot and young and tall thing doing me in.

I'll take all the older, bearded ones then

I like them too !!!

I’m needy - I was trying the young ones

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Self promotion at its finest here

Floro would like it if she could have some attention from young, tall, hot men

Preferably with beards

Cheers

You all know where her box is

Yay yay yay yay

I'm not young sorry

Damn. The hot and young and tall thing doing me in.

I'll take all the older, bearded ones then

Yesss!!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Is it me or is it getting hot in here?

Could you tell Tea Monkey that he might be bobbing in and out at work, but I need to know when he's going to be hard at work bobbing in and out of me "

That’s the kind of job I can really get some satisfaction from!

I’m sure we can arrange a time for a trial shift

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

another 1st class delivery from a very handsome gent …

Can you tell ABootyfulDay I’m looking forward to meeting her. Nervous as fuck but looking forward to it

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Special delivery for kinky, this man always delivers

Kinky inked bi has arrived, can you please tell her, that slipping her out of her lingerie and burying my face in her boobs would be a dream.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Special delivery for kinky, this man always delivers

Kinky inked bi has arrived, can you please tell her, that slipping her out of her lingerie and burying my face in her boobs would be a dream."

Throw in a massage and spooning and you’re on

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"A very lovely lady has been in my box asking K Matterhorn if she can lure her into a weekend of baby animal videos, snacks and filth? "

Can we wear matching sloth onesies

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Oh my! Some lucky fellas here

Right, in the mood for some naughty fun. I summon Piscean Dream, Woody B and Joshstillrocks to my bedside. And bring batteries for when I've worn you all out

Hope you all had your weetabix

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Special delivery for kinky, this man always delivers

Kinky inked bi has arrived, can you please tell her, that slipping her out of her lingerie and burying my face in her boobs would be a dream.

Throw in a massage and spooning and you’re on

Ooh. What do you want massaging?

*Asking for a friend...

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

As it’s gone quiet, now seems a good time for me to go to bed.

I’m sure you can sort yourselves out

while I’m gone.

Have fun

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I fancy a magnum x

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"As it’s gone quiet, now seems a good time for me to go to bed.

I’m sure you can sort yourselves out

while I’m gone.

Have fun

night buddy , great postie skills as always

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over a year ago

"Oh my! Some lucky fellas here

Right, in the mood for some naughty fun. I summon Piscean Dream, Woody B and Joshstillrocks to my bedside. And bring batteries for when I've worn you all out

Hope you all had your weetabix "

Can I watch? … wait, my name is in there? Oh my

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I fancy a magnum x"

Of Prosecco? Can I come?

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Evening all

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

"another 1st class delivery from a very handsome gent …

Can you tell ABootyfulDay I’m looking forward to meeting her. Nervous as fuck but looking forward to it "

Ohhhhh I just saw this! Oh my days I have an idea who this may be but you should slide in my box to confirm...

also no one should be nervous about meeting me, I am super awkward, clumsy and will most likely stick my foot in my mouth and make a fool of myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In why not

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I fancy a magnum x

Of Prosecco? Can I come? "

Welcome anytime

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Incoming for the gorgeous Kinky Bi from a rather charming gentleman....

"I daily ogle her magnificent body and lose my mind"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

May I play please

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Hi OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a magnum x"

What’s a magnum?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I fancy a magnum x

What’s a magnum? "

It's either a ice lolly or in my case a very large bottle of champagne x

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Ms Dreavus if you'd kindly send me the picture with the sparkles it would be much appreciated

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"I fancy a magnum x

What’s a magnum?

It's either a ice lolly or in my case a very large bottle of champagne x"

Also a hand gun lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a magnum x

What’s a magnum?

It's either a ice lolly or in my case a very large bottle of champagne x"

Also a condom brand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a magnum x

What’s a magnum?

It's either a ice lolly or in my case a very large bottle of champagne x"

Not the kind of magnums that people I know drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a magnum x

What’s a magnum?

It's either a ice lolly or in my case a very large bottle of champagne x

Not the kind of magnums that people I know drink

Slow sips lad

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I fancy a magnum x

What’s a magnum?

It's either a ice lolly or in my case a very large bottle of champagne x

Also a hand gun lol x "

Oh good one, I forgot it could be a gun too (and I've fired one...thought my arm had blown off)

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I fancy a magnum x

What’s a magnum?

It's either a ice lolly or in my case a very large bottle of champagne x

Also a condom brand"

Is it?? Every day is a school day

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Could u tell sparkle I’ve got magnum ice creams in the freezer incase it gets too hot ! ( same applies to Jamie hants)

Sparkles, I don’t think it’s the boozy kind he has. It could be worse, it’s not the gun kind either

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Could u tell sparkle I’ve got magnum ice creams in the freezer incase it gets too hot ! ( same applies to Jamie hants)

Sparkles, I don’t think it’s the boozy kind he has. It could be worse, it’s not the gun kind either"

The boozy kind would have been preferable but I couldn't possibly turn down an ice lolly....

Where is this freezer????

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I fancy a magnum x

What’s a magnum?

It's either a ice lolly or in my case a very large bottle of champagne x

Also a condom brand

Is it?? Every day is a school day

Also a Hawaii based moustached private investigator.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I fancy a magnum x

What’s a magnum?

It's either a ice lolly or in my case a very large bottle of champagne x

Also a condom brand

Is it?? Every day is a school day

Also a Hawaii based moustached private investigator. "

Can't beat a bit of Tom

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some serious hotness entered my box for this one

Could you please tell Inevitable I'd to lick his helmet please

"
oh hotness who areeee you

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Oh my! Some lucky fellas here

Right, in the mood for some naughty fun. I summon Piscean Dream, Woody B and Joshstillrocks to my bedside. And bring batteries for when I've worn you all out

Hope you all had your weetabix "

I am the battery

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Special delivery for kinky, this man always delivers

Kinky inked bi has arrived, can you please tell her, that slipping her out of her lingerie and burying my face in her boobs would be a dream.

Throw in a massage and spooning and you’re on

Ooh. What do you want massaging?

*Asking for a friend..."

Everything

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Incoming for the gorgeous Kinky Bi from a rather charming gentleman....

"I daily ogle her magnificent body and lose my mind"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Special delivery for kinky, this man always delivers

Kinky inked bi has arrived, can you please tell her, that slipping her out of her lingerie and burying my face in her boobs would be a dream.

Throw in a massage and spooning and you’re on

Ooh. What do you want massaging?

*Asking for a friend...

Everything

"User has blocked everyone of your sex"

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"Incoming for the gorgeous Kinky Bi from a rather charming gentleman....

"I daily ogle her magnificent body and lose my mind"

Profile not available

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Special delivery for kinky, this man always delivers

Kinky inked bi has arrived, can you please tell her, that slipping her out of her lingerie and burying my face in her boobs would be a dream.

Throw in a massage and spooning and you’re on

Ooh. What do you want massaging?

*Asking for a friend...

Everything

"User has blocked everyone of your sex""

It says that because I’ve got my message filters on

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"I fancy a magnum x

What’s a magnum?

It's either a ice lolly or in my case a very large bottle of champagne x

Not the kind of magnums that people I know drink

That's Magners

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"Special delivery for kinky, this man always delivers

Kinky inked bi has arrived, can you please tell her, that slipping her out of her lingerie and burying my face in her boobs would be a dream.

Throw in a massage and spooning and you’re on

Ooh. What do you want massaging?

*Asking for a friend...

Everything

"User has blocked everyone of your sex"

It says that because I’ve got my message filters on "

Profile not available for me, for some reason

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

It’s because it’s hidden

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

"It’s because it’s hidden "

Tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Special delivery for kinky, this man always delivers

Kinky inked bi has arrived, can you please tell her, that slipping her out of her lingerie and burying my face in her boobs would be a dream.

Throw in a massage and spooning and you’re on

Ooh. What do you want massaging?

*Asking for a friend...

Everything

"User has blocked everyone of your sex"

It says that because I’ve got my message filters on "

Don't womansplain to me

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Post office is open again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post office is open again

"
m

I’d like to confirm my adress with the post office, seems my mail must be getting lost….

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Happy to play a post lady, in a sexy tight uniform of course

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I'm back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In again..

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

I think it’s run it’s course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 ladies on here in my friend list . I’ve a fancy for both

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

It’s not a bank holiday now but it’s still good to flirt

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Is this still going?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Russle Sprout, my ridiculously handsome and sarcastic mate said that he'd like, totally bum you

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this still going?

It is now. I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Bank Holiday is over lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Bank Holiday is over lol

It lives on in our hearts….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Bank Holiday is over lol

It lives on in our hearts….

Roll on the next one I say lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Bank Holiday is over lol

It lives on in our hearts….

Roll on the next one I say lol "

Can I be the next one you roll onto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Bank Holiday is over lol

It lives on in our hearts….

Roll on the next one I say lol

Can I be the next one you roll onto

Erm, my mate said….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Bank Holiday is over lol

It lives on in our hearts….

Roll on the next one I say lol

Can I be the next one you roll onto

Erm, my mate said….

Ask your mate would he roll over for 200 miles lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Bank Holiday is over lol

It lives on in our hearts….

Roll on the next one I say lol

Can I be the next one you roll onto

Erm, my mate said….

Ask your mate would he roll over for 200 miles lol "

He said, and he would roll 200 more….

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