FabSwingers.com forum: Ladies it's time to get the tape measure out!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And please let me know how many inches are around your sexy bums

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Mines measured in yards rather than inches

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm gonna do this

Under the belly I assume

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Or are we measuring around the cheeks in a circle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to find a big enough tape measure first

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

Might need a Bigger tape measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a ruler here *slap slap

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

37 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

49 inches xx

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

It's more fun to measure ladies bums in hands. Especially mine.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

No tape measure to hand, OP, judge for yourself

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

44 inches

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I know I sit in an 18" width wheelchair (a tad too wide) but haven't measured all the way around my arse. I'll investigate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pictures with tapes measures please, no fibbing about your size like us men do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

38”

Chest is 37.5”

Waist is 26-27”

And bum/hips are 38”

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

46 inches here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"44 inches "

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Does my butt look big in this thong

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Gulp!!

Jo.Xx

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"44 inches "

Okay but put that in to something we can understand

How many Sky remotes is that?

LvM

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By *urplezrainWoman
over a year ago

SCUNTHORPE

This only measures the width of it though, not the size of the juicy cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tape measure not big enough to get round lol

I'll have to lay down to get it under my bhudda belly haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly 50 last time I measured.

Bust 48"

Waist 38"

Bum 48"

My hourglass has a lot of sand in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big bunda- she in the bundesliga

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"Nearly 50 last time I measured.

Bust 48"

Waist 38"

Bum 48"

My hourglass has a lot of sand in it

But in all the right places

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Haven't got a tape measure handy so using the scientific method of 'hands' and guesstimation....

My tiny arse is about 5 average man hands round I reckon, less if said hands are squeezing it

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs NE’s is 47”.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"44 inches

Okay but put that in to something we can understand

How many Sky remotes is that?

LvM"

It's 5 techwood remotes. Does that help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't got a tape measure handy so using the scientific method of 'hands' and guesstimation....

My tiny arse is about 5 average man hands round I reckon, less if said hands are squeezing it

Cherry x"

2 hands last time I grabbed it

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Got one of those old leather wind up tape measures? Should have grabbed that one yesterday at the vintage fair...

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Haven't got a tape measure handy so using the scientific method of 'hands' and guesstimation....

My tiny arse is about 5 average man hands round I reckon, less if said hands are squeezing it

Cherry x

2 hands last time I grabbed it

With your big ole shovels not surprising!

Cherry x

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By *adyHWoman
over a year ago

South Glos

I think I’ll need a hand to measure…..ya know, make sure it’s accurate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I’ll need a hand to measure…..ya know, make sure it’s accurate

I’d be happy to lend a hand or two

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"49 inches xx"

What's that in hands?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Superb "lap bouncer" bums in this thread, great post o/p.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nearly 50 last time I measured.

Bust 48"

Waist 38"

Bum 48"

My hourglass has a lot of sand in it

But in all the right places

Gets in all the wrong places after a trip to the beach lol

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Nearly 50 last time I measured.

Bust 48"

Waist 38"

Bum 48"

My hourglass has a lot of sand in it

But in all the right places

Gets in all the wrong places after a trip to the beach lol"

I'm sure you could find plenty of people to help put it back for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nearly 50 last time I measured.

Bust 48"

Waist 38"

Bum 48"

My hourglass has a lot of sand in it

But in all the right places

Gets in all the wrong places after a trip to the beach lol

I'm sure you could find plenty of people to help put it back for you. "

Haha, a good rinse and rub down usually does the trick

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Nearly 50 last time I measured.

Bust 48"

Waist 38"

Bum 48"

My hourglass has a lot of sand in it

But in all the right places

Gets in all the wrong places after a trip to the beach lol

I'm sure you could find plenty of people to help put it back for you.

Haha, a good rinse and rub down usually does the trick

I bet it does!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"Nearly 50 last time I measured.

Bust 48"

Waist 38"

Bum 48"

My hourglass has a lot of sand in it

But in all the right places

Gets in all the wrong places after a trip to the beach lol

I'm sure you could find plenty of people to help put it back for you.

Haha, a good rinse and rub down usually does the trick

By a bloke with a big hosepipe?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

38"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By a bloke with a big hosepipe?"

One with a powerful spray hose would also be great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"38""

Yummy

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"By a bloke with a big hosepipe?

One with a powerful spray hose would also be great "

I suppose he'd also need to know how to use it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By a bloke with a big hosepipe?

One with a powerful spray hose would also be great

I suppose he'd also need to know how to use it too"

Well it won't work if it's not turned on

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"By a bloke with a big hosepipe?

One with a powerful spray hose would also be great "

I've got a watering can!

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

109 cm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

48 butt, hips are 43 and waist is 30.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"48 butt, hips are 43 and waist is 30. "

... and all are absolutely gorgeous!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Big

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"By a bloke with a big hosepipe?

One with a powerful spray hose would also be great

I suppose he'd also need to know how to use it too

Well it won't work if it's not turned on

And if it stays limp it's really no use at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"49 inches xx

What's that in hands?

Plenty to hold on to!

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By *adyHWoman
over a year ago

South Glos

"I think I’ll need a hand to measure…..ya know, make sure it’s accurate

I’d be happy to lend a hand or two

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I know I sit in an 18" width wheelchair (a tad too wide) but haven't measured all the way around my arse. I'll investigate

News update:

Measured at 46"

Full bust is also 46" for those interested

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By *oulfulSinnerWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Hips nice round 50"

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

Don’t think I have a big enough tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ladies are booty ful

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Probably close to having its own gravitational pull

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

It’s big, that’s all you need to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone ever used a spirit level to check straightness of their cock??

Anyone willing to try???

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Small/loose size 8, what ever that is

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Small/loose size 8, what ever that is

Showing off that's what it is! My fatness is more than doubled.

You have a lovely figure im just jealous x

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

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52"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the thread that was missing in my life op

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