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The Hobbits of Flores

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Scientists have found fossils of 3ft tall hobbit like creatures on the Island of Flores and one scientist insists that these hobbit like creatures could still be running around the island in the thick jungle. He has interviewed dozens on locals who have reported sightings of these homonym creatures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t know why they didn’t just get them to play in the movies.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Still trying to get to Mordor.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I've read that before. Its fascinating isn't it

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I've read that before."

That's because it's all over the news...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Did they find Snow Whites skeleton too ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've read that before.

That's because it's all over the news..."

It’s their first time here. Clearly

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What makes them homonyms ?

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I really want it to be true that they're still alive but I suspect they're not. But I've always had a fascination with cryptozoology.

Surprising how fre fossil records of them have been found.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Interesting. Every day is a school day with you Tom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched a documentary about some island that had hobbit fossils and the general consensus was that humans had used them as sex sl*ves and eventually killed them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are the result of alien tinkering with early human DNA.

Tolkien had access to this secret knowledge, probably due to a psychic link with the aliens. He wrote The Hobbit as a coded warning to humanity.

Or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh! I want to go and live with Hobbits!!!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"What makes them homonyms ?"

Their size or rather lack of

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"What makes them homonyms ?

Their size or rather lack of"
.

Their size or sighs ?

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"They are the result of alien tinkering with early human DNA.

Tolkien had access to this secret knowledge, probably due to a psychic link with the aliens. He wrote The Hobbit as a coded warning to humanity.

Or something "

Sounds legit. I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Homonym

(noun)

each of two or more words having the same spelling or pronunciation but different meanings and origins.

.

Hominid

(noun)

a primate of a family ( Hominidae ) which includes humans and their fossil ancestors and also (in recent schemes) at least some of the great apes.

.

Tomonym

(Noun)

A word that means one thing, but sounds a bit like a word meaning another thing, which causes Tom Essex to get them confused with each other.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

Tomonym

(Noun)

A word that means one thing, but sounds a bit like a word meaning another thing, which causes Tom Essex to get them confused with each other."

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Homonym

(noun)

each of two or more words having the same spelling or pronunciation but different meanings and origins.

.

Hominid

(noun)

a primate of a family ( Hominidae ) which includes humans and their fossil ancestors and also (in recent schemes) at least some of the great apes.

.

Tomonym

(Noun)

A word that means one thing, but sounds a bit like a word meaning another thing, which causes Tom Essex to get them confused with each other."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are the result of alien tinkering with early human DNA.

Tolkien had access to this secret knowledge, probably due to a psychic link with the aliens. He wrote The Hobbit as a coded warning to humanity.

Or something

Sounds legit. I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter"

You can, for the special introductory price of £29.99 a month! (For the first 2 months, after which price increases to £39.99)

[Postage extra]

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Oh! I want to go and live with Hobbits!!! "

Mexicans are always quite short.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd fear for their health and sanity, if we tracked any survivors down. I'm guessing that they would have needed fairly high numbers throughout the past, to have survived to today, which would have resulted in lots of evidence left behind.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

There are other tribes arounf the world in places like Papua New Guinea and of course that island that kill and eat outsiders with poison darts and arrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if you don't go there with poison darts and arrows, you should be safe!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tteeo outsiders ignored the warnings and were not seen again

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Two

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

This is ancient news. Homo floresiensis was discovered years ago (2003, to be precise).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is ancient news. Homo floresiensis was discovered years ago (2003, to be precise)."

Yes but the Alien link is a fairly recent development!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they sure they just didn't shrink in the wash?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

There have been sightings over the years and lots of stories of incidents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There have been sightings over the years and lots of stories of incidents "

All pictures taken on a potato?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The scientist has interviewed many of the witnesses and there is only one conclusion. These hobbit people actually exist..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The scientist has interviewed many of the witnesses and there is only one conclusion. These hobbit people actually exist.. "

But what about the orcs?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Let's stay on track here. We are talking about ancient tribes that have lain undiscovered for centuries.

Who knows what lives in the jungles on these remote islands.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"The scientist has interviewed many of the witnesses and there is only one conclusion. These hobbit people actually exist.. "

Or the witnesses have been eating hallucinogenic mushrooms

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"The scientist has interviewed many of the witnesses and there is only one conclusion. These hobbit people actually exist..

Or the witnesses have been eating hallucinogenic mushrooms"

They are still finding lost tribes in the Amazon rain forest. Some are friendly and some are not. Some have those blow dart pipes and small bows and arrows with poison on the tips. I think there is a place called Papua New Guinea were there are actually pygmy tribes which are small people.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Wow, dredging up news from 2003!

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By *ohnnyTwoNotesMan
over a year ago

golden fields


"The scientist has interviewed many of the witnesses and there is only one conclusion. These hobbit people actually exist.. "

People say a lot of things though. Can they be trusted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scientists have found fossils of 3ft tall hobbit like creatures on the Island of Flores and one scientist insists that these hobbit like creatures could still be running around the island in the thick jungle. He has interviewed dozens on locals who have reported sightings of these homonym creatures. "

Nonsense. Just ask Warwick Davies

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

They found a tribe of pygmies in the pampas grasses of New Guinea a few years called the Fukawi. Fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scientists have found fossils of 3ft tall hobbit like creatures on the Island of Flores and one scientist insists that these hobbit like creatures could still be running around the island in the thick jungle. He has interviewed dozens on locals who have reported sightings of these homonym creatures. "

It's just another human species our dna is proving that modern man is a mungrel species produced by sex between at least 3 possible 4 different human species in the past . It turns out our ancestors liked to fuck just as much as modern man does who would have thought it .

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

They were called the Fucawi because the Pampas Grass was so tall that the elders would jump up to see above the pampas and day..

Where the Fucawi !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scientists have found fossils of 3ft tall hobbit like creatures on the Island of Flores and one scientist insists that these hobbit like creatures could still be running around the island in the thick jungle. He has interviewed dozens on locals who have reported sightings of these homonym creatures. "
. I do hope we never find out because if they are still living it won’t be long before it becomes a site seeing holiday destination with a Burger King and that fat kid from the holiday on the beach advert running around with his free lounge pass

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Scientists have found fossils of 3ft tall hobbit like creatures on the Island of Flores and one scientist insists that these hobbit like creatures could still be running around the island in the thick jungle. He has interviewed dozens on locals who have reported sightings of these homonym creatures. . I do hope we never find out because if they are still living it won’t be long before it becomes a site seeing holiday destination with a Burger King and that fat kid from the holiday on the beach advert running around with his free lounge pass"

Fat kid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scientists have found fossils of 3ft tall hobbit like creatures on the Island of Flores and one scientist insists that these hobbit like creatures could still be running around the island in the thick jungle. He has interviewed dozens on locals who have reported sightings of these homonym creatures. . I do hope we never find out because if they are still living it won’t be long before it becomes a site seeing holiday destination with a Burger King and that fat kid from the holiday on the beach advert running around with his free lounge pass

Fat kid? "
yes the one with most wonderful time of the year music playing

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Who knows what lives in the jungles on these remote islands. "

David Attenborough.He knows.

Gbat

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